Kittehz shud nawt be gibben unless u aer shore teh risippyunt noes haow 2 lukk affer dem! (but iffn Ai had rited dat nawt sekund, u wud hab beetid me!)
Owr sno iz meltin – still 2 daynjerus unnerfut fur me 2 go owt, but Ai hab sum hoep dat I mite get owt sune! Puddy iz dribin heer 2nite oar 2morro an mite taek me shoppin. Fings in TTI aer geddin beddur! Bofe runwaiz at Heathrow aer opin an dey aer tryin 2 catsh up.
Mai heart kitteh Stormy wuz teh mos laid back kitteh ai haz eber seen, shee wud walk rownd awl krismass dai wif a bow stuk awn hurr hed an dint kair atawl!
Ai fink kitteh is back, back, backin awai! Nina does dis when ascared, too. If Ai need to look in her (sumtimes nawt clean) ears, Ai has to tayke her frum behind so she can’t back owt of mai arms.
Poor littul fizzy kitteh luks liek hes alreddy had tu musch huggin and cuddlin. How bowt som noms an a sof blankee in a warm dark quiet plaes, bebbeh?
…
Com to think of it, dat sownds pritty gud to me, too.
*Offurs box wif blankie to kitteh*
Nina was known fur always *always* burrowing unner blankies in her cage at teh shelter, so we gived her sum at owr howse, too. She burrowed unner a blankie, in a box, until Victor teased her into comin out (and hidin unner teh bed). Her no burrow unner blankies to hyde no moar, only to snuggle
Awww! We had a Nina, too. She wuz teh gorjus tortoiseshell kitteh — awlwaiz luuked liek she wuz wearin purrrrfektlee-applied eyeliner.
My little grey tuxie gurl, Dusty, lubs lubs LUBS to curl up on sawft fuzzeh blankees. If u wantz hur next to u or on u, just put teh blankee in teh appropriate spot & she will find it. Sew kyoot!
Teh shelter thot owr Nina was a tortie, but teh vet says she’s a brown tabby wif (nawt poisun) orinj. She’s currently in luf wif owr down comfurter. She likes bein unner yur knees, unner a blankie.
Hooray fur cuddly kittehs!
ai wish ai cud hybernayte until spring butt mus goe owt fer sum errinds naow. Is snowin butt ai doan fink is spose tew mownt tew mush, hoap nawt aneewai! Haz a guud affernoon frendz!
Ofank yu, cweenmj. Mah offis frenz are naow lukin at me liek Iz kookoo, but dats no differnt dan ushuill.
*gigglols*
We has a tradishun in mah fambly dat if yu gets a prezent wif a store-bot bow on it, yu peels teh bow off an wears it liek a corsaje till unwrappin tiem is over. Sumtimes it gits pritty funny if peeps get lotsa boughten bows. Speshully wif piksures bein taked. Speshully wif mah sister, hu has – ahem – a pritty prominent corsaje alreddy, if yu nowhutImeen.
*taeks ncb123 by teh paw & sits him/hur onna couch*
*tukks ncb123 in unner a warm fuzzeh blankee*
*gibs ncb124 sum hawt choklit*
Dere, dere. Itz ok. We noez naw ebbreewun kin be bilingual (or trilingual or quadrilingual az sum uv the peepz heer iz). We will be niec to u ennyway az long az u iz niec to uvver pplz. If u praktiss, u mite be ablol to lern hao to talk normal — an if u wantz to use only standard boring Ingerlish, datz ok azwell. We duzzint judge.
Ohai, Taccypah! *extends floofy paw of furiendship* Welcome! If u want sum furiends, we’ll need to noe yur ICHC ID. Der is lotsa grate info fur mew cheezfuriends at http://cheeztowncryer.com/
My bloo nayme goes to mai (neglected) kitteh blog, butt(!) mai ICHC profile nayme is Tabbymom.
ohai, taccypah an welkomz! *egstinz floofy paw ob frendship* iz nyss tu meetchoo! =^.^=
if yuo will clikafy awn mai naem, den clik teh add frend link, ai wil be happeetayl tu assept! ai nawt needs mennee kollektabuls, but mebbe ai has a few taht yuo nawt has, an ai can snds tehm tu yuo.
