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OOFF! Maed it!
Dis wurm hole needz teh biggur dore!!!
OOOF dat wuz tuff!
GMTA anni !! Congatiteshulashuns on yur nawt sekkund!
congrats anni and TTC awn ur tye fo nawt sekkund! Conga Conga Conga!
Thx JK!
Thx TTC! We hab a tye!
tye tye tye; dans dans dans; here’z yur hawt chokklit adn cukkie anni ! injoi !
Thx TTC!
conga-rats tu yu, anni and TTC fur yur thai!
dis kitteh resembls toothpaste fo sum reesun!
Donut skweeze in deh middlol !
An doan leeb teh capp awf!! Kitteh wil drye upp!
*snerk*
Nd fur CC’z saik, du nawt lebe skwishez ina sink.
Becuz wunse reeleest, kin nivver b reeternd frum wense it kayme.
Play-doh kitteh takes shape.
Deh molecurlol theery wuld indeekate dat diz kitteh iz maed nawt onlee ob sollid adn likwid, but awlso ob gas
[hold up paw]
Datz wut dey awl sez *holds nose*
*Nawt sure whose nose just held*
[czechs nose] – nope
[czechs TTC's] – nope
Hmmm…
[shrugz]
Hoo nose?
Id wuz bai doze! Plz tu led goh! kthgz
*holds opposablol fumb tween nawt sekkund adn furd finner* ai gawt yur noooooseee…………..
GMTA
Hay! Gimme mai opposablol fumb bak! *hrmph* Eberybuddy’z grabbin eberybuddy elsiz bodee partz arownd heer!
Oh!
Iz dat nawt allowed?
*zzzzip* [wanders tew NB]
*zzzzip???????*
*followz NC66 tu NB*
Omai…
*hoaldz fae’s tayl sew az nawt tu be lawst in teh brite lite an folloes tu NB*
*poink*
[holds fumb between fingurz]
Gawt yer nose! Gawt yer nose!
[runzawfgiggloling]
*heerz teh myoosik frum teh Twilite Zone in hurz hedd*
We iz awn a role tuday ! fink itz a kaiser.
Aifink mebbe dis kitteh needz tu reelees sum gas tu fit thru teh door!
Ai wuud hatez tu bee awn te baksyde ob dat exit! Kwik, sumbunny lite a match!
NO!!! bee kareful….lyke a hawt ayr baloloon, it will rise adn fawl….!
*Uh hyooj eggsloshun iz herd fru owt Cheezland*
Well, sints kitteh’s consistency iz in kwestchun,
it culda bin an eggsloshun.
[picks up kitteh]
*slosh* *slosh* *slosh*
See?
Yu gotta poynt der. Ai guesses mebbe mai finnerz nawt soe stoopy affer awl!
Ohyesh! Amberle’s bellee goez *slosh* *slosh* *slosh* wen yu jigglol it!
Yeerz ago, we had to giv subcutaneous fluids to owr kitteh, Manny. He wud kwite literally go *slosh slosh slosh* (complete wif teh sloshing noise) afterward until himz bodee absorbified teh fluids.
It wuz teh weerd.
Skweezin throo teh catflap maeks hims furz awl shynee!
Iz sew shinee, it luuks awlmoast….erm…..fayke!
do u?
Ai nawt noez, butt (!) teh hole fing luuks razzer cartoon-ish tu mee.
Weeeell, if we go bakk tu deh moleculolor theerie az diskussed erlier, it iz possiblolly eyeonz dat am reflekting awf deh kitteh hayr, due tew deh eggstreme pressure ob deh “skweeze”….whew!
Taht wuz slick wurk
Ai can has Hefty Kat Door, pleez? KTHXSKWEEEEEEEZZPOPBAI!
http://www.hitecpet.com/heftycat.html
Ai needz dis foar mai Miha. Butt (!) pleez tu nawt cawling it teh Hefty Kat Door in hurr presents, otay? Hurr awlwayz sez “Ai nawt fatt, ai juss beeg boned.”
Nawt oberwate! Unnertawl. Yesh, beeg, skwishee, floofy bonezez!
Mai kitteh sez:
Nuh uhhhhh!
Ai yam sew in shape.
Rownd iz too a shape.
*whispers to NC*
*whispers bak tew ILC*
*snerk*
Dat ama gudwun!
*stix posty-noat awn brayn*
Luuks a lot liek mai Amberle!
Put down that stupid camera and help me, I’m stuck!
Do u want me 2 poosh oar pull?
Ai saye pull….kitteh iz awlmoast fru. Pushin wuud bee lyke tryin tu gett toofee payst bakk in teh toob.
Can’t we dew bof?
[cawls Dr. Dolittle]
Wun uv us pullz frum teh frunt end uv teh kitteh an sumwun els pooshiz frum teh uvver end!
