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Luuks liek kitteh iz pretty steemed up abowt it tuu!!
ohai ms kkppm….
jus dont tri 2 fluff an foldz him.
An irony in crease !!
* startsh a wayst faw a byootiflol ornj (bnp) kitteh *
dat kitteh seamz a littel board.
*woowee, woowee* noodle goe 2 da back ob da rume. u haz repeeted a pun aledi in use!
Taht nebber matterz, noodlol !!
Ohai noodle – mai ol’ teechas ust tu tel us tu yuse owr ‘noodle’ wen wii maed teh boo-boos!!
Congrats, Ms Kapow, and ms noodle! We can has silleh danse and silleh noms and sille ly brations! We will iron owt de details later.
Fankees pjp fer awl teh silleh-nesatees ob lief!! Wii awl needz a in-creese in teh sillehs!!
Dair ar daze wen yoo carnt face teh iron
Kitteh iz ‘flat owt liek a lizzurd drinking’!!
nd liek a lizzerd awn teh road … * catshin teh heet, ob corss
*
oar teh pleh narsty yukky cain toad!
oar dis gui:
Ai hald him in hi es steem !! * Ornj iz tawp ob teh list-less yuu fawget *
Congarats, Ms Kapow
Sshhhhh! *wieps steem orf teh ‘pooter skreen* Fankees PB!!
lite on da starch pleeze.
Ohai n congas tu u tuu noodle! *crakks oepn a cayse ob ‘starj liet’ n powrs a glass fer awl teh peeps!*
butt(!) kitteh amz flatternd, awl teh saem..
I think sumwun took awl deh starch owt uv him.
is dis how flatcat gits flat?
nope, flatcat is de-pressed, this cat just board.
Pleez nawt to throw any wrinkles in teh kitteh’s day!
dat wud be eh flat-aot krime!
Plz not to press button fur steam!
.. oar spray
!! * Hee, hee, Liz 
*
Kitteh taeks a catnap sinse shii is nawt pressed fur taim.
LOL
* waivs at Catsablanca * Ohai !! Ai awlais luvz seeign yoo abatar
Ohai PB! *Waivs floofy orinj paw at PB* Ai wuz jest abowt tu ohai u awn wun ov ur commints. Hao wuz ur Catmas? Myne wuz naise, spint it wif famblee. Nastee dae 2dae tho….cowld, raynee, windee.
* waivs agenn !! Hee, hee !! Ai feal liek a chineez happie cat
*
LOLMas waz gud, ait teh rite amownt, gud fambily gavverign !!
Wi can haz 17C / 63F nao at luntshtiem in Melburn !!
Ober in Perf wair OCM libs, tehy can haz 40C / 104F tudai
If teh wind stawps, ai wil go faw a cyclol layter
We has eh blizzahd hear tunite. 20F
adn effen it wuz -40
, it wuddnt mattah!
Ai wunners at wut poynt duz teh temprachur nawt maek a diffrence ennemoar? Duzzint 5 degrees feel teh saem as 15 degrees? Do nawt want!
Um,.,,,,, no 5 degrees duz nawt feel deh sam az 15 degreez. and -20 duzn’t feel deh same az -25. Ben dere, froze dat.
Sownds pane full
Ever notis hao, if yu go owtside in 10 deg. F. (oar colder) wevver, teh inside ov teh nose getsa tickly freezin feelin? 15 deg. doeznawt do it. (To mii, anywayz.)
Hmmm, being frum Floriduh, ennefing beloe 60 is cowld tu mii. Hoep Ai donut has tu faind owt wut y’all is talking abowt.
Yu not missin much, Catsablanca! It waz partlee tohse cold nozes taht konvinced meh to moove bak to NM from Colorado. (Also teh goosebumples on mai follicularly challenged hedd in teh winterz.) Teh Colorado haz much pretti to see, but ai nawt needz teh coldness animoar.
butt snow is pretty.
Troo dat. Snow iz pretti to look at. Owt teh double-pane windoze. Whyle Ai am warmin mai pink toez by teh fireplace, oar under teh letrik blankee. To go out in? Nawt so much, nowadaze. Galumphin arownd in snowshooz useta be lots ov fun. Long tyme ago. Plezent memoreez foar a warm afternoon in teh dezert, nao.
