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Catitus Terminal condishun marked by tunnel vishun in which ur entire wurld is focused on ur cat
side effectz inclood: ebery day bein caturday.
Faeborit Coment: “At teh ultimit staeje, wun becoms catatonic.” – Duffy
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Dere iz noe kyoor!
hoepfully ^^
*shoos congarats fru da tunnlol 2 dans fur anneh* merreh nawt sekkund anneh
Thx siobhan! Hoo wud wanna be kyoord enniwai!
no prollim ^^
ai kuddin fink awf enne1 hu wannid 2 be kyoord (adn wus saen)
Aifink dat wuz wat Ai meened 2!
Ai wuz infektid at a berree erlee ayj!
Wai wud aneeune wanna be kyured?
We dunt. Eben fur cheezburgers.
I shud note dat terminal here duzent mean we onlee haz a few monfs. It means we will have Catitus fur teh rest uv our lives.
Side effects include hairbalz, litter surprises and getting ur kidneyz kneaded at 3 am.
ahhh… finlolly i noes wut mai ‘prollum’ is ^^
Ai don fink iz prollum…..
ai fink uz riet…
lol!
Haowever, as dis iz jus teh wai it shud bee, wee iz nawt seekin a cure.
Yaaaaaaaaaah!!!
Tanks 2 all dat voted fur dis LOL!!!
And fur a cheezburger, I haz teh cure for Catitus.
Gud wun chech, congarats!
Ai doan wan a cure fer dis so ah’ll jus keep teh cheezburger, ‘kay?
*nomnomnom*
Okay. I maed lots.
hmm… u can habs mai cheezburger fur a biggar tuub adn moar catses? ^^
*gigglol* I’ll contribute a cheezburger for more tubes!
what is it called if you have two cats?
Catitus in stereo
sew eff dere r fore cats, iz dat surrowndcatsownd?
ooohhh!!!! *ponders how to convice hubbeh we need two more kittehs*
@ gammacat- Heaven?
Concatshoelaces, chech1965. Two frunt payj lols in two dayz — ur doing it rite!
Catitus? u maek dat sownd liek a bad ting!
Nope. It be a gud ting!!
mebbeh is moar liek caterpiller? starts liek caterpiller, becoems wonnermous caterfly… mebbeh catitus becoems sumfing liek… catirvana?
GMTA!
Cat-astrophic disease!
*nods knowingly* Ah, so THATZ whut I haz.
Very clever LOL, chech1965!
At teh ultimit staeje, wun becoms catatonic.
That is when wun is kuvvered with so menneh katz, wun kannawt move. Wun becomes immobilized by katz. Forchunutlee, I has nawt yet reeched that state. *Whew!*
Cataholics: those hoo realizes that wun kat just leeds to anuther; wun must nawt-sekkund admit that wun is powerless over teh katz . . .
shirley u meens “UNforchunutlee yu has nawt reeched dat state” riet?
gremlin prolly duz meen UNforchunutlee…adn doant kall hur shirley.
Catitus if one kitteh, Catiti if more than one kitteh Like octopus/octopi. No cure, but lots of kitteh cuddles an’ kissies help – dose must be taken as frequently as possible
*snicker* catiti… ai donnow iffn ai shud heeds to da nawtee barn nao oar habs a childish lolspree
Go towards teh lite! CC is waiting fur u!
jus az shuld bea! ais can knot focis on aniting else!
Wurks wif cat-u-ract too !
Teh moar ai seez uv peepulz teh moar ai lurvs mai kitteh.
I’ve got a stretcher case.
Treetmint: Tayke too tabbies an cawl me in da mornin!
(butt nawt too errly)
Or mebbe yu shud wait to cawl til its time for noms – I com rite ovur then.
Maike it atween 2nd brekfast an mid-mornin naps.
OH NOEZ DOCTA! TELL IT 2 ME STRAIGHT, HOW LONG DO I HAS 2 LIV?
Nyne lifes wurth, aifinkso.
Doan wurri–catitus no iz terna…turm…yer gunna liv.
Yesh, yesh, ai can has dis diseez. Ai admitz, mai kittehs R teh senturr ob mai yoonivers. Hubcat juss haz tu eggsept teh trufe ebree daye, himz sekkund fiddlol.
i haz it!
oh dis is da greatest!
”
I now can takes sick leave from wurk iffn I need to snorgle my kittehs.
