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HAPPY HANUKKAT
‘Tis teh seeson n awl dat crap.
Today iz teh nawt-sekkund day of Hanukkah. In dis festive tym of teh yeer, menne ob us iz fokused on Catsmas Christmas, but eet iz important 2 remember dat menne udder holidayz is happenin. So Happee Hannukkat 2 u all!
Faeborit Coment: “Happee Hannukkat tu awl hu sillybrate! Nao gimme sum latkes befoar ai thro a dreidel atchu!” – faemaochasiubao
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mazzloltoff!
meowzzltoff to you too.
Happi happi yada yada…
these kittehs does not do “festive”
Da attire iz dere, but nawt da “catitude”, ifink.
Ohai luvscatsvam, puddy_tat adn jk2kitteh! Yup! Ai lurv teh yarmulke adn the udder scarf-lyke fing (Sowree, ai nawt kno wut it iz cawled) awn Hannukkat.
Aifink it beez a “prayer shawl.”
Happitayl Hanukkat, ebbreewun!
Ur talith ur talis in Jewish
Fank yu bof, nightshayde adn JAJEH. Ai iz nawt Jewish sew ai nawt kno teh wurd butt ai duz kno hao tu spell yarmulke!
*applauds floofee pawz*
Gud job, fae.
Ai iz teh Jewish by tradishun ravver den by beleef. We lites teh Hanukkah candlols becuz dey iz pretteh & iz a connection to mah Dadcat who crost teh bridj bak in 1996.
Saym heer nightshayde. Unfortimatlie, mai mumma furgettid teh prayrz an ai nebber lurnt it. Udderwize ai wood tu. Teh ownlee fing ai kin sai is “altacocker” (which means old fart, an ai ownlee noes dis cuz mai mumma sez it wyl drybin behyn teh oald peeplz dat lib daon heer in teh warmz in winner) an “oy vey” or “oy mein gott” which meenz oh boy or omg. Deyz in Yiddish doh, nawt Heebru. But innywaiz, we sillybraetz Chrismakkah…LAWL
They has no holidae spirit.
*brings inn teh drinkees trollee (nawt tu being cawnfursed wif teh drunkee troll-ees)*
*pors Clam-Thingy a festib laibayshun*
Shall hoem, oar sumfing!
*dansdansdansis teh hora, kyndov, an sings, kyndov*
Havva tekeela, havva tekeela, havva tekeela, moar, moar, moar!
Happee Hannukkat tu awl hu sillybrate! Nao gimme sum latkes befoar ai thro a dreidel atchu!
♫ dreidel dreidel dreidel
u may bee maid uv klay
but naow ur dry an reddy
ah’ll bat u far awai ♫
*clappity clappity*
Ohai bf! Ai liek ur kitteh verzhun uv dat sawng! Hao iz yu tudai?
ohai fae! ai iz gud but gotta git reddy fer wurks naow, pleh!
hazza grate ebening frends!
Haz a gud dai at wurk, bf! It iz almoast lunch thyme foar me heer.
Clappityclappity
Aifink mah Dusty wud skip teh latkes az lawng az she getz eggstraw sowr creem.
Ohai nightshayde! Ai pre-fur tu mayke putatah pamkaykez frum mashed putatahz dan shreddid. Wif bloo cheez adn chivez oar roastid garlik innem. Yum!
Yummmmmmm
Hmmm. Ai mite hasta try dat (tho liekly wiffowt teh bloo cheez sinse itz nawt mah favrit). Ai iz fond uv mashed putatahz jus az dey iz, tho.
Ai gotted a yummy recipe fur mashed putatahz wif lots uf cheez & uvver dairy produx in dem. U kin finding it heer: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/giada-de-laurentiis/-baked-mashed-potatoes-with-parmesan-cheese-and-bread-crumbs-recipe/index.html
Ennyfing that involves taters and frying iz gud to me!!
lol thank you
NEVAR.
Hololidai spirrit most reelyablol wen pored outa a botlol.
*Hic*
Dont bogart dat bottlol, A1!
Yoo cna wisslol fur it. Yoo doo noe how to wissle dontcha? Too putz yor lips tugetha and blow!
*wheels in trollee o’drinks* enjoi! i gotta run before the boss-cat catches me again!
Iz fibe oh colok sumwares, rite? *pores a rumaneggnogz* Cheez!
ROFL!!!! Im at werk and tryin verree hard not to crack up!
*passis gammacat teh glittergloogun*
Heer, reinfors yorself wiv dis.
*gigglol* did ai ever sai how wunderful it was tew find you guys! I dont know how I would get through work otherwise!
*schmoo to all cheezpeeps*
mei needder gammacat! taks teh bor outs mai boring dai!
