Well, yu jus gibe dem teh Wi bak (Wi yu nawt fix dis yet? Wi yu is stoopy, Comakast? Wi yu make me hast brake yur legs?) adn tell dem yu want teh Fi. (Fi-x dis muddafugga riteawaiwifakwikness oar yuz gunna looze sum Fi-ngers!)
*purr* Iz gettin reddy foar The Storm heddin attus. Cudz get haffaninch ob iis den da freezin iis, den da snoe miksed wiff – yu gessed it! – moar iis.
*shudder* Zlong az teh paowur stais awn, I has a happy.
Hao ar fings wiff yu?
Oh! Ai furgot tu repli tu yu! Ai hope ai can get mai messij tu yu befoar teh stoarm kums! Ai nawt liek pleah ise adn pleah sno adn pleah colde! Ai is sowree yu has it. Plz tu stai warm adn sayfe.
*handz CB a big cuppa hawt choklitt wif elebenty-two mini marshymallowz adn anudder wif a pylol uv wippy-kreem adn chokklit shavingz awn tawp.*
Ai is duin fine! Nawt-sekkund weekend in teh gnu haus! WOOT! Ai alredde luv it. Cukkin foar mai honee, fixifying teh haus up. Iz tyring, butt(!) fun. Ai is shore teh magik will end soon…:lol:
Ahm bak awn lyne *da DAOW da daow*
Feelin mitey fine *da DAOW da daow*
Ah’ve misst u awl *da DAOW da daow*
Nawt been havin a ball *da DAOW da daow*
Gonna give Komkast a smack!*da DAOW da daow*
But hay…ahm back! *da DAOW da daow*
U mite thin taht wifowt innernets ai mite haz got sum fings dun rownd teh crap shack howse….but u’d bee rong!
yesh dey iz! Wuz awl dere fawlf fer tellin meh mai old modem taht haz wurkt jus fine fer eleventy yeers wuzznt gonna wurk aneemoar affer teh 25th. *smacks Komkast inna hed*
Dey iz supposd tew kredit mai akkownt fer teh days ai dint haz innernet….dey bedder!
Well we missed u wif a fierce *da DAOW da daow*
Wifout BF it’s not teh same around heres *da DAOW da daow*
So mean ol’ Komkast made u slow down *da DAOW da daow*
Now u’r back so let’s has a throw down *da DAOW da daow*
*bagpipe solo*
Well ah’m berried in snow *da DAOW da daow*
Need sum warmf, doncha know *da DAOW da daow*
Butt (!) ai haz no feer *da DAOW da daow*
Ai kno ah’ll fynd it rite heer!*da DAOW da daow*
Old man winter’s in teh house *da DAOW da daow*
Seems his visit never ends *da DAOW da daow*
So grab on to keypad and mouse *da DAOW da daow*
And stay warm wif ur cheezburg frenz *da DAOW da daow*
dis reemynds mee uv a tyme wen i was gittin reddy fur a tryp an wun uv my goggies deesydid tu “halp” an joyfullee wawkt intu teh livvinrewm warin a brah i had pakt in my sootcays.
How appropriate that Frank is styling a leopard print. My grandkitten Seven also outwardly appears to be all black, but his innerself is alternately a tiger and a leopard and a panther.
Tu dows dat nawt yet hurd, Catherine Cat (hoo owned me in grate style) stormed Rainbow Bridge at 7:30pm on Caturday. I habs been innformed dat teh Nite Watchman had gibben into demands for attenshun and snuggles.
She was a cat woo did nuffing by halbs. Teh vet woz amayzified dat Catherine cud habs sew mush dat had worn owt. I miss her grately adn wud lyke it iffen a lol today cud be dedicayted in her honor.
I wuds nawt be surprised. Catherine lubbed water (she wunce runn an jumped into a full bath I’d run for myself, then glared at me coz it was deeper dan she’d expected).
She awlsew lubbed obber kittehs. Wonce, when I tuk her to a vet adn der was a reskooed behbeh kitted dere, she sat by it adn mewed lullabies.
{{{{{jd an Catherine Cat}}}}} iz sew hard tew looze wun uv hour furree frends, mai Murphy whoo crosst in Novemburr iz dere tew meet an greet Catherine Cat
Ai iz sry abowt ur loss, jd. Mah Spot iz moast definitlee showin Catherine arownd teh Meadow along wif teh uvver kittehs dat haz recentlee crost teh Bridj.
