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Frank’s owner awoke

funny pictures - Frank's owner awoke the next morning to find his fingers superglued to the inside of his nostrils.

Frank’s owner awoke the next morning to find his fingers superglued to the inside of his nostrils.

no wun prankz kitteh an getz away wif it!

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Mac_Man

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  1. MamaCat says:

    Much bedder than inside his iballz!

    • MamaCat says:

      well, i haz tu go tu bed naow and ketsh me sum zzzzz
      doze crikets makin sleepee musik!
      Nite awl!

    • *snerk*
      *snort* :shock:
      OMCC MamaCat! At nawt-sekund ai diddunt see teh ‘i’! Conga-rabbitfinnerz-layshunz awn yur furvest frum last spawt!

      • Cimbacat says:

        Hoomin nawt susspektin anyfing *chuckles*
        Congaratshoelace on da nawt sekkond MamaCat, haf sum hot milk tew sleep un!

        • MamaCat says:

          Fank u boff, jus come bak in qwik tu chek if ennywun heer yet, crickets waz gitting lonely!!
          ILC, oh my, perhaps i shud haev left a spaec between the i and the ballz!
          Cimbacat, hot milk bee purrfect. i taek off wif it, cuz haz cawt sum zzzzzzz an need sum moar!

          • Yup, warm milk duz sownd lubblee…ai haztu be upz in teh moarnin az well, taykin mai borked kar tu cee mai dad. Aifinksew iz juss a borked fermistat, butt(!) bess tu be teh sayf wen it sez itz oberheetin, eh?
            Gnite an sweet dreemz!

  2. MamaCat says:

    can i gluuz sum crikets sumware tu????
    [[chirp}}}{{{{chirp}}}}

  3. Grantski says:

    Oh my! That does NAWT sound fun!

  4. pjperry says:

    That will leeva mark.

  5. rae says:

    Kitteh haz own eers, nawt need bunneh’s.

  6. DarkSirocco says:

    omai! wun ob mai Avvie’s sibs haddid a haff-musstash liek dis! taht kittehn’s twin sisfur habbd teh otter haff, sew tugeddur tehy maed a hoel!

  7. TikkyTac says:

    Stoopy WurflessPress *cursiz WP wif hartbern, if WP hadz a hart tu bern*
    I tri agin…

    I spoze Frankz ownur wilnawt haztu wurry bowt pikken himz noze nao.
    (Pikken himz own noze, nawt Frank’z noze. Akshly he woant haztu pik Frank’z noze eevur. Oar enybodie elsiz noze, fur a wylol.)

    (Doant mezz wif me agin, WP, Ize nawt in de mude fur yur diablol…dybalol…ebil wikkid gaimz.)

  8. Roller Cat says:

    Frank’s owner awoke the next morning to find his fingers superglued to the inside of his nostrils.

    His ankle was attached by a manacle and heavy-duty chain to a thick pipe that ran through the dim cellar. A hacksaw lay in the thin pool of water that covered the cellar’s floor. At the far end of the room, out of reach, a bare candle had nearly burnt to the bottom of its waxy length.

    A bitter, chemical taste met the man’s lips as he splashed about, righting himself, in the puddle. It wasn’t water that flooded the room — it was gasoline! He hadn’t notcied the smell, naturally, as his nostrils were blocked.

    Taking the hacksaw in his free hand, Frank’s owner considered his only option…

  9. DarkSirocco says:

    *Jecklols pjp,*
    *den Hecklols hur…*
    (ai lubbd doz crowz! =^.^=)

  10. DarkSirocco says:

    pjp, dere am a reply tu yuo, downfredz… *kikks wp wif a haetful*

  11. Starstripe says:

    MacMan – you get a lot of Lols published to the home page – but most of them are in plain English. They are supposed to be in Lolspeak! I am so fed up of everyone who has jumped on the Lolcat bandwagon submitting lols in plain English that are “cute”. Cute pictures are acceptable, but not cute captions. The main point of Lolcats is humour. And extremely clever humour. “Capitalist Lolcat haz 2 bukkits… Proletarian Lolrus haz none” or “Don Huan Kitteh loves then leaves” and “Brokbak kitteh wishez he cud kwit yu.” Now those are funny. They aren’t some lame “trying to be cute” caption. Learn to speak Lolspeak because people like you are actually bringing the humour on this site down. It’s called “Lolcats”. Not “CuteinplainEnglishcats.” A lol needs to make a person do exactly that – laugh out loud. But Lols in plain English that try to be cute are just cringe-worthy. Please learn the language and use it. What happened to Invisible bikes, lawnmowers and chess? What happened to I haz dems? Not so graet akshullys? Monorail cats? Besement and Ceiling Cats? Have you even read the Lolcat Bible? Start submitting in fractured English instead of plain English! Do not want! The first language of teh intertubez is an important part of Lolcat culture and iCandhascheezburger.
    Kthx.

    • cremela says:

      Nawt-sekkndly, kitteh retaly- reytaleh- kitteh gettin bak at stoopid hoomin in groo-sum way iz dieffnitly nawt cyoot, but iz verreh funneh, afinksow.
      Sekkundly, if yew iz difending lolspaek, y u nawt speek in lolspeak ‘sept foar kwotes?

      • starstripe says:

        O hai. Teh reezon ai speeks hoomin English iz becuz dis maek mai argumint sounds moar WRAW. Ai haz bin a fans ob icanhascheezburger since early 2007 an dis site was all Lolspeek an no hoomin English! An teh lolz waz so funneh bak den. Dere waz no “Mittens” type lols submittedz. At teh top of teh paeg iz eben a link fur learn Lolspeak. Wai everywun maek comments in Lolspeak an all dese lols git maed in plaen English? Do not want! Dis not ok, an iz maekin teh siet boaring. Dis site is a MEME an der waz manee memes in teh site – Invisible…… You’re doin it wrong…… Monorail cats…….. I haz dems…….. Dey stole mah bukkit!…… I can has?…. etc. Doez yuo akshully know were teh bukkit coems from (or who haz it!!!)? Dis waz wun of teh furst Lols craeted. Az woz Monorail Cat.
        Kthx.

  12. Robert says:

    Word to the wise… keep the kitteh away from the Spider Robinson books… what his characters have been known to do with superglue, doesn’t bear thinking about…

  13. mandy says:

    lollllz! i luv dis pic


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