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*snerk*
Dat kitteh iz lakkin in teh motivayshunz, aifinkso. Ai noez teh feeling!
I need a poster-sized print of this to hang in my cube.
Dat’s wut ai wuz finking, too!
conga rats shu lay shuns NS!
*taeks jk2k jentlee by teh paw & strolls to teh tye-booteek*
ooh! ai heers dere r noo hawt waddur bottlols wif seesunul kittehs awn dem… wud bee gud tewdai!
Concatshulayshunz ns awn teh nawt sekkund an jk2k awn teh tye!
*Tryz tu summon upp teh energee tu dans*
*Deesydz iz tu strenyoous an sitz beesyde kitteh awn teh reekliner*
*skritches ‘Niser behind teh eerz*
*sees teh pretty ball on Niser’s hat*
*butt wigglewiggle runrunrunrun pownse!*
Ohai cheezfren! Hao r u todai?
Conga-ratz nightshayde adn jk2kitteh awn yur nawt-sekkund thai! Duz yu fink der be anyfing motyvayshunal at teh booteak?
Ai wud fink abowt it, but ai lakks teh motivayshun.
A nice warm blankee & a comfy place to sleep wud be awl teh motivayshun ai needz at dis poynt.
Congrabyourshoelaces on yer nawt sekkund, ns! I like it when yew snerk. It makes me gigglol.
Ai sumtiemz snerk nao IRL — an den ai gigglol after ai snerk.
Haha! Me tu! And on rare okashuns, I snort tu!
ai hazza ty-urd.
o noes! monorail kitteh haz gon awf teh trak!
Stoopy masheen! Whai U nawt maek mai cheezburger peetsa yet?
sumtimes u muts get in da korrect position! Awww, dis nawt it edder huh?
Ironikkleh I just ordered a cheezburger peetsa from teh Peetsa Hutt.
PARTY @ thabigcheesy House! Whoot Whoot!
Indeed! My ruumayte’s goin out of town, so deres plenty of ruum!
ais hops u ordred enuff fo eberywun!
ifin nawt ais kin brings Hawt goggies.. hehe.. -n- tater ships!
I hazza lot. Butt! if’n its nawt enuff, I kan alwais cawl and order moar! Peetsa Hutt is rite down tha skreet! But donut let this deter yew from bringin hawt goggies n spader ships!! Nom!
Iffn yuze gots teh ruum, ai’ll bring teh rum
MommaCat bangs on thabigcheesy’s door- rets mei inz- ai hab noms! com’on eberiwun!
Oh yay! Ai lubs peetza!! Ai hab brawt sum lite beer foar doze hu lykes dis potablol. Helf yoarself!
fanks u niser berry muhc! don min ifin ai does! peetza an berr, wahts better!
Yay! Come awn in cheezfrenz! Lets hab ourselves a parteeh!! *turns on tha raydeeow and shakes mai tayle*
Wooohoo!! *dansdansdans*
*knoketty knok*
*enters wif a beeg baag ob cheezee poofs, playceeng sed baag en teh middlol obz teh floorz…tayks uh fyoo stepz bak…den runz wif uh fly-eeng leep* KANNONBAWL!!!
cheezee fun nao…cheezee groomeeng latur…
…win-win
wels- ais beter goes! tymes twe sleepy! Nite awl mai cheez pals! Gawd Bress!
nitenite MommaCat…sweet dreamz tu yoo
Nit nite, mommacat! Fanks fer comin to mai partee and bringin noms n stuff! Sleep well!
who sais dis iz nawt modavationul, dis rite ups mai alli
Ai feel modavated to napzzzzzz!
yesh! itz da onli wai twe get intwe uselph!
onli modavashun mei needs!
I am a little disappointed – I thought it was for sale!
Dis motyvaytes me…tu tayke a nap!
Sayme thot hearzzzzzz
Kittehs put the word “Lay” in Layzee.
an teh “lay-Z” in “lay-Z-boy”
“Lay-zzzzzzzzzzzz-boy”
Halp! wutz we gun du arown heer ? sumbunny borked da lai z boy.
Ohai cheezfrendz! Duz ennybunny needz enny ob teh fa-la-laloling foar der hollyday kollekshunz?
Santa hat
Sweater
Elf Shoes
Canberries
Happy Pie
Invisible Guitar
Broccoli
Cake
Any of the toys
Ai bee happee tu gift yu!
Fanks ‘Niser, butt(!) ai needs turkey an antlers. Duz you needz anyfing?
Ohai, TabbymomJen..*extends floofeh paw* wii nawt met formally, but (!) ai haz extra antlers adn can gift yu after ai get home. (limited axsess at pleh wurk!)
Ohai Shatzeesmom! *extends floofeh paw*
Ai unnerstand bout limitid ICHC at werk. Mai cheez profyle iz http:/ /cheezburger.com/Tabbymom/ (mai bloo nayme goes to da blog uv mai kittehs).
