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Fud Dispensr Manual: Troubleshooting
Stuk in sleep mode: Fud dispensr iz full of excess liquid. Manually activate teh “primary fluid evacuation system” Apply pressure to teh lower abba… abdo… skwishy area If FAIL, activate “secondary fluid evacuation system” Extend claws…
fud dispensrs r so darn trikkee…
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Yieks!
conga ratz ehgen!
Thx, catena – e hab a tye agane!
shutz a innocint face 4 diz diabolicle plot.
*repete az nesusserree*
congaratoons annipuss an catena.
da fastist fingurz ob cheezeland.
Ai habs teh hawt choklitt foar teh sillybrayshun.
*Danses awn teh tablol wif teh traye ful ob cupz ob hawt choklitt lyke in Polar Eggspress*
*showtz*
Wee gawt em!
Wee gawt em!
Wee gawt em!
*singz*
Heer wee habs wun singlol rool,
Nebber nebber lett it kool!
*froez teh cupz lyke frizbees awn tu teh tablol ob teh waytin cheezpeeps*
Thx! Ennee hawt drink iz berree walkum!
dew u hab a straw dat kan get thru da snowglobez forcefeeld?
Uv corse! It iz a majik snogloeb!
wow…
nomnomnomnomnom *lukz up* watt, watt? iz dere frosting on mai nose? *slurp* ai gess dere wuz.
fankz ebber sew muchly ‘niser.
engage in 3..2..1
Owie! Watch where u iz puttin teh poyntee endz!
Iffen all elz fails…pop de human’s nose a gud wun wif poyntee endz.
Mayke shur yu du it bakwerdz, sew tu habs yoar butt in fuud dispenser’z fayce.
hey cheezpeeps! teh kitteh mom postud down teh bottum awf teh kitteh in teh feeld won LOL bak!
Of Toepiks:
And Ai has Gnus, form teh Ottersanbuttyflys: Fur tohse taht donut kno; som Cheezfrenz rote a Cukbuk an soled it to raze munnees wich we yoosed to dopt 3 otters; Imogen, Ontario and Paprika.
Toodai Ai gawt a Krissmuss gnusledder, telling me abowt som nu aryvuls at teh sanchury an wot tehy’ve bin upto – an Ai fowndowt tehy has a Buk ob Faces paij; juss serch Otters and Butterflies an yu shud fynd tehm.
Teh Cukbuk is still a vaylubble an CweenMJ or Nennepuss or sumwun hoo merember wehre tehy has fyulld Stuff can tell yu hao to biy/dounlode it!
Tu meny werds. Duz nawt getz.
Fud dispenser=hoomin
Stuk in sleep mode=nokkd owt
Fud dispenser full of excess liquid=has tu pee and problolly nokkd owt kuz him wuz drunkin tu much.
to activate primary fluid evacuation system, apply pressure to teh squishy part (belleh)
To activate secondary fluid evac system, estend claws…
and you can kynda gess wut happinz next.
Pressin firmlee on teh buttun in teh middul of teh fase also wurks verrah well, or marchin on teh ribby bits near teh hed wheil singin can cawse “re-boot.”
Also likliklikkin teh clamshell-fingies on teh sides of teh hed.
gud ideaz!
Mai kitteh stikking hims pawz in mai mouf awlways werked fur me
oh waht a tangel web wes weav, whens wes fisrt praktise to decibe!
King Lear?
day tris to confuse kitteh! troubleshootin manual kitteh nawt abel to reed! day decibe mei!
hehehe
an yodelling, berrie berrie loud, and playing wis teh hockie stickies at the front door, dat works berrie berrie well too. we know. dats what ollie does. berrie berrie well.
Yodelling – defnitly. Eifur sumware it echo…echo…echos oar sumware ta wurry da hooman, lyke deep in da basemint.
Victor nudges some wind chimes on the wall, making them play.
… or smackin’ teh miniblinds …
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Whmeow, Dita_Von_Love an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, wite caeks wif fluffy orinj frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht jinglol jinglol wen tehy bownse, liddle mini old-fashuned windy-up alarm clokks wif teh clangers on top, kandee, an scratch-n-sniff decorate-yor-own ginjurbred boi stikkers!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
Happeh Birfdai tew Whmeow and Dita!
Iz MAI kitteh? Mai kitteh uzualli stairs intu mai eyez till Ai wakes up.
mai kittehs do teh figyure ates ‘rownd mai legs.
wee hadda goggie dat waykt my mommee up dat way.
Veri funnee … not nyce to get, tho.
Kan trai lyin on hooman’s chest, purr purr purrin. Den tuch yer (kold wett) pinky nose to da hooman’s nose. Waykes mee efurry tyme!
Working up a good electric spark before you touch noses with your food-dispenser is also extremely effective.
As is strong catfood breath…
Pleh!
Oar coffin lyke a harrbawl iz comin!
on ur head in da middel ob teh nite, whyle hooman sleepies, Dat wils wak u ups fast!
Ohai Gais! Duz mah gnu feestev abatard werk?
Hmm. Guess it taiks a while. Stoopy werdpretzel.
oooh! Dere it iz! Wewt!
yay! i sees it!
very festib indeed 
Shanks LM! Hoap yer habbin a happi hololdais!
oh yes indeedy thabigcheesy! ‘yu’r beginnun tu luuk a lot liek Christmas…’!!
toona breff rite in teh fud dispenser’s face also wurks too.
Ai thot dat was hubby, nawt kitteh!
u’s twe?
tl; dr