Fanks pjperry! Wuz onlee coinsidansdansdans: iz wuz nawt lookin at teh tiem. How wuz yur fanksgiving? Didz yu can habs toorkeeburger? Or iz yu vejetaryan?
Der wonce was a cat in da woods
who chased allov da leeves dat she coods
she lameted her eers
wiped owt all ov her feers
and sed “gimmee sum gushigud fuds”
*dabs awey a littlol teer, dabs a littlol fayce pouder tu kubber teh red noes*
Ohai pjperry!!! *runs nd hughughugs pjp liek a loonng lost frend*
Itz neerly 8 o’tikkytokkyklokk heer onteh eestun syde ov Oz, fankees fer sayin hi, ai haz hadda lubbly butt looongg dey – mai neffew got hitched tu his lubbly finansay at 6am tihs mawnin, sew am a bit emoshunal!! hoaw u be at 1.30am?!
OHAI Ms Kitty-kitty Puss-puss Meow!
We havn’t met yet – ai’ve bin gone fur sum taim – so – nice to meet yoo – awl teh way from the EESTERN side ov Oz. SUCH a long way away – frum mee – heer in Meesheegun heer in teh US ov A.
Mai nayme iz usuallee shortened to just JCH4K.
An waht a grate way to start yur day!
Heer – a reelee nice Irish linnene hankee . .
But it iz reelee skeeree, isn’t it? Wehn wun iz heer awl ALOAN!!
Itz happened to mee – an tehn cweenmj came along to saive me!
Yuz a Meesheegun kitteh tu? Aiz a Deetroyt wun, meself. Ai coodnt deel wif teh coldnwetz no moar so aiz in teh Arryzonie nao. Ai wood send yu sum warmz butt(!) ai sended dem tu annipuss yeturdai an dey disumapeerd! *extenz floofeh paw ov frenship* nys tu meetcha. sun as mai warmz iz bak ai sen dem tu yu.
Ohai tu all! Yu knoes dat miff dat all teh orinj(bnp) kittehs is bois? Is reelee jus a miff. Last nite, teh orinj(bnp) “boi”-kitteh libbin wiv mii till teh owee-leg heals… well “he” delibbered 3 enee weenee, itsee bitsee kittens in mai apartmunt! Yeep!
Ohai AfriCat!! yur littlol ‘boi’ kitteh had teh bebbee kittehs yu sey?! mai gudness, dat mus hab bean a big sir-prize fer u!! Conga-nu-bebee-kittehs-layshuns tu yu nd ov cawse teh prowd mummakitteh!!
*tikklols teh nuu bebbees unna teh chinz*
*gibs mummakitteh a big bunch ov flours*
*gibs AfriCat a even bigger hug fer being teh kitteh mid-wyfe*
Fankees Ms.Kpow! Yuss, a sir-prize it shurley was! Ai hass tu taik teh mommee tu hav teh bandage awn hurr leg changed, but i fort is better tu let hur rest tuday an do teh v-e-t visit tomorrow.
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
Happee Caturday ebrywuns! *bringz sinnimun rolz wif kreemcheez ising, kawfee, kawfee stuffz, an a baskut uv clemmentinez*
I haz much much much pakkin 2 do as we movez 2 our noo hoam! and brekfuss is teh mos important meel uv teh dai wen u haz much wurk ahedd =) so *nomnomnom*
Ohai angelynx.
Thanks so much fur teh brekkies. Ai’ve awnlee had sum koffee so far – so this iz indeed moast welkom!
An a HOLE BASKIT ov clemmentinez – YUM!!
Gud luk wif teh paking an mooving – nawt so eezee!
O noze D-R!! Iz dangermus tew splort at teh end uv a thred!!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC daown the thred!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an turkee sammiches an sordid leffover pi.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
Ai noes! Him haz a rownd EVERFING! Rownd fays, rownd hed, rownd paw, rownd eyz, rownd belleh…aiz lukkee ai mayd moar tinfoyl hatz an pyp-kleenr goggulz for teh prevenshun of SPLORT. Udderwyz aid hab SPLORTed mai braynz on mai kleen karpit!!!
Iz pleezed to meetchoo!
*High fives Carola on tawp spot*
Fanks pjperry! Wuz onlee coinsidansdansdans: iz wuz nawt lookin at teh tiem. How wuz yur fanksgiving? Didz yu can habs toorkeeburger? Or iz yu vejetaryan?
I nawt vejetaryan, butt! Nawt a beeg meetedder. I lykes de side dishes bedder. I muss be fusseeverouse.
Teh apetizers iz alwaiz teh best part!
*Leebs sordid vegemebulls and dips fer sillybrashuns* Oh, and sum spinach wraps wiff hummis.
*yum* *yum* *smack* *smack*
Fanxalot pjperry! Nomalishus!
Mites iz offer yu sum minee cheezburgerz wif spicey gwakamolay?
*Dunks veggies and chips in spicy gwakamolay* Mmmm………..
Gud stuff! :mrgreen”
Gladz you lieked itz!
Sleep wif teh anjels pjperry adn all teh cheezpeeps out tehr!
Is going tu plai in teh kitteh feeldz ov dreemz nau!
Nitee-nitez!
Nitee-nite, Carola!
*High fives leefee fingee*
Ohai pjperry! How am yu? Is just retoorned hoem frum fanksgiving trip.
