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The headbonk. Capable of moving anything and anybody.
Iz a lubblee sine uv affekshun!
Taht’s wot ai wish ai head sed
!!
Ur commint haz teh saem meenin!
Congarats awn leeding teh macrame, Anni
Thx PB!
Wen werds fayle, say it wif yur hedd !! Congarats anni and PB and OP!
Yep! Akshunz speek lowdur dan werds!
Nd berri plezzunt tu gib tu hoomins !!
Shure luks lyke kitteh enjoi doin, aifinkso!
sqeeeeeeee
oops … squeeeeeeee!
No, no, no !!
Skweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!
Hanz OAP teh spayre CHRG an a payr ob protektib gogglols to prevent teh hed-splort
fank u! Dat wuz close!
Kyoot! Lukee Ai habs mai… *pats head* uhoh… *pats head again – no CHRG*
Uhoh…
*SPLORT*
O Noes !! PocoyoNZ iz dwon !!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
* sweep up PocoyoNZ’z branes an rinse dem wiv diet soada*
* pore dem inta a niec cleen funnil *
* pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
* fassen wiv xtra strawng dekratib dukky taep *
* tayp, tayp, tayp, tayppiti, tayp
* snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
* Leed PocoyoNZ to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Heer, tihs buk awn akkownting shud kepe yoo saif
Phew! Fanx fur dat. Knote two selph – muss nut luk at ICHC wifout a certintee ov CHRG fastiness!
Boi, dis akkownting buk grate! Shur duz oberkum mai insom knee-ah!
*handz Poussinboi a chokklit possum to sher*
Thx, PocoyoNZ
* Omnomnomnom *
Yoo gawt tu hand it tu kitteh
Prittee Tukkz Kittuhn
habz Soophan Seekrit Weppun
datz cawlldz ‘T3h HeddBawnnk’!
T3h HeddBawnnk meltz t3h
hawrt ub wuttebburr Hewmin
reeceebz T3h HeddBawnnk!!
T3h HeddBawnk amz just
Kittuhnz’ way ubz mawrkeeng wut
musst beelawngz 2 dem!!!
Jack.
LOL
It iz indede a sikrit weppon, Jack
!!
Dat aminds me ov Skunky, mai cousins’s kitteh. Skunky wud stand on hims hind leggies too hedbonk hands. Meant him lyked u lots… oar had picked u to feed hims neckts.
Ohai, ebbeewun!
Congratz, Annee 4
nawt sekkund HeddBawnnk cawmment. U
needz CHRG?!
Habz Oapunn Fayss Roast
Beef Sammitchez Wiff Graybee
andz scallupptdz ‘taytoz!!
Awllso habz fresh, wawrm
Cimminunn Roalz Wiff Ieeseeng
andz lawtz Hawt Cawffee!!!
Jack.
Ohai Jack! Any “pease” leftofur frum da last lol? Pease nommy wif oapunn fayss roast beef sammitchez wiff graybee andz scallupptdz ‘taytoz, aifinkso!
Ohai Tm J andz ebbeewun!
Deez nawt Lefft Oburrz,
just a chaynjj ubz payss Nomz 4
layt Silleebrayshunn!
Fawtz Cheezpeepz myte beez
tyrdz ubz Turrkee andz Ham frum
lasst wiik’z Fangz Gibbonz!!
Awllso habz supplye
ubz noo CHRGz andz
lawtz stretchee Dukkt Tayp!!!
Jack.
I haz teh pleh for turkee and hamz dis week. Oberdozed.
turkee comah?
Thx Jack! Ai’ll pass awn teh cawfee – iz neerlee mai bedtiem. Teh beef sammich sowndz nommee tho!
Nom! {{{{{{{{{{{{{Jack}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Oapunn fayss roass beef? Wiff taytoes and graybee???
OOOOO fankees!!! OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!!
Ai haz a hongree!
as well as loosening yer fillings.
My fillins iz frozed!
Wii has teh snow…..agin. Pleh.
**paks up kittehs**
Skoot ovur, Dan!
Efun beeeg tuff-guy soldyer can nawt reesist da cyute!
