
Frank’s owner awoke the next morning to find his fingers superglued to the inside of his nostrils.
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Frank’s owner awoke the next morning to find his fingers superglued to the inside of his nostrils.
Much bedder than inside his iballz!
well, i haz tu go tu bed naow and ketsh me sum zzzzz
doze crikets makin sleepee musik!
Nite awl!
*snerk*
*snort*
OMCC MamaCat! At nawt-sekund ai diddunt see teh ‘i’! Conga-rabbitfinnerz-layshunz awn yur furvest frum last spawt!
Hoomin nawt susspektin anyfing *chuckles*
Congaratshoelace on da nawt sekkond MamaCat, haf sum hot milk tew sleep un!
Fank u boff, jus come bak in qwik tu chek if ennywun heer yet, crickets waz gitting lonely!!
ILC, oh my, perhaps i shud haev left a spaec between the i and the ballz!
Cimbacat, hot milk bee purrfect. i taek off wif it, cuz haz cawt sum zzzzzzz an need sum moar!
Yup, warm milk duz sownd lubblee…ai haztu be upz in teh moarnin az well, taykin mai borked kar tu cee mai dad. Aifinksew iz juss a borked fermistat, butt(!) bess tu be teh sayf wen it sez itz oberheetin, eh?
Gnite an sweet dreemz!
can i gluuz sum crikets sumware tu????
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Oh my! That does NAWT sound fun!
Ohai, Grantski! We nawt offen haz teh plezzur uv seeing yew at this tiem uv niet!
That will leeva mark.
Kitteh haz own eers, nawt need bunneh’s.
`Cept for on owld tvs.
omai! wun ob mai Avvie’s sibs haddid a haff-musstash liek dis! taht kittehn’s twin sisfur habbd teh otter haff, sew tugeddur tehy maed a hoel!
a hoel WHUT, u aks?!
a hoel lotta shaykittehn’ goin’ awn!
ba-bum-bum-chhhh!
Plz to remember to tip yer waitreshes and beertenders! He’s here till thurstday!
fangkyoo! fangkyoo!
Hay wilyoo sing Flai mi tu de Mune? Hao bowt I Leff Mai Fart in Franzancrizco? Kin I gitz anuzzer mai drytooni?
*hic*
Sank Frinatra is on next, den Boney Tennet! *Drinkses finks*
wun..twu..free!
flai meh tu teh mewn
an lets meh plae amung
teh stairz..
lets meh cee whut springz
luuk liek
wehn deyz flyin troo deh aerz..
in otter wurlz..
hawld mai paw..
in otter wurlz..
be mai shawl!
*Clappitee! clapittee! clappitee!*
Awn Core! Awn Core!
Wotta voyse, wotta voyse, diz gize gotz de graitist voyze Ize ever heerd, heez beddur dan Elbis oar Yasha Hyfitz, I telz yu.
Moar! Moar! I lubbz yu, man. Yu gotz tu sing moar, weez jus gettin startid…
Hay kin yu sing Cawl Me Eerie Spawnzablol?
I caint lib if Libbing iz Wifowt Yoooo!
Wunst I Habd a Sneakrit Lub!
Beer Bare L Pokeuh!
Datz amoaray!
*hic*
*anuvver rownd adn dis tiem doant waddur de booze*
I caint LIIIIIIB… ai luvz dat song!! Woz maed faemus on hoomins tellysho, aidool… fink it woz Russjan aidool…or mebe somefin elz. Luuk fur it on da interwebs.
I caint Liiiiiiiib…
*haz anudder rownd, an anudder… *
Stoopy WurflessPress *cursiz WP wif hartbern, if WP hadz a hart tu bern*
I tri agin…
I spoze Frankz ownur wilnawt haztu wurry bowt pikken himz noze nao.
(Pikken himz own noze, nawt Frank’z noze. Akshly he woant haztu pik Frank’z noze eevur. Oar enybodie elsiz noze, fur a wylol.)
(Doant mezz wif me agin, WP, Ize nawt in de mude fur yur diablol…dybalol…ebil wikkid gaimz.)
*nawds tu TikkyTac* yesh, teh prezzl ben teh nastee tu meh az wel, urleeur, wud NAWT nestify ennifing. if it hadz a hart, ai wud rekwest it be throad tu Amut *ebil grin*
AMUT!!
