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Ai fawled asweep inna middlol ub teh kiss! *schmoozzzzzzz*
oh congrats K awn ur nawt sekkund! dans dans dans fo K! *frowws conphphetti* Yay K!
Ohai JK! Fanks an *schmoo* Hao yoo am dis mawrnin?
oh aiz otay! *as her wipes coffee from monitor from LCB comment*
Kitteh wub iz da bestest kynd!
I dreamed I eated a giant ice creem cone. When I waked up, my kittehmommeh’s hed was gone!
*SNERK!!* dat awmoast maed meh sprai cawfii awn teh skreen!
O noes!!1! I hope u don’t get teh frog stuck in ur nose.
Ohai LCB! Fanks fur yoor consernz. Hims diejestified naw……..wii kestrels can eets teh frawgs EZ! We hab nawt bee innerdeuced. *Holds awt taluns in frenlee greetign*
*shakes
handtalon**steels just one little shiny bell*
Iz otay…yoo kin sttel teh bellolz…dey maeks it hard tu sneek up onna frawgs!
Hmph. Is teh no fun to steel if u gives me teh permissions.
*puts bell back, along with a few others*
*high-threes teh frog*
*derp* :noet tu slef..preetens nawt tu noatis wen LCB steels fings:
*holds owt sleek blak paw ob frenship and flutturs hur wingzes tu teh burdee*
Ohai Princess Taya! *gently grasps sleek black paw in taluns* Teh plezyoor to meet you~
Iz berri naise tu meet yoo tu!
Hai Kestrela
Ai’m nawt shur if we haz met, eether.
Heer iz mai grey stripee paw – nice to meetchu!
Ohai, JCH4K! I has seed ur funneh commints menneh tiems! Yoo maek meh
! *gingerlee gripz teh grey stripee paw in teh deli-kat taluns* Nais ta meetcha!
Iz teh ufuny coinsidence…I dreameded a nice cream cone wz likifying me!
And when I wokeded up, I wz gone!
*Dr. van Movingvan hed-doctor voice*
I zee. Und chust how did zis make u feel, hmm?
*settles into comfy pizishun on teh couch*
Iz just wondering if I am not here, where am I? And hoo is this on teh couch?
*zcribblez in notebook*
*fillz in a few clooz in crozzwerd puzzle*
Who do u sink iz on ze couch? Und moar importantly, who iz goink to pay ze bill? Hmmm?
Teh sink is on teh couch? Teh plumber hadded sum strange ideas.
I not gonna pay teh bill, ‘caus I suspeks teh ducktor is a quack.
Ach so. U are now zuffering ze deloozyun that inztead of a docktor of great learning, I am a chiant waterfowl. Ya. Ve see zis zort of ailment quite often. Ze treetment vill be quite long, painful and eggzpenzive. Plz to make a appointment mit my zectretary on ur vay out. Gutt day.
*wait until patient leavez, removez duck coztume*
If teh doktor is a quack… himz gotz hiz own bill *snerk*.
*Sitz in waiting ruum pretending tu reed magazine*
ohai cweenmj- how am u dis fyne dai!
Ohai!! I b otay!!! how u???
otay! glad da sun shynes todai!
Ja? U haz a appointment? U vish to consult mit me about ur deloozyunz that u is a royalperzon?
I iz a royalperzon. iz nawt a D loozyun!!! iz an A loozyun!!!
Vell den. I vill call u Cleopatra, becauze u iz ze kween of D Nile.
Wut iz it wif u and awl deh Dz???? I iz nawt a D purrsun, I iz an A purrson! Humph!!! *mutterz* stoopy dokktur.
Tzk, tzk. My deer delyooded patient, don’t u know zat u cannot zpell Doktor mitout a D? Or a oktor?
*stretchez owt on cowch*
I just comez heer fur deh napz!
Yez. Plz to indulch in ze napz therapiez. Iz my preferred treetment becauze it is ze vry eggzpenzive yet it requirez no effort on my part.
*zettlez in doktor chair mit a Ruzzian novel and a tall glazz of napztime zchnappz*
Iz teh oktor still in?
Ai dont hav a nuppoint mint – but ai hav sum cholkits.
*sitz beside teh cowch wif teh cween awn it*
Hello! Doo yoo come heer offen?
An that’s a reelee pritte crown yoo ar waring.
Ohhh . . . sorree – ai dint see yur aiez closed – wif yur crown slipt down laik that.
*piks up a buk. “Kollekted ICHC OHAI Koos”
bai Jeck Dath.