Hee, hee !! Yoor rite tehre, Catena !!
Google: convert 20F to C.
Shoot. Puter froze
Snerk.
Hee, hee
!!
* [Thinks] Wun dai, teh Googlol roabot wil waik up nd replayse us az teh roolerz ob planet Erf
!! Az it lurnz, wee no lawnger yuzify owr memreez !! Sum wil bee left tu bee serbants tu teh Mitey Googlol !! O, nd teh Kitteh Rulerz, obcorss !! [/unthinks]
Ai fink it’ll be iPads. Hubby gotted one fur xmas an already pulled it owt durrin dinner to answer an argument wif teh gogglol serch. Can kitteh use iPad? Amost. Der’s an app fur dat (iPurr)???
An iPad ?? Lukky himz !!
Ai purrfurred it (wen mai memree wuz betta) nd
ai cud sai, “iKnow” !!
Adn heer I thot PB wuz awlwayz in deh Thinks mode. Come tu find owt, himz default am unthinks!!!
Hee, hee
!!
It yoost tu bi sew, mai leeje !!
*
Nao ai keap mai bwayn-waives terned daon
sew teh
aliensgubbermint woant find mee awn tehir thott-detektorz !! * nods n shaiks hed at saim tiemWib ebbrywun plugd intu iPodz nao, tehre’s less n less tihnking goeng awn !!
Nd ai doan wontu bee teh proabed, bi teh gubmint oar teh alienz
!!
*mayks foyull hat fur pb*
[Tihnks] Tihss hat wil kepe mee saif, thx Keshet
[/Thinks]
Aaar, ai had a nunpurrtekted thott
!!
i didunt heer nuthin.
Ai is laet wif tihs commint, butt(!) mebbeh sum1 will reed it adn rememory Yager adn Evans In The Year 2525. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQB2-Kmiic
Iz 47F / 8C heer nao (almoast 9PM). Has u seen teh 20Elebenty Cheezland calendar? Mai kittehs r awn teh cubber! Tehy r teh 4 bebbeh kittehs n teh bawks (tehy r 3 yeers owld nao). Ai has a prowd!
Tehy gro up sew kwikly, donut tehy
??!!
Yesh, wun ov tohse itteh bitteh kittehs nao wayz 18 pownds!
Must hab big tummy bones !!!
Ai traied tu sae shii wuz big boned, butt(!) Mawm sed tehre r noe bones n taht tummy.
conga ratz!
Fanks, Catena!
Oh, adn sorree ur habbing a blizzurd. Wii noe gets snow heer (last taim wuz 1989 adn wuz jest flurreez).
Dats wunnamowse nuus Catsablanca!! Du tehy needz a ajint tu handul awl teh pappa-ratsees n fans?!!
Ari Gold is availablol….
*goo-goo googulols Ari Gold*
*rushiz bak tu thsi poest*
*akts liek ai noes wot ai r tawking bowt*
y yes indeedy pjp – ai fort teh tame ting tuu!
Sry, it’s a merkin obscure show. I juss googulol it too. I fergot how crass Ari was before sindikation.
Still 1 ov may faver it shows. 
Tehy donut need Ari Gold yet….until nao noebuddy new hoo tehy wur. (Nd Ai dint noe hoo Ari Gold wuz til Ai Googloled him.) Butt(!) Ai eggspekt teh fone tu start ringing enne minnit nao. Bailey’s spotty orinj belleh inbites snorgglols.
Speeking ov spottee tummies….ai haz juss put nyoo bebbeh kitteh pics awn mai profiel. *warning!! pretektib hedgeqr rekwired*
Taht’s a pretti adorablol bebbeh! Wehre did kitteh get teh classi spots?? Verri exotic-looking and snorglishus!
Him iz ‘just’ a Tabby, butt(!) Mum iz a Tortiss shell. Berry sweet boi.
Waz berri sikk agen lass nite. Seams okay rite nao.
OO! Sorri to heer teh kitteh was sikk. Getwell wifakwikness, kitteh!
