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I seez a siloweeta ob a man, on a moose on a moose an playn a banjo… thunner bolts ob lightn…
Aifink u need ur meds chaynjin!
Ohai anni an congaratz awn your tawp spott! Yu prolly dun noez dis sawng….butt (!) teh bandd wuz cawled Queen an dey wun frum TTI!!
I don’t finx dis song hassa genre. It is silleh and yet magnifico.
Ai haz nawt kep up wiv pop moozik! I wuz eben a bit 2 awld fur Elbis!!!!
Ai haz heered uv teh band cawld Queen an sum uv teh werdz peepl hab postid sownd bayglee familyer! *whispers* Ai prifurr Bach an teh uvver klassiks!
queen is classik
…classik rok!
Dere iz a simfonee maed frum teh myoozik uv Queen – an it iz gud! Ai ha zheered teh song dis LOL rrfurrs 2 – juss din’t noe teh werdz!
Iz sertinlee beddur dan a lawt uv pop myoozik.
dis wun wuz ritten leik an op purr etta. der is manee talintid myoozinshins arownd.
Did you know that Freddie Mercury’s real name is Farroukh Bulsara? Just an interesting tidbit. I do believe I heard somewhere that Brian May has a degree in Physics from Imperial College. Not sure where I heard that, I was a young victim of VH1′s Behind the Music, so I’m guessing that’s it…
To be specific, Brian May has a PhD in astrophysics. He is (or at least was, as of 2007) chancellor of a university in Liverpool, UK:
h ttp://www.ljmu.ac.uk/NewsUpdate/index_92016.htm [mind the gap!]
Liverpool John Moores to be even more specific. And to be clearer still, Chancellor is an honorary position in a British university. Anna Ford, a well-known newsreader here, was chancellor of my own university (Manchester) for several years. I’m afraid I’ve forgotten who is chancellor now – ahem – but it’s fairly common that it’s someone in the public eye.
The main thing I’ll always remember about Queen was hoping to get a guitar like Brian May played–cuz those pick-ups sound so sweet, and do so many things–then finding out *Brian May* had built the guitar, specifically the electronics, himself. When I was 15 I thought that was amazing, as well as a little depressing, since I wasn’t ready to learn how, myself. Now, finding out he has a background in physics, I guess it all makes sense.
Cween mj did a wunnerful bershun of dis wunce, aifink…
*gigglols heeps at booklion!!*
*off key*
Ai seeza litlol sillowetto ob a man
Skaramoosh! Skaramoosh! Kin yew due teh Fandanglol
Thunnerbolts an litening, bery bery fritening meh
*coughs*
bravo WMDKitty!! *clappetyclapsclaps* *gibs WMDK a froat lozinj fer teh coff*
fankee!
*maeks green tea wif honey an lemon*
with some peeplol, their bach is worse than their bite…
*snerk* Ai do hope u is nawt tawking about present cheezfrenz, young man! Or ai see ur Catmas dinner going down the drain …
Him had beddur be gud oar Ai wull tel him Orff!
Ossim pun, Anni! Carmina Burana, FTW!!
An iffn he wuz a goggie, yu cud Carl him Orff…
Iz n teh kichen, Chopin sum vejamatublz…
Az lawn az nowun is Hayden frum werking.
*groan*
an aisle bring da shubert 4 desert.
Teh dining room is decormated wif paintings by wun of teh free stooges. See? Moe’z art!
That’s it! I can nawt Handlol any more.
oh, gud grieg!
must stop nao!
Ai haz a Lizst ov complayntz abowt dis post.
da verdi iz inn. guilti as charged.
Yew awl otter be pun-ished for dis! Drawn and quoted, aifinkso!
*double groan*
pleeze peepz, no mahler!
eyez run outta punny namez.
Aifink tihs hole thwead haz bean orkastrayted n iz nawt be4/4 tiem wii awl kondukkted owrselbs wif sum major-jennerul manners!!
*facepaw*
Butt(!) at leest we berlios ennywun teh munneez…
N’yah n’yah n’yah!!
*hedbonk*
dang tihs poest wuz spost tu goe wif booklion’s moe’s art poest!!
Bedder put moar of dem on teh Chopin Liszt.
an dis wun went wif teh vegemabuls! o well…stoopy wierdpress
Ai put vegemablolz awn a Chopin Bach.
Suite!!!
Berry berry fritenin!
mama mia mama mia
figaro
Galillayo!
Figaro!