{{{{{{jd an Caferine Cat}}}}}}
Mah eies are leaky for yu lusin yur feline Tsarina. We all has been dere an shine luvin beems at yu.
===<3 ===<3 ============<3
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Dyyanae, Miss_nicole, Penicol, Thipthapthoo, hunnysuckle an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, cherry caeks wif wippy creem frsoting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif muzic bokses taht play “i feel pritty,” brite-colord fevver boas, tairas, sparkly juulery, spiffy sunglasses, bow tiez, an cumberbums for playing dress-up (mix ‘n’ match! ), kandee, an an fuzzy lepperd-print kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
What’s more disturbing: the disturbing people, or people that lurk in the shadows watching the disturbing people? Also, if you want disturbing…we frighten the whatever out of you, then why are you here? That says something…
Ovver tiems him fealz berree sillee!
Ohai anni & congarats!
lyke a bad penny, ai haz turnd up agin, heehee!
pokes bluesfan with under wire
BooP!
Yeowtch!
ar yu bak aonlion?
Thx fur teh congrats! Walkum hoem! Glad u haz ur intertoobz bakk!
YAY! YAY! YAY! Ohai, BF! Ai alweez pik up penniez, gud oar bad adn yu be teh gud kynd uv bad pennee!
BF! Welcome bakk! *pownse*
Fankees ebreewun! Iz guud tew bee bak!
♫ O so pritty! ♫
*dance dance*
I feel pretty, oh so pritty ♪
Mai runnen sawng iz almost lyk dat. it goze:
♫ Ai fele sh****y
O soe sh****y
Ai fele sh****y adn krappy adn badd! ♫
Ohey…dat’s mai
sawng!
O hai BF! Does this mean that u is back online? *hopeful look*
Iffn her iz nawt onlien, her muss be berree clebbeer 2 post!
ai iz talintd lyke taht *snert*
Hmph. I meaned online at home. Not, u knoes, driving around trine to mooch wi and fi from teh naybors or local bidnesses.
STN
free fi-wi is free. myte as well yooz it.
dey gibed meh teh Wi butt noe wun had eggstra Fi
Well, yu jus gibe dem teh Wi bak (Wi yu nawt fix dis yet? Wi yu is stoopy, Comakast? Wi yu make me hast brake yur legs?) adn tell dem yu want teh Fi. (Fi-x dis muddafugga riteawaiwifakwikness oar yuz gunna looze sum Fi-ngers!)
*hedbonk*
Yu nawt eber be ablol tu get awn mai bad syde!
Ohai, BF! Welkomms bakk onlion. Aifinkso I has eggstra Fi sumwares, butt(!) nawt ‘members ware I lefted it.
Ohai CB! *headbonk* *head-tu-tayl-rub* *boop* Hao iz yu?
*purr* Iz gettin reddy foar The Storm heddin attus. Cudz get haffaninch ob iis den da freezin iis, den da snoe miksed wiff – yu gessed it! – moar iis.
*shudder* Zlong az teh paowur stais awn, I has a happy.
Hao ar fings wiff yu?
Oh! Ai furgot tu repli tu yu! Ai hope ai can get mai messij tu yu befoar teh stoarm kums! Ai nawt liek pleah ise adn pleah sno adn pleah colde! Ai is sowree yu has it. Plz tu stai warm adn sayfe.
*handz CB a big cuppa hawt choklitt wif elebenty-two mini marshymallowz adn anudder wif a pylol uv wippy-kreem adn chokklit shavingz awn tawp.*
Ai is duin fine! Nawt-sekkund weekend in teh gnu haus! WOOT! Ai alredde luv it. Cukkin foar mai honee, fixifying teh haus up. Iz tyring, butt(!) fun. Ai is shore teh magik will end soon…:lol:
Oh! BF is onlion? KWIK! GET IN DA CAR!
Ai duzzit tu! An ai iz nawt
So der!
Ahm bak awn lyne *da DAOW da daow*
Feelin mitey fine *da DAOW da daow*
Ah’ve misst u awl *da DAOW da daow*
Nawt been havin a ball *da DAOW da daow*
Gonna give Komkast a smack!*da DAOW da daow*
But hay…ahm back! *da DAOW da daow*
U mite thin taht wifowt innernets ai mite haz got sum fings dun rownd teh
crap shackhowse….but u’d bee rong!WB BF! dans dans dans! BF’s bak!
