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no, no, gifs it to MEEEEE
Harty conga ratz, carosue
Oooh! Congrats on yer nawt sekkund, carosue!
StripeyKatYooLayShuns carosue!
fank yu. Teh kitteh an his hart ar insurational!
Yu can keepz mai hart furebber, cyoot bebbeh! *schmoo*
uhgreed…himz stoled mai hart teh momint ai seen himz.
How thoughtful…being made of silk, it won’t break if it’s dropped.
Teh tin man’s kitteh didn’t make teh final cut of teh Wizard of Oz.
Orinj bnp kitteh wiff orinj hart! Orinj ya glad?
*eerz perks up*
Did sumwun say banana?
I YAM!
I yam wut I yam.
An dats awl dat I yam.
Well…if you looze eet, eet will turnip sooner oar latur.
Plz to a, spear ag, us de detayles.
Plz nawt to beet me.
Iffn PJ did…it wud be parsnip foar teh coarse.
*duks*
Haz hur bin watchin Okra agin?
*pshaw*
Peeps fink shii iz sew influential, but iz jes her big celery.
I watsch hur sumtiems, wen I iz bein a cowtch potayto an carrot reech teh remoat.
Bean there dun dat.
Hur duz seem to produce alot of innerest in stuff.
*yawn*
Lettuce agrii tew disagrii awn dat point.
Iz yoo tyred?
Need a nap?
**tuks a warm blankee arown NC**
U been watching tu mutch tuber agin?
Prolly.
Lettuce pray foar me.
naut dis thyme
Oooooo, soarta awf toppik, oar sighdwaes toppik, oar sumfing – yu shud sees teh jainoarmiss beet wut ai gots at teh Markit lass weak!! It am hyoooooooj! (Oar abowt teh sighz ob mai hed – beri big foar a beet, middlin sighz foar an hed) An it gots menimeni leefsprowtplaysis onnit, foar teh yummee beetgreen noms. Ai pudding it in dampnawtsoggee peets inna pot, unner gudlites inna baysmint, an shud gots lawts ob beetgrenes awl wintur.
In caes ai nawt sed dis bifoar — ‘Mus Gardin Oar Dai’
I nawt finkso I evur eetid beetgreenz. Wut dey lyk?
Dey tastings lyke a blend of spinich and beet. Green adn a littlol erfy. Berry nommy!
Ifn u haz had swiss chard is same fing, basicloly.
*nodnodnods*
Wut KittyRoo sed.
Deys beri myold, nawt spysee oar enneefing – soarta myold kabbij/spinnich/lettis taysting, ownlee wif lawts ob beri gud baitimins an stuffs. Gud in sallids, oar cukkt an in soops. Yu kin groas dem frum reggler baybee beets wut yu bais inna bag frum teh stoar – jus putt teh beet(s) inna plantpot wif reggler potting soyl, an putt it inna brite windoe oar unner teh fluressint lite – teh beets wil sprowt gnu leefs beri sun, an yu jus piks dem wen yu niids dem. Yu kin du teh saym fing wif turnips (smawl, wite wif purpul shoaldurs) an rutabagas (beeg, yello flesh, offin waxed) – ownlee wif rutabaga, yu slies awf teh tawp cuppla inchis an putt dat part inna pot tu kiip gro-in awn.
Yu kin kiip lawts ob stufs from teh growsree stoar gro-in foar noms – ifn yu gets teh cabbij an brakes teh leefs awf, yu kin plant teh senter, an yu miet gets bebbeh cabbijis awf teh stem. Lawts ob fresh herbs wud set roots, jus inna glass ob watturs (speshlee mints an bassil) an den yu cud pot dem up tu kiip gro-in.
Eezeeist fresh vejjees bees sprowts – an der’s lawts ob fings liek alfalfa seed, flax seed, radish seed, broccoli seed, sunflower seed, and more (send mii teh messij awn mai prowfyul) wut yu kin gro inna jar inna cubbid, an gets teh fresh vejjees awl wintur lawng foar less munnees.
Awl ob dis stuffs awlwaes bin beri poartint tu mii, cos ai nebbur has had mennee munnees, butt (*!*) ai trais tu lukking affur maisefl an eets teh bestist ai can.
ai haz nebbur had beet gweens be for. butt(!) ai am wurking awn trying to get moor gweens in mai die et. fanks fur teh infurmamashun.
nebber hadz dem beetty greenz, turnip greenz awr gud. butt (!) onlee hadz beetz wen piklold. gud stuffs
*nodnodnods*
Ai lubs teh tikklold beets!
*tosses Red a kan uv spinnich*
I wish sumwun wantid to hold awn to mien.
{{{rhsb’z heart}}}
Fanks, Shensara.
*Yoinks orinj bnp kitteh*
*Gives to redd fer snoglols*
*Returns kitteh to lol*
Awww, fanks, pj. Dat wuz a lubberlee jeshtur.
**snorglols bebbeh**
grabsfondlolzfeels upholds Red.NC, yoo awlwayz kno how to mayk me laff.
**litelee goosiz NC**
*Woohoo*
Gawt my Christmas goose early.
[stix tongue owt at Ebenezer]
Yeah, I’m kinda “famous” (oar iz dat “infamous”) foar dat.
*sigh*
Ai shaers ur wish. But, foar nao, is mush bedderer dat wii hoalds eech uvvurs harts heer in frensheeps, ravvur dan randimlee an nawt-wyzlee gibbon dem awae tu straynjurs oar enneewuns hoo duz nawt noes hao tu vallyoo eevur dem oar us.
Owr tiem wil cumin, Red. Trust in dat.
{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}
U iz wize, nicewitch.
O hao ai wishis da wur troo!
{{{{{nightshayde}}}}}
ANUDDER SPLORTAGE ALERRT! NEE-NAW-NEE-NAW!
