
Basement Cat helps with your New Year’s diet resolution
I ate ur Lucky Charms and left u the Cracklin Oat Bran. Ur welcom.
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Basement Cat helps with your New Year’s diet resolution
I ate ur Lucky Charms and left u the Cracklin Oat Bran. Ur welcom.
Picture by: Catparent604
Verree halpful kitteh!
Conga-Oat-Branz, Anni!!!
Thx mai cween – Ai muss trie nawt 2 eet so mutch 2!
[bownsiz awp tew the tawp ob teh lol]
[rikoshays awf annipus]
*BOING*
Thotfull kitteh am berry thotty!!!
Yew beddur Chex yorself kitteh.
Udderwise ai iz gonna taiks (wunna) yor Lifes.
And…Mikey woan bii ablol tew halp yew.
[noms Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs]
deyr kinda bland til u scuup sum shooger awn em!
MFFPBTH!!
S-SW-SW-SWEET!
Ohai STS. [Extrends floofy paw in frwendship]
ohai nc66! plzed tu meatcha! [extends feelerz bak] lubz teh calvin & hobbes ref!
wayt?! didja juss rekomend nc ad shoogur tu hims choklit frostid shoogur bawmbs??
[starts bownsiz awf wahlz]
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*Cawlllz nine-elebenty*
Hallo??? plz tu sending fyremenz!
No, wii nawt haz fiyre!
Wii haz a bouncing NC!!
Dat am eben more werser dan a fyre!!!
*BOING*
[stealz cheezpeep catchy fing from loclol fyre stayshun]
*BOING*
*BOING*
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Calvin duz!
Calvin n Hobbes! OMG ai has been traiyin tu figger owt ware ai has red dat befoar! LOLoL
Bwaaaah! Gitz in dacar! Itza cereal killur!
I kin nawt beeleef day hee eighted dat leppereekahn!! Heem a cereal leeperkahn killur. I wunner iffin hee yelled furst …
KKKKkkkkaaaaaahhhhhhhNNNNNNN!!!!
Tu bee sure, tu bee sure
RUN! RUN!!!!! Ai don’t laik cereals at awl!!!
But dey aer gud fur u!
CARBS!!!!! AWWWK!
*runs away wif kwickness*
[bownsiz awf jehkeycat]
*BOING*
Owww!
Mai fealings are hurt!
U not stay to talk to mii!
Naow iffen Ai can only gets BC to halp out with da leftober candy, nuts, and pastries.
Wut am dis “leftober” candy, nuts, and pastries uv which u speek???
[bownsiz awf teh cween]
*BOING*
*BOING* [Nao yoov gawt mi doeng it
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Hey!!! U git bak heer!!! *chases after NC66*
*BOING*
[howlds hands wif PB and MJ]
Yew can dew it. Awl yew hab tew do it fink ob uh wunnerful thot.
*BOING*
Happy Gnu Yeer!!!!elebenty!!!
Hoppy noo yearz!!!
*Boing!*
*bounces by*
POING!!!
cracklin oat bran taste quite gud aksualy.
Yes, if he was being cruel, he’d have left All Bran.
Himz a regular commedian
[kerrangs awf COYM & LBD]
*boing* *boing*
[eets All Bran adn iz jet propelled]
*boingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboing*
Ohai, nc! You certenlee has a spring in yer step tonite!
[grabz PJ's hand adn fink ob flannlol]
*BOING*
NC haz gon BOING-kerz !! NC haz gon BOING-kerz !!
* nd dairs nuffin rawng wib a littlol bit ob taht
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*coems in tu CheezLand an gits dizzy watchin NC bownsin arown all ober teh playse*
*hans owt whack-a-mole hammurs tu ebbrywun*
Ai lykes me sum Cracklin Oat Bran fur snakks
Duznt halp, Putleykitteh, I lublublub kraklin ote bran!
*sigh* OMG teh PLEH HOWSWERK wuz werse den aifawt…
won’t hafta du dis agen fur a weekweekweek!!1!
Butt(!) awl teh dishiz am dun, teh flor am pikt up an swept, moastlee, teh bafroomz kleen, an teh bedrumz kleen. Garbij am in teh dumpstur, noo bag in teh kan, kritter kayjiz am kleend, kritterz am fed, an koffee iz kookin!
Nd larst tiem yoo did teh howswerk wuz LARTST YEER ??
Yup! “Larst” yeer!
I doant benember it am sew hard as last yeer!
*grone* oy vey, aifinksew ai needz tu hit the haw tub!
(Hawt tub am nyse, butt(!) It am tuuuu koald tu get owt ob it!)
Dat’s ok kitteh. I gotten u diet crunches an tossed all yur treats. Yur welcome.
Nd a Happy Hoppy Niu Yeer tu Owr Beluvved Cween * Schmoo
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Sumtiems yoov gawt tu bee gruel tu bee kynd !! * Happy NY, TMJ
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Awlways make shur ur litter box is struckshurly re-enforsed if you eats da cracklin oat bran!
Hey we like Cracklin Oat Bran
Good kitteh! I luvs teh Cracklin Oat Bran!
Aaaaahhhhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!1elebenty!!
OMG Ai has ben laffin an laffin soooooooo bery mutch @ NC bein awl haipurr an TMJ sneekin in the dyet treetz!
*sighs happily*
Yu gize am sewwwww funnehh!!!
*GASP!*
Now that’s evil!
That used to be my job.