Oh Hai Cheezpeepz!! Dis b tu welkuming awl deh noo-beez. Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz. Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!
I wud like tu halping awl deh peepz tu enjoyifyingz deh tiymez dey spend wif us. I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer. Mai bloo name b a link tu deh Cryer, oar u kin going tu Cheeztowncryer.com.
Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk at deh linkz on deh top uv deh paig u will find wun laybulled ‘Helperz adn majik trikz.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
Deh Acronymz paig b a halpful lizt.
Deh Lore adn Legendz page b hazzing linkeez tu sum ov ower more owtstanding adven chewerz and tu deh originz uv some uv ower kustumz.
Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!
u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
Kum wif mii tu dhe Ty Boo Teek adn wii will gitting u eech a welkuming prezzee. Dehre b awl sortz uv goodeez heere. Mostly wif a kitty theme. Kitteh printed Tyz and skarvez. Kitteh faised LOLeepopz. Kitteh wind chimez. Snow globez wif seenz frum Cheezland. Boblolhedded kittehz. And on dis shelf dere b sum goggie and bunny and pinnygig eye temz. Taking ur pik. Awl iz free fur deh wanting….. Enneewun kan kumming heer ennytiyme deh b feeling deh kneed fur a pik mii up. Originally, the Ty Boo Teek wuz fur deh peepz hoo b habbing a Ty fur deh Nawt-sekkund commint, but now iz fur ebbreewun, ennytymez.
*Handz awl deh noobeez a CHRG (wdoi). Dat b a chikken hed rubber glub (wif drawingz on it). U putz deh rubber glub on ur hed to holding in deh brayn cellz wen u haz a splort! frum deh kewtness uv deh kittehz.
Dehre b a small Lounge in heer tu!
*mixeez drinkz*
*handz awl deh noobeez a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
Ai aer nawt a prezunt!
u iz a wundrous prezent kitteh, nawt worri.
Kittehz shud nawt be gibben unless u aer shore teh risippyunt noes haow 2 lukk affer dem! (but iffn Ai had rited dat nawt sekund, u wud hab beetid me!)
So troo, Annipuss! Pets is NAWT good surprize gifts!!!
Siems laik kitteh are afraid of big goggie!
congarats anni an noodle! ai put dis awn teh unfokkusd kitteh gif butt ah’ll bring it forward in honor uv ur tye!
a danse fer u
iz kinda long sew iffen u doan wan tew wach teh hole fing bee shure tew skip ahed tew abowt 3 minnits inn, impressibe!
Waowee!! Dis iz inkrediblol!
Dank joo!
ai seed da hole fing! wurf da 4 minitez!
clappityclappityclappity..
wowie, ai didnt no u wuz a ballarina bluezfan473! shuch grace an balence an bravari. a lubbli prifirmince.
erm…trust meh awn dis….iffen ai wuz standin awn taht guize hed awl teh impressibe nek mussels in teh whirld wuddnt hep him!
den whir u 1 ob da snowphlakez?
ai iz sum kinda phlake awl rite!
Hehehe nawt nekk mussels noar wood-reinforst toe-shooz wood keep hims nek an mai toze frum braekin…beesydz…aim frayda hites!
dat wuz awsum BF! bai teh grayt CC, dat wuz awsum. ai am impresst.
annipuss, iz u trapped in ur howse agin? duz u hab snow agin?
Wetherman sez we may haz 16 inches (!!) dis weekweekweekend- yikes! Dat will maek Virjinya grind to a halt ifinkso.
OmyCats! Dat’s a ridiculols amnt of snow! We don’t see dat efun in Whiskonsin (ok, suthern WI).
Owr sno iz meltin – still 2 daynjerus unnerfut fur me 2 go owt, but Ai hab sum hoep dat I mite get owt sune! Puddy iz dribin heer 2nite oar 2morro an mite taek me shoppin. Fings in TTI aer geddin beddur! Bofe runwaiz at Heathrow aer opin an dey aer tryin 2 catsh up.
naonaonaonaonaonao
Dew nawt want!!!!
dont u no, iz tyme 4 da red bow. golden iz 4 gnu yeerz ebe.