*luuks at chrg, finks iz werring owt. needz noo wun*
I recco–recomm–sugjests waring a nextry CHRG (wdoi) for dis lol. U will luk liek a rayndeer, but dat is apropp–apprup–just rite for teh seezon.
*titens Rayndeer Antler Rubber Glubs*
Teh orng stripey!!! Mai kryptonite!!! Arrrgghh!!! YOINK!
Oh wow. Better get yer CHRGs ready! Dis be one danejeruss bebbeh!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!elebenty!!!!!!
*ka-SPLORT*
O noes!!!!!!!!!!
*getz behindz teh weel uv teh CCC*
WEEWOO WEEEOOO WEEEWOOO
*maykz uh skreecheeng hault by NS,
karefullee skoopeeng teh braynz n
washeeng wif sparklee waturz
pak pak pakkitee pakz teh braynz bak entoo
teh kabbity…taypeeng up reel tite
poots noo CHRG wdoi on wif eggstra tayps
leedz NS to rekubberee ruum, wif softlee moozik an
hot chonklits an varietee liltlol caykes*
Nao staa heerz untel joo awr strongur.
**Weee ewww weeee ewww**
Make wai for tha Kyoot Crash Cart!
*pulls up tu NS, surveys the damaj*
*grabs da braynes, rinses wiff waddur and packs jentleeh back intew hed cabbity*
*prepayres NS’ head cabbity for Dr. Hfuhruhurr screwtop modificashun*
*screws top of hed on (no need for dukky taype*
*applies nu CHRG (WDOI)*
*gibs NS a chokklit martoonie, a slyce of chzburgr peetsa and a chhzmap blankie*
There. yew should be feline much moar betterful by the moarnin.
ooooo!
ai leyk teh skrewwy fingy yew haz…ai haz tu remembur foar negst tyme.
Fank yew! I find the skrewtop method preddeh sucksessful. Yew donut get as mush sticky sticky stuff on yer paws.
That beeing sayed, your splort recubbery was mush moar betterful dan myne. I hazznt dun wun in a whyle and i fink i lefted owt a few steps. :\
noap…yerz wuz gud tu. effektibz an teh chokklit martoonie hit teh spots aifinkso!
{{{tbc}}}
Hee hee — fankies to boaf uv u fur teh reskyew!
*nibblols cheezburger peetza* Mmm – dis iz yummeh!
Ai will save teh chokklit bevridjs fur laytur. Aidonutfink dey wud going well wif cheezburger peetza.
ai haz a kwesteeyun bowt teh skrewtopp meffod. duz taht meen taht hoo eber getz it, iz skrewd?
Oooooo – dat gnu mawdifikayshuns bowt teh skrooee fingee onna heds – beriberi impressib!! Hao it werks awn peeps wut gawt skroos loos?
Jes fine aifinkso. Aftur awl Steve Martin invented it.
ai thot Howie Mandel wif teh rubbur glub.
I don’t know bebeh kitteh – it looks more like you’ve been bunny-kicking it.
An yu noes himz gonna gib teh hart teh bunni kix, but weez canna care!
Wooohooo I habz sum gud news to share— mai cheezy calendar iz on eetz way to mah hows!
wewts! mewantz
Haocomes kittehz gotz awl de cyoot? De cyoot seamz tu be labishly sprinklold awn dem. Haocomes awl hoominz nawt gitz de cyoot? Nawt fare. Hmph.
Yu nebbur noes – mebbeh iz awl inna iis ob teh bihoaldurs – mebbeh kittehs bee lukkin at uss an finking ‘Ojus lukkit dem! Skweeee!! Deys sew kyoot in der dummniss!!’
O jus shaddap. Kud sew happin. Hmph.
Plan-ahed kitteh is reddy fur Valolentime’s Dai.
Reddy fur Valolintime’z Dai nip-hart masacur!
Frenz, I got sum AWSUM noos 2day.
Dere wuz a noat stuk in my door frum teh ‘partmint complex wen I gottid hoam.
Dey iz gonna LOWER my rent foar a few munfs!
Nawt shur how mutch oar for how lawng, butt iz still awsum noos!
WOW! Datz nooz ob de grateniss! Guud fur yoo, rhsb! Iz fabbyuliss!
*seacritlee wundurz hao tu git Gas Compnie tu charj me less fur heetz…*
YaY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hap Hap Hapi Danse foar yew!
Oooh – gud gnuz indeed!
Ai wanna cumin libs ware yu libs!!
Oar send mai ijit lanlud onna crooz wutz garrinteed tu bee oburrun bai lanlud-hayting pi-rats.
Eevur wae. Ai’m nawt fussee – reel eezee tu ged alawng wif, doan kaer wut dey awl sae.
Taht iz wuunermous.
*dansedansedanse spin adn twirll*
*troez konfeddee in ayr*
*troez sparkly streemerz in ayr*
I lubz it wen a kitteh hazza nip toi, adn gotz it in de mouf tu ankur it daon wile he gibz it de bidniss wif de bunneh-kikkz, adn den he STOPZ – adn luukz wif himz aize tu sea hoo wachen – butt nawt letz goe wif de mouf – adn den bakk tu de KIK! KIK! KIK KIK! KIK KIK KIK KIK KIK KIK! Iz SO funneh!
(Butt iffn yu putts yur hann cloze tu kitteh at dat tyme, it lettz go ob de toi adn tranzfur de KIK KIK tu yur hann!! Wyld kittehz!)
Victor rubs nip toi awl ofur hims head, lyke tryin to get da nip nip nip deep insyde hims sinuses. Nina watches Victor lyke him’s crazee. Kittehs – too funny!
Trainee zombeh kitteh goes fur teh hart B4 luernin tu go fur teh brainz