Ohai BF is wonermus to habes you back.
yeah!!!! thoh I have to say, comcast is ebil!
yesh dey iz! Wuz awl dere fawlf fer tellin meh mai old modem taht haz wurkt jus fine fer eleventy yeers wuzznt gonna wurk aneemoar affer teh 25th. *smacks Komkast inna hed*
Dey iz supposd tew kredit mai akkownt fer teh days ai dint haz innernet….dey bedder!
Well we missed u wif a fierce *da DAOW da daow*
Wifout BF it’s not teh same around heres *da DAOW da daow*
So mean ol’ Komkast made u slow down *da DAOW da daow*
Now u’r back so let’s has a throw down *da DAOW da daow*
*bagpipe solo*
Well ah’m berried in snow *da DAOW da daow*
Need sum warmf, doncha know *da DAOW da daow*
Butt (!) ai haz no feer *da DAOW da daow*
Ai kno ah’ll fynd it rite heer!*da DAOW da daow*
Old man winter’s in teh house *da DAOW da daow*
Seems his visit never ends *da DAOW da daow*
So grab on to keypad and mouse *da DAOW da daow*
And stay warm wif ur cheezburg frenz *da DAOW da daow*
’cause teh way he treats us is cold
Welcum bak, BF! We haz nawt been innerdeuce…Nais to meetcha!
*estens taluns in greetign an frensheep*
Ohai Kestrela, nyse tew meet u!
*floofy paw shaiks taluns wif a frendlee*
is nyse tu hav yoo bakk ware yoo beelawngs!
Awsum! an ai luv taht moovie!
duzzent hert dat Satchmo is teh win tu!
welcome bakk BF473!!!!
we missd yoo!! did yoo surbibe wifowt intertoobs all dis time?
it…it…it wuz HORRIBLOL!!!
an naow ai haz elebenty hunnerd emayos an spams (blech!) tew waid fru!
Conga-rats, anni adn BF awn yur nawt-sekkund thai!
not sure this one complements my fur!
u luk mahvelus!
ohai BF!! ai just hasta say your abatart always makes me smilol!
awww, fanks!
Lift ur hed prowdlee, Frank! U luuk mahvelus — an u kin wearin enny unnerfingz u wantz!
oa Frank u alwz pritty!
In hiz hart, Frank noo him wuz reely teh leopard. “Yesh, naow ai iz teh rite colo(u)rs! Wuz nebber ment tu bii teh Basement Cat!”
dis reemynds mee uv a tyme wen i was gittin reddy fur a tryp an wun uv my goggies deesydid tu “halp” an joyfullee wawkt intu teh livvinrewm warin a brah i had pakt in my sootcays.
How appropriate that Frank is styling a leopard print. My grandkitten Seven also outwardly appears to be all black, but his innerself is alternately a tiger and a leopard and a panther.
yoo can taking teh kitteh owt ob teh junglol, but yoo cannot taking teh junglol owt ob teh kitteh.
**** Sad Annownsmint ****
Tu dows dat nawt yet hurd, Catherine Cat (hoo owned me in grate style) stormed Rainbow Bridge at 7:30pm on Caturday. I habs been innformed dat teh Nite Watchman had gibben into demands for attenshun and snuggles.
She was a cat woo did nuffing by halbs. Teh vet woz amayzified dat Catherine cud habs sew mush dat had worn owt. I miss her grately adn wud lyke it iffen a lol today cud be dedicayted in her honor.
{{{jd}}}
{{{{{{jd}}}}}} So sorry for your loss. {{{{{{{{Catherine Cat}}}}}}}
Ai bet she iz havving fun in teh Mu Meadow. {{{jd}}}
I wuds nawt be surprised. Catherine lubbed water (she wunce runn an jumped into a full bath I’d run for myself, then glared at me coz it was deeper dan she’d expected).
She awlsew lubbed obber kittehs. Wonce, when I tuk her to a vet adn der was a reskooed behbeh kitted dere, she sat by it adn mewed lullabies.
{{{{{{jd}}}}}} i’z sorry for teh loss ob catherine. i knows yoo will missing her. i’z shur her had a wunderful life wif yoo.
mebbee dis LOL can be for Catherine Cat. i’z shur her wuld hab looked fabyooluss in teh lepperd-print brazeer.
