
HALP! I has a Alien Abduction! Dat’s a no probe zone dere, K? NO PROBE!
wut doez teh alienz hab aginst lolcats?
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HALP! I has a Alien Abduction! Dat’s a no probe zone dere, K? NO PROBE!
wut doez teh alienz hab aginst lolcats?
Leeb me alown!
Nuh !! Weer heer tuu
!!
Congarats, Anni ob teh farst fingurz
Dass gud! Ai hab nawt been owt sins Sumdai! U’r nebber alown wiv ICHC!
No, fortunately not! I have walked today, was okay. It takes longer, but I quite enjoy it.
Ai donut wont tu go tu marz, plzthx
Ai’ll bite u iffn u nawt be careful….
Ohai festib catterpiggle!
Ohai! Ai is gonna change it again cos teh holly is nawt nearly recognizable … sigh. Is SO difficult to get a festive style! Ai do envy ur snoglobe – is so pretty!!! And ai can see a littlol snowman, too!
Ohai, Upfi !! Ai lubz yor gnu abatar wib tohse festib culluhs
Fankees! The colors will stay, but teh outfit will change again … ai have nuffink to wear!
Tehze alyens …
… ai tihnk tehy kom frum teh dog star !!!
* Shirley tehy carnt bi Sirius *
oh deer deer deer PB! in honour ov Lesley… ‘donut cawl me Shirley!!!’
mai hole famalee stil crakks tohse puns!!
Hi wil bi berri mutsh myst !! Lawts ob fans heer, aim shaw !!
TSA strikez again!!1
Win
Tickle fite!
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
tsk tsk tsk *looks at the ripped CHRG wdoi*
D-R, u shud nose better!!
*goes to get teh portablol CC-hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts D-R in a floofeh blankitt, in teh comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Here – read these weather reports for yurup these past days – shud unslort u in sekkunds!!
Oh nose! Hold on, D-R!!
Here comes the CCC, with sirens blaring and lights FlAsHiNg
*Sweeps up all the splorted braynes
*Rinses in cristel cleer wortuh
*Gently, yet very thoroughly pax braynes bake into braynium cavity
*Places head bonez back into place
*Taypity taypity taypity with ducky tape wiv kyute drawringz
*Snaps on a fresh CHRG/wdoi
*Leads D-R to the splort recovery lounge
*Here’s a lovely hawt choklit tu sip. Enjoy!
*DO NOT look at teh kitteh until you feel stronger. K?
Heer, tihs klingon translayter shud kepe yoo amoozed n saif
* Oooo, twu splorts awn consekut … sequent … twu LOLs in a row *
Simutayneeus splort sabin serbiss!
Thank u, nennepus and poussinboi! U rite, annipuss. The kewt is danjerus this mornink!
Nitey-nite eberywun, sorre ai carnt stae n innjoi teh fun!!
Nite nao, Ms Kapow !!
nite nite ms. Kapow!
sleep tite! donut let teh bedbugs bite – an if tehy do – use dynamite!!
Is dat an ocelot? :3
Luks liek a Bengal cat tu mi !!
ai fink itz a nawt-happicat.
is nawt a Canajian goos?
If you google image search ocelot kitten you will find a site called zooborns and a bunch more pics of this kitteh. Its an ocelot! I was right! ^^
There is a breed of domestic cat called “Ocicat.” They were named because they look a lot like Ocelots.
I have one. Just randomly turned up in a barn cat’s litter. She’s not show or even breeder quality, but just so darn cute!
No, nawt an ocelot, but he duz ocel qwite a bit.
It’s a baby boy ocelot!
Only the third ocelot ever born from artificial insemination.
Squueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *brain asplode*
queek! cull teh gommemunts!
Iz dat a bb lolcelot? SQUEE~!
Aifinkso!!!!!
*splort*
Where is Mulder when you need him?
An ocelittle!
0 noes!!! waqt r doz aleeyuns doin to dat inowcent baby kittenh!!!
*relezes magic spell to mak sur doz aleeyun stai soopervized at awl timehs caws sum of tem iz willy secwative an cwerly nawt too soopur undurstawndin wat itz lik to be teh kittenh*
teh ceilun cat sez puwt herz down yu dirty-pawed apez!
http://images.yuku.com/image/jpeg/24826e5327a476391b88c63908752344dcc42790.jpg
she haz tu investigat teh magic braclyt an it luks kina trikey frum teh video her frum yesturdai.
http://hasanyoneseenmytail.blogspot.com/2010/12/omg-is-that-thing-magic-or.html
bonus noms iz ekspawnenshul now soh uz ownwe needz one of deez majik ones a peec k
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http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=181544915193104
uz can haz wun an den du watever with de othurz fur now caws it wilz be ohkai az sewn az dey puwt meh down tu
*gravity kicks in again*
*miraculously lands on paws and then begins licking the dust off his coat the recent tree stunt ended with and just decides to continue the conversational lamentation with the forest from the base of it looking up at all teh kittenhs in dees virtuwal treez uv maginashun*
Better than Hollywood.
what the heck is a probe????
don’t reply
Teh poor kitteh!