Fankees. If him iz sikk agen tudai ai be taking him tu teh v-e-t
*leeves belleh alone* *gibs gentlol eer skritchens* *sings gud boi song*
Hay, luk at hao hims growign !! Taht belleh nedes snorgling
ooOO! dat belleh duz lewk leik it needs a snorgglol fur shur!
Ai mene, srsly. Hu ironz eh fur?
Effuryone noes teh fur is warsh an ware.
lite awn teh ‘warsh’ effen yu pleis…
kitteh care instrukshinz: spot cleen only (with tung), warm iron as nessessessary.
If you mus, hand warsh in warm water wif mild soap. Do nawt ring or twist. Lay flat to drai.
Mai Victor has hadded 3 bafs in 5 years. 1) Him spilt choclet milk on himself, 2 & 3) him hadded unidentifyabul stinky splotches, and 4) him rolled in furry stinky playce wher teh litterbox usedta was. Silly boicat!
Lawng (adn flat) kitteh iz lawng (adn flat)
butt(!) hangz raond teh iron
!!
Afore teh infenshun of teh iron, big flat kittehs was sumtimes used to press clothes, afinkso.
Taht saonz liek sumfin granmar wud sai
butt(!) ai haz scene tihs faw maiselb
Ai was finkin of teh mooseeum, butt(!) granmars tell of dese fings, too.
Mai granmar wuz wun ob furteen chilldwrenz … hur mumcat mussed
hab had teh fullie ortomatik wosher goings awl day !!!
Owow! One of mai granmars was onlyest an mai ofur had one sisfur. Ai has small fambly. Ai’s only, mai mommacat was only, an her mommacat was only. An mai boy is an only. Strong willed kids – we is tehm.
Hee, hee !! Taht’s intrestign, TJ !!
Mai granmar wuz awn a farm wair yoo nede lawts ob kids wib teh choorz !! Wel, in tohse daze !! Nd no TB at nite
!!
No TB at nite = moar kids, aifinkso! *strolls to nb*
Mai gramparents excaped teh farms ai gess. Wented into busyness instead.
Wenebber mai mom layz hur clothes awn teh bed aftur taeking tehm owt ov teh dryer, mai 18 pownd kitteh generuslee jumps up adn presses tehm fur hur. Is otay, bcuz noe outfit is compleet wifout cat hair.
LOL Catsablanca! Mai kittehs has simlar efficient furrin plans, too!
Ob corse, tehy nebber press/fur an owtfit taht matches tehre fur. Is n teh kitteh rool buk.
Ohai Catsablanca! *Waves bakk to Catsablanca’s kyoot kitten pixure*
Our tuxie cat Bitsy can has teh eksellent system foar color-coordinatin teh flattened clothings. Bitsy haz teh floofy pure-whyte belleh, adn teh dark tigerstripe bakk; adn so she kan rub belleh on teh dark clothez, adn rub bakk on teh white clothes–adn she duzzit, too! Wifakwikness!
Oahi Lungdoc! Ur Bitsy has a system fur un-color-coordinatin the clothings, Aifinkso. Ov coarse if shii is consistent n hur rubbings, tehn Ai gess tehy wuld be coordinated wif eech ovver. Did u sii mai post abowt mai kittehs being awn teh 20Elebenty Cheezland calendar?
Oyesh! Ai haznawt got mii one of tohse yet… needz to do so… so Ai can see yur loveli kittehs aifinkso!
Mai Victor is mosly wite, so clings to mai blackest clothes. Nina is brown, butt(!) has a littlol of efurry kitteh color ai can fink of, frum black stripeys to white chin. No clothin is sayfe! Nawt dat I’s complaynin.
Mai hart-kitteh Wimpie wuz a tortie wif wyte, so she kuk contrasting wif everfing!
Naow mah dai iz com-pleat! Pleat! Get it? Pleat! Yah, iz laym 2, aifinkso
.
Awl puns arr laim; taht’s teh poynt
!! * Ohai Niall 
*
Th3 best are t3h wurst. If peeplol groan or roll eyes, yer doin it rite!
Ohai, PB! *Wayvs floofy paw uv frendship*
Hao am yu? Hao wuz yur Catmas?
* waives floofy blak paw bak
*
*
Yez, wuz teh gud, thx !! Went tu teh fambily dinnuh, ait teh gud fud n didnut ober du it !! * Faw wuncc
Peeplol owt wawkin wer teh frendly, sew wuz berri plessunt indede !!
