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Maus neadz werk!
Alown, alown awl, awl alown!
Conga-mausies on ur nawt sekund- time to brake owt shampers?
Thx lcv! Aifink Ai’ll wayt till minnite fur teh sham payn, thx!
Its always midnite sumwehr Anni! Happy Noo Yeer ennybuddy who is 9 hours in front of TTI. Ai finkso dat’s bits of Horse Trail Year and maybe also Japan. An udder places. Mai lack of geographimical prescishun, let me show u it.
Ohai SJ, haus teh itchees? Ai bleev ginantonix is verree gud fur releevin tehm. An choklit.
Itchees is gettin bedderer, fanks. Awl scabby nao, which is apparentlee a gud fing. Nawt an attractive fing, certainlee, but supposed to be a sign dat teh wurse is over.
Nao mermber wot Maggi Fatcher to teh myners: It’ll neber get well if yu pikkit!
Badumm tissh!!
Awww I is sorry that U has the ouchies. How U iz?
Fankies 2_k – ai’m gettin bedder. Ai gawt teh chikken pawcks awn Chrismas Eve an ai bin itchy eber since. Butt (!) ai finkso ai’m awn teh mend now.
(oh, an eberybuddy who finks you can’t get teh chikken pawcks twice – u can. Trust me awn dis)
Yoo DINT!
An ai beleeved yoo cudn’t get it twice.
Ai did hav it wehn a wuz littlol – ai thot ai wuz SAIFE.
An oh – martoonie – on top ov EBREETHING else – we’re watching a Dr. HOO marathon rite nao on BBC America!
Yup dat’s wut ai fort too! Ai fort teh doktor must be jokin! But ai had it when ai wuz 7 – an nao ai gotted it again. An is no more fun second time rownd, let me tell u!
OoooOOOOoooo – which Doctor?
David Tennant. Mai FURST doctor!
Butt – in teh meenwile, ai’ve seen sum ov teh otters, too.
An ai just found out – yesterday – teher wuz a Dr. Hoo movie – wif Peter Cushing!!
Cawled – something laik – Erth Invasion.
Ai havn’t seen it – but nao ai think ai must!
Oh yesh, dat is an oldie. Butt – heer is another HYOOJ coincidence, guess what is on teh TV rite nao Janet!!!
TEH SOUND OB MOOSIC!!!!
Ai just turned it awn and tehr it wuz!
Ohai Janet of deh many kittehs how U iz? Not has seen U in a long time, but then I has had a busee 2.
Ai noe! Ai haz bin too bizzee.
Ai must maek teh taim to com heer moar offen, becuz ai luv it moar than enething – an awl teh moast wunderfull frenz ai’ve made heer.
Ai’m going to post this – an tehn tell teh tale ov mai kittehs.
Ai had just teh four. Barney, Fin, Fiona an Cinders.
Then, a fyoo munths ago, ai wuz babee sitting TigerLily fur a frend hoo wuz traveling. An – she dint want hur bak!! Shez a reelee prittee littlol kitteh – but a bit lowd an demandeing.
She’z still heer.
An she shtole Mary0Spckn’s hart wehn she wuz visiting heer in Joolai.
So waht cud ai doo?
And tehn – much to mai grate sorrow – Cinders died – veree suddenlee – a week ago today. She wuz seeminglee fine teh day befoar. An then – she wuz breathing too hard so ai tuk hur to the Vet. HOo luked at hur, gave hur sum shots, took an x-ray – an sed she shud be awlrite soon.
An hardlee two hours layter – she wuz – *sniff* – gasping fur breth – an ai cud tell she wuz dying. *leekee aies*
An she died in teh carrier awn the way bak to the vet.
Maor in teh neggst commint.
but there – in the Vets offiss – in a cage in teh VERREE same spot ai had found Cinders – wuz a prettee dark orinj kitteh – naymed Morris. About 4 oar 5 yeers old – an verree frendlee.
He’d bin there for 8 MUNTHS! Peeple laike him, but they awl alreddee had too mennee kittehs.
So ai went hoam – an thot about it – an teh neggst morning ai went bak an got him.
An hee iz a reel sweetee py! an haz – in this awlmoast a week nao, maed hisself rite at hoam! An he getz along well wif teh odder kittehs, too.
Ai thot – waht bedder thing cud ai possiblee do fur mai sweet Cinders – tahn to honor her memree bai giving another kitteh a luving hoam.
So hee iz nao Cinderz kitteh.