Schmoo to u, too!
These kittehs would prefer to “celebrate” Festivus!
*hydes frum angree kittehs*
Aifinkso dese kittehs alwaeez luuk teh angree. Iz jus der fayces. Iz prolly nawt teh “ai kill yu fur dressin me up liek dis” luuk. Iz teh “we wuz jus boarn liek dis adn we iz akshully hunkee doree” luuk.
Kinda sorta liek teh Meezer Meow. Firstest tiem ai gawt tew nose a Meezer, ai wuz nebber sher ifn him hadda angree oar ifn him juss sayin ohai!
Do not be surprised
if you find a “miracle”
in your shoes tonight.
LOL!!!
aawww, ais lik dis won!
Those are some seriously fluffy kittehs! I wish they didn’t look so grumpy and scrooge-y though.
Tradishunnn!
Happee Hannakkat!
Does dis meen I gets Fansee Feest for 8 daies?
nuver werds for litteh kitteh hat is kippa – kitteh kippah!! an o yes, fansee feest an noms like gefilte (!) fishies for 8 crazee daies.
happy hollidaes and luv luv luv to all teh kittehs
Aweesimmhh I luff tihsss
Oh yay! Myne iz teh Faeborit Coment!
I love this… My birthday is on the first day of Hanukkah this year
Happy Birthday to Hanukkah Hannah! Meowy CatMouse to everybody else, and Hoppy New Year to all!
(Wif apawlogeez tu Adam Sandlr) (Nawt rly):
Put awn ur yawninkat
Heer comz Hanukkat
So much funnikkat
Tu sillybrayt Hanukkat…
Hanukkat b teh festivul ov lyts
Nsted ov wun dai ov prezntz
Wii can has 8 crayzee nyts!
Fur wen u fiil lyk teh onlee kitteh n twn
Wifowt a Catsmus trii
Heer b a list ov kittehs dat ar Jooish
Jus lyk u n mii:
David Lii Roff lyts teh min…men…big candl fing
So du Jaymz Canfud, Kirk Goggielus
N teh layt Dynah Shoruh
Gess hoo nomz tugevvur
At teh Katurgee Delee:
Bowzur frum Shanananana
N Arfur Pawzarellii
Donovunz haf-Jooish
Goldee Pawz haf tu
Put dem tugevvur
Wut a fyn lukin Joo!
U no niid tu dek teh halz
Oar jinglbel rawk
Cuz u can spin a draydul
Wif Cattain Kirk n Mistur Spawk
(Bof Jooish!)
Put awn ur yawninkat
Iz tym fur Hanukkat
Teh pwnr ov teh C-attul Soopursonikatz
Sillybraytz Hanukkat
Ohai Simpsun
NOT A JOO!
Butt(!) gess hoo iz
Hawlovfaymer Rod Catroo
Him konvrtd!
Wii can haz Ann Landurz
N hur sistur Deer Abbey
Harrysun Ford b kwartr Jooish
Nawt tu shabee!
Sum peepl fink
Dat Ebumeezr Skrooj b
Wel him nawt
Butt(!) gess hoo b
Awl frii Stoojuz!
So manee Jooz r n shobiz
Tomkitteh Crooz nawt
Butt(!) ai heer himz ajunt b!
Tel ur frend Veronikat
Iz tym to sillybrayt Hanukkat
Hoap ai git a harmonikat
Awn dis luvlee, luvlee Hanukkat
So dreenk ur jin-n-tonikat
N smok ur mary-wannakat
If u rly rly wannakat
Hav a happee, happee, happee, happee Hanukkat
Happee Hanukkat!
*clappityclappity* *rayzes zippo an wistlolz*
Wooooooooooooooohoooooooooooo!!!!1! Ai LUBZ teh Hanukkat sawng! Fankieez Patrick!!! Heer, habz sum stake faheetaz. Ai has a sry, ai eetid teh stake part, butt(!) teh torteeyuz dere an vegemubulz an salsa an unyins an gwakkymollie an ai lefted yu mai margareeta tu, sins ai hadded tu dryb hoem…
Lokks mor lik chrismakat! LOL
Lubs ur remke of de Chanukka song, Patrick!
What if you celebrate both Hanukkah and Christmas?
datz wat i dew mai mama celebratez krismas n mai daddie celebratez hanukkah
PURR DIZ PICSHURE MAYKEZ ME LOL
but todai iz da sekkund nite of hannukkah nawt yesturdai
How lovely, a peaceful interfaith household.
I love how persians have this “I’m so pissed off right now, but I don’t care enough to do something about” it look :p
Somehow I no like.
I guess it’s their scowls and the text message English I never cared for as I prefer the proper form. Just my humble opinion though.