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We was told there’d be cake and strippers.
wai u alwayz brayk ur promisez!?
Faeborit Coment: “Deer Surz:
If yu iz unhapi wif de Caik & Strippur pakkij, jus senz in de unyoozd poreshin ob yore ennurtaynmintz adn we wil senz yu de unyoozd poreshin ob yore munnees.
Bestizt rigardz,
Mannijmint ob ParTay Hebbin” – TikkyTac
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an milks!
Conga rats w/ milk moustaches on yur nawt sekond!
wii wantz hour munnies returneded.
Lessee, taht wud be. . .none munnies!
…an wez NO happeh wif it!
Maybe some nip?
Ohai noodle an carosue2! Congarats!
u iz allsew wif da 5:01 klub. ai think dere mite b kake an stripperz atda bootiqw.
Oyay! I dinnt noetis dat!*takes noodle an carosue, an scampurrs awf to teh booteek*
hoaw bowt uh peen yahtuh feeld wiff mowsies and bonz?
*finks abowt blindfoalded peepz swinging basebrawl bats*
*runsawai juss owt ob reech*
i wil beez playin peen yahtuh only ifs filled wif kitteh nip and iz has bodeh armour
i is gonna bee in teh neggst rewm. lets mee noze wen is my tern, plkthx!
Fer elebenty munnies, ah will sit on yor lap.
Strippaz uf baykun wud bee fyne…
a stripz of streeng cheez….
I LOL’d loud!
*snort*
Their expressions are perfect. Also, what is up with the dog’s party-hat?
I beleeb datz sydzwaiz insted ob upz.
Ohai, TikkyTac! Iz been luuking for yu. Here’s hao to maek the lines:
http://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/bold-italicz-adn-uzzer-html-stuffz/
Goggie sez iz kyool an ‘gangsta’ tu waring hatz atta stoopee angull.
It is a rallee cap, ifinxo. Pull yer pants up too. We nawt want to see yer underoos.
*skwinchis iis tietlee shutt*
An NOE — dat nawt bees teh gud ekscyoos tu nawt waring ennee!!!
Lolcats and strippers–what’s wrong with this picture? Where is this headed? The imagination runs wild–and away wif a kwikness.
Nawt strip-purrs; strip heeturs !!
Nao yoo can hab yoor caik nd eeter tuu !!
*Grownz. Smakz fayce wiff flooffy paw. Den gigglolz*
*skweeky trolley rolls intu dis LOL*
*onnit izza BIG caek*
‘kue teh muzak maistroe!’
*trolley starts rokkin adn rollin adn teh caek starts shaekin*
*teh tawp ob teh BIG caek flyes orf …. *
TAA DA DA DAH, TA DA DA DAH
TA DUH TE DAH, TA DUH TE DAH…
‘adn sadly folks dat iz wear wii has tu leeb it coz unfawchunately Ms Meow’s nawt sekund attempt at being a ‘Caekstrippa – o – Gram’ fayled wen teh trolley borked unnaneef teh wayte ob teh ‘BIG caek’. (she iz egspekted tu maek a ful rekobery suun, tho nawt sure abowt her littlol ol laydee kitteh pryde!!)
*skoops up caek awf teh borked trolley*
Yu be a gerl kitteh arfta mai own hart CatBurgh – neber eber lets caek goe tu waist!!
*nods*
*glrbmf*swallo* Mite eben taek sum to OCM for her waist.
LOL LOL LOL
Thnk gudness faw taht, Ms Kapow !! * PB didnut kno wair tu luk
*
!!
CAIK !! Nao yoor torkin’
Yu alwayz teh gentulman kitteh PB – jus liek Pwince Chuck – wun must alwyz luuk intu teh laydee’s eyes!!
maybee wee kin git a YNG tu tayk hur playce?
A replaycemint?! bowt teh onlee fing ai need replaycing at teh momint iz mai hip!! Butt iffn yu insists on gittin wun, iz onlee fayre dat ai, um, runs teh taep meeshure ober tehm!!
Deer Surz:
If yu iz unhapi wif de Caik & Strippur pakkij, jus senz in de unyoozd poreshin ob yore ennurtaynmintz adn we wil senz yu de unyoozd poreshin ob yore munnees.
Bestizt rigardz,
Mannijmint ob ParTay Hebbin
Deer Surz, jus foloe deez simpul instrukshimacayshinz:
Pleez tu reetern ownli az much az yu fealz liek yu wuda bin innurtaynd bai if yood had de chans befoar de trolee borkt. Den we reternz haoebber much munnees we fealz yu wuda fot dat poreshin wuda bin wurf iffin we shud haz eny unyoozd munnees abailabalol at dat tiem.