An ai guess ai shud be JanetCanHas5Kittehs, but – ai laik teh 4!
Ohai, JCH4poyt Fybe Kittehz!
Cinderz Kitteh will
habz wunndurrfull 4ebburr
Hoam wiff Ur famblee!
Tawm Baykurr amz still
mah faybritt Dawturr Hoo, butz
Dayvidd Tennant’z cloass!
Mennee Mayrathawnz
2day. ‘Twylyte Zone’ and ‘Dawkturr
Hoo’. Hawrd 2 mayke choyss!!
Dayr’z a grayt clip awn
‘YooToob’ wiff Dayvidd Tennant
andz Cafferenn Tayt!!!
Jack.
Ohai, ebbeewunz!
Heer’z the YooToob leenk.
h ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxB1gB6K-2A
U mayz needz 2 Cutz & Paysst.
It’z wurrff t3h effurtz!
Jack.
I has some how eggscaped from the pox of the chicken, not had it eben once. Crosses pawz.
U can has mine, if u want. No?
Ok guyz awl dis talk of itchies is makin me itchy so ai’m awf to spend some qualitee time wif mai bottlol of calomine lotion. Be gud, has fun, an Happee Noo Yeer to eberybody!!
(((((martoonie)))))
Me tu! Teh doks sai myte hab gotten im-yoo-ni-tee frum mai mom hoo haddem 3x an teh german meezlz 2x awl befoar ai wuz bornd. Hur yoost tu SEND meh ober to howses ware teh kidz haddem sew aid geddem an ai nebber did…
*krosses pawz tu*
I gibs choclit truffles and red shooz wid shiny patent leatherz to makez your mood bettah, now get well soon k..
SHOOOOZZZZZ!!!!!! Oh mai favrit fings. Well, and teh choklit. Fang q an Happy Noo Yeer!!!
Ai singed dis song jus yeztidai didn ai?
Conga-Rats-N-Meeces Anni! I still habs lots of krissmuss candees to share
Thx TH – diss iz teh ownlee plaes Ai can hab lossa candees! Noe carbs heer!
Dis kitteh needz werk tuu! Mebbe we kin do sum net werk ing.
Yoo hiyurd!!
But onlee if teh mouse halps me spewl rite!
Oh mausie- ai will hire u! Butt watch owt for kittehs…
Mausie prolly shudn’t volunteer tu werk in deh howsez wif kittehz. Nawt a reel smart move.
Toxic werk playce- ai can haz it tew.
From the larss LOL
cween — I doan hab any carrots to spare or yoo would hab it!
oh, fankeez traysee!!! {{{TH}}}
am u gonna kum tu deh parayd tomorrow??? I ben werking on sumfing speshul…… I giv u a hint …. elolefantz!!
OOOO…lubs eloloefants!
Yup! I will bee heer. From werk (pleh!) but I plan to ride my float.
Ai will bee there, too!
Mai float is awlmost dun.
But ai will be wawking behind it.
Petunia sed she wud bee glad to pull it foar me.
[danglolz karot in frunt ob teh cween]
*oopsie*
Ai dropped it in yor profile.
Duz yew sii it lying arownd there sumware?
Oh mausie, u can has mai job if u want it – ai don’t finkso ai want it any more. All u gots to do is push water uphill 24 howrs a day, find a cure for canser, deliver whirled peas, fit a skware peg into a rownd hole, split teh atom an den put it back togevver again, find a way to do teh work of 20 people wif only 10 people while telling dose 10 people dat tehy cannawt has a raise oar enny time awf, an be happy dat nobuddy eber sez fang q butt onlee moan about wut u has nawt dun yet.
Hmm, ai fink ai kno wut mai Noo Yeer’s revolution shud be…
{{{{{{{martoonee}}}}}}} u sownd like u needz deh hug.
Fankies ur cween-ness. Ai’m either going to has to get a noo job, or learn to shoot straight. In teh meantime, can ai offer anyone a choklit martoonie?
Yes pleez!
Here ya go, traysee! Cheez!
OHAI martoonie! Happy Noo Yeer!
an mennee hugs!
Janet! Schmoooo!!!!! an happy noo year!
Hao verree odd to find yoo heer – rite nao! Teh furst nayme ai saw.
Ai wuz just looking at mai address buk – and thinking ai mite call yoo and say “Happy New Yeer!
Reelee – hardlee too minnits ago!
*eeeree mewsik is herd sawftly playing. . . *
Oh – an teh choklit martoooooooooies! Thanks!