Iz nawt a spyder. Iz ok.
butt iz da gient sqishi sqwid! worser dan spydr. gititawf…
Releez (mii frum) teh kr-wrappin!
Wait! Dat did nawt kom owt rite.
Ai gotta bow-n tew pick wif yew.
*snert*
iffin ai wuz cwicker whi cudda had us a bow-tie.
ai iffin ai wuz madd ai wudda beet u up wif mai tae-bo scillz.
Den wii’d put him in deh am-bow-lance.
Bow-f ob yew awr jes silly.
I’m tellin ya, dis ain’t funny.
Eye ain’t gunna taik N-E-moar ob dis ribbon.
Dis poor littlol kitteh hazza terrified- ai wants to hug and snorgle him. Yesh, and mebbe call him Jorj.
yesh, hee duz look sad
Mai heart kitteh Stormy wuz teh mos laid back kitteh ai haz eber seen, shee wud walk rownd awl krismass dai wif a bow stuk awn hurr hed an dint kair atawl!
mai hart kitteh zeba iz mai christmuz abatar. her wud lettuce put dat red cap on her hed. ai still missis her.
Ai fink kitteh is back, back, backin awai! Nina does dis when ascared, too. If Ai need to look in her (sumtimes nawt clean) ears, Ai has to tayke her frum behind so she can’t back owt of mai arms.
*preepairs teh brake ruum wif elebentee kynds uv caek an sordid bevvies…jus inn caise*
*drawps in to brake ruum*
ohai, ai juss herd we woz habbin sum caek heer, so ai brorted a cawfee adn wawlnut caek to shayre!!
Weze on troll-patroll.
maibee wee wont need it but a partay sownds guud aneewai!
Ennee eggskyoose fur a partee!
Dat’s gotta be a disparite t-r-o-l-l to objectify to dis cute pictor.
Poor littul fizzy kitteh luks liek hes alreddy had tu musch huggin and cuddlin. How bowt som noms an a sof blankee in a warm dark quiet plaes, bebbeh?
…
Com to think of it, dat sownds pritty gud to me, too.
meh tew!
meh free!
*tuk tuk tuk*
*putz bow on nightshadez hed*
*preenz*
*poses*
*purrrrrs*
*Offurs box wif blankie to kitteh*
Nina was known fur always *always* burrowing unner blankies in her cage at teh shelter, so we gived her sum at owr howse, too. She burrowed unner a blankie, in a box, until Victor teased her into comin out (and hidin unner teh bed). Her no burrow unner blankies to hyde no moar, only to snuggle
Awww! We had a Nina, too. She wuz teh gorjus tortoiseshell kitteh — awlwaiz luuked liek she wuz wearin purrrrfektlee-applied eyeliner.
My little grey tuxie gurl, Dusty, lubs lubs LUBS to curl up on sawft fuzzeh blankees. If u wantz hur next to u or on u, just put teh blankee in teh appropriate spot & she will find it. Sew kyoot!
Teh shelter thot owr Nina was a tortie, but teh vet says she’s a brown tabby wif (nawt poisun) orinj. She’s currently in luf wif owr down comfurter. She likes bein unner yur knees, unner a blankie.
Hooray fur cuddly kittehs!
He may be scared of dat glass tablol-top tew. U hazza gud ideer, Duffy! Lets awl curl up and take a nice winter’s nap…
Plz 2 waek me wen it iz spring!
…or wen dinnur iz teh reddee. Whicheber.
Wiv noms furst pleezkthnx!
*tuk tuk tuk*
*putz bow on Duffyz hed*
ai wish ai cud hybernayte until spring butt mus goe owt fer sum errinds naow. Is snowin butt ai doan fink is spose tew mownt tew mush, hoap nawt aneewai! Haz a guud affernoon frendz!
tootlez!
Ofank yu, cweenmj. Mah offis frenz are naow lukin at me liek Iz kookoo, but dats no differnt dan ushuill.
*gigglols*
We has a tradishun in mah fambly dat if yu gets a prezent wif a store-bot bow on it, yu peels teh bow off an wears it liek a corsaje till unwrappin tiem is over. Sumtimes it gits pritty funny if peeps get lotsa boughten bows. Speshully wif piksures bein taked. Speshully wif mah sister, hu has – ahem – a pritty prominent corsaje alreddy, if yu nowhutImeen.
