
‘Tis teh seesun, Cheez Frendz! Has yer kitteh bin nawty or nawt-nawty? No matter, cuz eben nawty kittehz deserve a trip 2 see Santy Pawz! Stay chuned fer eben more Santa Cats ober the next few dayz!


Santy Paws creep u owt a lil? U aren’t teh onlee 1!
Gallery via Buzzfeed
Clik fru 2 see moar Santa Cats!








LoL by: Unknown
-
-
Copy & paste this:


HAAALLLPPPP! Ai’m bein catnapped bai a weird gai inna red suite en fake wite beerd! HAAALLLLPPPP!
AI’ll saev u, kitteh!
Ifz AI can just get troo dis lyne, here… iz a logn lyne, aifinkso…
Nawt to menshun teh reeeelly weird gai inna pink suite …
Whut weird gai inna pikn suite? D:
Da one with the green eyed basement kitteh is the best. “I is taking over Santa wit my ebul.”
what is wiv Santy Paws and teh basement kittehs??!
Also teh kitteh in teh sebenth pickychur luks liek he mebe needs to go on a kitteh-diet! Tis nawt gud fur kittehs to carry all dat flab. nawt gud fur pouncin’ an chasin mousies an steelin cheezburgers while teh hoomins aren’t lukking!!
Iz nawt fat! Iz floofy an squeeshed bai da Santy Paws!!!
An teh Santy Clawz iz reelee a laydee wiv smawl hanz!
*whispurz* Aifink it iz a fawse beerd!
maybee Mrs. Claws issa dwarph. afinks ai memeburs Strydur sayin dat wuz wy it wuz hard tu tell teh gurl dwarphs frum teh boy wunz.
Hay! It nawt bees Mrs. Klawsis fawlt wut dees flukchewayshuns inna hoarmoans kud du tu a purrsin! Yu jus trai been menneepawsul oar awl teh yeers Santy’s bin doon his fing!!
Ob corse, Miz Claws can has a beard. Mai Mum-in-laws haz one, an’ seh be a berry, berry nyce Mum-in-laws. Tu bayd she nawt berry fond of kittehs, but I lubs her anywayz.
look at teh eyes, teh Santy Paws haz a eyebrow job!
Wen Ai wuz seben, mai parints tawld me dere wuz noe Santy Clawz. Ai wuz berree upsettid, but ebenchoolee Ai asseptid wat dey sed….. Wat Ai wunner, tho iz: Hoo iz dat fat littlol man in a red soote an wiv a beerd hoo drops doun mai chimblee ebree Disembur twennee forf?
Listen to the song “I’m Gettin’ Nuttin’ for Christmas.” That might answer your question.
Luf dat song. Also, Ai Sawed Daddy Kissin Sandy Claws!!!
I have two whole CDs of Dr. Demento Christmas music. Awesome stuff!
Squeeeee!!!! Dr D Xmas Moosic is da bestest! Iz yur gramma runned ofur bai a raindeer?
Hao bout Cheech & Chong? Him gotz da magick dust!
“A little for Santa! A little moooooore for Santa!”
But my favorite is the Pretty Little Dolly by Mona Abboud.
An excerpt:
Oh the pretty little dolly’s so cute.
The pretty little dolly’s so real.
If you take her out into the sun, she burns,
and three days later she’ll peel.
The pretty little dolly can sing.
The pretty little dolly can shout.
Hold her footsies high above her head, and she passes out.
Oopsie, that comment (CottlestonPie) was from me. This stupid browser keeps logging me out of my Word Press account, and that sends me back to my old ICHC login.
LOL! Dat’s anofur funny one. Just herd Hannaka in Santa Monica by Ton Lehrer last week.
TmJ..awf teh subjekt, ai hav sent yu a fren rekwest…it will nawt let mii send yu antlerz yet.
Saynt Nikoclawz!
He’s teh bestest bringeeng us wif catnipper toyz, cheezburgers an treets!
The furst one iz the bery bestest – Hisss real! Hissss nawt!!
Teh nawt-sekkond an da tenth is da bestest. Hissin an extendin da pointy bits! Ai fink Santy gonna fink twyce oar elebenty taimes afore holdin dese kitteh agin!
