
Well, of course, I’m pigeon-toed. I’m a pigeon. That’s what our toes do.
Atta boy, Ralph.
But i wud prefur pink jelleebeen toez.
Faeborit Coment: “fank u kaptin bobvious!” – bluesfan473
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Wadjyer eggspekt?
Conga pidgeons anni! Yu leedz teh waye wif uh solo wunce agin!
Thx ‘Niser!
thats a fat pidgeon!
Iz prollee teh wun dat eetid awl teh fud Ai put owt fur teh littlol burdz!
Pidgeon sez: Ebreebunny noez teh kamerah addz fibe powndz!
Ohai ‘Niser!
ummm….*blushes an digs toe inno teh karpit*…ai see u hazza eggstra set uv rayndeer antlers, wud u mind to giv dem tew meh? ah’d gladlee trade u fer aneefing eggstra ai haz…
Oh, ai nawt noetiss!! Ob korse ai gibs dem tu yu.
*Goez tu luuk*
*Comez bakk in*
Dey R awn teh waye!
teehee, ai seed dem wen ai wuz chekkin tew see whoo ai cud
unloadgiv sum elfe shoos er a swetter tew!O fank u bery much!
BF ai has a stoopy kweschun ai bin wantin tu ask fur a lawng tym…hao duz yu put teh lyne froo teh wurd lyk dat??
And when you’re only 16 oz. to start with, that’s quite a bit!
Ai agree – itz berry
fatfloofy!Ralph’z gawt sew mutsh attityewd nd potenshlol
yood tihnk heez goanna bee an eeglol wun day
Ai nawt telling him…..u can. Luk at himz beek!
Iffn yu tole him dat, himz mite gett uh beeg hed tu matsh teh rest ob himz.
i know, right?
Wi cud arks Ralph hao kom heez sew fat
butt(!) taht wud bi a curly kweshun tuu !!
Go awn !! Yoo cawl him, “Luvvy Duvvy”, Ai dairz yoo
!!
Coo. Wat a guy!
oh yesh – real chirpie, he is…
fank u kaptin bobvious!
*runs in*
o hai guise! I has a thrilled because we has already raised two hunnert and thirty moneys for a animal charity from teh 20Elebenty Cheezland calendar! U guise rock. Real hard.
*runs out*
Eggsalad!! Woot tu LCB an teem foar awl teh hard werks!
taht iz AWSUM!!!!
U r teh wun whoo rocks LCB, fer comin up wif teh ideea an dewin awl the wranglin uv it! Fank u!
is der a wai 2 gibs u da monne fur da charity ownleh? cuz aiz nawt dat much into callendars… ain noe der bees da purrte-est kittes awf cheezladn in da callendar, butt(!) ai tens 2 furgits dis fings.
I totally understand, Siobhan. Does u has pay pal? U can send a money that way and i’ll add it to the total.
kewl ^^ dat wud be great… fankies!
That’s one verra fat pigeon!
Him am nawt fat, him am floofeh, him floofin him fevvurz up eggstry lawt bcuz teh wind iz chizzly! LAWL
Hay Ralph, haow bowt a nise payre uv elf shoos tew cuvver up dem gnarlee pidgy toez?An taik a swetter tew, iz cowld owt dere!
aneewun else need teh elf shoos er a swetter? ai haz eggstras
Ai haz 4 sweddurz!
I’d tayk teh elf shoos. Whut u needs?
elf shoos iz awn der wai hunnybunny!
Naow taht ‘Niser haz bery kindlee givin meh sum antlers ai jus needs teh dress, wich seems bery skayrse an teh noo wuns taht no wun haz yit. Ai am bery glad tew shaire mai eggstras wif aneewun whoo needs dem.
{{{bluesfan}}} fanku, bluesfan! Berry nice of u.
Did yu noetiss, dey addid uh gnu catagoree dis mornin: Uh Berry Basemint Catt Chrismuss. Soe nao we awl needz fore moar.
an so…teh madniss beginz agin…
Pfffttt. Just when ai compleeted teh last set.
Ohai, ebbeewun!
Habz lawtz Scrammbilldz Aygz,
Baykunn, Sawsijjez, Hash Braownz
andz lawtz Hawt Cawffee!
Awllso habz ‘sorrdiddz
Daynisshez wiff sweet ieeseengz
4 Nommee Brekkfust!!!
Jack.
Fank u Jack, Aifink
Teh nommee sweet daynishez
Best at free o’klokk!
Daynishez – YUM! Speshlolee aypreecot wuns. Fankees, Jack.
Aim awf nao. Nite peeps!
Nite OCM! Sleap tite!
o yummeh!! fank u Jack!
*fills hayuge plait wif sum uv ebreefing*
Mmmmm…..brekkfast, mai fayborit meel.
*Helfs hurrself tu sum ob ebreefing*
*Nomnomnomsipnomnomnomsip*
Fankees Jack, dat hitz teh spawt!!
*snif snif…yoink*
*nomnom* Fankee Jack *nomnom*
*sippee sippee nom*
Der iz no bettur brekkfurst, den uh brekkfurst frum uh cheezefren.
Ohai mai deer cheezfrens!! Ai haz lawts ob eggstra kollectiblols iffn ennybunny needz anyfing.
Santa hat
Sweater
Elf shoes
Canberries
Happy pie
Invisible guitar
Broccoli
Cake
And all the toys in that collection.
Ai wud bee happee tu gift enny ob deez fore yoar kollecshunz!
Oh, dat’s a gud idea, ‘Niser! I has eggstry
Canberries
Cone
Invisible Sandwich
Invisible Trophy
Goldfish
Broccoli
an also all teh toys
Is like a flea market
Oh, forgot teh band aid. Butt dey say that set is “retired”.
Ai needz teh invisible trophy. Fanks, hcr!!
yup, sent it! You’re berry welcum!
Bettur dan toe-jammed piddeez.
Eeee! Sum reelee piddled orf peeps awn teh next “lol”.
yesh…an at teh risk uv bein konsiderd a kare troll…ai agree wif dem. big tyme parenting FAIL.
also atteh risk uv bein konsiderd a chyld-haytin monster….ai wish that in teh prosess uv eggskape, kow kitteh haz clawd teh bejabbers owt uv teh kid an whooeber wus standin rite beehind teh kid tew.
nawt onlee fer teh kittehs saik but wen teh kid fawls inno teh pool neivver uv teh ‘adults’ shown seem tew maik anee moove tew grab teh kid owt uv teh wadder.
otay…ahm dun. sorree fer teh rantin
Rant away BF, rant away! Sum peepl ownlee lurn teh hard way. Specialee kidlets.
Is ohkay BF, in teh full biddeo, teh biddeo maykur dropz teh kamura an runs fur teh kid. No harm dun, karma emurjiz bicktoaryus, an mebbe teh kamura brokeded wen it fel. Ai gotted mad at teh iddydultzhoo dint teech teh kid tu hoald kitteh nyslee, an teh saym wuns hoo jus sitten rown lookin butt(!) ai lafft wen kid fell in. Aim bettin boff kid an parent lurnt a lesson abowt kittehs, karma, and soopurbishun!!!
So many GoodFeathers jokes running through my head right now….can’t pick which one to post….
that is one FAT pidgeon