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gawt a heddok
conga-parrot-seat-on-a-mole-layshuns tu PB fer nawt sekund!!
*offas tee n sympafee n maebe jus a cupplol cuppee caeks tu eeze teh payn*
Ooo, yumm
!!
Thx Ms Kapow !! Juss in tiem faw luntsh
Konga ratz awn yur nawt sekund, pb.
Thx n oahi mamacat !! * wud hab purrfurred a betta cawmint
*
Sorreez, pb.
*ai haz been studdeeing adn ai iz having madjur brayn farts ryte naow. *
Hoawz tihs: conngradyumalationz awn leeding teh wae wit yur nawt sekund.
Hee, hee !! Nawt yoor cawmint, silleh !! Mai nawt-sekkund commint
!!
Ai tole yu ai iz habing madjur brayn farts. *ai iz studdeeing innvest ment takses. teh exam iz awn tuuzdae*
*wen ai pass teh ekzam, ai will bee surtiffied innvestmentt taks addvyzer* (moor munnies!)
Nd yoo can sai tu yoor clientz, “SITA yoorselb daon”
gud luuk wiff yur ekkzam mamacat_4 – rememba, iffen dowt abowt a anser, tikk bokks ‘C’!! jus kiddin, ai noes yu’ll doo bery wel!!
Taht’s capitlol !! Ai hoap itz nawt compaonding teh pharts !!
*
* gud luk wib taht
Kitteh’z asprin ayshen iz faw yoo to leeb !! Kwikly !!!!
*hedbonkslap* oh deeree mii PB – ai fink ai hab da saem kondishun as mamacat -bwayn windee-pops – coz ai hab redd yur poest elebenty teims n onlee jus got it!! :blushes:
Ur pill duzzint werk on meh, kitteh.
oohh ns, r u liek Batfink – ‘yur pills carnot herts mii, mai wisskurs
r liek a sheeld ov steal!!?’
Ohai, Ms. Kapow!
Batfeenk gawtz dat lyne
frum ‘Currayjuss Cat andz himz
sydekikk, Minnit Mowss’!
Currayjuss Cat wuz
drawn by Bawb Kayn, hoo awllso
cree~yattedz ‘Bat Man’!!
Currayjuss Cat wuz
berreh kewl cartoon dat didz
nawt lasstz berreh lawng!!!
Jack.
Ohai Jack! – ai dinnut noes taht n ai fawt ai noed neerly awl ov teh kartoons – duz taht meen mai kittehhood wuz lakking!!??
Oar cud it jus b taht ai m far tuu yung tu memmba dat wun?! 
*hieds berf sirtifficat wiffakwikness*
Ohai, Ms. Kapow!
No needz 2 hydez Berf
Sirrtifficat. Currayjuss
Cat wuz awn TV
inz Nyneteen Sikkstee,
so U may habz misstz it. Wuz gud
cartoon enneewayz!
Awllso reememburrz
‘Clutch Cargo’ andz ‘Spayss Aynjill’
witch wurz jusst playnz weerd!!
Still feenkz ‘Bat Man T3h
Anneemayteddz Seereez’ amz
t3h Besstest Ebburr!!!
Jack.
Ohai agin Jack! U ken keep yur hed coz u wuz sooo niec tu me abowt mai … ahem… aij… unliek uvvas (poynts tu a sirtin sumwun jus beloe wearin a gween elf hat) hoo were rarva less tehn poelitte!!!
*ads Jack’s naem tu mai LOLmass kard list, putz ??? mark besied…!*
Oooo, Ai nebber seed a berth certiphicat awn papyrus befaw
Orf wiff yur hed PB!!
*coz appearantlee ai b sooooo old, ai redd dat as ‘paper’ nawt ‘papyrus’ at nawt sekund…hedslap maiselb*
Kittehs arr berri supplol
butt(!) knot berri suttlol !!
dat’s y wii rekkun tehy ken b bery ‘katty’!!
Yesh, hi sitz in frunt ob teh fier
butt(!) gibs yoo a cawld luuk !!
Ai don fink hiz payn pill werkz awn cheezpeeps.
Wel, ob cors nawt! Dat ownlee wurks awn peeps wut ar ‘payns’ an Cheezpeeps nawt bees ….. waet a minnit
….. didju jus saes dat wii bees ….. 
*luks hurt an sad*
{{{nicewitch}}} noe noe noe, am shore dat wot it ruly truly meenz iz dat wii cheezpeeps r sew lubbly dat wii r imper..empirv.. nawt afekted bai dem pilz!