An den, and den, wunce kitteh is fru, hurr flyz akrawse teh ruum lyke hurr shott owt ob a cannen!
Ai wantz tu be at deh frunt end kthnxbai
Not only were cats alive and dead at the same time, now they’re liquid and solid at the same time!
schrodinger’s cat iz con-fuzed !!
i thinks that kitteh furgot to say “when”
It’z nawt ebbrywuns cup ob tee !!
Juss notissed dat it iz awlreddee Caturdai heer! Tiem Ai wuz in bed. G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite!
Catsh a gud nite’z sleap, Anni !!
nite nite anni- shleep well!
I remember this kitteh, he got put on a diet shortly after this picture was taken.
kittehs is plazma.
Oh my God. Does no one know how to type on this site?
ai si en ur stayt uv meloncawleh urz dyit werz teh furst ting teh go
(facepawlm)
iz okai
livun en teh twenches takz itz towl awn kayrn bowt tings
buwt at weast it makz uv luk soopur speshil when aktually tryun tu bei purrrdy dar hawt stuf
K THX. Here are your Infinity Noms Magic Card ChipZ [0] [0]
Now, I realize at some point I thought it would be funny to teach my wonder pit how to beg and play dead and all sorts of interesting stuff just to see if it could be done, which that same Spirit in turn lead to me writing pappa bear about the general trajectory the storyline of history was taking in a post 9/11 world in the face of technology that would seemingly allow me to do really cool stuff with it if used properly otherwise, anyway, that’s neither here nor there, but it does bring me to the fact that I have once again seemingly over-succeeded in outlandish and unthinkable ways I wasn’t even remotely trying to succeed in the first place while harboring ulterior HAARP-pseudo-scaping motives.
Sure, this conversation is happening on lolcats at the same time we’ve got Putin singing and Obama just handing it off to Bill directly, but at no point did I ever intend to involve any actual real people in intimate ways as that is…was not even on the radar of my comprehension, consideration, or interest, but it’s obviously not because all the people that seem to have applied whatever model of behavior aren’t stand out examples of beauty and intelligence (some more so than others) to begin with. It’s like duh. Some things go without saying. When you’re pretty, everyone knows you’re pretty, you know you’re pretty, so who cares? It’s a given…unless it is being applied to something good/useful/valuable, then you give that natural-born gift worth in different directions. And that’s how I analyze the use of various powers various people have and have created or been blessed with.
But back to the escape – what I werz trying to do is keep adding layers to the blanket until the blanket finally became so irritated with itself f7cking up the storyline of history instead of helping/facilitating it as I just have a bad habit of doing for things by default in that ‘if it were me’ kind of thinking having never been down or conceived ever being a ‘have not’ in the world….
…so I kinda never expected some things to take so long or go the directions that they didn’t…
But the noms are for caring, patience, tolerance, and creativity and general “Goodness” in example in exchange for the huge nuisance like life-impact footprint that seems to accidentally follow and track down everything that captures my mind and life enough to mention.
But congrats on your nawt sekund attrwactiveness or whatever too I guess.
Long story.
Sigh.
Remember to only use Your new-found and not-yet-fully-appreciated-yet magic powers of association for Good!!!
K. THX. I would say don’t spend it all in one place, but in this case that’s impossible.
I need an lolcat psychiatrist. This is who-knows-what in a world built on some crazy WWII military-based spy mindsets. That I am making discuss the most incomprehensibly pressing issue as cats?
Yeah, that works.
I was actually going for just keeping complete authoritative control over myself and not actually causing any real-world effect except in citing believed/seen-to-be-superior-from-a-distance archetype/examples, but then the world got really weird and I still haven’t reset my goals and ambitions after having pretty much every possible surrounding contextual part of my life that didn’t previously make sense for 30 years suddenly go “Oh.”
Ow.
Yeah, still not sure being sold into things that aren’t what they’re labeled as is ideal when the moral of this story is about people and labels and the truth versus random constructs designs on it, but I digress.
Not that it’s not completely flattering, but until I’m far, far, far away from the present beyond-worst-nightmare associations and surrounded by people that appreciate what I’ve created and am on the inside far beyond the vessel and painfully shallow frequencies of so many others I’ve chanced across have shown, I’ll just keep my friends platonic, my intentions noble, and a general war-time air of disconcern about my 8-pack at the moment.
Whatever the bad, at least there is so much Amazing Good to offset it compared to most. And I’m a noticer at Heart.
At least he still made it through… LOL
My cat kept getting stuck so I had to seal ours up, (it was a small doggie door which is bigger than the kitty doors and he still got stuck!)
plazmah kitteh iz charjin daer lazuh!
its a lolsquid!