iz hard tew tel wif kittehs, ai haz tew ware steel toed shoos tew wurks an mai Murphy kitteh whoo ai jus lost recentlee luved dem! Soon az ai got hoam shee wud bee stikkin hur hed inn wun uv teh shoos. Silleh kitteh! (but ai shure miss hurr)
mai mum’s cat, Banderas(Bandy), iz an undiez freek. O.o ai haz tryd tu tel mum dat Bandy is nawt, akshulee, a rillee stoopid cat..he ar a rillee smrt goggie!! pruuf ob mai poynt: Bandy LUBS tu weer kloaz, he plaez fetch, he wantz tu taek baffs an showurz, he lubs tu roll rownd in teh steenky stuffs, he wil fite tu be brushd or trimmd..
(plz tu noet: ai am, ob korss, joekin. Banderas iz a meedeeum-lawnghayr orinj tabbee tom) =^.^=
ai ar bowts tu surb upp sum wprezzels. sumbahdee gits teh vidalia onyun dips..
prebeeus kommint shuda nested unnr PocoyoNZ’s kommint bowt hiz(or..her?) kitteh’s smell prefrinsiz..
O hai guise! There was so much hatin’ going on about teh kitteh-on-teh-cactus gif that I notified teh Big Cheezes Theirownselfs about it, so that it could get taken care of now instead of tomorrow morning.
Here is whut Emily sayed: “I have removed the gif from ICHC. So if you can tell the other Cheez peeps that the gif has been removed and that we apologize for the offense, that would be greatly appreciated.”
Mai favorit parfoom!
Congrats awn ur nawt sekund!
GMTO(pposite)!
Wee haz a tye!
*high fibes Anni wif floofy paw*
Oopz, ai fink ai haz been spending tu mush tym wif teh goggiez
Congratz PocoyoNZ, yu leedz teh waye!
*whispurrs* Butt (!) aifinkso anni’s reespawnse wuz moar akyoorut wif teh “nawt” in der. Juss sayin.
Yay! Congarats tew Poco an anni tyed fer nawt-sekkond anna GMTO momint!
Yay! Naow anni an ai hazza GMTA momint!
U awl git owt uv mai hed!!
Wee’s in yoar hed, steelin yoar thawtz.
Aifink we spen 2 mutsh tiem 2gevver!
Ohai, ebbeewun!
Habz lawtz Hawt Turkee
Sammitchez wiff Graybee andz
deelishshuss Stuffeengz!
Awllso habz Punnkinn
Pye wiff Iess Creem , Cool Wippz and
Cawffee 4 Deezuurtz!!
Habz Blankittz spredz owt
in frunt ubz wawrm FyrePlayss 4
afturr Nomz NapzTyme!!!
Jack.
Fankz. Ai woz goin fur sar-chasm butt(!) ai iz nut shur it iz obvee… ovvi… cleer
Ooooh, sarkazm. Noez, ai did nawt gett dat, butt (!) maykes cents nao.
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Mai kitteh lubs arm-pitt smellz… pleh!
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nawt mai fabrit purrfoom!
Pleez spraye dem nao!
no! buy new onez!
Wat dew u need?
Oder Eeters!
Wen dew u need dem?
NAOW!!!! *gasp yahrrrrrg thud*
Ai din’t sai him wuz a stinkur – juss sed iffn him put oder eeters in hims shooz him wud banish kumpleetlee!
*snert*
oe noe! BF473 coll…kola… fawllens down.
*heer BF, smel, tehn eet tihs cheezburger.*
*yull feel bettre*
When I look at that face I can smell them from here.
memburs! iffen it reaks, role in it!
*wispurrs tu keshet* dat am teh goggie mottoe, aifinksew.. O.o
nope kittehs du it tu. issa predatur fing, aifinkso.
Shoo! Shoo! Go away pyoo!
Dat shuld be eww de pyoo aifinkso.
Ohai nc66, lawng thyme no seez! Dat iz wun happeetayle Catmuss abatar yu gawt goin der.
Ohai ‘Niser. Likewise yours.
gotz tu goe. needz tu tayk mai dawterkitteh bak tu skuul. 2 owr dryv wun way.
dryb sayflee mamacat!!
I dun gno why dey cawl deez sneekurrz. Yew culdn’t sneek awp awn uh lolephant wif uh hed cowld waring doze. *phew*
Go—sayb yooselbs! Es too layt for meh!
Muvver uv CC! Wut dyde!?!?!
*Derp! Pleh! Thud!*
mai mum’s cat, Banderas(Bandy), iz an undiez freek. O.o ai haz tryd tu tel mum dat Bandy is nawt, akshulee, a rillee stoopid cat..he ar a rillee smrt goggie!! pruuf ob mai poynt: Bandy LUBS tu weer kloaz, he plaez fetch, he wantz tu taek baffs an showurz, he lubs tu roll rownd in teh steenky stuffs, he wil fite tu be brushd or trimmd..
(plz tu noet: ai am, ob korss, joekin. Banderas iz a meedeeum-lawnghayr orinj tabbee tom) =^.^=
ai ar bowts tu surb upp sum wprezzels. sumbahdee gits teh vidalia onyun dips..
prebeeus kommint shuda nested unnr PocoyoNZ’s kommint bowt hiz(or..her?) kitteh’s smell prefrinsiz..
her
(n mai kitteh iz a her tu!)
dat dont taste gud!
*pleh*pleh*pleh*
wp muss be hongree. eeted mai commints uhgin.
Bayjj Tukkssee Kittuhn
feenkz hurz Handsumm Wun’z Sneekurrz
habz t3h ‘Poo Teenkee!’!
Bayjj Tukkssee Kittuhn
pre~furrz t3h smawll ubz Handsumm
Wun’z bakk 4 Napz Playss!!
Bayjj Tukkssee Kittuhn
feenkz hurz Handsumm Wun needz sum
noo Oadurr Eedurrz!!!
Jack.
*gibs kitteh mask tu proateks frum da pewwies*
Can yoo reeli shooz yoor frenz ??
Menni wil stink faw tehmselbs !!
I prefers to shooz mine frenz, stank-shoo berrree munch!
Hao bad can it bi if yoo can eet teh odor
??
Duz teh fambily taht
stinkz tugebber
stikk tugebber ??
Sumtymz PB dey sew bery stinkay dat dey haz a stikee. OAR dey sew bery stikee dey stinkee tu!
Frow dem stinkee fings owtsied!
Dis kitteh splorted from hims own kewt!
(pulls on anti-splort gear)
Squee!!
O hai guise! There was so much hatin’ going on about teh kitteh-on-teh-cactus gif that I notified teh Big Cheezes Theirownselfs about it, so that it could get taken care of now instead of tomorrow morning.
Here is whut Emily sayed: “I have removed the gif from ICHC. So if you can tell the other Cheez peeps that the gif has been removed and that we apologize for the offense, that would be greatly appreciated.”
Thank u.
Yeah good job! Thx
Our kitty loves the smell of shoes, socks and feet. She will play with shoes and put her whole head into them, rubs on them and so on.
it took me forever to remember what ad this reminded me of
I would triple like this if I could!