Dis kitteh’z headbonk moved me…SPLORT!!!!
O NOEZ! fae’z amz daown!
Oapunnz CCC andz
taykz Braynee~Ak~Vakk 2 cleenz
up fae’z Gray Maddurr!
Rinnssez Gray Maddurr wiff
Awkksseejennaytedz Waddurr
andz putz dem awll bakk!!
Budddurr Fly Band Aydz
maykz ebbeefeeng prittee 4
noo Strrrretchee Dukkt Tayp!!
Pullz CHRG
doawn tyte andz maykz bettah wiff
noo wyde Bunjee Coardz!!
Rapz Flooffee Blankitt
‘rowndz fae. Habz Froazinn Millkee
Wayz, Ieess Bawkz Roll~O
andz M&Mz 2
Nomz wiff Hawt Cawffee oarz Iee
Bryte, Red Zeengurr Teez!!
Cawllz in a ‘Dust Awff’
4 fae. Awllso maykz cawllz 4
Dawkturr Tynee Cat !!!
Jack.
Oh fankee Jack! Hao yu kno ai liek frozin Milkee Waiz adn hawt cawfee?! Iz yu spyin awn me?
*noms Milkee Wai bar adn slurpz cawfee* Ahhhhh….dat’s gud!
Aww I like to call those “nudgies”. I like to put my head down and wait for kitteh to give me a nudgie with their head. An awesome sign of kitteh/human friendship
It’s such a strange but adorable behavior. I’ll just dangle my arms and my cat will approach it and nudge or butt it. Then she walks away, turns and comes back to do it again and again.
Blargh, I iz ded from teh kyoot.
Oh mai gud fin teh brayn peeciz iz awl frozed.
** sweeps up teh braynz adn snoes, Warmz dem inna mike row wave so teh snoe waturs rins teh braynz. Pat teh braynz dri wif teh floofee warm towell, put dem awl bak in teh brayn cabbittee. Getz aowt teh gorilla gloo adn gloo awl the hedbonez bak in plais.
* rapz elebentee rollz uf dukkee tayp arownd teh hed, addz teh CHRG/wdoi uf warm hoo la dansings. Raps red inna floofee cheezpeep blankit and egg scortz tu teh recubbery area. *
Haz dis chawklit possumz adn sum hawt koko chanels.
Reed teh taks formz until u haz fully recubbered.
* Cutz teh holes foar teh ais adn teh mowf and the noze *
**slowlee regaynz conshusniss**
Wut? Wut happind?
**luuks abuv**
Oh fankees sew mutchlee, WRr. A frozed brane splort iz teh messy, huh? Sowwy bowt dat.
‘r yu shure yu didn’t splort frum teh pawsiblol cyootness ob teh soldjur Red??
I’ll nebber tayle.
U’r not sposta axe and she’s not sposta tell.
Hmmmm, ai finkso ai jus gawt mawduratid.
AWWWWWWW!!! SOOO Kyoottttt….uh-oh….SSSSSSSSPPPPLLLORT!
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer*
*It b bat tree operated.*
*Turnz it on adn deh splort biktimz *
*braynez iz sukked up, kleened adn returnded 2*
*deh kraniul kabitee.*
*A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 *
*protekting frum fucheer splortz*
*Bictim b rappt in floofee blankee, *
*a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
*Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥
*flyz owt agin*
OH! Fankuberrymush!! Aifeelz woozienezz but bettur!! Fanku Dokur cweenmj!!! (nommin’ choklit! sippin mai milk)…. mmmmmm
Itty bitty kitteh winz ober ebberywon. Juss one heddbonk atta tyme.
Itteh bitteh thery-pewtic hedbonk kommitteh?
Lubs deh hanz dat feedz mez
adorable
Lawta splorts an neer-splorts awn dis bebeh…sumwun maek a sine fur teh door dat sez WARNING: BERY KYOOT. PLS FOR TEH SAYFTEE YU AM HABBING DUBBLOL PURR-TEKSHIN!
Plz to be puttinz dispensuh here k thx bai
Defnully a splortable pikshure! Jus manage to keeps me brainzez inside muh hed.
i tought it was called a face smash….