If your fuller-figured cat won’t lay off the Cheezburgers and is finding his old cat door just too small to fit through, fear not! An extra large cat flap is in the works and is being called the “Cat Flap of the Future!” The sliding doors are operated by a paw recognition system and will open to twice the width of normal cat doors. Also, a conveyor belt running from the ground to the door will be included.
We think this is a bit silly but also rather funny in its absurdity. Naturally, the best alternative is to help your kitteh diet so that he can fit through his current cat door. Still, the wonders of technology, amirite?
Source: Metro
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TSK! mannurz!
*suspend lol speke*If you are new here you will soon see that this is considered rude. When someone else sees that you have the top spot you will be congratulated on that and offered refreshments and entertainment.
@grmawgs, Purrfectly sed! >^..^<
Teckno-kitteh lykz tu hab nu tecknologeez, eben tho nut THAT fat.
*cleers frote*
Scuze me cheezpeeps, Ai iz nut yet heering yur korus ob “Onoez PNZ, yu iz nut THAT fat” Mebbe yu iz kneading tu speek up?
O noes! U ar slendr an’ graysfull as Ballet Kitteh.
(Awn uthr hand, iz triffic door for 20 lb Maine Coon kittehz wut wood need big goggie-door uthrwyze)
Wait…. really?
Older kittehs with stiff joints would benefit from this! And small doggies, too.
I want one of these in human size.
No, nawt rly. Iz onely a mockup. Dey iz lookin fur moneez, tu actuly build dem. Or mabee iz publicity stunt, tu talk bout fat catz.
Mai catz nut fat. dey used tu be. Nao dey needz angioplasty tu remove de extra skin und fur. Dey iz normal catz in fat catz suits. Portion contrl iz whut it took.
PORTION CONTROL IN MICE AND BIRDS. LEAFS BREAD/CEREAL/STARCH ALONE. NEED GOOD PROTEIN AND FAT. ME TOO. UDDERWISE COMES HIGH BLOOD SUGAR AND FATTT THEN THE DIABETES SHOWS ITS FATT FACE.
Ai hazza frayd of whut else mite cum insyde.
Pretty soon yooll be sitting down to brekky wiff racoons an awl sorts uv woodland kreechurz.
Beez nawt frayd!!! Teh noo teknolgee haz a pointee-endz rekognisshen sisstem! Teh rong anumul kan nawt get intoo ur hawse!
dere is sum whut komes wif sensur fingies whut git attacht tu teh kitteh ore goggie’s collur sew yoo duzzent has “strayngurs” visitin.
Ai wud be frayd of teh biggur fings mai kitteh myt bring insyd!
Heh… it sounds silly, but I do know a few cats who are just HUGE – not fat, but just giant slabs of cat-muscle, and they’d probably appreciate this!
(although the conveyor belt IS a bit much…)
Gigglol—paw rekkognishun system?
Ai giggloled at dat part — but it mayks sense!
Kitteh livs awn teh Ennerprize mebbeh?
Dis star fleet akademy for kittehs?
No – “Pigs in space”!
starfleet acatamy?
Dis is nawt lojak lawja… dis dun maik sens.
dat wuld bee kool iffen it mayd teh sownd effekt wen teh dore opins!
Dis is leik thumprint lockiez? Only pawzprint lockie?
Ai wantz wun! Howcangetz!
Notz need conveyur beltz tho. Mah kittehz is not obeese!
That conveyor belt should run downhill.
While I can’t find any evidence, just look at the other stories on that site. That *HAS* to be an onion-like satire news site…
Ai haz anofur soleushun:
goggie door!
Responsibul kitteh oanerz wud not leab dere kittehs out in da not-secund place.
Himz nawt leftid aowt. Him can uze teh dore enny tiem him wants!!
If a raccoon or a dog or a car doesn’t get him first.
I hate to point out the obvious, but how would you get the regular door open if there is a conveyor belt there? Also, if your fat cat can’t get up the stairs to the door, how is it going to go anywhere outside besides the porch?