Magnifico oh oh oh oh!
I juss a po boy; nobuddy lubs me.
hims jussa po boy frumma po fambily
Heez juss uh pore kitteh, frum uh pore famblee.
Spayr him himz lyfe frum dis mawnstraw city!
eezee kome, eezee goh. will yoo lets mee goh?
(Den ai nebber gnu wut teh next werdz wer. Ai fought dey wuz tawlkin abowt Mitch Miller. Mai aje, lett mee show it tu yu. Soe ai cheetid an luuked it upp.)
Bismillah! Wee wil nawt lett yu goe
(uzzer voycis) Lett himz goe!
*wunnerz wut uh Bismillah iz*
Otay, ai tuuk teh libertee ob luukin dat upp tu.
Bismillah=In teh nayme ob Ceiling Cat.
Ai will nawt goh!
Will you lets mee goh?
Pacifico!
{typicall kitteh – lemme owt, noe ai’s stayin, lemme owt!}
Magnifico… aifink.
Pacifica wuz teh raydilol station taht got sood fer airin’ Teh Sebben Wurds You Can’t Haz on Tellyvizun.
Ai membrz Pacifica. yused tu lissen tu it wen ai wuz a teenkitteh.
Ai discubber’d George Carlin wen Ai wuz a teenkitteh. (In teh ’90s) Between him an mah Dad, Ai lurned lotz uv wurdz…
Nonononononono! Mamma Mia, Mamma Mia! Mamma Mia, letz me goe! Beelzebub haz a debil put asied fur me, fur meeee, fur meeeeeeeeeeeee! *guitar solo*
Butt(!) hiz stoery raryrlee toeld…
*datz suppozt tu bee’seldum toeld’*
imajin dat…….
Ohai, grmawgs! Happeh Caturday! We is bein snowed upon in de Lake Mish again area. Looks prettee!
Teh sno in Lundun iz meltin a bit. Mite be ablol 2 get owt sune!
Wee hadz abowt ate inchs obernite. Iz teh winturr wunnerland heer. Wee wil habs teh wite Catmuss foar shur nao, de abowt uh foote awn teh grownd awl tugezzer. Ai lykes dis thyme ob yeeryeeryeer.
We juss hassa cuplol ov inches so far. Butt! Da lake-effect machine is on and plannin to go all nite!
Lake effect…PJ yoo awr nawt in Meecheegunn ar yu? Aiz originibloly frum D-taon sew aiz fur milyar wif teh layk iffikt snohz.
I b in Ill annoys next to da lake an close to In de anna. We usually gets a glimpse ov de lake-effect.
Lundun had ‘bowt 8 inchiz. Dat iz unyooshuel fur us. Moast yeerz we juss get wun oar 2 inchiz an it ownlee stais fur a dai oar 2. Dis tiem it haz been 6 daiz. Iz prittee, but stopsme geddin owt!
Hey pjp, I’m in chi-caw-go myself!
On a moose?! Seriously, those are the words? I always wondered about that
Wish my kittehs would sing the classics.
Kitty is good but i prefer
Dis gotta a webbie. Kitteh did nawt.
Mama! Maaaammmma!
I was eetin a samwich an almost choked wen he said da Mama part.
*patpatpats pjperry onteh bakk tu halp korff up dat sammij*
*rememburs dat Mamma Cass wuz s’poest tu hab choekt ona sammie:(*
Dada? Dadaaaaa….
*wispurs tu Tm J – wot b a webbie?!*
Webbie is an award fur being da bestest on da web. ICHC is yousally entered in bestest humor site.
bisit webbyawards dot com.
Bravo bravo encoar encoar!!!!
bestest version evah
Drama QWEEN kitteh!
Galileo!
Galileo!
Skayr a moose
Skayr a moose
Wen yoo do teh bad tango….
hz u bean wutchin mii duuin mai bad tango dansdansdansin agin rhsb?!
sorree bowt dat, ai’ll cloes teh kertuns nekst tyme!!
Weeee iz teh champeens mai fren
An weee keeps on bitin tilldee end
Freddee Murkyooree
Tukkz Kittuhn tryz hawrd 2 beez
Freddee Murkyooree!
Freddee Murkyooree
Kittuhn awllso seengz ‘Crayzee
Liddill Feengz Cawlldz Lub’!!
Freddee Murkyooree
wundurrz wye Issmilla willz
nebburr letz himz goez?!!!
Jack.
