*sippity sip – aaahhhh, dat hit teh spawt*
Spawt: hey stawp hittin me!!!
Ohai PB!! yesh indeedy, ai aer habing a study brake – yeah!! ai finisht a big tuf ass-ai-mint tudai on anna-tummy adn stuf!! so tuniet ai gits tu plai!!
Sawree – ai disapeerd – waz dinna tiem.
Ai lieks eggies sunny sied up fanks, wiv toste.
Yesh, ai had wun week ov werk – free daze ov kidlets an too ov boaring meeetingz.
Ai hazza sweet groop ov littlol sebben yr olds.
Yesh. We nawt haz dun much werks yet, butt(!) we had sum fun an set teh rools an got orginised.
We is studying Antarctica (rebers sigh collegy??) an tudai we wotshed a bit ov Happy Feet. Cute.
This is my best day ever!
Congratz mum_tat!! Yu haz teh speedee fingas!
*Egg-tenz floofeh fingas ov welkum*
Thanks – I’m a long-time lurker!
Hmmm, fings ar nawt alwaiz wot tehy seam, ai feer???
Onoes! Iz awr annipuss habbin teh identitee crysiss??? *narrowz hocks-ai* Or mebbe teh multiplol kittehnailtee disoardur?
An alter(ed) ego?
Wuz set up fur a purrpuss sum tiem ago – ferget wat naow tho!
Congarats, mum_tat
Thanks pb!
*Nomnomnomnom*
Noes, yoo duzn’t has tu kook dem….ai’ll taek dem jus teh wai dey iz!
Kitteh can haz a raww !!
No burger
Yoo doant minss wurds
* fake raw emoshen
*
Awww, donut get in a stew bout it, PB!
Woant poosh mi intu teh gravy sed !!
Donut be so saucy
Kitteh finks him iz in hebben!
Heez gawt a big smilol awn hims chops
Himz steakin himz tiem to appreshiate teh byootee!
Cut it owt PB!!
Ide bi loin uvverwize !!
Ai butcher wud!!!
Chop, Chop !! Lets keap mooving !!
Stawp beefin, Ms Kitty etc!
Sheez sew brazen
Iz troo, tihs iz gettin offal
Ai sautee wut yoo did dere!
Ur kidney meh – coodn beef wers!
Didn fink ai’d liver to see teh dai wen we stoopd so lo!
Liver aloan, ai sai !!
Hi Fievs, mmm
!! * Poors a glars ob coak faw teh liver *
Cheez, PB!!
OT, wi can haz rayn, funder nd light ning !! * Ai luv teh ‘ning *
O noes, WP eetid mai commint – ai woz sayin, befoar ai woz so roodlee intruptd by WP, uh, wot woz ai sayin
*wandas off to trai to ‘memba*
*clappity clap claps fer awl teh Friedegg punstars tuniet!!*
Youse hab awl bean ‘sharpening yur wits’ dats fer shore!!!
Adn carving a naem fur hourselves
LOL mmm!!
* PB poors maw drinks faw awl
*
Ohai, Ms Kapow !! Yoo can haz studdy braek ??
*sippity sip – aaahhhh, dat hit teh spawt*
Spawt: hey stawp hittin me!!!
Ohai PB!! yesh indeedy, ai aer habing a study brake – yeah!! ai finisht a big tuf ass-ai-mint tudai on anna-tummy adn stuf!! so tuniet ai gits tu plai!!
Taht tummy’z nawt a soft subjekt !! Wel dun !!
Tanks PB!! naow ai gots tu wafful on abowt leagul stufs adn lejislayshuns fer teh phitnus inna-dust-tree!
*luks up hoepin tu sea a sirtin leagul eagul type berdie tu halps me owt*
Hmm, studeeing the legal stuffz, tehre shud be a law aginst taht
‘oh, yoo hoo, weerd pretzul, wotchu done wif awl teh reply fingameez – yu gibs dem bak rite noaw oar awl teh cheezpeeps wil be rebolting!’
‘hoo sez we aer ‘rebolting’??!?!
Hee, hee !! Nuffin tu wurry baot, Ms K. Tehre’z a limit ob 10 fer teh nestign levelz
Nuffing liek a slies ov hyoomer on a Friedegg. Ohai Ms Kapow!
Ooohhh, dat sownds nomalishus OcM!
*finks – ai wunder if OcM lieks her googie eggs ‘sunny sied up’?
Ohai OcM – wun weak doawn, elebenty left?!!
*Fles ober an lans daintilee awn OCM hed and skritchskritchskritchez teh gud spawt* Ohai, OCM! Nais tu see you!
Ai purrfurz tah slais ob ham wiff mai Friedegg!
Ohai OCM, yu bak at skool?
Sawree – ai disapeerd – waz dinna tiem.
Ai lieks eggies sunny sied up fanks, wiv toste.
Yesh, ai had wun week ov werk – free daze ov kidlets an too ov boaring meeetingz.
Ai hazza sweet groop ov littlol sebben yr olds.
O dat sownds lyk fun! Hard wurk, butt fun, teh litlol wuns ar berri infyoo….enfru….lubz to lern nyoo fings aifinkso
Yesh. We nawt haz dun much werks yet, butt(!) we had sum fun an set teh rools an got orginised.
We is studying Antarctica (rebers sigh collegy??) an tudai we wotshed a bit ov Happy Feet. Cute.
Iz dat Lady Gaga’s dressmaeker’s?
Off owt naow, Bai!
Bai now, Anni
C U sune!
Bai, anni-mum-tat! *waevs wing inna sad farewelol* Hurree bak!
Hee, hee !!
Hi shud hab moar tayst tahn hur, aifinkso
Kitteh iz habbin a barbiecue faw himz frenz !! Meat iz supplide !!
“Can sumwun halp lite teh thing, plzthx ??”, himz sez !!
*Hanz kitteh a lite ning kondukter*
*wunders wot kinda moosik a lite ning kondukter kondukts?*
noe dowt it be bery eel-ek-tra-frying!!
Cud be shocking too!
* PB heds owt intu teh rayn ware teh BBQ iz *
Ime nawt shorr if tihs fing wil wur
*Ms Meow heds ober tu teh bbbq wif sum salady fings adn bred rowls*
‘ohai dere PB – ooohhh, ai lubs yur nue harestyul, iz awl kinda frizzy adn smoekin hawt!!’ tee hee
*goes orf singin .. ohai voltij rok n rol!!*
Wot’s taht berning luk yu’z gibbon us, PB?
u need a flesh-lite mebby?
Meat-Love-Kitteh is gettin reddy for concert!
Mornen, cheezee peepz!
ai has en egg straw printah (adn manee otter kolleciblolz); nedez sum chartz.
Kthnx
Gud moor ning, Catena !! Mi tuu, sawry
REALLY wish I hadn’t deleted this LOL from my profile right about now…
Oh, dear…
I have NEVER hated my OCD more than I do right now.
Okay, nao u put it on grill and cover it with lotsa cheez. Ta-daa! Sooper duble triple elebenty cheezburger.
Giggety Giggety
LOL AWSOME
my cats would love tat!.