Nawt dis tiem.
[adjusts scope awn OBNP net lawnchair]
[pullz back bow]
*click* *FWOING!!!*
Gotcha! Nao ai will hold yew and keep yew and pet yew and skweeze yew and cawl yew Jorj, yew cute liddlol rasklol.
Dun comez heer. We hazza koldkoldkold tunite. Ten beelo wif windchillz datt feelz lyke 25 beelo.
*Putz awn cote, hat, mittnz, eer muffz, bootz, skarff, sno pantz an teh eggstra thik sokz*
Nao ai kant moob!
Naow?
Maowr?
{{{{{{{{{{{zf}}}}}}}}}}}}}} sew nais stu se yu heer agen. wuz wurf cuming bak tu se hooz heer.
Conga ratz’n'meecez, Anni! I go fix dinnah suun, yu wantz helfee eggwytezan braown ryce? Dint finkso. Hao bowt zalanya?
Thx fur teh congrats, ZF. Ai liek broun ryce – prifur it wiv curree tho!
ooo, haznawt mayde curree inna wyle. *Maykes noat tew slef, “mayke curree suun”*
Ai had sum yestidai – in memoriam Maus.
Did it make you…Surly?
Conga rats on ur o-so-quickee fingees, annie! Nawt sekkind choclolit caek an sordid noms on teh way!
Thx Kestrella. Hmmmm Chokklit mai fabrit helf fud!
Nawt goin faw!
FARRRRRRRRR, silleh zf!
Hao bout nao?
Ai misses u – eben tho we haz neber meeted, littlol kitteh!
Ai had a kitteh lookded JUS lyke tihs. Hart kitteh nao, yes ai misses him, mai Bertie. But taht wuz yrz an yrz ago.
Ai iz leeving, ai meen it dis time! no, don’t try tu talk meh owt ob it eever.
* opuns teh can uf fansee feest, empties it intu teh crystlol bowl, sets it aowt wif teh glass uf creem adn daintee napkinz *
Shur u nawt want tu wate until aftur noms kitteh?
rrrr yoo going tu klink deh glass wif yur spoon?
Whai durtee up a purrfeckly guud toi liek teh spune wif teh klinkee glass?
Cattails and elebenty dozen otter kittehs hear teh can open and come runnin for teh gushie fud. We is ready fer noms.
Ohai, Tee Tee See:
Liddill Ornjj Tukkssee
Kitteh knoez hurz Hewmin willz
nebburr letz hurz goez!
Liddill Ornjj Tukkssee
Kitteh’z nawt runneegz awayz
2 joynn T3h Sirrkuss!!
Liddill Ornjj Tukkssee
Kitteh needz 2 fyndz ansurrz,
so hurz goez aloan!!!
http://images49.fotki.com/v1500/photos/2/292835/2808608/ExplorerKitten-vi.jpg/url>
Jack.
D’OH! Leenkee nawtz wurkz!
Mebbee U shoodz tryz dis wun.
‘cuz it wurkz beddah!
http://private.fotki.com/mojo2u/jack_deth/explorerkitten.html
Jack.
*wisperz so ownlee Jack can heer* Dat wun ownlee werks iffn u aer a membur.
YAY Jack !! *clappity clappity clappity*
[gits owt bloo linke litening rod]
*WHACK*
Last chance kitteh
Weeellll, let me fink abowt it. *goez tu scrub owt think tank*
Ooooh, ai lykez yoar bloo linkee litenin rod nc66!
Fanks ‘Niser. Ai can’t find teh LOL ware ai gawtted it.
*sigh* Google iz nawt mai fwend todai.
Nawt dis tiem.
[adjusts scope awn OBNP net lawnchair]
[pullz back bow]
*click* *FWOING!!!*
Gotcha! Nao ai will hold yew and keep yew and pet yew and skweeze yew and cawl yew Jorj, yew cute liddlol rasklol.