”
Yu shud tellz yoar bawss yu habs juss bin dyagnoest wif terminal catitus foar dramatik effekt! Wil involv menny, menny seshunz ob snorglin……er, receebin treetmints, yesh, dat’s it!
dats better than “I cant come into work cuz my allergies are acting up”!
Ai’s lergic to werk. Haow bout you?
I luvs mai wurk, butt ( ! ) only between 9am and 12 and then again between 1pm and 3pm. Awl dose udder ours are soooo tiresome, I wish I could just go home ans snorgle kittehs. Nauw iffn I cud finds a job with full-time pay fur part-time ours, lief wud be grate!
ai haz dis diseez tu. ai fink lawts ob cheezpeeps haz it. aifinkso.
“Ah am T3h Kitteh.
Awll Ur Attennshunn will beez
foakusst uppawn Meh!”
“Hewminz nawt needz Klawkz.
Kitteh knoez wen itz am tyme
4 deelishshuss Nomz!”
“Liddill Wunz may playz
wiff Kitteh wen Ah wawntz. Nawt
uddurr way arowndz!”
“Fud Boal andz Liddurr
Bawkz needz beez full and cleen ‘cuz
Kitteh deemz it so”
“Wawrm Windo Sillz needz
beez reddee atz awll tymes 4
lawng unskeddjooldz Napz”
“Prittee Wun’s Speshull
Droar andz Shynee Deevyssez
beelawngz 2 Kitteh”
“Duz nawtz pannikkz wen
Baffroom Seenk amz yoozd 4 Napz.
Dat amz wut itz 4″
“Liddill Skwishee Wunz
shood nawt pull Kitteh’s tayl oarz
will meetz Poyntee Endz!”
“Handsumm Wun amz heer
2 oapunn Canz andz emptee
Kitteh”z Liddurr Bawkz”
“Awll dat Kitteh seez
beelawngz 2 eevurr hii oarz
shii…. Doan’y U getz it?”
Jack.
*clappity clappity clappity*
@@@@@ tew yew Jack! grate pome! full of truths & LOLs!
Ai agree, gammacat! Jack iz a fyne powet! *clappity clapity*
Isn’t this already known as Purrview?
Or being purrblind?
I haz it!
Wow iIhave had this problem four 6 years and know I know I better cancel the surgery.
Yesh! Yu had bettur kansel teh kittehectomy!
No it was kittybotomy
Uh-oh. i hab dis.
What is funny about terminal illnesses? I used to like this website but I’m deleting the bookmark. You should all be ashamed.
Seriously? The terminal illness in this lol does not mean one only has a few months. It means the person will have it the rest of their lives.
You really need to lighten up. The word has multiple meanings and in this context it’s not meant to poke fun at people with an end-of-life disease.
Everything is context.
Sheesh.
Really??? Maybe you have a reason to be sensitive about the terminal condition phrase but even so, these LOLz should be taken in the lighthearted way they were intended. Most of us have catitis and we’re not dying from it, we are living with it!
I’m disgusted, I’ve contacted the site administrator about these comments and this picture
Wow. Just, wow. Good luck with that.
Wut? Ai kan’t heer yu, chech1965?
Just kiddin!
I stand by my lol.
If you take it to be about a “terminal illness” when I said “terminal condition” then that’s your problem, not mine.
Hay evvy buddy, der’s cake in teh brake ruum…
Oh fank yu, doctorcat! Just what the doctorcat ordered! Ai iz sowree, ai jus doan’t unnerstand sum pee-poles. Wut kinda caek duz we haz an wut kind uv refroshmintz shud ai bring?
Ohai chech1965! I didn’t realize that was your lol! It was a great one! Don’t mind “Anonymous”. He or she just has no sense of humor whatsoever and I, for one, am glad he or she is deleting their bookmark for ICHC. Probably just a troll anyway.
So true!
Did sum wun say cake????
Noe wutz, chech??? ai betz dis purrsin gitz offinny- awfent- upend- butt-hurt at teh ayrpoart terminal oar teh trayne terminal an deemanz it tu be has a naym chayng…
LOL. Yup.
Teh trollz com owt neer teh deesimburr hollydaze it seemz tu meh…an sew du teh ppl wif stix up dere patootiez…ai haz a sry an a sad fur dem…dey cannawt injoi dere lyf at awl!
Solushun for Catitus is getz a dog! U too beezee takin kare of dog – dey chew slippurz, poop on karpet, slobburz evereewhere…..U have no moar time to payz attenshun to cat! LOL