Ai dropped teh kid off at teh merry go aroun. He still spinnin. U mite want tu get him befor he trows up.
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Nd NO ai didnut pusher !!
* otay, him
*
congarats on yoar nawt sekkund PB!
Thx nd ohai Traysee
Kitteez in pooshurz awlwaiz maik mi larf !! It’z liek tehy shudnut bee tehre nd yet yoo kno tehy hab faond tehir riteflol plais
*nods* ‘Stroo, PB, butt(!) I haz to laff cuz pooshurz in Horsetrailyean obvveeuslee meens differnt dan in Montanaland.
Wurf a googlol ob “define: pushers” …
* Awlwayz wurf widning wunz edge yoo cayshun, aifinkso
*
Went dere nd red dat, thx, PB. Aside from the drugz thing, a pusher, to me, iz a CATerpillar trak tractor that goes in behind a ginormous dirt moving machine to push it eben furver soz it can loadz more dirt. Ai cant fink ob a name for the ginormous machine dat google nose. Maybe bellee loder?
Saonds liek it’z awl poosh n shuv(lol)
Maibi FieryHellcat wud kno ?? Shi wurks in an Ozzy mine
Eureka! I don nose hows to spell Luterno!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheel_tractor-scraper
Dese be the pusheez, PB!
two enginz, hyoogie tyres *sigh* berry kool!
Luk at taht baby !!
oar u kin leeb him dere. ai iz kumfoartablol!
evver way…. dis iz mai spawt.
an yuo shud has brawtid himz a sekkund lunch. erm..taht WUZ minssd toonuh, riet? it wer NOM! wutebbur it wer. an taht jar mush eesyer tu opin tahn can…
butt (!) nest tyme, doan bee puttin teh piklols inna toona sammich. ew. hadda spit em owt!
Doo yoo belong tehre, kitteh ??
Thass rite, ai wil be long heer !!
Doan bi supriezd, Kitteh, if teh kidlet wonts rebenj !!
Swingz nd raondabowts, kitteh !! Swingz nd raondabowts !!
ob korss, kidlet’s rebinj MIET be nufing butt(!)wurmz…
Adn rebinj is best served coald!
*urk*
ai gnohz nawt ob wut yu speex aiz innersint
Hi waived gud-bai !! “Pram you later”, hi sed !!
Okai. Ai ams an animos lubber, but Ai duzzint unnerstan the hole “push mah kitteh around in a stroller” fing. Ai means, whutebber mayks yous an yous kitteh happee, butt ( ! ) Ai jus duzzint getz it. Mebbe iz cuz wen ai wuz littlol, w had manees manees barn kittehs aroun, an mai furst kitteh was a yittle feral greytabby dat Ai catched and cawled hims Alex. Aifinks dey wud haz laffed at dis kitteh an kawl hims “mommas boi.”
Hao yu noes “mommas boi” didunt juss push teh kidlet owt adn ohaijack teh stroller?
kitteh roolz ob posseshun: wut am yorz am mine. wut amz teh bebbehs am mine.
*runs in wifa breffliss* Ohai cheezfrenz! Yule nebber gess! Dere am a hyoooge wild turkee in ower backyard an I wants him sooo baaaad! Ize chirrupin at da window butt (!) ower human sez No Tuff, dat turkee am ten timez da size ob you, you sillee boi! ‘Sides dat dere am snowz taller dan you out dere!
Well, Hmmph!
*nods* Ohai, tttb. Yor hoomins ar rite. Mai car was wunst attakifyed by a wyld turkee. Tehy are meen meen meen!
mindz mii ob mah faebrit hee hoo.
hee hoo fyts an runz awae libs tu fyt anodder dae
Turkeez ar nawt berdz dey iz debilz wif fetherz. Du nawt bii fuuld bai demz.
*hebby si* I nose, I nose. Wunce I wuz gonna getz me a whyte tale buck behine the propane tank. Him camed at me stompin himz feets and snortin berry skeery. I runned hoam! Sumfin or da otter iz da better part of valor.