*gazsps*
*cannawt watch*
Awf tawpik, liek Ize eber awn teh tawpik…
Wen I wuz kidlet adn de fambly wud stai up lait adn watch de Saditty niet horrer show awn teebee, mai muvver’z faeboritz wuz de Mummy moobies adn hur wud cawl Im-Ho-Tep bai de naim ob Im-Po-Tent!
*Snerks* *Hydes*
Frank’s owner awoke the next morning to find his fingers superglued to the inside of his nostrils.
His ankle was attached by a manacle and heavy-duty chain to a thick pipe that ran through the dim cellar. A hacksaw lay in the thin pool of water that covered the cellar’s floor. At the far end of the room, out of reach, a bare candle had nearly burnt to the bottom of its waxy length.
A bitter, chemical taste met the man’s lips as he splashed about, righting himself, in the puddle. It wasn’t water that flooded the room — it was gasoline! He hadn’t notcied the smell, naturally, as his nostrils were blocked.
Taking the hacksaw in his free hand, Frank’s owner considered his only option…
This can’t end well… *Gets fyre axtingwisher, nawt hopings to spark anyee contriversee*
wayts wif antici……………..
……………………..payshun.
*Jecklols pjp,*
*den Hecklols hur…*
(ai lubbd doz crowz! =^.^=)
pjp, dere am a reply tu yuo, downfredz… *kikks wp wif a haetful*
ai can has a HAET fur yuo, WP…
*sighs* plz tu disreegard, pj…
Dis tom fyre axstinwisher has been jerry-rigged!
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
MacMan – you get a lot of Lols published to the home page – but most of them are in plain English. They are supposed to be in Lolspeak! I am so fed up of everyone who has jumped on the Lolcat bandwagon submitting lols in plain English that are “cute”. Cute pictures are acceptable, but not cute captions. The main point of Lolcats is humour. And extremely clever humour. “Capitalist Lolcat haz 2 bukkits… Proletarian Lolrus haz none” or “Don Huan Kitteh loves then leaves” and “Brokbak kitteh wishez he cud kwit yu.” Now those are funny. They aren’t some lame “trying to be cute” caption. Learn to speak Lolspeak because people like you are actually bringing the humour on this site down. It’s called “Lolcats”. Not “CuteinplainEnglishcats.” A lol needs to make a person do exactly that – laugh out loud. But Lols in plain English that try to be cute are just cringe-worthy. Please learn the language and use it. What happened to Invisible bikes, lawnmowers and chess? What happened to I haz dems? Not so graet akshullys? Monorail cats? Besement and Ceiling Cats? Have you even read the Lolcat Bible? Start submitting in fractured English instead of plain English! Do not want! The first language of teh intertubez is an important part of Lolcat culture and iCandhascheezburger.
Kthx.
Nawt-sekkndly, kitteh retaly- reytaleh- kitteh gettin bak at stoopid hoomin in groo-sum way iz dieffnitly nawt cyoot, but iz verreh funneh, afinksow.
Sekkundly, if yew iz difending lolspaek, y u nawt speek in lolspeak ‘sept foar kwotes?
O hai. Teh reezon ai speeks hoomin English iz becuz dis maek mai argumint sounds moar WRAW. Ai haz bin a fans ob icanhascheezburger since early 2007 an dis site was all Lolspeek an no hoomin English! An teh lolz waz so funneh bak den. Dere waz no “Mittens” type lols submittedz. At teh top of teh paeg iz eben a link fur learn Lolspeak. Wai everywun maek comments in Lolspeak an all dese lols git maed in plaen English? Do not want! Dis not ok, an iz maekin teh siet boaring. Dis site is a MEME an der waz manee memes in teh site – Invisible…… You’re doin it wrong…… Monorail cats…….. I haz dems…….. Dey stole mah bukkit!…… I can has?…. etc. Doez yuo akshully know were teh bukkit coems from (or who haz it!!!)? Dis waz wun of teh furst Lols craeted. Az woz Monorail Cat.
Kthx.
Word to the wise… keep the kitteh away from the Spider Robinson books… what his characters have been known to do with superglue, doesn’t bear thinking about…
lollllz! i luv dis pic