*sip sip sip sip* YUM!
*sip sip sip sip SLUUUUUUUUP!*
Mai – that wuz reelee gud!
Ar there moar?
ob corse – ai mixes dem in a bukkit! Sofistikayshun is mai middlol name!
Bukket? Iz dat where teh walrus shud be lewking?
Nawt dat bukkit. Honest.
*kicks bucket under table out of sight*
Nawt to werree!
Ebree wun noes itz DMarie hoo reelee hazzit!
spoookie!!!! Ai shuddn’t be heer at awl – ai wuz supposed to be away for Noo Yeer. Butt den ai gawt teh pocks so ai had to stay home.
*goosebumps*
*sip sip sip sip* Ahhhhhh. . .gives mee teh strenght to go awn!
Thank yoo!
Did yoo noe?? Tidmum gave me – FLOOFEE GREEN NIKERS!
LOL! She sed they were hard to find!
But nao – ai hav mai VERREE OWN~
*sprays choklit martoonie awl over screen*
Bwahahahaaaa!!!!!!
Ebery girl shud have a pair…
Ai ware tehm wif PRIDE!!
Ai’ll bet enething – awlmost – ai’m teh awnlee wun in awl ov the USA hoo haz tehm!
No wonder teh country’s in teh state it’s in – inadequate knikkers! Ai shall rite to teh Prezzydint immediately.
*snerk*
Yesh…fawr tu menne ppl heer warin nikers dat am tu tyte…
Oar wurse yet, warin no nikers at awl an gowin kommandoz!
Fank yu fur maykin teh wurld a bedda plays tu sit!
gittin a noo jawb mayd mee much happyur. {{{matroonie}}}
gewd luk wif whut evur opshun yoo chooz!
Fanks keshet! Happy noo yeer!
Happy Birtday Keshet!!!
fankies maree! fankies martoonie!
Happee, happee burfday.
*Brings beeg boukay ov sunnee flowers to briten up Keshet’s dai*
adn a Happee Nyoo Yeer to, to yu adn ebberwun
http://cheezburger.com/View/4312390656
*snorgle*
Happee Birfdai Keshet!
Heer, ai wuz in teh braekrum urleer cuz
ai kant stawp futzin wif teh trollzai wuz hungree an ai hab sum caek!Yew gawt 10 peeplolz?!?
LUCKY!
Happy Gnu Yeer martoonie!
Happy Noo Yeer to u too! Ah well, ai guess if it wuz fun, dey wudn’t need to call it “werk”…
Thymes r tuff everywhere, mausie.
Cattails! Hooray fur yur frunt page! Reelee cyoot!
An Happee Noo Yeer!
I lubbed deh stories of your gnu kittehs! Has you updated your profile with their pictures. Gib dem tummy rubs and chin skritches frum me
Ten Q Janet. N tanks for sharing teh lovely storee uf ur kittehs. Made mi eyes leakee for ur sad and ur joy. Wish u a whirled of happiness wif ur gnu fur bebeh.
Cattails dis am sutch a kyooot skweee LOL
Gud Job, yo!
Him luks a liddlol lyk mai ratbebeh Michelangelo!
Thanks, ILC. I have had several berry cyoot ratbebehz too. They are sooo smart and curious and affekshunate. Berry gud pets, aifinkso!
Yesh, ai has wun dat fetchez himz ball an liklikliks meh eber tym he seez meh, an anudder wun hoo runz awai wen ai wawk bai, unlesh him finks ai haz noms…
i hassa majik mowse fur my compyootur, butt butt aifinks i culd yooz a skweee mowse tu.
Hippo gnu year, Ozcatmum!!!! and all the otter west aussies!!
*opens a bottlol of shampers*
Skål!!
*perks up*
Shampers?
Um, any going spare? Ai kno is only ten past fore in TTI butt – is midnite sumwher!
is midnite in Perth!!
Happy New Year….and Fankees foar teh shampers, Nennepus!
PROSIT!
CHEEZ!
CHEERZ!
Oh boi! Wii iz openin champers nao? Ai gawt sum.
Happy Gnu Yeer eberywun!!!
o_'{_}|=|. ' | |o . o o |@|. o _o_._'_ /___\o_.__'\~~~~~/ |=2 |\~~~~~/ '-.-' |=0 |'-.-' | |-1 || _|_ |_1_|_|_ `"""` |_._|jgs `"""` `"""`oooh – bubblols!!!
Yay! izz nawt eben noon heer yet butt wat teh hay!