Bedder stai way frum dat turkich, littlol Ten Bears!!!
Ai seed mai hart-kitteh Wally stawking a Canajun guse onst – wuz releeved he gabe up befoar akshully trying to tayke it daon!
Ohai Dave and Roo! Tiz too darknesses to seez him now. Iz bedder hab a snooz nao. Schmoos to all cheezfrenz
Nite, tttb! Sry I misst you. Hopes you gets to watch more exciting fings tommorow!
Ohai pjp, bless ur hart! Iz still heer. Wuz gonna snooz but da pusher fing was dribing me cwaazee so I messed round til I found it!
Haow be you deerhart?
Ohai, tttb! I fine; de kidlet hadda assignment to do on my pyooter, butt(!) I’s back now.
Iz glad ur fine and nose bout habbin to share da pyooter. Ower hooman alwaze wantz to “werk” nd mess wif my chattings timez fur hebbens sake! Wut kud be moar portant dan ower cheezfrenz? Wull, yess, gusshyfoods nd kibbles nd litter bocks stuffs r good to hab.
Iz tukkered frum my huntings nd chattings sew rly haz to sez goodnite for tru dis time.
Dere wuz a wyld turkee hoo wuz in teh payper fur ubstruktifying the trafiks awn a street neer me – ai seed him (adn wuz in the stawped trafiks), he wuz the BOLD byrd – nawt afrayd uv anee vehickle!
Ohai, KittyRoo!
*eggstands floofy paw ob french ship*
Pleeztameecha.
Teh wurst is wen tehy akshully FLY! Rite at car window hite! Major yikes!!!
Ohai, CatBurgh! *eggsepts floofy paw grashuslee*
Aiz nawt seen the turkees flai (yet). Dey duz lubz the fallow cornfeelds fur nomming
Bleef mii, TTTB – Teh turkee inna yard bees wurf sew mutch moar dan teh turkee inna hows. Bai teh tiems yu gets froo wif wun wing, yu bee SEW sik ob turkees awlreddee, an yu stil stuk wif awl teh rest ob teh turkee wut yu gots tu duing sumfing wif
. Yu’d has tu hassing
Turkee Aploltaizurs
Turkee Braynz
Turkee Cutlits
Turkee Divan
Turkee Ella Kings
Turkee Fingurs
Turkee G…..
Turkee Goolash
Turkee Hash
Turkee In Soup
Turkee Jamaican
Turkee King, ala
Turkee L…
*takes a deep breff*
Turkee Liverwurst
Turkee Mandarin
Turkee Noodle Casserole
Turkee Orinj Salad
Turkee Pot Pie
Turkee Quiche
Turkee Remoulade
Turkee Sammich
Turkee Tetrazzzini
Turkee Under Glass
Turkee Vindaloo
Turkee Wif moar turkee
Turkee Xacktly when yuo’ve had enuff!
Turkee Y…
Turkee yumyums
Turkee zest! (like orinj zest or leeming zest eksep frum a turkee*
Yay !! Gud jawb ebbrywun
!!
* Ime tihnking ob Shrimpz fur sum reezun
*
*taps foot*
Well, PB – are yu goin to tell us why or maek us gess?
Thott yu mite kno ….
I juss luuked bak at sum ob NW’s leftober dishes, liek Turkee Braynz adn Turkee Finners. Nao I doant hab an appetyte.
Prolly a good fing aifinkso.
Turkich gots no braynz. Dems teh STOOPYIEST critter unner teh sun.
The doamestik turkeez am the ijits – wyld wunz am the wyley!
ai muss disagree..teh stoopidist aminlol ai’z ebbur meetid has tu be teh guinea hen..