Fank you furry muchly!
Ai be hoam bi 2000 CST adn will taek kare uv dat!
Ai needz teh ebber illoosiv dress, teh invisiblol bike, teh invisiblol trophee, teh karot an nao alsew ebreefing in teh gnu kollecshun (as ob dis mornin) Izza Basemint Catt Crismuss. Fanks foar askin!
Ai du tu, bekawse moast ob dis happenz ebree yeeryeeryeer at ower hawse. Mai Asti lykes tu klime teh tree, den sitt in teh branchs wif luuk awn hurz fayce lyke “Ai’m an ornamint.”
Ai jus gibes yu teh Invisiblol trophee. Yu shud haz it nao.
Gawtz it—fankees fae!
Dose r teh saym wuns ai need (‘cept teh trophee). *sigh*
Hunh! we can has a hongree wp tudai. eted mai kweshun abowt awl dat stuffs kepez popping up. Wut iz it? wair it cumz frum? wye? wut we duz wif it?
Nd kwiklee, duz ennywun noze awl da ranedeer naimz? Dey cumming priddee sune.
Dasher
Dancer
Prancer
Dopey
Sleepy
Doc
Batman
Vixen
Aquaman
Huey
Dewey
Comet
Louie
Manny
Eenie
Meenie
Cupid
Minie
Moe
Larry
Donder
Blitzen
Curly
Shemp
Jack
And don’t forget the most famous reindeer of awl…
Murgatroyd
LOL :LOL:
Yoov gawt it cuvvered nd moor !! * Ai luv teh stoogez *
Yu fergawtz Sneezy!
Uh, lessee, aifink
Sleazy
Nixon
Flasher
Stoopid
&
D’Artagnan
NC66: you furgetted “Olive” (az in olive da uvver raindeerz)
*BTW – ai lub your abatar*
Dansser adn Pransur, Donnur adn Blitzin, kommit adn kupyd, dashur, Vixin. aifinkso….
If you want to know, go to the wikipedia.
Ohai grmawgs! Yu can has hollyday kollecshunz. Luuk at yoar ICHC profile, unner My Stuff, den clickee awn Collections. Yu wil see awl teh fings yu habs kollectid sew farr. Den yu can alsew seez witch R kumpleet, an wut fingees yu needz. Yu cann gift uh cheezfren wut needz sumfing, an cheezfrens cann gift yu fings yu needz.
Ai spoze dat wuz kleer az mudd…..butt (!) yu wil figger it owt.
Ohai ‘Niser! Duz yu still haz teh Cake? Ai cud yoose wunna dose, pleez if yu still haz it tu gibe.
Yesh, iz awn teh waye!! Schmoooz!
Fankee sew much, ‘Niser! *schmmoooooooo!!!!*
Wot bout kitteh? You gotz sayme sleepy kitteh?
Izzit yur howse LM??? reely? It iz huh, huh, huh, izzit??
Aifink ai habs teh saym wun onlee in forestt green.
Amember TV Buck Rogers? A tabul in won episode iz sayme as at mai parents howse
Aifinkso dat kitteh haz a hungovur adn noe fewlin’.
Aifink dis izza kitteh doylee………….
oh ais lik dat wun TTC!
Haz ennywun seen Hugh latelee?
Wun of himz relatibs mayd Failblog.
h t tp://failblog.org/2010/12/07/epic-fail-photos-manatee-glass-fail-gif/#comments (mind teh gap)
*wispurrs*
Red, yu nawt habs tu put teh gapp ennymoar an teh linkee wil bee der awto…..autto…..wifout enny eggstra effert awn yoar parte!
Dat had tu hurtt!
Sorry for my horrible spelling and grammar in the land of the lulz, but that kitty is staring intently at an egg incubator. He or she is waiting for baby birdies to nom on all warm and fresh… Not lazy at all
Not lazy – just patient?
Welcome to Cheezland, Jayhun. Don’t worry about lolspeak — it’s not mandatory. Most of us are completely bilingual (or trilingual or quadrilingual or more). As long as you play nicely with others, we don’t care what dialect you use.
*pours Jayhun his/her beverage of choice*
(sorry – are you a boy Jayhun or a girl Jayhun?)
Yesh! Wellkom…we allwaiz haz caykz n snaks an lyek tu plai. An wen yoo wantz…der iz uh playce to halp lern lolspeeks tu. Ai will lookee foar it oar mebbee sumwun kan pleeze tu linkee it foar meh, ai m knot shur ware tu fynd it.
heer wee go
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What is it that this kitty looking at?
nuffing…aifinkso. Just croozin foar a snoozin.
An egg incubator
Iz not “motivational” poster. Iz “meowtivationlol” poster.
retired kitteh is retirted
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