*raizez glarse* Salud, amor y pesetas, y tiempo para disfrutarlos!
*clinkee glarses*
*haz an impresst* Awsum!!!
OHAI bf473! an a moast happee noo yeer to yoo, too!
Ohai {{{{{Janet}}}}} sew guud tew see u!
Oh nativca66!! Happee NOo Yeer to yoo!
Yoo ar just TOO GUD!!!
{{{NC66 }}} fankeez fur deh karot
and deh shamperz!!!
Berry berry clebber, Nca66!!
ai lubs teh bubbls hapee gnu yeer
THAT’S NOT A MOUSE!!!! THAT’S A (very cute) RAT!!!
Iz otai. Iz berry bersitile ratt!
Ai nawt finkso him hazza USB conekshun eever, butt(!) hoo cairs?
Shhh is improofin our werkplayce dyvursity.
Wundermous idea, TJ!
Cute beyond words!
Hooray fer hour frend Cattails, anuvver grate FP!!!!!!!
Fanmks! =D
Ai haz a jobs fur yew mowsie. Ai kin always needs a bakup to mai laptops skrol pad.
Him purty skweeeeeee! Him, kinda luks lyk mai littlol rattie onlee wif teh Dumbo eerz…butt(!) ai has yuzed teh wurd mowse wen ai kapzhund pix ob rats n hamstaz, ai unnastand. It wurkz!
*yoinks bebeh rattiepoo*
*snorgles*
*splort*
*twitches on teh floor*
*peekz wun aye open tu see ifn ennywun am lukkin*
*clozes aye*
Oh noez! ILC haz bin down sum whylolz.
Drives the CCC tew teh scene, drawp free shamper bottlolz alawng teh way. *crash* *tinklol*
Gets owt broom… *sweepy sweepy sweepy* …braynes intew uh pylol.
Rinsez bwaynes wif shampers. *rinse rinse rinse*
The bubblolz ticklol ILC’s fanceez.
Paks bwaynes bak in hed. *pat pat pat*
Replaces hed bones. *click click click*
*Brrrrrrrrrip* Ducky taipz hed bones in place.
Puts awn CHRG w/doi *snap*
*Brrrrrrrrrip* Moar ducky taip.
Wraps ILC in floofy blanky liek uh bebbeh gnu yeer.
Gives choklick possum tew nom awn and hawt choklick tew sip.
Nao rest adn doan lukk at teh cyoot iddlol widdlol itteh bitteh teeny tiny maus foar a whylol.
Omnomnom
Slurpslurp
Ooooooo FANKIES NC! Wow…dat shampers-rins maek mai brayn feel awl fizzeh! Ai lyks!
U ryte, ai shud nawt lukkit teh Dumbo-eerd kyutie…ai will goh luk at mai fat goofeh stinkeh growd-up rat instedz.
so all these non-cat pictures are here instead of on daily squee because it has captions??? or because cheezburger network is prepping for a smooth transition when they close down daily squee and mush it together with ICHC, just like what they did to HCIH?
Hoo noes?? Prehaps u cood arsk dem.
Ai shure hoap nawt Acies, mennee cheesepeeps r nawt awl taht happee wif teh chainge eivver. Ai injoys a happee chayre er buildin er wat eber objekt iz happee butt tehy need dere own paige. ICHC shud bee fer kittehs an uvver furfrends, inn mai opinyun wat noe wun kairs abowt.
Ai kairs two!!
{{{BF473}}}
Itza dumbo rat!
Yes. It is. We have one that looked just like this when he was young.
Happi New Year eberiwun!
Happee noo yeer tew u JK!!
Aww, he can come work for me any day. I have a lot of door hinges that need oiling.
Thanks for the link Jack Deth:-))))
It will be new year in 2hrs and 48 minutes in my part of the world, off to party now!
Happy new year with lots of happy and healthy kittehs everyone!
Happee Nyoo Yeer yodaya!!!
Wear iz yu in teh wurld – in yurup too? Ai iz in fronschland, juss anuvver 2hrs adn 40 minits.
Am dis pawsibblie an wyrelesh maussie? Wit de littol blu lite unnerneef?
Hewwo liddol mowsie.
Kewt.
totally cute caption…
but that’s a rat.
eh, mebbe the economy’s so bad a rat will do a mouse’s job? =)
Thank you…and such a cute rat too!
wat needs werk? i kin use him teh chays teh goggie
Baby rat. Not to be confused with mice.
Testing.