
Hmm. That is a most interesting proposal … a cheezburger in exchange for using my evil powers to crush the rebels. Throw in a belly rub and you have a deal.
LoL by: pepper2000
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Kitteh dribes a hard bargin!
hoos da bellirub 4?
Aifort it wuz teh kitteh axkin fur dat az wel az teh cheezburger.
Mai Nina kitteh wud rub her chin an teefs awn Mr Vader, aifinkso!
Iz a BC fing, Aifink!
aifinkso me2…Petey wud chompifi himz hed offs.
muwahahaha!
BC ftw!
Wewts!!! YaY foar not sekkun Annipuss!!!
*froas konfettee an dansez*
Thx! Um haz we meetid b4? Juss in caes, plz 2 assept mai flooffee paw in walkum!
Aifinkso…yesh. Ai wuz uhway foar a kuplol mumfs an nao em bak.
*floofee paw greeteeng…an uh playt ob strudlol to share wif ebbereewun*
Ooh! Noms!
Darth Vader iz purtee big — dis mus be a ginormous kitteh!
kitteh iz elebenti meetrz hi, elebeni meetz long, elebenti meetrz yde. sew elebenti kubed.
kitteh am liek a hipplolpottymust! =^.^=
Dat’s no
moonkitteh. Itzaspace stayshunace negosheyayshun!Itz poolling us in wif teh traktor…eyebeemz! halp!
moor dilitheum cristalz, go 2 warp 10 skotti.
Somewhere in the universe, a fanboy’z hed just exploded.
*monsurr enerjee drink spittaek* rofl-oww! fangks nativeca66..
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow. Wipe them off, Jim!
iz a dokkur, nawt a nurssmayd!
uze teh pawz, Luek!
mai da pause b wiff u
oar teh clahz…
Da furs iz strawng in dis one.
Gud wun, TMJ! (hmm- funny abbre, um, short bershun)
Yep, oddly enuf, ai haz TMJ butt(!) only miner. Ow ell.
Arn’t you a lil short fur a storm trooper?
hay! ai resemblol dat reemarque!
Kitteh iz strng Jedi-Kitteh! Strikes u’s doun wiff lite sabbers!
*shaeks hed solumlee* ai wud hab thot taht vader wud knoz bettur tehn tu maeks deelz wif Lawd Basement Cat..tymz mus be tuff indeed..
Ai fink ai wud liek dat warm floof on mai lap rite abowt now- yoink!
*sownz alarm* halp! luvscatsva am yoinkin BCs!! sind owt teh strom truupurz!!
A swarm of AT-ATs marshes tword luvscatsva! *pyew pyew, pyew pyew*
Jumps on dat (littlol flying scooter thingy) and zips off- holding on to floofy kitteh pryze- HaHa- eet mai dust!!
*pyew pyew, pyew pyew* AT-ATs trai to follow luvscatsva on littlol flyin scuter fingy. Gett distracted laffin at Ewoks tossin roks an stiks.
Ewoks rekignize floof kitteh as wun of there own, and let LCV pass. Bye bye!! “Chub chub” sez Ewoks.
diz iz nawt teh floof dat u r luukin foar…moob alawng.
Ai fynd yoar lakk ob fayff disturben.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Indigo, Garrock-San, elizabuff72, rew an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, buttery yellow caeks wif crunchy brown sugar topping, iskreem, frooty party punch, shiny fansee party hats, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, wind-up dansing toy darf vaders, kandee, an zombie vs troll coloring books wif boxes ob elebenty-seven crayns wif bilded-in sharperner!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
an also i haz bringed baloonz in honor ob Lyanthya hoo haz goned on to teh meddow an hooz burfday iz also today. yoo can write a messij if yoo want an releese teh baloons into teh meddow, an do a shake ob yor thang in honor ob owr dansing frend.
The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
LCV duz a littlol (nawt-so-nekkid) danse, shaking her thang, in honor of Lyanthya, then releases a blue and a silver balloon off into meadow. And happi birfdai to awl frenz who are sellybrating todai- cheers!
Happee Burfday’s evryone!
Iz does a dans fo Lyanthya- rets go of purrty Pink Balloons!
Happitayl Burfday to ebbreewun hazzin a burfday — an a bery merry unburfday to ebbreewun else.
*nawt-sew-nekkid dans dans dans*
*NS shaeks hur thang*
*releases a shimmery silvur balloon wif shimmery pink flowerz onnit*
*draws purtee flowders ona bloo baloon, den gibs it tu teh skai foar Lyanthya in teh meddow*
*pikz uppa coloreeng buk n boks uh kranz…maykeeng teh zombeez pink n teh trollz purplol…eeteeng fudjy cayk*
Fankee Burfday Fairy…an Happi Brurfdai to ebberywun hoo sillybrates toodai!
Doan doit kitteh.
Vader will lull yew adn Admiral Ackbar tew sleep wif teh belly rubz.
IT’S A NAP!!!!
Oh. iz dere a napp fur dat?
Yesh, but iz onlee available awn androids devices.
Iz cawled R2DZzzzzz
*faispaw*
Well-dun, annipuss!
Ai cud yooz a napp – ownlee got fore ana haff owers sleap lass nite! Fink Ai wull trie 2 get an erlee nite 2nite.
*drawrz happee fayssiz onna shinnee purrpl bloon an releesiz it tu teh meddow. shaeks furreh tayl an noms chonklit caek* fangkies Burfday fairy! an happee burfdae tu awl burfdae-habbins-tudae Cheezpeeps!
*yawnz an striiiichiz*
aifink ai taeks nap nao, am still habbin teh pleh, but iz jus kunjesshunz. nytnyt, bbl frennz!! =^.^=
Nite DS Feal beddur sune!
nitenite DS..sendeeng beemz tu shoo teh pleh awai.
sum wun shud fotoshop a larj cheezburger on Vaydah’s owt-shtreshed hand