
mommy, the blue pig just threw up
Faeborit Coment: “This needs to be tendered to… *afangyoo, afangyoo*” – PootyTat
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mommy, the blue pig just threw up
Faeborit Coment: “This needs to be tendered to… *afangyoo, afangyoo*” – PootyTat
Picture by: Unknown
Noe wundur iffn dat’s wat him eetid!
prancing-piggehs tew yew on yer tawp spot anni!
*pulls in cart from last lol* drinks for all!
Thx, gammacat!
dats nawt gonna happen to me, izzit?
congrats- annipuss, nawt second!
Thx MommaCat!
He can throw up in my house any day
That’s what I was thinking. Any day, and many times a day.
Yay for Canadian monies ^_^
Dems nawt ‘Merikan? luks for bifokals…
Yup..couple of toonies in there
and loonies.
Canuck Kitteh is in ur pig banc stealin ur loonies!
*snerk*
Gud luk wif dat at mai hows, kitteh!!
O, an ennifing valyoobul yu fynds, wii spliddit, k?
Yay! =D
ooohh- shinees!
Why do kitteh get blam? ifin ais cood fro ups monei, ais wood! ais wood!
Ai onli poked him a littlol.
it jus dosn mak sens…
Rite. Wai change?
This needs to be tendered to… *afangyoo, afangyoo*
Perhaps teh piggee just wanted a change…
Piggie an ai gots dis meny moneyfings. Nao you hep us buy cheezburger?
We can has bacon?
No lissen, piggie! Pookee Feet T don meen it!
So u kid abowt kiddin abowt bacon, but u duzzint kid abowt bacon.
Got it.
Now I’m hungry.
Yesh, I do habs SUM principlols!
See, kitteh — dat iz why u shuddint eetify munniez.
*gibs kitteh sum gushyfuds*
Piggy eated to manny loonies n toonies- birdz n bearz…dats y he fwoed up.
teh piggie kan com lif in mai hows iffen hez troeing up munniez.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Hashim, Marlefan, Johnnyface, Mugglemary an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, red velvit caeks wif fluffy creemcheez frosting, iskreem, frooty fizzy party hats, baloonz, an goodie bags filled wif frizbeez taht glo in teh dark, mini remote control flying motorsikles, kandee, an colur-it-yorself kitteh stikkers wif boxes ob elebenty-eight crayns wif bilded-in sharperners!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
Happitayl Burfday to teh burfday peeps — an a bery Merry Unburfday to ebbreewun else!
*sits down wif kitteh stikkers & bawks uv crayns*
*starts to color*
*sticks hur tung owt eber-so-slitelee*
Happee Burfindae, Burfindae Peeps!!!!
*putz awn a frootee fizzee Hatt*
Eeeeep!!
*hazza startlold*
He prolly eight pooteen or sah Steevin Har-purr.
Iz der loot bagz an kitteh nip?
Poor pig! iz sick! it needz sum oinkment
plus, they aren’t innapropriate
);
They’re in Canada. You can tell by the coins…
A pig that pukes money, AND its blue?? I’ll take one!!
Canadian Kitty!