Ai fink kitteh habs a pressing engagement…
*hedbonk* LOL!!
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Ai duzent belieb it!!! I hab nebber seed a curant place 2 post. Alwayes berry old places. Mostely frum 2007 und 2008. 2 late 2 postes a commint. I alwayes wantelated 2. Sew, atter awl dis tiem ub reedin theeese, ai finully git 2 post. Yaay!!!
Welkum! *Xtendz floofy paw of frenship to teh IronHorse*
Welcoem tu Cheezland, IronHorse! *Eggstenz floofy orinj (nawt poysin) paw of frenship* U noe hao u got heer sew u cna get bak agin, rait?
Ohai dere IronHorse!
*pikshurs eh howse lion awn teh ironen bored*
Ohai IronHorse!
*xtendz floofy paw of frenship*
*leenz too far adn falls ober, bonking hed on teh floar*
*struggelz to feet, smileez adn tries agin*
Welkum tu Cheezland!
Ohai, IronHorse. Is u a ferroequinologist?
eet b snoewdlink heer! Wots n wots uv dat wyte stuph! Ewwwwww
hear tu, butt(!) nawt az musch az dey sed. soe far.
lawtz heer, mebbeh 6 inchis so far…is blowing arownd sew muchlee is hard tu telling…
Ai hadded a nyce X-C ski afore the wind gawt tuu strawng.
Fanky eberboddy. Extenz floofy pause of frenship bak 2 eberboddy. Ai benz cummin in heer fur lawnnnng tyme. Enjoin the pitchers an eben sharin dem wif my frenz eber day. It’s finin sumfin curant dat wuz my problet. So, finin my wayz bak, no problet.
Wut a kewl lolmas giftie tu us,tu haz u joyning us!
*extends tufty-toed paw of frendship*
Welcum tu diz happee playce!
ohai IronHorse! hoep iz nawt tuu laet tu add mynz…*egstinz floofy paw ob frendship an welkomz IH tu Cheezland* =^.^=
ohai KittyRoo! ai has nebbur meetid yuo, eebur! *egstinz floofy paw ob frenship tu anotter(yay!) noo frend* iz nyss tu meetchoo!
*taykes floofy paw inner own tufty-toed wun and shaykes gentloly* Nyce tu meeting u, tu! I haz had teh RLS lately, so nawt getz tu plai tu muchly. ai iz awf werks until Jan, so kin staying up a littlol layter
Dis iz de furd tiem Ize tride tu commint adn nuffink happind! Iz discurrajin.
Enyway, wuntid tu sai ohai tu KittyRoo & Ize impressd bai yur skeeng in de snoe adn wynd! I wud freaze intu a TikkySikkle. Butt iz reelie purty adn beeyootiflol, adn kine ob magiklol, tuu. Liek bein in a beeg snoe gloeb.
Duz enybodie ermembur de oald teebee show cald “Night Gallery” dat wuz dun bai Rod Serling? Dere wuz a eppysode wuntiem calld Silent Snow, oar Secret Snow, sumfin liek dat, adn wuz abowt a yung boi hoo startid libbing in hiz own wurld ob snoe. It wuz narroraytid bai Orson Welles & wuz bery well dun – bery strainj adn hawnting. Wenebbur I see snoe I alwayz fink bowt dat show.
Amaizin! Dat bery eppysoad iz awn UToob in 2 partz. Iz frum a storee bai Conrad Aiken.
“Silent Snow, Secret Snow.” Yu were ryte bofe tymes. Can still see it on teh HULU aifinkso (it’s paired with another bit called “Phantom Farmhouse.”)
Heehee! Ai needs to refresh befoar postin. Yu beat me tu it!!
Izn’t dat wot irony bawds aer fur? Slepping on ai meen. Myn not bin use fur yrs adn yrs.
Hmmm, ai reelolly mus getz mai so-ing mashin owt adn do soem so-ing agin. Maybeso mai NY rezolsion eben iffn it meem ai hab tu get irony bawd out ob deep, dark clozet.
Irony bawd luks comfee. So-ing machine, luks intersting.