O dat’s beddur!! Ob cors! Silleh mii – hao cud Cheezpeeps ebbur bee teh payns?? Ai meens, reelee …
*laffs at hur oan mizimpr ….. mizterpur ….. mizzimturtip ….. nawt unnerstandins ob teh orinjinul commint
yur reezults may varry.
‘Iffen teh pain purrcysts, extend yur poynty enz n insirt ntu painsite wiffakwikness.’
*baks up owt ob reech, jus in caes*
Kitteh, payn pillz iz liek vitamims oar lollies too kitteh servants adn/oar cheezpeepz
Ohai fhc!! hoaw u b tudai – nott raynin ai hoeps?!! weev had sum sunnee bitz tihs mawning n itz wunnamouse tu sea it agin!!
‘teh sun’ll come owt tumorro, betcha buttum (l) $ dat tumoarro….”
Ohai Ms K-Pow. Eggsellent tudai thx. Had moar rayn last nyte, still flooded in, but at leest itz sunnee todai. Very humid – metihnkz it will rayn agayn tonyte. Gud tu heer yew aer well!
Enjoy teh sun wihle it lasts
*rayn, rayn, plz stay awai*
oohh, y-y-ye-e-s-s-s anudda big stawm b comin owr wai naow tu – wii jus hadda bery kwik ‘blakkowt’ sew ai best gits orf mai ‘pooter – stay saef! ai lubs stawms iffen tehy behave (ooh doo bee-haave!) demselbs! dis a linkee fingee tu owr lokkal wevva raydar – wii iz in Pittsworth, near Toowoomba:
http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR662.loop.shtml#skip
hai Ms K-Pow, juts hadz a luuk at yur radar – luuks muhc liek owrs.
tihs is owrs, in Mackay – abowt 300km awai:
http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR222.loop.shtml
Hey luuk – tahts bloo! nao I juts needz to du it wif mai name
taek caer fhc n fankees fer teh radar link – ai’ll keep a eye owt on yer wevver n try tu yuse mai kurser tu mooove it away!!
wee is havvin teh rayn in Calyforneeya tu.
pleh.
Ai’d bet mai buttum, ifn ai gnu foar shur dat ai’d looz.
Ohai nicewitch
*eggstends floofy paw ob frenship*
Mabbee tahtz waht ai need tu du, wii jest had a severe storm warning issued, sooo… will deffinetly looz.
*Iz taht a sekret wai tu looz waite??*
*shaeks floofee paus wif fireyhellcat*
Ai nawt noes wevvur bettin mai buttum an loosin teh bet akshlee lets mii loos mai buttum, but (*!*) ai’s willin tu trai awlmoast enneefing wuns!
In Sidentlee, ifn yu goes tu Cheeztowncryer.com an luks at Tips an Tricks, der wud bees info abowt gedding teh blooniss awn ur name. Wen yu hassing ur blooniss, den wun ob us cud sending teh uvvur wun teh frending rikwest an, wuns dat wuz asseptid, wii cud gifting oar trayding teh cawllektibuls wut wii gots eggstraw obs.
Tahnkz foar taht nicewitch. Cheeztowncryer is bloktifyed here at wurk, nd iz live inn a very remote area so intertoobs is hard tu getz at hoam, but weel tri taht.
Iz rayning again heer nao, so weel let you know how it goes.
*hpoes bot-bot weel bee littoler soon*
Cheeky!!
*wunders tu selb: wot wud nicewitch sit oan iffen hur bot-bot got putt inteh pot n hur lost?!*
*hassa pondurs*
Really…this made it on Cheezburger, but my posts don’t? WTF?
dis seems leik a grate tyme fur caek!
*bryngs in freshlee baykt yello caek*
Caek?! there’s caek?! woo-hoo….there’s CCAAEEKK!! ahem, sorree bowt dat keshet, butt ( _ l _ ) freshlee baykt caek duz taht tu mii!!
*grabs wipt kreme, putz teh kettlol on (Pollie) n wayts payshuntlee fer a teenee slyce…*
*surves “teenee” slyce tu Ms.KkPpM*
*grayshuslee akcepts “teenee” slyce ov keshet’s caek*
*wolfs doawn “teenee” slyce ov keshet’s caek*
Mai ai hab anudder “teenee” slyce keshet, ai jus cudn’t kwite git teh tayst ov yur caek?!
*gladlee akcepts cupps ov tee, choklit, kawfee n awl udder fud stufs nawt nayled doawn*
uv cors yoo kin has!
*gits a biggur playt tu akkomodayt an evun “teeniur” slyce uv caek*
Fanks, keshet. aiz got Kawfee, tee adn chawklit. awl nis adn hawt tu go wif teh cayk.