Butt(!) they are pretty, rite? Adn eeted teh bad bugz?
o yesh, berreh byootimuss, an guud pest kuntroll..juss nawt berreh bryt.
we eben habd wun taht khayssd a skwurl up a tree-an KAWT it! taht wuz teh groosumz.. O.o
An yu cees?? Ebreewun awlreddee sik ob turkees…
Wowzerz NW, CB nd LM! I nebber thot uv it dat way. Prolly mist you NW, nitey nite. I cood go fur sum turkee jerkee tho.
Ohai tttb! So to summaryze: leeb teh wyld turkees aloan. Thair meen adn tuff adn yule get sik ob turkee in 26 days. Hmmm. . .turkee jerkee duz sownd gud.
gushifud on teh hoof!
oooo deh barn catz wii wuz hazzin mennee butt(!!) dey wuz awayz dehr iz troo butt(!) deh invid jewels dint last lawng wich iz wy wii alluz had bebbeez butt(!) alluz had saem nummer barn cats… dey wuz dyin fass az deh wuz bornin an dey wuz fraid ob everfing. coyotes an hawks an peeps an snayx an jess ever durnd fing dehr wuz.
no sir ai finksoyes deh barn cats say “catohcat ar yu eber deh lukkee bozo!”
purrtektin demz helps dem live long an prosper wiffout ever gnohing deh FEERZ
Sept teh feers dat wun oar moar ob teh siks han-dilivured meels ob teh dae (an nite) miet bee [shuddurs] free-minnits laet!!!! O, teh horrurs!!!
Yukkee infoarmayshuns yu mae knot wants tu bee noeing:
Average lifespan of strictly feral cat: 2 years
Average lifespan of indoor/outdoor cat: 5-7 years
Average lifespan of strictly indoor cat: 15-20 years
Mai oan kittehs bees rufflee 80% indore/20% striklee-soopervaizd-wiffinn-teh-fens owtdore kittehs. Bestist aej sew far haz bin 19-anna-haff yeers.
An awn dat cheerful noet, ai gots tu goe beddee-bais. Ai wuz kleenin teh chruch until freeAM dis moarnin, went tu chruch at tenn-furtee, lukked aftur hokkee parking at teh chruch dis affurnuun inna freezin coald, an gawt hoem arownd fibe-ish. Bin wif teh awaeks kwait lawng enuff, aifinksew. Niet-niet, ebbreebunnees! Schmoos!
Schmoos to yu tu NW. Sleep well!
Adn awn dat noet, I’z goin tu bed, tu. Goodnite/G’Day, y’all.
Nite, Catburgh !!
hassa guudniet, CB! dun let teh turkee burdz biet!
…An dis chair fing iz comfiz, so he iznt getin in itz wen he getz bak
Da ‘Burgh is going wild tonight!
♫ ♪ Pittsburgh’s going to the Super Bowl ♫ ♪
Kunsiddering hao kross-eyd dat kitteh iz, aifinkso HE wuz de wun on de merri-go-roun!!!
ohai jeanniemouse! ai ar Siro..*egstendz floofee paw ob frendship* iz nyss tu meetchoo! =^.^=
*sighz an hops bak up onna sufa. kurlz up an doziz awf*
I’m so sorree!!!! Got called uwai!!! (Ekstends mousie paw of friendship). Ai am SOOO appreshiative ub yur kindniss…
*shaeks hed dismissiblee* yuo nawt needs tu be sareez jeanniemouse, iz okae! (ai hadda go awflien fur a fyoo, az wel, sew maiawnlien kitteh-self habd a refreshin napz!) =^.^= an fangkyoo fur teh frend rekwest!
ThanQ for bein mai frendz! Ai yust tu bi heer alot, but haznt bin in awile. But iz gud tu be bak!!! An maek nu frienz!
Afore U goes, plx to bee putting up da sunshade zo Ai kin naps.
ai haz bettur idea. wayt for kid tu trow up, DEN getz him. dat wai sumwun elze haz tu kleen up da mezz.
Reely? Der nawt anuzzer lol yet? Ai noez iz Sunday nite an awl butt (!) REELY?
