
We prolly won’t noe if you have a bruise until the bleeding stops. When’s dinner?
wai r teh hoominz alwayz so bleed-y?
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We prolly won’t noe if you have a bruise until the bleeding stops. When’s dinner?
wai r teh hoominz alwayz so bleed-y?

I can’t understand you, son. Speak up. Sorry, I’m a little hoarse.
i yoozed mai mouf too much yesserday.


u pootz ur hole salf in…. …an u shayks it awl abowt.

Eenie meenie miney moes… one moar step I git ur toes!

I haz been setting dem free… but dey keep rollin off teh edge 2 der deaths I tink der cracked
mebbe dey haz alreddy hatched a plan?

Of course I’m being honest with you, Martha! I would NEVER lie to you! Those jeans are totally… flattering… yeah, that’s the word! They really accentuate your figure! And bring out the color of your eyes! And…
oh crap. My nose is growing, isn’t it? Okay, yeah, I’m lying. Those jeans make you look like a beached whale. Helpless and humungous. Sorry I fibbed, but… really, it was for your own good.