*gigloz at deh “pritty prominent corsaje”*
tuks in the blankee, now tells me a storee
can anyone talk normal here?
*taeks ncb123 by teh paw & sits him/hur onna couch*
*tukks ncb123 in unner a warm fuzzeh blankee*
*gibs ncb124 sum hawt choklit*
Dere, dere. Itz ok. We noez naw ebbreewun kin be bilingual (or trilingual or quadrilingual az sum uv the peepz heer iz). We will be niec to u ennyway az long az u iz niec to uvver pplz. If u praktiss, u mite be ablol to lern hao to talk normal — an if u wantz to use only standard boring Ingerlish, datz ok azwell. We duzzint judge.
*hoaps ncb124 lieked dat hawt choklit*
*pours anuzzer cup jus fur ncb123*
Ohai has you seen my dignity, I seems to has lost it
Dis kitteh getz mai vote for Cayoot Kitteh of teh Year!
hai guyz!!! ai am veree nise and ai need sum frends!!! ai wood allso apreciate sum collektibls, and ai will send u sum bak too u!!
ai look foorwardd too meetin u!
Ohai, Taccypah! *extends floofy paw of furiendship* Welcome! If u want sum furiends, we’ll need to noe yur ICHC ID. Der is lotsa grate info fur mew cheezfuriends at http://cheeztowncryer.com/
My bloo nayme goes to mai (neglected) kitteh blog, butt(!) mai ICHC profile nayme is Tabbymom.
Ai fink Ai finded you: tacyppah? Hmmm… ai sented furiend request.
ohai, taccypah an welkomz! *egstinz floofy paw ob frendship* iz nyss tu meetchoo! =^.^=
if yuo will clikafy awn mai naem, den clik teh add frend link, ai wil be happeetayl tu assept! ai nawt needs mennee kollektabuls, but mebbe ai has a few taht yuo nawt has, an ai can snds tehm tu yuo.
Oh Hai Cheezpeepz!! Dis b tu welkuming awl deh noo-beez. Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz. Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!
I wud like tu halping awl deh peepz tu enjoyifyingz deh tiymez dey spend wif us. I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer. Mai bloo name b a link tu deh Cryer, oar u kin going tu Cheeztowncryer.com.
Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk at deh linkz on deh top uv deh paig u will find wun laybulled ‘Helperz adn majik trikz.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
Deh Acronymz paig b a halpful lizt.
Deh Lore adn Legendz page b hazzing linkeez tu sum ov ower more owtstanding adven chewerz and tu deh originz uv some uv ower kustumz.
Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!
u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
Kum wif mii tu dhe Ty Boo Teek adn wii will gitting u eech a welkuming prezzee. Dehre b awl sortz uv goodeez heere. Mostly wif a kitty theme. Kitteh printed Tyz and skarvez. Kitteh faised LOLeepopz. Kitteh wind chimez. Snow globez wif seenz frum Cheezland. Boblolhedded kittehz. And on dis shelf dere b sum goggie and bunny and pinnygig eye temz. Taking ur pik. Awl iz free fur deh wanting….. Enneewun kan kumming heer ennytiyme deh b feeling deh kneed fur a pik mii up. Originally, the Ty Boo Teek wuz fur deh peepz hoo b habbing a Ty fur deh Nawt-sekkund commint, but now iz fur ebbreewun, ennytymez.
*Handz awl deh noobeez a CHRG (wdoi). Dat b a chikken hed rubber glub (wif drawingz on it). U putz deh rubber glub on ur hed to holding in deh brayn cellz wen u haz a splort! frum deh kewtness uv deh kittehz.
Dehre b a small Lounge in heer tu!
*mixeez drinkz*
*handz awl deh noobeez a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
Ohai cweenmj, dat iz weely halpfurl to us noobees! will go takaluk aifinkso!
If you put a cat in a bow, it will want to cut your face off
Lulz dis kiteh rimynd mi of wen mi kiteh waz a litel baybi.he waz so cyoot and flufyz
i cant beelev i got SO MANI voatz n just a litl amaont uv tym! dank u evrywun hoo votd!!! i reeli apreshiate al uv thiz!!!
To: NBC123 Not a freaking chance.