Ohai ‘Niser !! No, tehy donut hab teh 10pm LOL awn wekenz, sawry !!
Soe, ai guesses ai juss dew uh wun man sho heer den. Um, lessee. Um, bak tu mai dayz az uh mamas gurl awn teh stayj. Yah, dat’s it!
*smilols shylee as teh lites kum upp*
*orkestra startz tu play*
*singz*
C’mon babe, wy don wee paint teh town,
*Do dah dah,,,,,*
An awl dat jazz
Ai’m gonna rouge mai neez,
An roll mai stockins daon,……….
An awl dat jazz!
Start teh carr, Ai noez uh wuppee spawt,
Ware teh gin iz kold, an teh peeyano’s hawt,
Iz juss uh noizee hawl ware der’s uh noyzee brawl,
An awl…..dat…..jazz!!!!!
*Falap ball change falap ball change
kick kick kick turn turn turns*
Appologees to Miss Deal, danse teecher.
Iz otay, less habs uh bawl!!
*Kick an bawl chanj, and jazz handz*
An awl dat jazz!
PJ, we connekt awn menee levelz. Schmooz, mai cheezfren!
*Dusts off accordion to akkompanee teh dansdansdansers*
♫Polkas, schottisches adn waltzes♫
♫Polkas, schottisches adn waltzes♫
*Wif aplologeez to “Snoopy” from teh Peanutz komic-stripz, who pioneered this tekneek*
Teh akkordeeyon iz moast welkum, lungdoc! Guud tu seez ye heer tunite! EEben doh ai inteh middlol ob uh dans dat ai nawt ablol tu lablol beecawse WP wuud habs mee in mawderayshunz!
O.o
Otay, awf tew bedd wif mee nao. Yu guis R mai reezon foar bein. Lubs yu!
Goodnyte ‘Niser! Sleep well!
*Raises hand sheepishlee*
I axshullee took akkorddeyon lessons fer a few minits too.
*Schmooses, `Niser*
Schmoozez PJ! Sweet dreemz mai fren!
Ai took teh akkordion lessonz wehn Ai wazza 5-to-8-or-so year-old kidlet. Still gots teh one shoulder higher tahn teh other azza result, aifinkso (nawt so you’d notice, but still). Kan still plai teh fing, but mai rite-hand fingerz has troublol hittin teh rite span on teh keybored ’cause handz iz bigger nao. Adn Ai kan plai teh piano, but just wif teh rite hand. Left hand wantz ten buttonz, oompa oompa, C7-F-G-C….
adn teh bellowz pinchez mai belleh…
Skuze meh. Should be “wants teh buttonz…”, nawt “ten.” (120 buttonz akshulee.)
Well, g’nyte PJP! Will hoap to see yu guise tomorro nyte or so.
Ai did teh ballay tu. Awl teh pozishuns wee lerned. Butt (!) myne waz teh mawdern dans. Teh Martha Graham era, aifinkso. Wuzza thyme ob chanj dat mennee haytidd.
Fynd uh glas, wer playin fass an loos…….,
An awl dat jazz!
Rite upp heer, iz ware Ai storez teh joos………,
An awl dat jazz!
C’mon babe wer gonna brush teh skye,
Cuz littlol kittehs nebber flown sew hi,
Cuz in teh stratosfeer hao cuud dey flie soo hi,
Wif awl…..dat……JAaaaaaaaaaaaaZZ!
Standing obation! *Flicks bic* *Flashes jazz hands back and forf*
Wut a dai…noh intertoobz awl dai lawng. Ai dint noe wut tu du wif maisef!
Ohai tu awl mai cheezpeeps hoo am stil upz! Aiz goin tu bed suun doh, an urlee nyte fur meh!
Anyone know what cat race this is? It’s such a beauty….
thats what i was wondering! and THANK YOU for being the only other person on here to speak normally…
I know this cat! He’s Canadian! Saw him in his kitty stroller at a street event in Ontario this past summer.
i iz r3ally 3njying dis pic! w1n!