
Sasha’s shredding skills were so superior she could take an ordinary blankie and add evenly spaced tassels.
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Sasha’s shredding skills were so superior she could take an ordinary blankie and add evenly spaced tassels.
No-hassle tassel!
Gud one, Kestrela! Conshredulations on being on top ov teh
sofawerld!!!Fanks PJP! Tawp uv teh sofa IZ tawp uv teh whirled!
oooh Ai wuntz dis kittej fur mai innteereeur desygnr! How lubblee!
congarats awn teh tawp spawt, Kestrela!
Ai wood lub teh kitteh fur mai inteereeur dekomarashun. Hur awn mai sofa wood be sew pritteh!
Ofankyoo, turtlol! *estens taluns in frenlee greets* Ai doan bleev we’s metyet. Nais tu meetcha!
(extends skalee paw) Nize tu meetcha, tu!
howz yur weffur bai yuse? We am habbing a buzzard…a bludzurrd…a blizzer…a hole lawt uv snoe & ize and bad windz and stuff…brrrrrrrr
iz froggy owt,,nawtso bad, butt(!) a liddlol tuff to draiv in. Sabannah onlee get teh snoe oncet inna whylol.
*Peeks owt window*
*Grabs blankeh and kittehs and hydes under tablol*
Ai bee hidin’, tu. Gots tu hide frum teh tundersnoe… mai twuck luks like it has been hit by a glacier… it am cobbered in wite plus ize…. ugh…
*grabs korner uv pjperry’s blankee and hides eyz*
oh deer! please everywun wif eggstraw pleh wether stay safe!
*sends warming beems east*
icee stormz r eth worstest! Wez gitz mor icee fan snoe downsouf. Stayz warmith adn safee!
adn ohe yez turtlol……extendedz dainti whitee pawz ov freendshep…..
tutlol ifa yew wuld bez sew kindz tew puts http://cheezburger.com/whateveryournameis downthere ineth website boxez wez all befrendeng yew! Its will gif yew a bloo nam!
OT, tehre’s a Cat 5 (teh biggest) cycloan hedding tu Queensland, OZ. It’z 500 km akross wiv a 100km eye.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/02/02/3127394.htm
YIKES!!!!! Izzat cloas tu yoo?? Or OCM???
Bak agenn
!! * Mai innertubes lokt teh lappytop up *
No, nawt cloas tu OCM or mee or even Ms Kapow whu iz in QLD. Butt(!) tehre am cheezpeeps in Cairns wair itz awl happning nd evackyooayshens hab bin goeng awn faw twu daze !! Tehy nebber had a cyclone taht big bifaw nd itz dew at teh coast tunite at 10pm
O fank CC! Luuks liek a bigun..*flyes awff tu teh aerie to werk sum wether magick*
ttatz a HUUUGGGGEEEEE cycloan (wez callz tem hurrycaynes herez inteh US)!!!!
allz mai aussi cheezpeeps staiz safelies!!! Hurrycaynes aer likkes a bom goin offz ora toratoranado ttat lastes fur hoursandhoursandhours…
Yikes! Do nowt want! {{{aussi cheezpeeps}}}
We has ice..we has big wind…we has thundersnow…we has regular snow. 1-3 FEET nawt inches
The lights flickerd too. *Hides Turtlol’s eyes*
PJ! give those back!
*Gives Turtlol’s eyes to gammacat for safe key ping.*
eeewww!!! silly pj!
*hands gives eyes to turtlol*
canz turtlol seez nao???
Hopfully, nawt. Is scaree lookin owt der.
whew…coodn see dere fur a wile…fanks fur gibbing me mai eyz bak!
and Ai nawt noed Ai cood hasa bloo naym…Ai just nebber newd….(ooh feelz awl speshul naow)
Ohai, turtlol *wayves floofypaw* We musted be awlmoast neighburrs.. . Ai can haz tuumanee snoez tu! Nawt enney fun atawl!
Ai trayde sum uf owr too mannee minusses tempurr churs foar sum of ur tu mannee snoez. iz gunna be -28F tunite. Mai goggiez can haz a stai inna haws again tonite aifinkso.
Aiz wif ya dere WrR! Heer in north Montanaland weave had snows nd now itz -27 F. We duznt hab wind, yet. Ower hyoominz finners got berry frosty feedin ower horse, Jake. Riley nd John nd I r gonna camp on da cowch wif ower human soz weel all be warmses long az da furnace keeps chugging. Ai hopes you nd yur goggies stayz warms nd safes toooo!
ohai ichc (o rly?) Aifinks ennywun in abowt 10 stayts am naybors in snoe rite naow; Ai am in Misery, ware teh poleez has klosed Innerstayt Sebenty frum mai cowntee tu Kansiss Sitty…dis be abowt 2 hunnert milez uv innerstayt dat be klosd. Tu manny snoes, tu manny iseez, tu manny axidints… butt (!!!) at leest it am nawt a psyclone! Dat wood be werser {{{awl aussie peeps}}}
Bootiful kitteh!!
pretty floofy kitteh! *yoink*
tatting kitteh iz katting!
hey! kitteh can help me! i want to tat some booties for my niece. I should finish by the time she is 18!
ai noes teh feelink… ai haz haff a affgan ai started foar mai naybor’s baybee. Baybee is abowt forteen naow…
After ignoring several well meaning fambily members, Sasha joined a left-wing fringe movement T-fingee.
*snerk*
and tahss awl ??
*grone*
Iblee iblee lblee…tahss awl fokes!
Tihs fringe moovmint is pritty, thoe!
Sasha iz Shred-Zilla?
Ai nebber gnu shi cud doo taht !!
* Eiderdown az a sleepur *
Nyse LOL SylviaG nd congarats whuebber teh kitteh oaner iz
!!
Wat a beautimus eggstra floofie tortie!!
Just tink ov wut she could to ur FACE in revenge fer de Chrissymiss outfeet.
Dr. Tiny-Cat: Well, awn one hand, ur face is permanently lacerated, butt(!), it’z lacerated in such a cute pattern!
like dis?
diditwerk?
yew haz a bloo namez!!! YEA!! *dans dans dans*
Huzzah fur teh bloo naem!
Ai feelz sew speshul! Fankee sai fur tellin me bowt dis!
yew beez beri wekumed!
Ohez BTW I sentith yew a kone fur yer kollectshuns!
Ifanyone haza a karat (nawt dimons) or sum fruitykake theyth needz ridz uv, I kan haz???
I hassa fruitykake and you hassa frend request!
fankies beri muches!!!
Talintid kitteh iz talintid!
sew treu!! egg_salat shreddngz iz nawt sumfing jes anybodies kan dew!!
wow, Dat Sasha iz wun talented babe, WOOT!
go sasha! *shred shred*