
Mom wants me to become a Hover Cat like her… an’ Dad wants me to become a Monorail Cat like him… …but, I really wanna become a MOON SHUTTLE!
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Mom wants me to become a Hover Cat like her… an’ Dad wants me to become a Monorail Cat like him… …but, I really wanna become a MOON SHUTTLE!
Ai iz so cunfuzzled!
Mabye kitteh could be a rokket surgeon. Or a brain scientist.
*snerk* Oar a moon shuttle….
Now, that’s just silleh talk.
Ohai an congrats on ur frunt payj, Shrapnel!!
Thankee muchlee, O. M.
SQUEEEE!!!
*Tytenz CHRG*
*Finks abaot paypurz tu grayde*
Whew-dis bebbeh iz teh kyoot!
nawt
nawt
nawt Splort
*hans duckky taype to JK (teh otter wun)*
*heps JK rapraprap hed wif duckky taype*
naow goe fink uv tackses oar akkowntin stuffs…
Kitteh hab de clumsy * Kicks paws ons da ground*
Akchoolly, Ai fink he gotz teh nap-attack…but nawt cloze eyez yet.
Seems ‘Dad’ is old fashion and ‘Mom’ is new year style XD
you can be whatever you want to be kitteh!!
♫ ‘Awl ai wants iz a moon sumwear
Far awai fru teh nite tiem air
Wif mai own helmut tu ware
Aow, wuddinit bee lubberly?!’ ♪
*wieps a littlol bit ov leeky stuf frum mai aiy*
‘iz otay littlol astro-kitteh, dreem big!!’ xoxo
*gigglols at sawng*
Lawts ob chokklits fur me tu eet
Lawts ob starz is a reel nyse treet
Grayt vyoo grayt tyme grayt seet
Aow wuddint it be lubberly!
clappity clap claps fer AP!! fankees fer singin dat berse – dat iz mai fav wun (sumfing abowt choklits aifinkso!
)
Aow, noaw dat wud be lubberly!!
*Ms Meow runs orf tu plai teh song on teh par-nanno in teh parloor*
Oooo, cor! Kan ai com lissen? Ai wuz inna Mai Fare Laydee inna hys Kool!
*curlz up awn teh settee in teh parloor tu lissin*
*runsbakin … grabs zauberflote’s paw … runsbaktutehparloor …*
Ohai zauberflote – lissen, noe, ai dont finkso, noe yu haz tu sing wif mee adn dans dans twerl liek Eliza Doolittlol dun it!!
*wisspurs – yu mites wants sum eermuffs coz ai sing liek a skolded … whoops, carnt sai dat …. liek a strangled …. noe nawt dat eivver … wel, nawt tu gud ennyways!!!!*
Aow sao lubberlie floatin absobloominluut-lee free
I wud nebber buj til I
Lahahanded awn teh, er, moon.
Y duzznt it ryym????
silleh moon, nawt ryming wif zauberflote’s lubly vurse!!
ahh teh perils ov bein a LOLspeek songriter eh zauberflote!!!
Ai wud nebber buj ti teh — lubberly moon Ai see!
*attmpz a liddle edit*
Aow sao lubberlie floatin’ an’ Ai hope it happenz soon
Ai will nebber buj til Ai
Haz landed upon teh moon.
*brar-voe Shrapnel!!*
Applolsawse!! Nycely dun, shrapnel!
Ai lykez moozicalz. (or izzat moon-zicalz?
Ohai, Ms. Kapow! I duzzent fink we haz akshully meetid, butt (!) Ai wuz wunnerin haow yu gitz dose liddlol moosikal noats awn yur kommint wen u singing liek dat. (Iz byootiful, BTW). *Eggstens floofy paw uv frendship*
*shaeky shaek shaeks Niall Mor’s f. p. u. f.*
Oahi Niall – iz lubly tu meets yu!!
Oohh, guddy, ai kwestshun ai kin ansa!! fer me, wot ai duz is tu hold down the alt key adn den press 13 or 14 on the numeric keybored fingy – like thus ♫ ♪ – ai jus hadda chek!! ai hoep dat halps yu tu sing aloawng wif eberywuns!
ai lubs singing in cheezland coz noewuns eers haztu bleed!! xoxo
Doan wurry kitteh. Yoo be wot yoo wantz.
Hem want twes bees da Rocket Kitteh!
toooty
Dis iz just about da kutest beebeh kitteh ai haz eber seen.
♫ I’s bein folold by a moon shuttle; moon shuttle moon shuttle…
♫ Runnin adn hoppin frum a moon shutlol; moon shutlol moon shutlol…
♫ Adn ifn ai eber leevs teh earf
leevs teh grownd, leevs teh terf
Oh ifn ai eber leevs teh eerf
Ai wont has tu sook noe moer ♪
Wai tu goe littlol ‘Kit Steebens’ !!!
