
Oh wut a tangulled web we weev wen furs we pwactis 2 steel ur soul
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Oh wut a tangulled web we weev wen furs we pwactis 2 steel ur soul
nothin’ but net, kitteh!
*Schwish*
*Unravels plan B*
ohai pj! aifinkso we has a tangul!!
Con yarn ations Tessm and Pjperry, fur ur nawt sekind tye!!! Fast fingers!
Ohai, tessm! Fanks, MamaCat! Con yarn alations to keshet two!
aifinks i juss skweekt in undur teh wyre.
oh yesh yesh yesh! keshet too! fankees mama cat!
a littlol halp heer, plskthx!
It’z knotting to wurrie abowt !!
Ware r de heevil minyons wen u need a liddlol halp? Deu beddur knot b laffin!!
And den we knit 2 an perl 1 an wrap u awl up!
Off to bed, to dream tangled dreams…
You hassa yarning? Nitey, MamaCat!
mebbe u knit up teh ravell’d sleev uv care?
Lolcat speak does not equal baby speak. No self-respecting lolkitteh would say “pwactis”.
Ok, now, if yer dun laffin, get me owt ov dis stuff!
it wuz juss suppost tu bee a simplol littlol skeen fur wurld dommynayshun.
Has yu seed teh Gnu Yeer Rezilooshuns klekshun?? Dey left owt awl teh impoartint wuns, liek sleepin moar, an hassing lawts ob cheezcaeks, an bubblol baffs, an stufs.
Teh Cheezis bee implyn dat wiis tu
fattfloofee, an dat wii eets tu mennee noms, an dat wii gots noe mussels.Hmph! Ai gonna hassing a ufendid.
Rite aftur ai hassing dis cheezcaek. Anna napp.
It takes me forever to read through this LOLspeak but I must say that while I’m trying to read it I’m smiling. It’s very cute!
an eksellent plan!
I leave for a year, come back and lol speak has drifted so far that I hurts to read it. Sigh.
Shaem awn yu foar stain awae sew lawng, den!
Ifn yu’d staid, yu’d hab driftid wif teh resst ob uz an nebbur eeben noetisst teh
assimmillayshunsinnebitul ebbolooshuns ob teh langwij. Welcumin bak!An baffing maiself. Muss b byootifull.
Having known a cat that had a choking accident when it panicked trying to get free of some string (which was still attached to the item of clothing that had become frayed, so it was just a tiny bit of string), this worries me.
Thank you! I’m glad someone said it.
Please don’t be amused by any pictures on this website. Please don’t take them for face value, giggle, feel a little better about this absolutely horrid world in which we live, and move on.
Please add context to pictures about which you know little–assuming the worst is always the best idea.
Thank you! Optimism is so icky. I can’t believe that we allow it on the internet. That might just shut down the planet.
How about no?
A witty retort, my dear ellipses. Very well thought-out and planned to the utmost.
I applaud your chutzpah.
A wild Tangela appeerz!
O whut a tanguld web we weeve
When furst we praktis to deseeve -
But when we’ve praktised for a spell
We find we weeve it pritty well.
This kinda looks like my aunt’s cat, Tao. Of course, his brother’s a Russian Blue named Dar. (BeastMaster FTW). This is just plain cute.
This looks just liek my kitteh!
basement cat haz 2 jobs: knitting and steeling souls