Ai bin lurkin an nelly maded lowd larfen noizes at mai deks! (Wuudave outed mii as lolcat purrson not wurkin). But it was sooo funneee! fankies, guies …
Und ven u laffed, how did zat make u feel, hmmm?
Ummmm. . . *thinkthinkthinkthinkthink*
Ja, u iz velcome. Ve vill zend u ze bill for ze laffing therapiez. It iz pozzible zat it iz covered by ur vork inzuranze polizy.
A-a-a-afla-a-a-a-a-k!!
O noez!!1! Now ze patient sinkz zat ZHE iz a duck! I vill have to double-bill for zat.
Nope. Canjian goose! :smug:
Ach du lieber! I vill get to triple-bill, and in canadian moneyz!
Ohai, mollypuss:
Ekkstendz Flooffee Paw
Ubz Frendshipz. Laffeengz atz Ur
deks amz kwyte Normull!
Jack.
is it just me or is this cat’s tongue grey?
Dat’s frum lickin teh mommakitteh’s black spots.
WIN! @@@@@
Bai Cheezpeeps..ai iz awff tu paly the frizz-bee golf. Haff a gud dai/nite!
*schmoo*
But… but… how u gonna fit a Frizzbee into that little hole for teh glof ball? Sounds kinda crazy to me. *nods*
*snerk* Noes, silleh LCB! yoo noe frows teh frizzbee inna hoel inna grownd, yoo frow atta baskit onna stick!
den wy it nawt cawled “baskit frizzbee”?
Ai guess cos itz has teh saem rulez az teh bawl glof. Wai dey call teh otter wun “glof” ennywai? Izzit meens “holeinnagrownd” in skawttisch?
It originally was an acronym that meant Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden. Karma, Biznitchezzzzz!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Targa an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin poppyseed caeks wif dark choklit icing, iskreem, sparkly party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an teh tradishunal sunnyday game ob troll-hed crokay!! teh crokay balls are paynted to look like troll heds an when yoo wakk them wif teh crokay mallet tehy make funny troll-y noyzes! an goodie bags filled wif frizbeez that glo in teh dark, remote-control flying motorsikkles, kandee, an sparkly alien stikkers!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
I lubz deh troll crow-kayz.
*grabz mallet and a troll hed*
THWHACK!
☼. . . . . . . . . . . ∩ . . . ● Wai u nawt kin rite reel English?!?!?!
Happee burfday ebberywun!!!
MMMMMM fuddy caek? Fanky!!
Ai do too!
Ai’ve got teh red mallardl!
THWACK!!
☼. . . . . . . . . . . ∩ . . . . . . . . ● THIS IZ NAWT FUNNEH!! THE KITTEH’S SHUD NAWT EET KAEK! Ai ar an airobix instructor! anna vet tech!!
I habz Bloo Mallitt
andz bawl……WHAKK!……………0….. KITTEH SHOOD NAWTZ
HABZ SO MUTCH SHOOGURR!!!
Jack.
I habz Purplol Mallit adn bawl
WHAKK! ☼. . . . . . . . . . . ∩ . . . . . . . . ●
IZ SCENE DIS WUN ALREDDY! WAI YU NAWT CANS FINE SUMFING I HAZUNT SCENE YET????? HMPF!
Play yeng froo….
THWACK wiff teh yellol malleet!
☼. . . . . . . . . . . ∩ . . . . . . . . ●!!!
KEEP KITTEH AWAY FRUM HIGH LEGGUHS! DEY CAN FALL AN GET HURT!! NAWT FUNNEH!!!
*gigglols*
*grabz random mallit*
*duznt pai tenshin tu whut kolur*
*THWACK* _-_-_-_-_O
DIS NAWT REEL! IZ SHOPT!
*teehee*
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
feenkz Momma Cow Kitteh amz
furree Tootsee Pawp!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
reememburrz 2 cleenz beehyndz
andz arowndz t3h Eerz!!
Momma Cow Kitteh
duz nawtz mynd. Hurz habz sum spawtz
dat hurz no canz reetch!!!
Jack.
Here’s a halpful tip
Plz to cleen around teh ears
*Before* teh behind
Ohai, Jack! Butt(!) woant MommaCowKitteh wyndz up wiffa CowLikk?
Naw, it’s teh mommakitteh who be a cowcat. Babee kitteh will get cowlikks nexst, aifinkso.
is he licking the cats eyeball?!!
protecshun frumm nietmayrs
Ur nitemayrs has a flavor.
Kitty is going to go bald in that spot.
I’m pretty sure that those are japanese bobtails, and it’s driving my japanese fetish crazy.
ohhhhhhhhh.
I’ve been watching it about an hour now.