*shuffols paw in teh dert*
aw shuks, fanks!!
GMTA PJ perry
Y duz it has ti be sum kindz of twansportz? Y not be like Dr Tinycat mebbe?
Kitteh has no pawz… needz tu hubber oar glyde.
Dr Tyneecat needz pawz tu du surjeryz adn stuffs.
Iz Cheez tradishun…an’ kitteh is asto…astronm…lykes tu luke at starz.
Kitteh feels him got tu moov it moov it.
aim for the stars little kitteh
you may not hit your target
but
not so likely to shoot yourself in the foot (or paw as the case may be)
Ai also herd it as reech fur teh stars…
U may nawt tuch dem, but u nawt ends up wiff a handful ob dirt.
ohai dan!
*runsobberwifakwikness*
*hedbonk*
haow ya bee?
this superbowl bid-ness is wearing me out.
from working…outside…on the ice and snow, my knees resemble grapefruits
,
bruised grapefruits
U aren’t being bawmbed by fawling ice, am u?
*passes the arnica gel and sum foamysoft kneepads*
gud nite awls mai cheezy peeps aiz will seas use on da morrow, Peas and Wub twes Awl!
sweet dreems JK – mai tehy be ful ov luvly kosmik fings!! xoxox
Go follow your dreams, kitteh! The MOON is the limit 4 u!!
Awwww, kitteh, u already has plenny kewts! Dun werries!
I don’t know kitteh, you kinda look like roomba cat to me.
@@@@@!
Kitteh has a sad, says:
“Whare is teh ise cream wiff crow?”
“Whare is teh ise cream to go?”
“Whare is they danse a ho ho!?”
Kitteh hazza dreem – go fur it, littlol cyoot bebbeh! U haz the ayreodynamicals, tu!
a.k.a. Shuttle Cat
Den you be a moon shuttle! From other captions, it seems a lot of kittehs like to visit da moon.
Squeeee…just…squeeee. Nothin else I can say rite nao.
Aint dat teh troof – sumtiems in lief yu noe ilc, iz jus teh simpul werds iz awl dat be kneeded!!
*stansbai jus in caed dis ekascalates intu a ful-blowed ‘s’ fing!!*
Nope, none ob dat! Ai had mai geer awn tite tudai!
Yu iz a gud gerl skowt ilc – alwayz prepeared fer enny sit yu ayshun!!
*kin ai pleez has sum ov yur cold ilc coz ai em wun stinky hawt kitteh tudai?! ai em moer liek Peppy la P. E. W. den a sweet littlol ol laydee kitteh hoo shud smel liek lavendarh!!*
I sends yoo elebentee tons ov snow. And singlol didgets temperaturrs. Yer welcome.
*Ms Meow putz on her faux-fer-lioned cents-a-bul nek tu nee swim suit adn ugg boots*
*froliks (wel, as mutch as a littlol ol laydee kitteh kan!) in awl dat lubly kewel snow doing anguls adn bilding carsuls*
fankees pjp!! yu iz bery kind fer sharing adn caring so mutch!! xoxo
Heer in not-so-sunny southern Ontario, we haz lotsa whyte stuff an’ mukluks. Trayde fer sum hot aneetyme.
*soe, dat’s wun awder ov ‘sum hawts’ – wud yu lieks a playt ov ‘sunnyshien wif gentul breez on tawp’ adn haow bowt a glars ov ‘frolik inteh warm oeshun’ tu wash dat awl down wif?!*
ohai Shrapnel – ai iz bery glad tu shaers owr summa wif yu (speshully inf it cools me down tuu!!)
*wisspurs – wot iz dis ‘mukluks’ ov witj yu speek?!*
xoxox
Oooooooo! Da oshun! How wundermints! Closest ting wee gawt iz freshwater inland seas cawled teh Great Lakes an’ they’re kinda cold this tyme uv year. Manee smaller laykez iz frozen ober an’ strange, thermal peeps go skidooing an’ skating an’ ice-fishin’ awn dem. (Nawt tu catch ice. Got nuf uv that already.) Mukluks iz (originally) an Inuit (Canadian Eskimo) type boot made frum skins. Commercial versions were made thet luked lyke dem fer a whyle. They iz fluffy, furry awn de owtside an’ liddle higher den mid-calf in height(mid-cow? dat can’t be right). Anyway, inna early 1970s, dey wuz very popoolar fer awhyle.
Post script: Check mai LOLs in mai profile. I haz mayde anudder LOL featurin’ teh future uv teh famous Moon Shuttle Cat awl growd up.
follow ur dreams, kitteh! *zoooooooooom*
shut 4 teh mun an ul at lest lend upawn teh starz
he is so cute i just want to take him home and hug him
lol, aw ai kanz sais is follo yo dweems kitteh kat!
Sorry sweeite, Obama killed your dream.