ide seed thys somwheers, it hab alot of dem. Mani r berry kute! Nawt happi as they shood bees! stil berry kute!
Ohai, MommaCat!
Meny pictors of kidlings wif Sandy Claws is simlar, aifinkso. Mai boi waz 2 wen Sandy Claws wokked by an ascared him have-2-deth. Also ascary wer da peeps dressed as a flamingo, wolf, Chuck Cheez an Bucky Badger!
OhaI Tabbymom Jen- Yesh! mei finks dat teh big guy inz red iz kitteh cat catcher- HISSS**** Mai Jaguar wud getsem dat fo sur! Him don tak pics twes gud!
Mai kittehs no lyke bisitors. Mai Nina kitteh no lyke bein held. Sooo, hafin a bisitor trai to holdify mai kittehs??? HAO much ‘nog haz ai had?
ai iz fraid Jag wud reomve awls of santy paws beard and mooshtach! Afinkso!
Mai bc, Petey lubs himz sum peeplols. Himz heerz teh doorbelly ringee an dashes tu teh door to mayk hims helloz wif hedbumps an rubbeengz. Speshullee at teh taybul…pawing peeplols legs foar fud…he noes ai wont gibs him peeplol fuds…butt (!) he uzez hims beeg greeneez and soft voyce on unsusspekting and getz teh goodz.
Victor iz furiendly whyle Nina iz caushus. New peeps is ascary, but new peeps wif food is a maibe. Mai naybor held bestest treets owt to Victor an him undecided… treet good… straynger bad… treet good… straynger bad… so him nabbed da treet an runned
Nina watched frum a sayfe distanz, den camed to mee fur skritches. So Mr Santy ain’t gettin no purrs frum mai furbabies.
I have a picture of me and my little brother with Santa taken when I was 7 and my brother was 1. Little brother is red-faced and crying and DOES NOT WANT. I’m smiling for the camera. But Santa has a hilarious expression, sort of weary and “Need eggnog NOW.”
AI haz furry short bideo ov Bonnie Underfoot, Attack Tabby (RIP) an da santy claws hat ai tried to gif hers. DO NAWT WANT!!!
http:/ /www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7zZyGoHCcs
(remoof da space)
No katnipz meeces for kitteh who extendz da ponty bits to Santy paws! (Akshully, I gotz pictures ob mai hooman kidzes not likes dah guy wit teh beardy ting either.
GMTA – Ai was jest typin da sayme to MommaCat up dere ^
Mai boi ascared have-2-deth bai Sandy Claws.
I hated him, too. We must have a dozen photos of me through the years sitting on Santa Claus’ lap with a decidedly disgruntled expression on my face.
az fust aiz sceered ob santy paws den, aiz sais twes meiselph- don bees fraid ob santy paws, him gib gud stuph
I was just painfully shy of anyone I didn’t know well. I hated Ronald McDonald and all those constumed mascots at restaurants and sporting events, too.
Just like my son – we got in an elevator with Bucky Badger and R covered his eyes (being brave). Bucky danced for him, trying to win him over. No good, and I was afraid if he kept dancing, the elevator would break. I really really don’t want to be stuck in an elevator with Bucky Badger and a frightened toddler!!!
Oh Noez! Poor Santa! Those kittehs aren’t getting nufin’ if they be fightin!
Looks liek Basement Cat haz brainwashed Santa in pikshure #3
i’m making xmas cards out of that first pic
That was my thought, too! So much more awesome than the store-brand kitty Christmas cards.
Seventh one down is the best- Asian Santa with Big Fat Cat! Win!!
okaiz, in da ferst picter, dat wun cat wuz reeelee fat. jus sayin, thats not good!