Do you ever feel like someone is watching you? Well, someone is. His name is Ceiling Cat. Don’t worry: Ceiling Cat isn’t judging your actions, whatever they may be. Ceiling Cat is there to help. Like a guardian angel. Except he’s a cat. Cheezburger Confidential has the full scoop on Ceiling Cat: Who he is, what he stands for, what he watches you do. Read up, Cheezfrends. There will be a quiz at the end of class.
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ah, teh holy graeeatness
Conga-rats kiriyan87 awn yur nawt-sekkund!
Cured a leopard!!!
Of hiz spawts? Ai hoep nawt. Den it nawt be a leopard ennemoar!
das rite. he’z nauw a cheeter
Meh. Cheetahs neber prawspurrr ennywaiz.
Noet dat in dis incarn – inkar – encarnash – in dis pikshur CC is not whiet but rather OBNP. Dis is tu show dat we mus be tollerunt of all culurs of fur.
Or non at all.
Anom, Duffy! U is furry observant.
Clearly they have forgotten the true doctrine of ceiling cat.
He’s there to watch you masturbate.
I have no qualms about ceiling cat watching me masturbinate. Just as long as he isn’t doing it too.
*snerk* lotsa kommints ai’d LUB tu maek..aifinksew ai juss goes tu teh NB an aboydz teh crowdz..
Why tone down such a perfect meme? No mention of masturbation.
I think Ceiling cat is actually a pervert…watching people masturbate.
Dose ceiling cat spik inglish?