Ai yoosed tu haz a liddul frend dat ai cud hug adn skweeze adn………..well, yoo know deh rest
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[Hugglolz titely]
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[Skweeziz]
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[pets TTC] *sigh* Oh Jorj.
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[clears throat] ahem! Oh mai. Pardon mii.
arrrghhhhhhhhhh wate! aiz nawt dedd yet!
Tehy say absinse maykes teh heart grow fonder!
Ah! dass ware Ai hab bean goin rong – Ai thort it wuz absinth!
nao, nao, annie…u know only a WormWood fink taht!
*innacase ennybudy fink ai insult anni, absinthe is made from……errr….wormwood*
We yoost to hab a plant uv it an mai mumcat cawld it Old Man! Nawt shore iffn it wuz troo wormwood oar anuvver fing liek it. Propur naem iz artemesia.
butt butt how is i suppost tu miss yoo iffen yoo duzzent leeve?
**considurs runnin away frum hoam**
Me 2, Ai aer homesick
I aer sik of hoam.
Dass wat Ai meened!
Sawree, Anni.
“Homesick” to me meens dat yoo wanna go hoam.
So, ware wii gonna go?
Dun comez heer. We hazza koldkoldkold tunite. Ten beelo wif windchillz datt feelz lyke 25 beelo.
*Putz awn cote, hat, mittnz, eer muffz, bootz, skarff, sno pantz an teh eggstra thik sokz*
Nao ai kant moob!
Iz cold heer too, butt nawt az cold az yoo gots.
Wii gots sno comin down now. Pleh! Do NAWT want! It mayks foar teh narstee drivin.
Gonna get in teh ‘teenz tonite and nawt hit 20*F 2morro.
Iz awl wut yu uzed tu, aifinkso! 20F soundz wunnermuss. Dey R preediktin mid-20s foar nex weekyweekweek–izza heet wabe!
Latelee arown heer, ennyfing abuv freezin iz a heet-wave!
It haz 2 meenins 2 me – wanna go hoam wen Ai aer awai, an Ai aer hoam an sikk uv it!
U need teh map? Wayt fur summur tyme oar it will be cowld.
Depenz awn ware I goez.
Alaska has teh shortij uf wimminz. Aifinkso der iz sumfing liek fore manz foar ebery grrl in ‘laska.
Nope, Alaska iz nawt an opshun.
I nawt caer HOW menny menz dere iz! Way too cold to be wurf it.
Dere izn’t a man werf freezin fur!
Anom!
Iz whai U taek teh crooz ship. U nawt haz tu deel wif teh cowld, eggsept inna margjaheetas.
Iz sew trooo!
Espeshully cuz frozen men are so….so….
…sigh…
*heads off to NB*
Come bakk!!!
Nobuddy lubs meh. Dey’ll nebber see meh agin! Den dey’ll be sorry! (Dey miss meh yet?)
conga ratoonz on da fp. iz enuff 2 make mai iis leek.
Fanks so muchzz! Such a kyoot kitteh! He ripz littol peeces uv ur hart.
Oh Noes… No goes…..stay!!!!
[suspekts dat kitteh izzabowt tew leaf mii] Ô.o
It tooked mii a minute to twig on dat wun… o.O
u mite branch awt 2 sum otter phorm ob humer bcides da punz
U mite haz tu root foar teh humor.
nope, still fink u iz barkin up da rong tree.
Iz knot!
sew hoo iz u, burl ives?
*bang!* *bang!* *bang!*
Curses!
Yeh, I missed you. 17 times now I’ve missed you, and now I’m out of ammo.
I knew I shoulda bought that extended mag.
Aw this looks like a kitten version of my cat who died last July. Yes I miss you!
What is the name of this pattern? It looks like my cat, and I don’t know what it’s called. I know this is a silly question. Thanks.
Well, using this color chart:
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/catstut6.jpeg
I’d call him a red mask and mantle tabby (possibly “spotted” or “mackerel” tabby).
And of course cyoot!
I wud cawl him ginger tabby or marmalade wiff tuxedo (white face, chest, footes, bellie) look.