(hope taht not sownds disrespekful-like. frum jd’s deskripshun ob her, taht’s teh thot taht camed to me)
Ish nawt disrespectful in der leest, espeshully as Catherine was a black cat. (Well, black aside from eggsactly 32 white hairs.)
I’m shore she wud hab lubbed to be fawt ob as lepperd-lyke!
{{{{{JD}}}}}
{{{{{jd an Catherine Cat}}}}} iz sew hard tew looze wun uv hour furree frends, mai Murphy whoo crosst in Novemburr iz dere tew meet an greet Catherine Cat
my sorrows fur the passing of Catherine the Great cat.
May yur happy memories of her luving bring yu peace.
{{{{{{jd}}}}}}}
I am sry fur yr loss.
{{{{{{{{jd}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{Catherine Cat}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Mei hart gows out twes U!
((((((((((((jd))))))))))))))
{{{{{jd & Catherine Cat & famblee}}}}}
Ai iz sry abowt ur loss, jd. Mah Spot iz moast definitlee showin Catherine arownd teh Meadow along wif teh uvver kittehs dat haz recentlee crost teh Bridj.
{{{{{{JD}}}}}}
{{{{{jd an Catherine Cat}}}}}
{{{{{{jd an Caferine Cat}}}}}}
Mah eies are leaky for yu lusin yur feline Tsarina. We all has been dere an shine luvin beems at yu.
===<3 ===<3 ============<3
{{{{{jd}}}}}
aiz soe sorree tu here dis!
JD, iz so sorrys to heer aobut Catherine. Her wuz a lady to her elligent paw-tips, an ai has a honnored to has met her.
{{{{jd an Catherine}}}}
Ai think Frank iz sayin “Dis nawt mai size atall- ai told u ai needed 34C, nawt D!”
*stretchez wiings* I has tew get SUMfing dun 2dai, my frenz. Ketch yoo awn teh flipsaid! *Flyes out teh windoe*
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Dyyanae, Miss_nicole, Penicol, Thipthapthoo, hunnysuckle an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, cherry caeks wif wippy creem frsoting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif muzic bokses taht play “i feel pritty,” brite-colord fevver boas, tairas, sparkly juulery, spiffy sunglasses, bow tiez, an cumberbums for playing dress-up (mix ‘n’ match!
), kandee, an an fuzzy lepperd-print kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
Happee Burfday ebberywun!!!
… You people frighten the **** out of me.
Well…if we’re going to talk disturbing, where did you come up with your name?
Seriously, right? Who puts their S&M fetishes in their screename?
Oh, and OHAI TRAYSEEACH!
What’s more disturbing: the disturbing people, or people that lurk in the shadows watching the disturbing people? Also, if you want disturbing…we frighten the whatever out of you, then why are you here? That says something…
*wispurrs*
*toddlols awf tu teh brakeruum*
GOOD! Mission accomplished! KTHXBAI!
Fronk! That pattern soots yew so well!!!
Dus yu wear wun on teh uther side tu? For ballanse?
guud ideea!
Inn kais uv a krash it kan alzo bee uzed az a flotayshun deevise.
Wif sum caerful reinforsement, can be used as cheezburgur storaje devise.
A should B careful to C how many can be put in Ds?
Har.
*shrugs* I can’t hit’em all out of the ‘park
I tink no feel pretty. Hes feel purrty
yes “purrty” aifinkso!
I tink yous feel purrty, no pretty
Berry observant, David!
Welkum tu Cheezland! *eggstendz floofee paw uv frenship*
Although Frank tries to make the breast of things….he’s still a boob.
*grone*
*GRIN*
.
after all, the beauty of the pun is in the OY of the beholder.
Aifink Frank is DDelighted wif hiz lepperd brazzear!
‘Vey
*heddesk* *repeetedly*
gud fing i wuz not drinking a bevridj, tasty or ovver wize, cawz now it wuld be all over my skreen.
ohai stagehanddan, nice to seeing yoo!
*waves*
Basement Kitteh— explorz hiz feminun side
Frank IS pritty. Bery, bery pritty. He canz wearz watever he liks.
♫Lacy things, the wife is missin’
Didn’t ask, her permission
I’m wearin’ her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear♫
Dis reminds me ov teh time mai uncle wanted to go to Dairy Queen to get a “brassiere Burger”.
Jd, I’m very sorry for your loss!
Oooh…Victoria’s Secret…
He puts on women’s clothing, and hangs around in bars! Oh, he’s a lumberjack and he’s okay…