Wunnamouse Jack!! Freddee wuz n styl iz teh Man!!
Freddie wuz a cat-slave, too…
B dis teh reel lyf?
B dis jus Fancy Feast?
Cawt n a lanslyd
Wif no eskayp frum dis rly tawl trii
Opn ur i’z
Luk up tu CeilingCat n c
Ai b jus a por boi
Simfonee…do nawt want
Bcoz ai b e-z com, e-z go
Littl hai, littl lo
N E wai teh wind bloz
Nawt rly mattur tu meh
Tu meh
Momkitteh, ai jus maded a hoomin nawt-livin
Put a gun aginst himz hed
Puld mah trigr nao himz ded
Momkitteh, lyf hazz jus startd
Butt(!) nao ai go n throz it awl awai
Momkitteh, oo-oo-oo-ooo
Nawt miin tu mayk u cry
If ai nawt bak dis tym tumawro
Kari awn, kari awn
Cuz nuffin rly matturz
Tu layt
Mah tym haz com
Sen shivurz daon mah spyn
Bawdeez aykin awl teh tym
Kthxbai evrybawdee
Ai haz got tu go
Got tu liiv u awl bhynd n fays teh troof
Momkitteh, oo-ooo-ooo-oooo (N E wai teh win bloz)
Ai no want tu dy
Ai sumtymz wish ai nawt bin bornd at awl
(Gitar solo)
Ai c a littl sillee weto ov a hoomin
Skar-a-moose, skar-a-moose
Wil u duz teh Fandayngo?
Fundrbolt n lytnin
Bery, bery pufftaylin meh
Gall-e-lay-oh!
(Gall-e-lay-oh!)
Gall-e-lay-oh!
(Gall-e-lay-oh!)
Gall-e-lay-oh, Feeg-a-ro!
Magneefiko-o-o-o!
I b just a por kitteh
Nowun luvz meh
Himz jus a porkitteh
Frum a por famlee
Spayr him himz lyf
Frum dis mawnstraw sitee!
E-Z com, E-Z go
Wil u lemme go?
CeilingCat
No! Nawt let u go
(Let himz go!)
CeilingCat
No! Nawt let u go
(Let himz go!)
CeilingCat
No! Nawt let u go
(Let meh go!)
Nawt let u go
(Let meh go!)
Nawt let u go
(Let meh go!)
Nevur let u go
(nevur lemme go-o-o-o-o)
No-no-no-no-no-no-no!
Oh, Momkitteh-mia, Momkitteh-mia
Momkitteh-mia, lemme go
Bee L. Zebub can has a BasementCat
Put asyd fur meh
Fur meh
Fur meeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhh (u haz tu duz dat n hy-piched voys)
(Gitar solo agin…hedbayngin tym)
So u fink u can swat meh
N hiss n mah ai’z
So u fink u can luv meh
N leev meh tu dy
Oh baybeh
No can du dis tu meh baybeh
Jus has tu git owt
Jus has tu git ryt owt ov heer
Ooooooooooh
Oooh yesh, Oooh yesh
Nuffin rly matturz
N E wun can c
Nuffin rly matturz
Nuffin rly matturz tu meh
N E wai teh win bloz…
(Gong)
u iz geeenyuz
Ohai Patrick n ai mus sae – lawdee grayshus on yur interpatayshun – iz magnifico!!!! ai jus needz tu putt teh kettlol on n maek a noice pottovtee soo ai ken sit doawn n gibs it mai fuullest attunshyun!!
*extens floofy paw ov frenniness*
*runs orf tu b liek Polly n putt teh kettlol on n tu duu sum warm up ekkasizes fer mai big hedbonkin soeloe….*
@@@@@!
*applolsause!!! applolsawse!!!!*
Wooot!!!!!
Brill Yint!!
Basement Cat’s balls, that made me LOL!
dat wuz wondrouz!
*clap*clap*clappity*clap!!!*
*sigh* ai haz a happee…aifanxyu Patrick, dats ahhh mayzing!
I say! Well done you!
*clapclapclap* Bravo! Bravo! Encore! Encore!
u iz geenyus
@ patrick: u iz geenyus
kitteh too young to know who Queen is.
This made my day.
Too cute! It reminds me of when my children were little and would sing the misheard lyrics to various popular songs.
Affink Iz gonna faborit dis one.
win lolcat iz win
So even cats do mondegreens …
methinks it ’twas
“Gotta Moosh, gotta oosh, will you do the fandango?”