Iz trik tu git us tu talk abut ovr feding kittehs. Nut a rel product.
Udder problems:
Convayor belt got pinchy part at top. Wud hurt kitteh, and fil wit durt.
Hao duz kitteh turn on and off convayor? Paw print checker at top of vayor.
Sum kitteh nut put paw on dor, kitteh puts pointee endz on dor. Pointee ends foll off a lot.
Not enuf space in big dor for slidee doors.
No weather seal.
dis wuld bee a gewd solushun fur teh Maynlee Koon an uthur larj brede kittehs. tho i dowbt dey wuld nede teh “kitteh muvur”.
If u makez da conbeyur belt go teh udder way, u can makez a kitteh tredmil! Kitteh looses wait, u get lols! WIN-WIN sichooashun!
also, it looks like a star trek door! that is the real awesomeness for me.
very very very strongly like a Voyager style Jeffries tube hatch!
win!
I think!
Epic win.
Just hope nobody breaks their junk tripping on the conveyor belt. It’d be fun watching someone trying to use this head-injury-esque LOLspeak in a courtroom, though.
(Isn’t that cat a little short for a stormtrooper?)
My fat cat would lub that but he is never allowed ouside. There are too many cars and the go too fast and he isn’t smart about cars.
I think that this is a great idea–not for fat cats; In fact, I’m pretty sure that’s a facetious comment, but for pets AND security. The way this door seals would definitely keep out unwanted visitors, and as someone mentioned, it probably has a chip that goes on the collar of your pet to activate the door. This would be great for arthritic pets who have a hard time climbing stairs and crouching down to enter a conventional door. Remember, though, a healthy cat is ALWAYS indoors.
Ack, that’s awful. I don’t mind a chubby kitty, being a but chubby myself, but a conveyor belt? Heck no. Walking up the stairs is good for them. Of course, my kitties will never be allowed outside, but that’s beside the point.
Losin’ weight is better for kitties too chubby to get up some stairs and get through a cat door.
Clearly you have never tried to put a cat on a diet. It is an exercise in futility.
HOW BOUT ATKINS STEAK AND GOOD FAT YUMMIES?
That’d be awesome, since my cat already paws at the door when he wants in or out so it’d be easy to teach him to use it, and it would allow him to use the door without allowing in every stray cat and raccoon/possum in the county.
So sorry…indoor cats live longer, especially in suburbs that were built in areas where developers tried to oust coyotes and other carnivores in order to make big bux. It never works. They are still here. If the cats have access to window perches, they seem quite content. And I don’t have to clean them up after they take on the feral toms….
The conveyor belt will be great for my elder cat. Er um, the double wides will probably be equally great for my younger cat. Diet, what’s diet? First yum, yum, then treats, then crunchies, then sleep, then more crunchies and treats…. what do you do with your day???
If the cat needs a conveyer belt, what in the world is it doing outside.
The door alone would be neat, the jumbo size + silly belt is what ruins it.
Captain, there is… something in jeffries tube alpha section 31 on deck 14. Its ripping apart all the plasma conduits. Core breach imminent
Here is teh hooman version:
http://www.engadget.com/2010/12/07/diy-star-trek-style-air-powered-sliding-doors-are-something-from/
WANT. Wantwantwantwantwant!
*grabbypaws*
sum kittehz are XXXL… iz harming none, amIrite?
Ai noes an XXXL kitteh that haz had hard lief B4 hiz nao&forever hooman.
If he’z com4tehd by XXtra Nomz, why nawt?
Hiz Hooman helpz him wash where he kan’t get 2.
I like this door. I wish it had been available for the Maine Coon Cat who owned me. He was large. In his prime, he weighed in at a whopping 32 pounds. And, the vet said that he was perfectly healthy and at a good weight. Now, he waits for me at the Rainbow Bridge.
Not funny Scotty. ..now let me in.
no such thing as ‘big boned’… just fwuffy!
oo MA~zik . . ♪
CHEEZBURGER OK. LEAF BUN BEHIND. GO LOW CARB KITTEH!!