*nomnomnomz cayk*
tis iz guud cayk, keshet
hawt chokklit sownds grayt! fankies mamacat!
*eggstends floofy paw ob frenship*
Hai keshet, may ai join yu foar caek?
*passes rownd cups of koffee nd tea, wiv wippee craem, hunnee, suga, nd chokolate topping*
surtenlee! halp yurself!
*nom nom nom*
fankies bery much!
Eberywun iz so nyce awond hear!
yes dey is!
wee duz git teh ohkayshunawl tr0ll wonduring throo, butt wen dat happins it juss meens moar caek tu injoy!
*pads intu ruum. reechiz intu subspace an retreevz hyooj playt ob frechlee baykd jinjurbred kitteh kookies, wif teh creemcheez frawssings. nabs peess ob nommee caek in mowf an leeps ontu sufa* nomnomnom-gud caek keshet! ohai an hao am ebbriwunz tunyt?
Ohai tehre Siro!! iz gud caek eh!!! ai b mitey gud coz mai tum-tum b ful ov caek n tee ai alsew haz had a bellee ful of larfs todae on dis LOL!!
*rubs tum-tum*
Ohai siro. Plz joyn uz in habingz fuul/faddy tumms.
Fankee foar nommee kitteh kookees. We iz flooded owt agian hear in queens(wet)land.
Bai all – gotz tu goe bak tu wurk nao. Lukky ai hab nummi noms in tummeh!
Bai bai fireyhellcat – donut git wet oar u mite end up bean ‘smokeydampcat’!!
Aaaww shukks fhc, fanks!!
ob corse wii r in gud kompenny tuu now dat yu’ve joynd ICHC!!
Fanks Ms K-pow. Plz foregib mai learning ob LOLspeek tu. Seertinlee bery happiz i fownd ICHC!
*gibs fhc a gold star fer lurning LOLspeek sew kwiklee*
Yippee! Ai haz a shinnee!
*runs awai wifaqwickness tu stik it tu mai shinnee nu elph shoos*
Fankee Ms K-Pow!
Ohai, FHC !! Welkom tu anubber ozzie !!
!!
Wi am bildign up teh numbuz heer
Hoap teh fludz go daon suun
Ohai PB!! ai needs cheerin up [moer liek a #elebenty boot tu mai butt (l) !] coz ai’m stukk ona asinemunt kwesshun – herd eny gud joeks laitly?!
Nunn taht ai cud shair
Weer gettign teh rayn bak 2nite nd faw teh nekst 3 dayz !!
*
Tehre’s sew mutsh rayn,
wi cud end up libbing awn a niland !!
* O, taht’z rite; wi doo
Fankees PB!! dat wuz as gud as a joek!
‘Oh eyeland in teh
sun…rayne!’Ohai poussinboi!
Lubbely tu meet anudder ozzie.
*Eggstends floofy paw ob frenship*
Reely, reely gotta goe – hail storm on wai now.
Weel caht layter
*waves reluktantly*
* waivz bak
*
Look! It’s Louis’ cat! He needs to train him more in the art of pain peelz more, according to the caption…
Wel, deespite mai bestest attimpts tu ignoar it, mai ass-eye-mint ain’t gunna git dun bai itselb, sew ai mus poot on mai growd-ups hat n jolly well buckle down to some serious study – pleh tu dat ai sai!! kthnxbai!!
Wait, Ms. Kapow! My intertoobs has been tyde all nite! I ams back now; butt I feers evbree one hs gone
i shuld bee gon, sins i has pleh wurk tumarroh.
*heer’s mai naym n runs bakk wiffakwikness ushually reserved fer dinna-tyme!*
Ohai PJP – at furst ai red yur missij as ‘mai toobs r tyde’ n ai fawt, wel, dat’s innaresting ov pjp tu shair dat wiff mii, butt (l) den ai luuked agin, wel, ai r a sillee duffer!! Dis haz bean a bery looonnng LOL tuday butt (l) wii haz had lotz ov yum noms tu shair – ai’m shore there’s sum left fer u (ai ov cawse onlee had a ‘teenee’ peece ov caek!)
How b u tonite pjp!?
no, yoo had 2 “teenee” peeces.
Yu sownd jus liek Mr Meow keshet!! Hii ken heer mii unwappin choklit at elebenty payces!! n enyway az u sed, ‘teenee’ peeces n enywayz agin, wunce a caek iz cut, awl teh kal-o-rees fawl owt – it sez sew in mai studee book!!
*holz noes tu stawp it groeing!*
Snerk! I kinda ment it lyke dat. *noms `teenee` peece ov caek* I is ok cosiderings I hads no internets fer a million elebentee thousand howrs!