
Romeow was throwin rocks at mah window… i thought he wuz sweet until one hit meh
i fink he took teh “window brayks” part a bit too literulee…
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Romeow was throwin rocks at mah window… i thought he wuz sweet until one hit meh
i fink he took teh “window brayks” part a bit too literulee…
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Ai haz gon off him!
Jooliet naow needz teh lolyer foar teh cibil suit. Hurz wantz elebentee cheezburgers foar aktual dammijs, adn elebentee hundrid cheezburgerz foar Payne and Suffuringz, hur atter neez.
What lite froo yonder window brakes?
Oh wiat, its teh window that breaks, not teh light!
Nd whut’s wif dat “Juliet is teh son bit, ennyway? Juliet is teh dotter, nawt teh sonne!
Urm…..aifinkso it iz:
*clasps pawz in dramatik poze*
“It iz teh eest, an Jooliet iz teh sunn!”
*whispahs*Yu noez, lyke teh wun in teh skye
Bery gud akting,’Niser. Yu haz teh talents!
*gibs ‘Niser roll of barbed wire and posts*
Nao, lets see yu do teh fencing scene!
Luv herts!
Plz tu yooz smallur rokz. Kthxbye.
[piks up winder frown rawk]

*sniff sniff*
HEY! Diz nawt rawk!
*sniff*
Luv stinks akshully.
Lyk a hole famlee of Pepe le Pewz.
[eggzamins rawk closer]
[seez littlol purplol spiked mohawk]
Ai see teh prawblum heer. Iz nawt Romeow’s fawlt.
Dis izza punk rawk. Prawbuhblee frew itself frew window.
[moshes]
*ow* *ouch* *ooo* Hey! Luv DUZ hert!
**gibs NC a cheezburgur bun**
Now yoo has rok AN roll!
**duks an runz lyk hail**
Oh Romeyo, plz tu nawt tayk owr lubs fur grannit!
“Oh, schist” he sez, when he sees teh winder borked.
Thass gnot gneiss!
Can we starts ober wif a clene slate?
Shale we?
Whi, yes ob quartz!
Oh Romeow, yu lead me on? Butt(!) yu pumice yu lubz me trooly!
Ai iz gettin sumwat i(ndi)gneous nao.
Well, beddur tahn getting too sedimental!
Izza rockee way to start awf a relayshunship, I tell ya!
Izza marbul dey is still tugebber!
O hai, AP! Did u see that u and ur minions and ur heart kitteh is in teh 20Elebenty Cheezland Calendar?
(click my bloo name to see a video version)
*goez tu luuk*
Wowz! Derz Isis, den meh inna gardin, den teh strechy-minyunz!
Ai gess mebbe ai needs tu ordur meh wun ob doze fings!
No iz nawt.
Dey stay stoned alla tiem.
…an he jest boulder’d over.
Oh, whoops. I grabbed teh mica to make a announcement and ruined teh pun-run. Sry!
Iz alrite, LCB.
Yoo nawt mayk an azphalt of urself.
Chalk it up tew truu lub.
Ah well, prolly less ‘pane’ful than teh daggah!
Ware iz Pat deez daze?
Cyute pictor butt(!) ai nawt reely lyke capshun. Ai REELY lyke awl da commints hear. Shakespeer – u noes himz!
Tu laff or nawt tu laff
Dat is teh kweschun
Webber tiz noblur inna mynd
Tu suffur teh insensitibiteez
Ob misgyded capshunz
Or tu tayk arms agenst
A rayn ob splinturd glass
Adn by oppozin, end dem
We nawt se Romeow heer in menny wilez.
Sew menee cheezcheeps ai yam missing *sigh* [hazza sad]
**gentlol schmoo**
Yoo has teh emayo, deer fren.
[hands Red uh shamwow]
**wakks NC wif a pillo**
[grabs pillo adn rubs scent awl ober it]
‘Splain dat wun Lucy.
**SNIFFFFFFF**
Mmmmmm……
I gonna sleep gud tonite!
DOH!
I seed Romeow here a cupplol ov munfs ago. It was kinda late, kinda breef, and very funnee.
an yoo disampeer frum tyme tu tyme
juss sayin’
Dat’s wun way to get sumwun to fawl foar yoo….
**lite bulb goes awf ovur Red’s hed**
**goes to luuk for rokks**
* putz awn hard hat *
Lyk yoo need it.
Wat, nock dem owt?
Why nawt?
Nokk ‘em owt, drag ‘em to my playse….
…an den…
OPSHUN “D”!
Ifinkso, iz best dey bii awake fur opshun “D”, but (!), nawt alwais nessisary!
Hay, wutevvur gets teh jawb dun.
Beggurs nawt kin be choozurs, KWIM?
But choozy moms choose Jif.
[slathers peanut butter awn chest]
**luuks askanse at NC**
**dragz him to teh NB**
Oooooh, dat’s FRONSCH!
**SWOON**
Mebbe him shudda yoosed moar romantikklol jestchur?
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Well, Jooly-ette, luuk at it dissa way….
Him nawt has so menny in himz hed now!
Dis kitteh is teh purty, an I lubs hur liddlol grin.
O Romeow, where art thou?
Yu rock throwin tom
Fergit teh slingz n arrows-
I wanna kno
Cuz I am gonna hunt yu down an
gnaw off yer limbs
dramatikally.
Wun by wun.
Just sayin that’s whut happenz
when yu try to rock mai wurld
wifowt usin yer BRAYNES
fer sumfing other dan zombie bait.
Iffin hii had thrown a bright, sparkli rock it wulda ben ok, but (!) NOOO, dey awlays go fur the cheep, gray wuns.
Prolly came frum Macy’s too.
Romeow – Wut’s rong wif teh direck approach?
Jest go up to hur an spillify ur guts!
Wevver yoo still gots teh harblz oar nawt, purrtend yoo do an GO FOAR IT!
Signed, Red (who haz awl teh subtloltee of a bull in a china shop)
U noez — teh Mythbusters disproovified teh “bull in a china shop” fing. Dey letted a kupplol uv bullz loose in an area wif shelves full uv china & teh bullz deftly avoided hittin enny uv dem. Dey diddint brayke ennyfing!
I akshulee saw dat eppy. Wuz innerestin.
Romeow, Romeow…
why for yoo gotz tu dew dat?
*snerk*
OUR Romeow wud neber du such a fing!!!
whut i lernd assa kidlette wuz dat wen a boy frows sumfin at yoo it meens dey leik yoo.
boiz awr stoopy
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KITTEHS ROOLE!!!