O, kitteh! Njoi dat lap whyle you can! Dere’s gonna be a lil blurpy fing comin to yur howse, aifinkso. All dem new soft blankies an dat hi bed wif teh cage sides? Nawt fur you!
Conga-belleh-layshuns cheezfrog!! Is a grate frunt payj lol!!
*preggie laydee ratz dansdansdans froo da ruum doin teh jigglol-belleh jibe wile froween sparklolly cweenfetteez ebbryware*
Oh kitteh, de tiem is comin soon wehn yu better hav a gud saef hidin place to hang owt in. Yr hoomin Mom’s not gonna be so musch fun for awhile, aifinkso. How bowt yr hyoominDad’s pyooter rume?
Mai kitteh was furry helpful when babbeh camed. Her made room fur him in mai bed an on mai lap. Her stayed unner teh crib thru changin tyme, too. Her was jest teechin him to crawl when her hadded to go to teh bridge. Her keeped her tail just outa reech, an babbeh reeeeeeeched wif one hand, tehn reeeeeeched wif ofur hand, butt(!) teh kitteh tail stayed just outa reech. {{{{Scruffy Kitteh}}}}
Kitteh purrteks babbeh!
Like tihs?
Awwww….
Ur belleh, it has a squirmy.
Moobs frum teh insyde. Hao it duz dat?
Hoomans have their kittehs difrent.
Wait, whut? U mean teh hoomin isn’t gonna give birf inna cardboard box under teh porch?
Only if her can’t gets thru teh snow to teh hoomin vet in tyme!
Or in teh lorndry baskit, awn teh cleen cloves?
who puts clean clothes in a laundry basket? laundry baskets are for dirty clothes.
That hampers the cleaning process.
Conga rats, annipuss, on yur top spot! Ai tink kitteh mae be a littlol surprized when babbeh moves
Thx sweeneypie! Aifink u aer rite!
Mah Skimble yoosta curl up on meh wen ai wuz teh preggerz. Wen bebbeh wud try to kik-kik-kik & push him off, Skimble hadda beeg confuzzled.
“Mama – why iz ur belleh moovin? Itz interruptin mah nap!!!”
Huggin’ teh new babeh… Not kwite tiem yet.
Arnt teh cheezbrgrz sposta stop moobin BEFOAR yu eet dem???
Hoomans is weird. Butt(!) useful fur openin teh cans ob cheezburger!
O, kitteh! Njoi dat lap whyle you can! Dere’s gonna be a lil blurpy fing comin to yur howse, aifinkso. All dem new soft blankies an dat hi bed wif teh cage sides? Nawt fur you!
Sry, kitteh. In a yeer, it’ll be betteh cuz den lil blurpy fings start eatin teh reel fud an dey furry messy. Lotsa peeplol fud fur kitteh then.
Whachoo meen, jsut WUN bebbeh inz tehre??!! Hoomin bebbeh msut bih teh loanlolee wiffowt elebbenty litturmaytses!!
elebentee baybees at wunce!
*thunk*
Wun iz enuf to deeling wif, aifinkso… an mien tendz to be bery gud!
Woo! Frunt paig. *duz happi dance*
congrats! tis a good LOL!
Conga-belleh-layshuns cheezfrog!! Is a grate frunt payj lol!!
*preggie laydee ratz dansdansdans froo da ruum doin teh jigglol-belleh jibe wile froween sparklolly cweenfetteez ebbryware*
Congarats awn yur frunt payge, cheezfrog!
Concatshoelaces, cheezfrog. Gud werk!
awl yer bebehs ar beelong to meh……
Acorse! Bebehs raised bai kittehs grow into good kitteh servants, aifinkso. Ai is good exsample, an so is mai boy.
u hazzin hao menny kittehs?
Oh kitteh, de tiem is comin soon wehn yu better hav a gud saef hidin place to hang owt in. Yr hoomin Mom’s not gonna be so musch fun for awhile, aifinkso. How bowt yr hyoominDad’s pyooter rume?
Mai kitteh was furry helpful when babbeh camed. Her made room fur him in mai bed an on mai lap. Her stayed unner teh crib thru changin tyme, too. Her was jest teechin him to crawl when her hadded to go to teh bridge. Her keeped her tail just outa reech, an babbeh reeeeeeeched wif one hand, tehn reeeeeeched wif ofur hand, butt(!) teh kitteh tail stayed just outa reech. {{{{Scruffy Kitteh}}}}
{{{TJ an Scruffy}}}
Fanks, Gunnersmama! Was 15 yeers ago, butt(!) Scruffy will nefur be furgotted.
Ornjj Kitteh’z Prittee
Wun habz summfeengz goweengz awn.
Kitteh nawt knoez wut!
Ornjj Kitteh wundurrz
ifz Prittee Wun will maykz nyss,
kwyett Wayteengz Playss?!!
Ornjj Kitteh feenkso
Liddill Skwishee Wun wawntz owtz
immeedeeatlee!!!
Jack.
Ohai Jack! Dat iz a wunnermus welcum tu a fambly!
Bravo.
Awwww
Omg!!! so cute!!!!!