
I’ve had it up to here with your otter nonsense
ur actin otterly ridiculous rite nao.
Faeborit Coment: “Yu kno, dat paw luks so hand-like. Iz dat an opposzabul fumb I see dere? Ut-oh.” – carosue2
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otterlee sick uf akshulleh!
conga behbeh ottahz, nenne!
fankies!
ooh – bebbeh otters! are tehy frum GP’s safaree park?? wonder if we’ll ever have an otter tour of the park!!
I miss awl doze entertainin peeps of yore, don’t yu? Nawt that der aren’t otter kool peeps heer nao, but…sigh. Nostalgia, I has it!
ai agree – i lubs cheezland – but I still miss teh olden daze! I hoep tehy come back wun day!!
otterly so!
Yur nawt goen tu weasel aot awf dis won!
utterlee adorable otter is arguin wif his cuzin teh weesel? Kalm down and go eets a fishee!
Doz kewt liddle paws, dat kewt liddle gwupee face……
*gets teh ducky taep wif bebbeh otters on*
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*snaps on a CHRG WDOI anna 50′s bathing cap*
*crowns the wurk wiffa pear of antiperill googlols*
there – now u can lukkat the bebbeh otter!
BEBBEH OTTER!!!! BEBBEH OTTER!!!!!
*faints from teh kewt*
1 dussint simpleh look at bebeh otturs…
It’s fluffe fur bees garded bai moar dan jes paws.
Der is kjootnis der, dat does nawt sleeps.
adn da beeg aiz bees ebber playful.
It bees a splortin siet, riddlod wif sighs adn awees adn melts.
da berry fur u snorglols issa dangerus fluff.
nawt wif tenfousand dukky taeps cud u stops dis.
It is Splortin!
*slides fainting couch under Martoonie*
*gets anotter case of teh ducky taep wif bebbeh otters on*
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*snaps on a CHRG WDOI anna 50′s bathing cap*
*crowns the wurk wiffa pear of antiperill googlols*
there – now u can lukkat the bebbeh otter wehn u unfaint!
Behbeh ottah, du yu wantz tu plae in teh snoe?
Kom ova mai haus.
Wowee, dat’s sumfing. Epic sno awn eest koast dat eeben Minisoda cannut match! R der az menny trubblols in Konnecticutt wif teh kleenup az der R in Gnu Yawk?
wuz bad teh las storm (wen our haus ddint get soe musch butt(!) otter partz awf teh stayt did. Tudae, hole staytz gettun nailed. aiz in mai haus snug adn warm. fud in teh fridge.
Mai bruvver iz in Gnu Joisee an dey hadz 24 inchez teh lass thyme. Nawt eeben close tu teh 32 oar 34 dat dey gawtz in sum partz ob Massa choosettz. Izza epic yeeryeeryeer, aifinkso! Staye warmm an ai hopes dat yoar powre holdz owt!
Wow! Wish we had that hier.
yurz wuz last yeer! dis yere, deyz nawt missen us!
No sno in ar part of Coloramado. They haz ar sno. Fine wif me. Don’t wan it bak, kayfanks. O, an Kan u take teh minis 10 degrees, tu?
otterly deliteful otter
Yu kno, dat paw luks so hand-like. Iz dat an opposzabul fumb I see dere? Ut-oh.
yesh – you shuld watch dem wash adn eat dere foods. Ai watched sum in da aquarium in Oreygun sum yearz back.
OMG THAT IS SO CYOOT … my brain asploded.
OMG!:)so cute!is it legal to own an otter?it better be!:/