
Piggy finks he has a fevr. I dunt noez wut his temprachur shud be… but I fink he’d dew well at abowt 325 for an hour.
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Piggy finks he has a fevr. I dunt noez wut his temprachur shud be… but I fink he’d dew well at abowt 325 for an hour.
frens! Rodents ar FRENS!
okay, so he’s nawt a reely rodent. But still.
Ginnypeegz am rodintz. Porkypeegz am nawt.
Nawt to bees eeting teh piggeh!!!
the ginny piggy is classified as a rodent but it is hotly disputed in the scientific community and some believe they should be in a class by themselves.
Then they checked the genes. Yep. Rodent.
*sends in the Three Twee Cuy Cuties to dance the Casserole – a new dance craze from Peru*
that’s prolly Peru, Indiana, but who’s asking?
oh, and Happy Taupe Spot, carosue2.
*drooly goggie with beige spot enters with sign that reads: *Yay*
*Anna wun, too, free, an kick!* Teh Macarena Casserole iz stucktified in mah hed, nao! ARRRRRGHHHHHH!
*the Conga Rats, Salsa Chip monks, Lemming Merengues and the Cha Cha Chatzkes look on skeptically, but are open to new dance steps*
*cue andean flutes playing Just Give me that old Time Casserole Music*
Kay Se Role serole ♫ ♪
Wot ebber wil bee wil bee ♫ ♪
The few chewers not ours, tu si♪
Nao ai hab chilled wrens ob mai oan ♫ ♪
Ai cuk tehm tenderly ♫ ♪
ROFL!!!!
kant help maiself ai hab to kwote ower pjperry
“Wot ebber will pea will pea”
*gibs tttb a shamwow to kleenitup*
Butt (!) twuznt meee, CB, onnist! Ai r gud boi ai uzez da bawkses, I swarz!
Ohai CB *extends blak floofy frenshiplee paw*
Ohai tttb! Otay, if yu sez so, it muss be tru!
*aksepts adn shaeks floofy frenshiplee paw*
Pleeztameecha.
Mewchual aim shure! Spoze it wus da goggie did it? Oar maybee WP?
Hmm. . .*finks abowt it* Well, thair is P in WP. . .
Nah! Let’s pin it awn the goggie!
teeheehee
Yup, iz alwaiz da goggie, eben do we donut got wun. *nods*
*finks abowt tihs new rinkul*
Hay, tihs started wif pjperry! Let’s sai it wuz pjperry’s goggie!
Dats rong awn sew menne lebbelz!
hrrmm…wee seams tu bee owta Depends rite now.
*Whispers* Context was veggies & lugumes, nawt tinklol! I blames myselve.
well nao, taht depends… :-p
Ok, maybeh it’s noones’ fawlt. Maybeh it was an axseedent.
azz skid ent
*snerk*
heheheh, come over lil Cuy. I teach you teh Rotisserie…
*ebil look*
Wi cud gib taht a turn *wink*
This is our new sauna. You go first. *evil laffter*
*lemmings follow one by one *
*spin an twerl, spin an twerl*
Calyko piggeh nawt noms!
Not yet, anyways. Silly kitties, guinea pigs are raised for food in South Amwerica. A friend in butter is a friend indeed – or something like that. Maybe it was a “friend in broth”? I’m not sure.
Wif a littlol salt adn pepper, mebbe sum sage.
*reeds otter commints*
*haz chanj ob hart*
*getz can ob tuna to distraktify kitteh*
hum. Well, I heer dey do eet dem sum places, but…kitteh, dey iz nawt big. You kookify dem fer an hour at 325 an you iz gonna get piggeh leather. An serve you rite.
haz it got sparkles?
Ummm. . .is piggeh lethur liek beef jerkee? Gud for hyking.
Inna Souf Amerika, dey is BIG delicasee called “cuy”. Tehy grillz em ober teh open firez onna stick.
*Prepares orinj glaze*
*haz anotter chanj ob hart*
Ohai, pjp! I can brings sied dishes?
Ohai, CatBurgh! Yesh some sied dishes wud be lovelee. Plz nawt to forget sweetpotaytoe pie.
*runs awf to teh kishun*
Ai kin bring stooded figgys and purhapz a wasberrie tart??
Ohai, Kittywumpus! Yor juss in thyme! Dose sownd liek wunnermuss
akkompi akompianomfings to go wif.*pop*fizzz* Heer, hab sum shampayne wile we wayts for eberyfing to be reddy.
ohai carosue! congaratz on teh tye nawt sekkund! Caer to goes to teh tye booteek wif meh? Ai sawed teh kyootest pinky skarf thingy….wood luk graet awn yoo!
huum. I puts teh sparkles comment in teh wrong place.
Ob corse…alla tye booteek items haz sprackles!
