Your red blood cells are being attacked by kittens. If we don’t act soon, you will die of happiness.
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Oar splortin!
Congarats Anni awn leeding teh tye wib Kestrela !! * Mi tuu slo agen
*
Thx PB! Ai seem 2 be bakk 2 mai nermul spead 2day!
Fanks PB! An co-congarats, anni! Caer to hed to teh tye booteek?
Thx Kestrela – Aifink Ai need sum noo fermul unnerwarez! Iz cawld heer 2dai!
Fermal unnerwares fer fermal events, anni? Blakk tye but tail opshunal.
Nuffin formlol, but Ai aer fealin teh cawld!
*finds teh floofy bloo fermal unnerwarez in anni’s siez* Here yoo go!
Winta drawers on, eh?
Iz dere a test fur dis??
*puts on mai pink candy strype yuniform*
*pushes teh tee trolley intu teh LOL*
Conga-hawspittuls-lashuns annipuss adn Kestrel on responding so farst tu teh imergincy cawl!!
Halp yurselbs tu teh trolley – iz ful ov sammajijs, pots of hawt chonklit, fresh froots – awl approved bai teh hawspittul nutrishanist!!
Ofankyoo, Ms KkPpM! Jus in thyme fur teh brekfass! We hasn’t meeted yet. *estens taluns in frenly greetgn*
*aksepts Kestrela’s taluns wif mai floofy paw ov french-hips*
izza a pleezure tu meets sutch a fein luukin berd Kestrela!!
*gentlee shaeks teh floofy paw* An mae ai sae wut lubberly french-hips yoo has!
Juss wot teh doktor orderd, Ms Kapow
* Omnomnom sip sip *
Kwik! git me 20cc’s ov anti-splort serum, ai fink dat annipuss adn Kestrela aer bowt tu go down – STAT!! dis iz a Code Cyoot!!
Ai aer OK ms Kitty etc. – Ai haz a speshul auntie-splort cotin awn mai spektaklolz!
(An fank CC we hab got teh commint boks bakk 2 teh rite siez!)
Yez, Ai didnut wont tu changify tu anubber browzer tu get raond it
* maiks noat tu bai sum anti-splawt spektagoglolz *
oohhh, yu sownd liek teh Clarke Kent ov Cheezland wif yur speshul spektaklolz wif teh a-s cotin on dem!!
*wunders wich supa-hero annipuss aer?!*
Yoo sed it awlreddi; Wunder Woomin
Cood she be:
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Hee, hee
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Yay!!
Fanks MsKkPpM, butt(!) Ai fink dere’s a funoneenom heer Ai dunt see befoar: teh kyoot-dailoot. Sew menny kyootness maeks it hard to get splortable focuss.
Heehee! Yep. Kinda lyke walkin into teh scented-kandle-shop. Too mani sweet sniffs all at once. Oar in this case, all the tiny preshus kinda smearz into visual oatmeal.
Purr-zacklee!
Am tehy frendly amewba ?? Iz awl confyushing to me
Looks lyk teh kittehs are playin malaria-jerm… “Mawm!! Snowball sez Ai’m just a schizont!! Howcome Ai never getz to be teh merozoite??!!”
Iz teh nawt-sekkund bakkteerium a fronteerium. um ??
Izza gnu fronteer for teh bebbeh kittehs, aifinkso. Most of ‘em seems to want to get owt into teh whirled adn see what’s what… all but that littlol buggr at 10 0′clock, who seemz to be climbin bakk into teh nest after havin a luuk owtsied. Or elts maybi he iz bakkin owt? — Somebodi had a handful of kittehness, oyesh. (16?? 17??)
Shirley nawt !! No littuh iz taht big !!
Aifinkso tehy musta had some couzins adn nefyews adn inlaws adn out-ov-town guests in teh nurserii today. But all haz a suspishuslee similar phenotype, oyesh. (Imagine bein teh mommeh coming to pikk up teh bebbehs at teh dai-care if tehy looks lyke this. Oh, mai. Good fing mommeh can tell tehm by teh sniffs. Ai hoap.)
Aifink dey aer prolee free oar moar litturz in a kitteh breedin plaes.
How teh breederz gonna keep trakk for teh pedigreez adn stuffs? Or do they do that wif kittehs? Maybe tehy just hazza list: “Kittehz, one-adn-a-haff dozen, sorta grey-white. Elebenty shillings teh hundredwait.”
Step rite up fawks, tudai’s redlite speshul is sorta grey-white kittehs, ful ov teh cyoot, reddy tu taek hoem adn lub! pik a bag fer elebenty shillings! tehy wont larst at dese prices!!
Luks a farthing tu mee * Ai liek lawng libbed kittehs *
I can haz three bobs’ worth?
Otay, rap meh up free shillings-worf!
Do yu takying teh crdit crds?
Oh, ai needs mii sum nue crediot cards, fankees mmm!
*taeks teh gold wun, teh wun wif a big limit adn, lets sea, oh teh wun wif freee cheezburgers wif ebery sale!!*
*Yoinks credt kards bak*
Oops, ai needz tehse to pay fur teh karpark!
See yu sune guize, muss run to fetch teh boi frum teh hare-port – arribin wiv Bunwai Airlions!!
{{schmooos}}
Bai bai mmm!!
*gibs mmm bak awl teh crediot cards*
*hedbonks*
Bai MMM! *waivs*
Duz u want solt wiv urs?
