Y’know, praising my ingenuity and self-sufficiency would be a MUCH more positive response…
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Wye u showt?
Conga kittehs, Anni. Yu hav kwik fingers (az yoozual) an kwik thawts. Ai kuudint fink uv ennyfing tu say…
congarats tew us Anni, Zulli an meh! Awf tew teh tye booteek!
C’mon Kmystery Tchr, u come wif us!
Wao – inbytid tu teh booteek wen Ai wuzzint part uv teh ty! Ai feel speshul! Fanks, BF!
ebreewun welkom!
*links arms wif KemysteryTchr an skips awf tew teh booteek*
Thx fur teh congrats!
Goggie did it!
Acorse!
Skoopin kibble ain’t eezy wiffowt thumz ya kno!
aneewai, ai got mos uv it inno teh dish dint ai? wat moar dew u want!
Nao yu duaaint haf tu get mai dinner.
butt(!) ai gess yur jus nawt en evlolved beun.
Aifinkso wuz akshullee hoomin hu spilld dis, an nao kitteh iz sayin “luuk at dis mess! Plz tu kleen it upp.”
goodniss, wat a bery hansum kitteh!
Hay gang, uz anee wun need sum uv dese kollektibles?
Ai haz eggstras..
1 Santa hat
1 Swetter
1 Baff
2 Brokkoli
2 Goldfishie
2 Kardbord box
2 Lazer poynter
2 Toy mowsie
Ai bee glad tew giv dem tew aneewun whoo needs dem,jus let me kno.
Ai duz nawt haz teh rayndeer antlers er teh dress, bee glad tew traid fer dem fings also.
Ai needz teh santa hat.
*crossez piggehs an hopez hurr iz furst tu reeplie*
santa hat awn itz wai tew u ‘Niser!
Fankees bf! Nao dat collekshun iz kumpleet–yay!!
sry, i duzzent hassa dress eethur an ownlee has wun set uv teh antlurs. i needs teh elf shoos an nevur did fynd teh thermo metur.
i has eggstras uv lawts uv fings. iffen anywun wunts sumfin, let mee noze!
Ai haz 3 pare elf shooz- will try to send u sum, keshet.
*sigh* ai jus ‘fownd’ anuvver swetter sew naow ai haz tew eggstra iffen aneewun needs wun.
am ai teh onlee wun whoo finks itz kinda cheep taht teh coins dey ‘gave’ us rnt enuff tew git teh bery rare itemz?
i hav enuff tu bye a dress. inturesting dat yoo cant evun bye a collektablol aftur teh set is reetyurd. an yoo cant shayr coyns eethur.
Ai disaidid wen teh klektibbuls an coyns startid dat ai wuzzint gunna ‘bai’ ennee ob teh klektibbuls oar spend reel munnees awn gettin moar coyns. Buddit gets hardur ebbree dae tu nawt spending teh coyns tu cawmpleet a set bifoar dey retier it. Hmmm. Maebee ai shud bai sumfing ai awlreddee gots, wut sumwun els niids, an den ai cud gibs dem a prezzint. Wut yu finks?? Wud dat stil cownt as ‘cawmurshull-ai-zaeshuns’ ob teh LOLidaes?
Hey- it werked! If enniwun haz eggstra Santa hat or antlers, ai needs dem. But ai think dey must be rare.
Also need dress and turkey. But ai haz 7 (yesh, 7) lazer pointers. WTH?
fankies fur teh shoos! i has 7 layzur poynturs ownlee cuz i awlreddy gibbed wun away.
*NW stroals inn, purrtendin tu beeing nawn-shallots, an lukking berry festib an kozee in wun ob hur 3 Krismaus sweddurs, hur gnu elfshoos (a prezzie frum Lungdoc) an sordid seesunlee-uproapreeit clovings in bitween*
*maeks teh wiiiiiiiiide deetoor, aboiding dat stoopee gaet*
Wai, fankees! jinglol jinglol
oooo, dahling! U luuk maaahvelus!
an sparklolly!
O, ur tew kynd! jinglol jinglol jinglol
*twurls* jingloljingloljingloljinglol
Um ….. jingloljinglol … awn teh elfshoos … jingloljingloljinglol … does nawt jus bobblols, ar dey? jingloljingloljinglol jingloljinglol
*trais tu ignoar teh Scents ob Doom wuts creeping up awn hur*
Deys … *gulp* jingloljinglol … BELS, arnt dey?? jingloljingloljinglol Liek habbin … omaiCC jingloljinglol … windchyems awn ur feats!!! Ooooonnooooes!!! jingloljingloljingloljinglol
*trais despritlee tu standing beriberi still*
*sobs kwyitlee*
jingloljinglol
*duz komeedik gimpy kneed ‘run’ ober tew nicewitch*
*taiks owt smal payre uv skizzers*
*snip snip snip snips awf teh skayree wind-chyme bells*
There there mai frend! Naow u jus haz teh pritty red an green poyntee toe shoos, noe moar icky bells!
*pat pat pat nicewitch awn bak*
an dis issa problum beecuz?
O fankees, BF473!!! Wut a rileafs! Dis bees sumfing ob a famblee fauxbeeya, wii jus kannot stand (oar sit oar lai daon) dat cawnstunt noys awl teh tiem. Ai memburs heerin stoarees bowt Grate-Unklol Kwasee – awlwaes yellin ‘Teh bels, teh bels!!!‘
ai sumtymes haz dis prawblim but iz mostlee wif peoples babblin. Ai liv alone an iz pritty kwiet rown heer. Sumtymes at wurk wen peeps start gitin reel noysee wound up an blabblabblabblabittyblab it iz bery distraktin fer meh an ai jus wanna yell owt EBREEWUN SHUT UP!!!!
