
“Sprinkle liberally til they cover the entire area”
-excerpt from Crazy Cat Lady’s Guide to Living
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“Sprinkle liberally til they cover the entire area”
-excerpt from Crazy Cat Lady’s Guide to Living
Liek a dose ov cats.
Dose or overdose??? Conga-rats on yor furthest form last plaes OCM!!! Heer, hav sum chonklit troofles an sordid sweetys an stuff to wash tehm down wif xx
Congrats, OCM!
Fanks, Annipuss.
U can tell dis guy relee hayts cats, rite?
Poztiffly allllerjik, pass teh antihiss…antyhiz….teh medsin wot stopz yer snoozlin!
Yup, him lukks reel angree abowt dem kittehs bein dere.
“Geditoff! Geditoff!”
“Geditoff! Geditoff! Gedi….zzzzzzzzzzzzz….”
Reely miserablol…
Moar kittehs kneaded, stat!
..datz y demz oul ova himz…
Kitteh seasoning – mayks lief tastyer.
…..An yor gushifuds mor full ov floof (coff, spit, pleh)….
Mai fuds an bevriggiz always seems to hab teh floof, eben wen kittehs nawt arownd.
Dey haff speshul minyons round wot keep baskits ov spaer floof for puttin in fuds an dinks wen ur not lukkin so you fink wot it cant be yor kitteh…or shud i keep taekin teh tablits to stop me thinkun tihs way????
ai haz wun ob those minyons in mai hous tu ai gues, mai wun is alwais leabin teh floof on mai black clothez
adn on teh cleen lawndry wenn ai fink diz ober…..
hmmmm….
Iffn yu nawt finks taht way, hao will yu see teh minions to tip tehm? Minions gotta eet, yknoe!
An mayks the bankie wurk betta…
*squirm*
Oh noes!
Gotta peeeeeee!!!!
Addid fibur, 2!
ohai OCM!
Salt awn teh left, Pepperkorn on teh rite, adn Nutmegg in teh midlol
Aifinkso is Crazy Cat Lady’s Guide to Loving. Kittehs are love wiff furs.
Kat-lady heeting pads.
Or iz it heetin pads for kittehs?
*sedate hoomin til sleepin, use as bed*
@@@@ U bin reedin teh kitteh manyooal foar winter?
my goggie leiks tu snugglol wif mee, speshulolly in teh winturs.
Best cure ever. One on the chest, one on the groin and one on the feet.
ahhhh! floof blankits r teh best!
Adn dey has teh speshul massajin feechur! *purr*knead*purr*
butt (!) ai kan stil see sum uv teh hooman! bedder sprinklol a few moar kittehs wan dere!
*nods* Cood fit at leest fiev more!
Mai massajin feetcher onlee wurks a few sekkinds an den stawps. Needz repair.
Hmmm. Ai hoap teh wonkiness uv teh pikshur-postifyin skedyuul goezaway wiffakwikness.
Being confuzzloled in teh gnu yeer – do not want.
Dis be my dreem man, I finkso!
Teh kittehs obvyuslee lyk him, an him obvyuslee lyks teh kittehs.
**SWOON**
LOL – ai diddint eben see teh man before.
hunee, ai iz cowld. putawn sum moar kittehs!
Dis cud be mi hous! Jes ad moar kittehs!
This isn’t even worth a chuckle. I am so angry right now!
Taek too kittehs adn call us in teh moaning
@@@@@! Gud wun CB! Nao, less go hab sum caek!
Ohai, ilc! Caek sownds gud. Adn mebbe a nise cuppa hawt chonklit [_])
*grabz ilc’s paw adn heds fore teh braekroom*
where to getz dis book, Crazy Catlady’s guide to living? Duz it reeely xsist? I wish it did! I lub it!!!!
… LUCKY !
Equal time for crazy cat GUYS!!!
(I share my room with six cats- they let me stay as long as I provide food, water, and clean the litterbox)
only 3. we has 5 an 1 doggie
3, 2, 1…
Jump!
Cats flying overall.