
IF YOU FELL INTO A POND, THEY’D BE SKIMMING STUPID OFF THE SURFACE FOR A WEEK.
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IF YOU FELL INTO A POND, THEY’D BE SKIMMING STUPID OFF THE SURFACE FOR A WEEK.
Oh.kitteh, dat’s a bit unfare…
…’membur hoo haz teh ‘pozablol fumz an hoo byez teh fuds!
An hu gibs yu prezzies at Catmuss thyme.
Congrats anni!
Thx ‘Niser!
dats nawt nice, kitteh!
Butt(!) iz bery funneh
ohai, anni! congrats on nawt sekkund!
Thx! We hab us a tye! Less goe 2 teh tye booteek Ai need sum unbrakeablol dekurayshunz. Noe, Ai doan’t hab a kitteh at teh momint, but Ai aer klumzee!
ai fink ai haz sum dup, dop, dooplicat dekurayshuns. wood yu liek some?
Thx!
anni, doant wury, kittehs will finds U!
contemptuous kitteh iz contemptuous.
ooooh, dats better than myne
“mean kitteh is mean”
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Phat_cat an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, red velvit caeks wif fluffy creemcheez frosting, iskreem, frooty fizzy party punch, baloonz, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, snowman vs. zombies finger puppets, kandee, an sparkly snowflake stikkers!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
oooo…. *takez a pair uv puppetz*
*Fingerz attackkingz ee chudder*
*Deh Zombi fitingz wif a feers ness*
Take that u ebil Snowman!!
*deh snowman am sub dude*
YAY!!!!
Happee Burfdai, Phat_cat nd ebbrybuddy ellz !!
Ooo, luuk at awl teh goodies

Thx, Burfday Fairy
Santa Paws herd datt reemark!
uh oh, kitteh. better bee carefulz or youz getz raindeer poops in yur stokking!
Ai gess itz wen yoor pores ooze stoopidity !!
Taht’s sumfign tu pond-duh
!!
Ai doan’t laik teh kitteh’s rimark
Itz nawt wun ide yoos, no !
That sums up how I feel from dealing with the Christmas Shoppers at the mall today ! So funny
Iz dis what dey mean by “tortitude?” Such a purty kitteh to bee so mean.
Ugh, is anyone else getting sick and tired of these “cat insult” captions? Step 1: Find cat with annoyed look on face.
Step 2: Add caption about how stupid or idiotic someone is and insult them.
Done!
Enough already.
I have to admit that I am not sick of them. They have been clever, but that is most likely because cat people are clever (myself not included). The cats are saying things I’d like to say to some of my relatives (whom I have to face in a few days). That’s it!!! Oooh this has been very therapeutic – THANKS J!!!!
Or maybe Granny just needs to up the meds…
It’s what kittehs do behind your back!
Not sik ob em. Dis teh kynd ob fing ai print up an put awn mai offis wall…
Actually, this particular one made me crack up. The photo may not have been necessary, but that line is just great.
Aww torties rule. My first kitty, now an angel kitty was a tortie. She had that same kind of look all the time even when she was happily purring. Its just how they is.
Mee tu Katie. Lubs de toarteez, got wun ayngel tortie, still habs a hole in mai heart.
What has my ex got to do with a pon…oh…yeah.
Metoo, meeto…
Bwahhahhhaaah. Hilarious aifinkso!! Ai noes peeple liek need teh stoopy skimmed offa dem!
Congratz on a great Lol Molly!!!
WANT!
kitteh mus’ be fren of Einstein! Famuss Fuzzicist once sed: “teh 2 mos’ plentiful elefents in the univers iz hydrogin an’ stoopiddity…an’ nawt nessusarily in dat orderz”