Butt ai don’t.
Oh, bf an nw! I axshully did yell fer evreeone to shud-up at home.
Dey got mad at me and now are refuzing to speek to me. 
It has been 2 full days ov blissful silents.
ahm afrayd ai may bee driven tew taht awn Catmus day. Sumhow it kaim abowt taht mennee yeerz ago taht teh famblee komes tew mai plaise fer Catmus an ai fynds it bery stressful. Dere wil bee elebenty peeps heer an nawt reely enuff room an mai mum wil poynt owt sumfin shee finks izznt dun jus rite an mai grate nefews wil akt lyke wylde men an mai neece wil komplayne taht deres kat hayres awn hur klothes naow an mai oldist nefew iz alergik tew kats an dust an gawd knows wat else so noe matter haow hard ai tri iz nawt kleen enuff an an an an BLAAARGH!!
Eww, sry to hear bowt dat, bf…May I offer yer famblee a stern look? Hope noone minds.
There I did it!
bf, tell teh ungraytful gits iffen dey dont leik it dey kin host teh partee.
Dass byootimuss, nicewitch!
BF I suggest sending the following letter to each famblee member…ahem “My beloved family:
As you know from your previous visits on Christmas, my place is rather small, and I do have cat(s), which doesn’t sit well with some. These yearly visits are also very stressful for me due to the crowded rooms and constant complaints I hear. That being said, I would like to extend an invitation to meet at Mom’s house this year, since she knows how best to host a Christmas gathering, a conclusion I have drawn from the “tips” she keeps giving me. If for some reason we are unable to meet at Mom’s, and are forced to use my cramped, cat-hair-covered place, please keep in mind at all times that this is very stressful for me, and if you don’t like it, don’t let the door hit you where the good lord split you!
Thank you for your understanding!
All my love,
BluesFan
*snerk*
Yu wuz a lawt moar takful den ai wudda bin! Butt (*!*) den, yu hassing tu merembur dat in Ohaiskool, ai wuz voatid ‘Moast lieklee tu goa bizurk inna McSumbuddee’s wif teh muhshettee’. Sew foar mii, ‘takful’ meens ai nawt akshlee droo blud …
Bahahaha!
Wehl, aifinksew dat BF iza lil lyk meh, an dislyks teh confr- contofr- confren- teh argoomintz, an wood ravver uze teh polyte langwij. Polyte langwij sumtymz beddah cuz dat waze yu aboidz teh hole Poh-lees inbestagayshunz…
Box pls? kthxbai
Ai haz a spaer box but we doan’t seam 2 be frenz, soe Ai can’t send it 2 u.
luuks lyke sumwun haz beet meh tew sendin u a box, sorree ai doan haz aneefing else eggstra taht u needs
seems yoo gotta bee prettee fast tu bee genuruss arownd heer!
Fank yu awl! Nawt shur who gimme da box, butt(!) is fun, fun, fun! Victor, Nina an ai has bin playin box wars efur since.
iffen yoo diddunt wunt mee tu git intu it, whi didja leeve it owt?
yep. kleerlee iz awl ur own fawlt. STN!
Nao kitteh ai wud be troolee impressed by u uzeeng dis dustbuster to kleen up teh mess. Go ahead.
Um, hao bout ai bat it awl unner da fridge?
Hmm- ai fink awl kittehs nose how to do dat!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Darthvader, Cloverlove8 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy sordid cheezcaeks, iskreem, sparkly party punch, baloonz, an goodie bags filled wif frizbeez taht make raynbows wen tehy fly, wind-up dansing toy aliens, kandee, an glo-in-teh-dark smilie face stikkers!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
OOo! Fanks, burfday fairy!! Adn happee burfday to all teh burfday Cheezpeeps! *Noms cheezcaek adn sparkly party punch, nom nom sip*
happee birfdai tew awl teh birfdai peeps!
ooooo! toy aliens!!
*windz up elebenty hunnerd toy aliens an maiks dem dew teh makarayna*
Yu payin dem bak foar awl teh, um, ‘proabing’ deys dun tu Erflings?
Happee cheezyburfday frenz!!!
Happee Burfdaez tu ebrywun.
*troez konfeddee in ayr*
Dis bootimus kalicow kitteh! Ai tayke her to mai howse.
*zoink*
Optimistik kat wuz hoapin fur sumfin taystier !!
“Nao I shell hab tu yooz mai lubbly eyez tu beg faw gushifuds”, shi sez !
“Self-sufficient” cat?
I don’t see you paying your
kibble bills, you know.
See, there’s the difference between cats and dogs…dogs have owners, cats have staff…
Ai guessing redd haz nawt been by cus teh floofy kalikoka am still heer…
Ai tryed to zoink her, butt(!) mai intarweb too slo fur awl dat floof.
I haz a nextra santa hat iffen yoo need wun.
I just got a messij that i got shooz, but it never
appeared in mai collekkshun.
Ohai, TrayseeAch. Can I haz yur xtra hat? Maibee ai haz sumfin u need?
Happee to send it tu yoo!
Fank ewe! *happi hat dans*
I haz a nembarass. I juss realized I habz messajz from cheezypeeps dat I habz been ignoring. ooops… sorry if I miss yoar messajz.
{TrayseeAch} dem messijs can goe unnotised ezily. Ai needs a yard stick to get dem sumtimes.
Yurz git stuk unner teh stov tu???