
CUTIE-PIE THE LITTLE-KNOWN FIFTH HORSEMAN OF THE APOCALYPSE
an hez teh most feersum ob dem all!
Faeborit Coment: “Too much cyutness…cud be a trick. Mite be dhe anti-cat.” – pjperry
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CUTIE-PIE THE LITTLE-KNOWN FIFTH HORSEMAN OF THE APOCALYPSE
an hez teh most feersum ob dem all!
Faeborit Coment: “Too much cyutness…cud be a trick. Mite be dhe anti-cat.” – pjperry
Squee Pie
Uh, puck yoor lips, ILC !! Yoo haz teh leed
!! * Onli kiddign
*
Ai egg-spektid nuffink less dan kiddink frum yu, PeeBee!
Hee, hee !! Wel, wi doant wont enni silliness heer, duu wii
!!
*raises eyebrow* Ob korse nawt, hoo wawnts teh sillehs???
yesh, dis startid owt az a nyss film abowt awld laydeez attakifying YNG’s, butt(!) nao iz juss silleh! ai ordur taht tu stawps riet nao! aifinksew we nedes sum preesishun drillingz!
Hims lieks tu bring sum pees nd gudwil !!
oOOo! now i kin nawt wayt fur teh pocky clips!
omcc!! ai LUBZ pockys!!! *keels ober druuling*
Ummmm…plz tu klarifie: wut am yur
deffydefinnymeenink fur teh wurd POCKY???In mai lernink, Pocky (as in horse pocky) meenz poo…
issa cookee stikk dipt in yummee stuffs leik choklit. i fynds yoo a linkee.
yesh! it am liek a japaneez bikkee!
http://www.asianfoodgrocer.com/category/pocky-sticks-pretz?gclid=CIqix6Co5qYCFRtqgwodCyuFzw
Ah ai cee nao. Dey luks nommy, butt(!) ai hassa hard thyme gedding past teh “horse pocky” meenink…:shock:
omcc!!! hello-freekin’-kitty pockeez!!! skweeee!!!!*SPORT*thud*
*rayziz hed owt ob brayn-puddlol* *SPLORT, ebenz..
Siro is down! Ooooohhhhh noooooooo!!!
*Scoopifiez up braenz intew dishpan*
*rinses wiv mild soap an patz drie, as per direcshuns*
*Pat pat pat back in craniyum*
*Taep taep taep wiv teh dukkee taep*
*Appliez gnu sooper strength CHRG (wdoi)*
Heer, Siro, yew sit doawn in teh lownjee chaer an putz yor feet up. Heerz a floofy blankee an sum pokkies for yew. Dew nawt look at apokky lip tic kitteh until yew feel stronger!
Egg sit, staej left. . .
indoobitablee! fangkeez rae! mai weekniss fur hello kitty, let meh showz yuo it..
*finks bowt ‘pocky clips’ in taht kontekst..mebbee awn yootoob? eww. goes tu nawty barn enniwae..*
Conga rats awn yor tye, ilc and pb! If yew lukkee teh fifth hoarsman will gib yew a hedbonk!
Taht wud bi teh gud, fnks Rae !! * Hedbonks Rae fur nao
*
*hedbonk anna boop*
Ai seez yor hedbonk and boop an raises yew a schmoo!
All in hugs!
ai kawl yur schmoo an raiziz yu a neerskritch
Foar ob a kynd! Ai winz!
*Re-buys* (Buyin more chips after loozin)
Too much cyutness…cud be a trick.
Mite be dhe anti-cat.
Iz anti-cat a goggie?
I chex. Hmm… *Rubs anti-cat’s belleh* Nawt get bit or skriched. I fink it IS a goggie!
is hims leg thumpin?
Yeps. And he’s smiloling. Cud b one ov dose strange kittehs…I still fink it is a goggie.
It cud killz yoo wiff kyootness! *Runsded awaiz kwikly beefor splort okurrs!*
wayt! du nawt leeves! i hassa eggstra payr uv joo janta perul sinsativ glassis yoo kin yooz.
You can has pleh wevver bullitens too. Major storm nawt even hear yet, and I’s tired ov it!
Fankyoo! *Putsded on glassis* brings on teh kyootness I kan tayks eet!
Teenee tinee eers..teenee tinee feet…bloo iis!!!! *Yoinks glassis* Splorts anyeeways. BLARRGGG!
Oh nose! Hold on, PJ!!
Here comes the CCC, with sirens blaring and lights FlAsHiNg
*Sweeps up all the splorted braynes
*Rinses in cristel cleer wortuh
*Gently, yet very thoroughly pax braynes bake into braynium cavity
*Places head bonez back into place
*Taypity taypity taypity with ducky tape wiv kyute drawringz
*Snaps on a fresh CHRG/wdoi
*Leads PJ to the splort recovery lounge
*Here’s a lovely hawt choklit tu sip. Enjoy!
*DO NOT look at teh kitteh until you feel stronger. K?
Heer, luk at tehze repawts ob river hites !! Taht shud keap u saif !
Aifink we seed dat kommin…
Maek wae fur teh CCC!
*skoops up PJs splorted braynz*
*rinsis dem wif blooberry flayfurd fizzeh wadders*
*pakkifys dem bak in teh brayneum kabbity*
*taptaptaps teh hedbonz bak in plays*
*sekyurz wif bunjee kordz*
*snaps awn 3 gnu CHRGs(wdot)*
*raprapraps in teh dukkee tayps*
*playsis gnu shaydz awn teh eyez*
*handz PJ teh Volvo ownurz manyool an raps hur in teh puzzlol peas bankee*
*leeds PJ tu splort rekubbery lownj*
Heer PJ, sit in teh reklynur an reed. Du nawt be luukin at teh BC kyoots ennemoar!
Ooooohhhhh noooooooo!!! Nawt pjperry! An we haz nawt eben gotten tew teh cyoot kitteh ub teh dae!
*Scoopifiez up pjp’s braenz intew dishpan*
*rinses wiv mild soap an patz drie, as per direcshuns*
*Pat pat pat back in craniyum*
*Taep taep taep wiv teh dukkee taep*
*Appliez gnu sooper strength CHRG (wdoi)*
pjp, yew sit doawn in teh lownjee chaer. Heerz a floofy blankee an sum hawt chonklit an short bred cuukiez for yew. Dew nawt look at teh egg streem lee cyoot kitteh until yew feel better!
OH, deers, I dunno wat happehnd. I fthowt I was safe! I juss sit here kwietlee for while. Fanks for all deh reskeues.
Oops! forgot tew nest mien! But yew haz been suffishuntlee reskyood, pjp, aifinkso!
*Nods* I feels better alredee.
Otay, ai reelee meenit dis thyme…goin tu bed nao. *snorgleschmoo* all arownd!
nitee nite, ilc!
The deadliest of them all!!!
Ai wunders if dey meen teh SNOW-pocalypse? We iz covered wif ice awl obber! It muss be dis kitteh!
I know the person this pic belongs to ^_^
Awww, cyoot bebeh kit
(pets litlol kat)
(CHRGwdoi and HGGs at the ready)
behold a pale horse; and he who sat upon it was fuzzehhh…