Solted kittehs?
mai fluffeh kitteh lurves ta bee salted… her licklicklicks da saltehcristlols owt ob her fur (adn mai nawt fluffhe but awlso lubberleh kitteh halps
)… ob cors ai nawt puts menne cristlols in her fur… butt(!) enuff fur her 2 habs a purr… her ulwis will coem to meh wen her sees me habbin a shaeker inna hadn and boops mai hadn wif her noes… til ai puts summa it awn / in her fur… silleh kitteh…
Den yu sprinklols sum ober yur own hed adn ar instuntlee adoard bai peeplols hoo luv teh solted nuts
I’m counting 17 kittens – can this be one litter? I knew that Siamese have large litters, but 17? Could this be two litters from two dams?
Ai nebber did wont tu dye ob larffin
sew ai trize nawt tu larf
Dis iz a berree poploler pic – 377 LOLs hab been maed frum it!
(Myne iz awn payj 4)
Is a gud wun, anni! I lieks it!
Thx HCR!
Sew it iz !! Ebbrywun haz had lawts ob ufn
Ai fink it looks lyke tehy’s playin life raft an teh carpet is hot lava.
Wi nead a vollunteer !! Whooz it goanna bee ??
Ai kno !! Teh furst wun tu leev iz it nd tehy hab tu maik frenz wib goggeh !
Tehn wi can awl get owt ob tihss fing !!
* Hay !! Stawp steppign awn mee !! Du yoo mynd ?? Mawwwwm !!
Awl taht showtin iz in vein, PB, nowun kan heering yu
Maw tahn wun purrsun iz inbading mi purrsonlol spaiss, MMM !!
* In play spaiss, nowun can heer mee skreme *
Iz awl tihs juss a waist of cyberspaiss, ai wundaz?
Ime shokt
!! * bytes *
Oweeee, taht hertz!!!
Kinder-Garten-Kittehs!
Wer is Awrnold Schwartzen-kitteh tu taik care ob dem? Or mebby hims makin teh piktur?
Ohai lion_rainbow, hao’z yu? Ai addid sum piks ov mai horsis in my profyle!!
Ohai MMM,
click-click-click…oooh, dey is lubly!
*Runs wiff a kwikness tu teh stab-lol, sad-lols Pjotter!*
Kum Pjotter, wer ob tu Fronschland, tu meet MMM adn hur horsis!
See u in a few weeks-weeks-weeks!
*Getz in egg-tra haye adn karrots fur teh bisitors*
Tahtz a lawng ryde lion_rainbow, hoap yu donut get enneh sno on teh wai!!
*ai wunders jus hoaw mmm iz gonna cook up awl dat hayz adn karots fer l_r tu eets, dis shud be a innaresting meal!!*
*Tapitty, tapitty, tap, on googlol*
*Fynds haynkarotzrecipee.com*
Hmm, sownds gud, butt no pikchur, ai wunda wy!
Sum fings aer bedder left tu wun’s imajinayshun aifinkso!!
Hmmm, Pjotter sais: Do nawt want wawk so far in teh cowld.
Hims nawt want tu fly either, hims nawt Pegasus hims sais.
So, ai hoep ur nawt alreddy started tu cook awl teh hay adn teh karrotz.
Ai fink ai just died ob sebenteen layerz ob habbiness!!!
* fans CS wib a fan * Waik up, CS !! Tehre’s kitteez tu fead nd cair faw !
hao lawng does ai habs 2 bees hawpeeh, dr. tinycat?
Ai’m afrayd itz inkyruabul. INKYURABUL, AI TELL YOO!
Yoo’ll have to go live in teh HappyCat Colony. Itz a kwarenteend island offa teh coast uv wherever teh island frum LOST iz.
wunnerful wai to dai!
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
Teh cyoot is mutliplyin. We can do nuffink to stops it.
This is fine wit mee!
ohai D-R! i sees yoo has splortid. i will halps yoo.
*gits owt the shawpvac an cleens up D=R’s brayns. risnsis wif sparklolly watturs afore reeplaysin teh brayns in teh braynium cabity. fits teh hedbonez in playce an rapraprapraprapraps wif dukky tayp. ads a noo CHRG an snugglols D-R inna floofy blankee*
hassa cookee an rest plkthx!
Thank u, Keshet. I are recovered!
i want them all!
I haz herd of itteh bitteh kittehs, but if dat’s a red blud cell doze r teh ittehest and bittehest…
Are deeze ittyMeezers? Dere seem to be a varietee of shaeds amung tehm. All ekwilly infekshus, aifinkso.
Dat iz a ful Kaboodle ub Kittehs!
i reefyooz treetmint.
Axshully, trow in sum chonklit somefing or other, and this is hao I want to die.
Hand me teh snorgle-snorkle… ai’s goin in!
Go cry emo, that’s where this belongs.
I am not happy to see so many kitties. Every 8 seconds a cat / kitten is euthanize in the United States because there are not enough homes. In my area, if they get a box of kittens they are put down immediately because they don’t have space for them. Please, please, please adopt an adult cat. Their lives depend on it. Thank you.
it’s da best was to goes.
jus gibes me eth kiffenz adn yew can maketh me a DNR!
Depawtmint ob Nachoral Resoarsses?
akusally ttat iz pprobbly who wuld come tew mi hawse ifn i hadz ttat manee kiffefs! Tryingz tew figgure outz whi i buiz sew much kiffen liffer, adn what ibeez doin wif itz wen i cleanz out teh liffer boz!
Butt(!) DNR = do not resuscitate…jest let me die happi!
*gentlol hedbonk*
nuthin better than a barrul full o kittehs. or red blood cells full o kittehs
Kitteh cell anemia!
luks lyk “tickle-cell catnemia” to mee!
nono, they’re cats, so it’s FICKLE-cell anemia.
ohmygosh, where do u GET that many kittens that are the same age and look the same? I KNOW one mother cat did NOT give birth to 20 kittens at once…!
Oh noes! It’s acute adorableitis!
Beats dying from the Kinderstod on Buffy.