Lub,
ParTay Hebbin
*beep boop beep beep boop*
Hallo, iz tihs Dewey Fleesum adn Hao? We needz atturnee tu inturpretify a messij frum a cat-erer hoos ennurtaynmintz borked adn nao tehy’z trying tu snoe us wif mumblol jumblol leggilspeek.
Halo, weez nawt heer at DFaH butt yore cawl iz poardint tu uz, soe lissen cairfly:
*If diz beez murjinsie, pleez hainging upz adn dyle wutebber yu wuntz.
*If diz beez nawt murjinsie butt nawt nawt murjinsie, pleez haingz up adn hazza maek up yur mynd, den doant cawl bakk.
*If diz iz bowt munnees dat yu wunting frum uz, pleez hainging upz.
*If yur bidnis nawt cubberd bai deez minyu choysiz, we shure iz sawry. Yu kin leeb a messij at de boop butt we nebbur lissen tu dem.
Hazza naise dai!
*Boooooooooop*
*beep beep boop beep boop*
Hallo, ParTay Hebbin? Yes, I’d liek to plais an order for a delibbery tu the offisses ob Dewey Fleesum adn Hao. . .
OMG hahahahaha you guys! I’ laffin so hard I might embarrass myself in a minute!
Ohai, MK! *hedbonk adn a boop on teh noes*
*ke-cher crakklel crakklele*
‘kin we has a bukkit adn mop tu MikesKitten’s orfice pleeze stat – alsoe tu weers teh HAZCHEM suites’
Thank you very much. Whew. *hedbonks all round*
*narroes iis at CatBurgh & TikkyTac*
Ur teh wuns ai’s traid tu getting mai munnees bak frum a tiem oar free bifoar, izzint yu?
*hoalds awn beriberi tietlee tu hur wallit*
*ring*ring*ring*
Hallo? No, yu muss hab teh rong nummer. Partay Hebbin? Nebber herd ob it.
Dewey Fleesum adn Hao? Ar yuo maekin upp deese naymes? Luuk, yuo hab reechifyed a pribatt rezidenss. Pleez to nawt cawl heer agin. Plzkthxbai.
*click*
*baks up tu lawng mirror*
*luuks at dairy-air*
Nope gud nues CB – ai iz stamped wif ‘Non-reternabul’!!
*Has a whew!* Will it warsh awf?
at nawt sekund ai fawt yu sed *has a pew!!* ai dont fink ai kin reetch dat part soe iz there tu stay!!
So, if yuo waz losted, adn teh pleese asks if yuo has distingwisheen marks, we wud sai “tern her arownd adn luuk at her. . .”
*hmmm, mind begins tu waiver…*
*pikchurs big hunky pleezeme-ns sayin ‘spred em’
*heds tu teh NB, giggloging like a skool gerl!*
sorree fer dat wun, cudnt resist!
“….. frum teh uvver sied”???
In the mirror that would say Lubanreter-Non which is not in clear English and would not be held up in a civil court!
wot wudnt stand up – teh nawt cleer English oar mai paw ol laydee kitteh’s dairy-air!!!??
iffen yoo hassa bad hyp, i is prettee shur yoo’d nead holedin up inna cort.
Hootenanny dat wuz a blast – teh bolume wuz up reel ohai, ai fink teh hole nayburhood herd it!!
*
*staws dis wun away fer later tunite…
Omai, MsKkPpM. Tihs has been so mush fun!!! *schmoo*
Ai noes – ai aer awl gigguly ADN stil gittin mai asseyemint dun!! *hedbonks*
Sorry, teh cake was a lie.
? *sob*
Ohai, OCM! Shoor, darez caek. Yuo juss hab to, um, skraype it awf teh borked trolley taht Ms Kapow came in awile ago.
*cut cut cut*
*clingrap clingrap*
*tap tap tap wif majik irish lineen hanky (kleen! ov corse!)*
*wutches teh majik pixies taek caek tu OcM*
*bloes schmooches tu halp tehm git there farster*
*yawn* Tihs has been a wunnerful vizit tu Cheezland. Iz goin to bed nao. G’Day, MsKkPpM.
Nitey nite CatBurgh – sweet dreems ob caek!! xoxo
And the strippers were too
Dawggeh andz Kitteh
knoez
U no can haz t3h Cayk!wiffowtz t3h strippurrz
Strippurrz am yooneek
2 Dawggehz andz Kittehz sinnz dayz
awllredee habz fur!!
Dawggeh andz Kitteh
will beehayvz sinss dayz feeknz dat
Hewminz amz sillee!!!
Jack.
Ohai, Jack. Ob corse hewminz amz sillee! Eberybunny noes dat!
i noes dat too hoomans givee not enuf tuna or caek….. or tuna caek yummy!
The cake is a lie…
strippers is nother name for bacon??
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
fur sum reezun teh dawg wiff teh hat on his eer makes mii laff reelee hard