Waitaminnit! Izunt taht wot yu puts on teh wawl befoar yuo paynts?
afink dat teh rong kinda pig kitteh!
seams a bit smallish tu.
piggeh seams a bit smallish tu.
yesh, hem nawt fills up kitteh toof!
Kitteh lubs tu greet n meat niu frenz !!
Tihs wun wil get a wawm reseptshen heel nebber furget !!
Ohai, pb. Teh greetin part is fine, it’z teh meating part has teh little guy worryd.
Hi CB and PB! Hopz u haz had a great Caturday!
Ohai Nuuurrrsikat nd saim tu yoo !! * Funday luntshtiem faw mee
*
werk werk werk and schulz schulz schulz…..takes mi timez away from ICHC….
Schulz ?? * sawry, cannut werk it owt *
“skools”, aifinkso.
* Penny drawps
* Thx Keshet !
sorri! still lerning cheezspeak!
No sorriz! No rite or rong! Juss hab fun.
yoo dyd fyne! i red it ok.
Meh tu…PeeBee needz tu getz sum sleep, aifinksew, cuz heez bin awn ICHC for teh last elebenty howerz an iznt seein strayt.
Hay, no fair !! * Ive aktchloly had a nite dew-ring yoor day
*
No, ai juss akrsed coz it didnut klik wib mee nd nuffin tu wurk wib, tahts awl
*Nd prolly coz Ai prunaonce schedule az shedule nawt skedyool sew ai heer “sholtz”*
(nawt awl aussies doo; sum do nd sum doant).
No biggie nd nuffin nedes chayngin
AIfinkso u bee rite, PB. Cos ai nawt ses Shedule an ai sor teh schulz=schools. Wel….ai wood ai gess….
Ennywai….we wun teh crikkit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BLEURGH!!!!!!
O !! Wel taht’s gud niuz nd bad niuz, ai gess
* PB duzzint follo it mutsh coz itz tuu komershlol nao *
Troo, dat. Teh gaem iz nawt teh saem naow dere iz soe mutsh munnee inbolbed.
Butt(!) we still wun.
O….luk at teh tiem! Ai muss be getting dinna!!
Yesh. Taht waz nawt berry gud at awl. Aifinkso we mite get a nyoo captin suun.
Nao taht’s juss nawt crikkett !!
It’z nawt webber yoo win oar looz; itz hao yoo plai teh gaim !
* Bisieds hims iz a gud captin, juss habbin a bad ashes *
o.O Luks liek ai tuchd a rawr nerv. Sawree PB. Ai nawt cair hoo teh captin bee. Ai juss lieks tu wotsh a gud compitissue.
ai yooshalee can figger it owt iffn ai sez it owt lowd. no mattur hao weerd it luks.
Iz nawt owr Pinnee Gig?
No nd nuffin tu du wib Charles Schulz iver * Peanutz cartuun *
*Hee, hee*
*faispaw* Ob corse itz Funday for yu! I juss gotted it.
*wisspurs* I finks schulz refurs tu teh plais yu gose for lurnin.
Taht remynds me ob wum ob mai faborit moobies, Airplane:
“Skool! Wotizit?”
“It’z a billding full ob teechurs adn stoodents, but thass nawt importunt rite nao.”
Mee tuu !! Leslie Nielsen in Flying High nd layter moobies
Ohai, nuuurrrsikat! Iz been in teh howse all dai. Teh low tihs moaning was free below zero!!! Brrrrr. Been cookin (NAWT guinee piggehs) adn kleenin, adn habing funs heer wen I gets teh chans. Hao ar yu?
Gladz u not eatin guinneeth piggeths! Off werk 2dai so schulz thiz moaning. BBRRRRR! free below zero!!! thirfy ate herez. BTW wherz can i gets mor smilies? I lukked on Cheez Crier but not kuld findz it. Only onez I haz is frm col/semicoln and ) or D…. Fankie fur helpz
Heer am smilies nuuurrrsikat !!
Fankies PB! :p
http://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/weirdpress-smilies/
Lossa smilies thair.
Fankie CB….i didnt luk in the majik trikz
Yor kwyte welkomm. Lossa cool stuff thair.
So, sho us yor lol.
Ohai, nuuurrrsikat adn JK! Gud tu see yor LOLing faises!
Woot! Woot!
*frows confettee*
Heer, hab sum cuukies adn koko.
use betcha, ais awl ins! ifin dere r kookies dis how ais rook
Fank u CB Aiz wunder how dem mak dem funni phaces
wii can has -9F heer dis mawnin! guud day fur a kraklin fier, nd ai did nawt eben leeb teh haws! infurt… unforch… sadlee, dat ment ai HADZ tu du pleh hawswurkz.
Ohai mai fren! Yesh, it’z hard tu ignoor teh pleh hawswurkz wen tehy keeps stairin at me.
guud fing ai had a fier gowin! had tu warsh teh kittek blankeez!
Aaaargh! Thass wun ob teh fings I didunt get dun tudai.
Oh, well. Liek Littel Orfing Annie sez,
“Tuhmorro, tuhmorroo. . .”
damm howswurks. sew rood, starin laik taht.
Heez a creetcher ob teh finest taste !!
Iff heez a she, yu cud sai sheez kwite a dish.
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I finks piggeth tew kyoot to eatz!!!! Piggeth iz Callie lyke me!!
Ai haz teh naybers wut am teh Organk Gardenen Gawds. Dey wantz tu git teh sooper-syz pinny gigs tu rayz fer teh meet.
Tehy mite eet awl ob tehir garden if tehy donut wotch owt
Dey eeted teh grounhawg dat dey trappifyed in dere gardn teh odder dai.
Hoap taht duznut happin agen nd agen …..
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tehr bii berree big pinnee gigs taht lib in teh looeeseeanna taht bii called teh newtreea. tehy hates tehm tehr. ai hates tew iffn tehy mygrates tew MN.
*hassa
at teh fawt ob wut Guinness Piggeh am gunna finkabowt dis LOL*
Guinness Piggeh knos we all lubs eth Guinness Piggeh.
yesh, ai hadda saym fwot. GP iz nawt goan tew bee sew happi wif sum uf dese cawmints.
Rodints iz frenz NAWT fud!
Nawt tew nom teh RO-Dents dem iz frendz, nawt Fud!
Ohai, catslave! Ummm. . .so we shud putted awai teh barbe-q soss?
butt butt GP has bin salf marinayting in Guinness!
ore wuld dat bee a bryne?
Still is nawt kwite stout enuff.
Well, ai spoze it wud beh ifn yu wuz ALEing…
Ai lubz teh rohdintz. Ai haz fybe ob dem heer. 2 ratz an 3 hammiez. Wun ob teh ratz iz awn mai lap rite nao, waytin fur meh tu frow teh jingly bawl sew he kin chaysify it!
Ohai, ilc! I hoaps yu frew teh jingly bawl for tehm. Tehy hab been wayting for sum tiem.
yoar rattie chasifyz??? Datz teh fun!!!
ratties is teh win!
Yesh, dey am boff teh funneh. Wun gai iz lyk a teenie goggie, heem chaysifys teh bawl (an sumtymz breengz it bak) an noms ennefing dat goez in teh fudbowl, an liklikliklikliks mai finnerz an eerz. Teh odder gai iz lyk a kitteh, he runzawaiwifakwikness an hydz til he finks aiz nawt lukin, den sneekz up an owt ob teh kayj if ai duznt ketch heem. He duznt likliklik, butt(!) he duz snorgle in mai lap, iz pikky bowt teh noms, an wen ai frows teh jinglee bawl fur him, he steelz it an hydz it!
*inhales finally*
teh hamsturz am juss totallee bonkurz, no odder wai tu put it…
you nasty ol’cat!
Let’s czech.
[gits owt elebenty inches lawng thermometer]
Um…no piggeh, guess again.
clozyormowfadnturnarowndplzthx
So tew fank all mi cheezpeepz…..i jest made a chokolit caek wif chokolit icingz! Herz I put it in eth brake rum for eberyone!
*run run run trip
run run run*
skreeeeeeeech *stawp*
Ohboyohboyohboy. Fankees nuuurrrsikat!
om nomnomnom
*contented sigh*
Nao I gots a full tummeh adn a sleepeh.
Nawt shoor I cans stai awayke mush longerzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Kitteh awlswais kneads dere beautimus shreep! :LOL:
ohai, catburgh! yoo iz a steelers fan?
mai sis-in-law is, a mayneeak! will bii hard tew hold hur daown tewmorrow!
Ohai, mugglemary!
*eggstands floofy paw ob french ship*
Pleeztameecha! I gotted yor fren rekwest adn gladly aksepts.
*slipz into Pittsburghese*
Yinz wanna know if I’m a Stillers fan? Get ahta tahn! We bleed black ‘n gold here in da ‘Burgh.
Yuo noes wair I’ll be layter tudai.
: LOL :
Piggie awlso needs baf… how bout teryacki sause or soy sause?
owr piggeh leiks teh Guinness.
An tehn we dry it wif flower, rite?
teh flowur wurks leik teh baybeh powdur.
*Gasp* Kitteh! How culd yew! Piggy wubs yew!
Piggeh has a feeber for MORE COWBELL!
Crow is on his way with ice cream.
Ice cream, then danse a ho ho!
i love lol cats
Iz true, tastes good!
Does anyone elses cat only ever eat cooked meat..?
Well, that’s a pretty creepy caption.