Iz *cat*shin up on all mah LOLs!
You hadda gud loliday?
Aifinkso. Yu noez hau it iz.
Ekwal partz lubberlee an ekwal partz finkin ebberywun shood just chill and gets sum nip!
Troo dat….
Der wonce was a cat in da woods
who chased allov da leeves dat she coods
she lameted her eers
wiped owt all ov her feers
and sed “gimmee sum gushigud fuds”
Ok, I’m awt ov heer!
Ohai pjp! lubbly-bubbly proese! c. u. layta!
Hewo wittlol kitteh – ai fink ai’v ‘fawlen’ fer u!!
Nice ov yu tu drawp in Mr Leafs!
Ai fawt ai wud branch owt nd see teh werld wittlol kitteh!
Ooohh, dat’s eggsiting Mr Leafs – butt (l) wotch owt fer teh goggies, tehy lieks tu twy nd watta leafs n tweez n wel, jus abowt eberyting – tehy r gud gardenerers aifinkso!
‘nd tehn teh wittlol kitteh nd Mr Leafs set orf intu teh sunset nd libbed happalee eber artfa’. teh end
dat jinjer kitteh loox flooft at deh leef
lyk skeerin imz
oar skeert bai imz
mebbee deyz bof dansin deh sydwaez dans
♪ “Awl bai maiself,
doen wunna beee
Awl bai maiself
Eneemoer” ♫
izzn’t enne buddy owt tehr in cheezland oar am ai teh onlee sadsakk hoem ona Caturday nite?!
*sobs kwietlee intu littlol ol ladee’s sniffachief*
Ohai, Ms Kitty! We lubs you! We lubs yer funneh! Wat time is it ware you is? It is late here.
*dabs awey a littlol teer, dabs a littlol fayce pouder tu kubber teh red noes*
Ohai pjperry!!! *runs nd hughughugs pjp liek a loonng lost frend*
Itz neerly 8 o’tikkytokkyklokk heer onteh eestun syde ov Oz, fankees fer sayin hi, ai haz hadda lubbly butt looongg dey – mai neffew got hitched tu his lubbly finansay at 6am tihs mawnin, sew am a bit emoshunal!! hoaw u be at 1.30am?!
*hugs,MkkPpM* I is wiped owt tired. It is way late here! Nitee nite, sweeteee! (Almost 4 a.m.)
hazza a lubbly sleep pjp!!
OHAI Ms Kitty-kitty Puss-puss Meow!
We havn’t met yet – ai’ve bin gone fur sum taim – so – nice to meet yoo – awl teh way from the EESTERN side ov Oz. SUCH a long way away – frum mee – heer in Meesheegun heer in teh US ov A.
Mai nayme iz usuallee shortened to just JCH4K.
An waht a grate way to start yur day!
Heer – a reelee nice Irish linnene hankee . .
But it iz reelee skeeree, isn’t it? Wehn wun iz heer awl ALOAN!!
Itz happened to mee – an tehn cweenmj came along to saive me!
HOORAY fur pjperry fur coming to teh reskyoo!
Yuz a Meesheegun kitteh tu? Aiz a Deetroyt wun, meself. Ai coodnt deel wif teh coldnwetz no moar so aiz in teh Arryzonie nao. Ai wood send yu sum warmz butt(!) ai sended dem tu annipuss yeturdai an dey disumapeerd!
*extenz floofeh paw ov frenship* nys tu meetcha. sun as mai warmz iz bak ai sen dem tu yu.
Iz yu gunna byte me Mista leef?
Ohai wolfkit nd happee Caturday tu yu!! ai didnt noe dat leebs haz teef – r tehy bery poyntee?!
Ohai KkPpM. I finks dey myte. Abter awl, trees hab bark sew teef mus bee soem ware.
sew tehre byte iz worserer den tehir bark?!
awl ai iz uanting 2 no iz : wat breed iz dis cyoot kitteh?? ai haz 2 having 1 !!!!
Ohai tu all! Yu knoes dat miff dat all teh orinj(bnp) kittehs is bois? Is reelee jus a miff. Last nite, teh orinj(bnp) “boi”-kitteh libbin wiv mii till teh owee-leg heals… well “he” delibbered 3 enee weenee, itsee bitsee kittens in mai apartmunt! Yeep!
Ohai AfriCat!! yur littlol ‘boi’ kitteh had teh bebbee kittehs yu sey?! mai gudness, dat mus hab bean a big sir-prize fer u!! Conga-nu-bebee-kittehs-layshuns tu yu nd ov cawse teh prowd mummakitteh!!
*tikklols teh nuu bebbees unna teh chinz*
*gibs mummakitteh a big bunch ov flours*
*gibs AfriCat a even bigger hug fer being teh kitteh mid-wyfe*
Fankees Ms.Kpow! Yuss, a sir-prize it shurley was! Ai hass tu taik teh mommee tu hav teh bandage awn hurr leg changed, but i fort is better tu let hur rest tuday an do teh v-e-t visit tomorrow.
Wo0t! AfriCat!! OHAI OHAI!!!
WHAT gud NOOOOOZ!!!
3 itsee bitsee teenee weenee baybees – an yur boicat did it!
And oh yes – she duz need hur rest!
Butt – yoo reelee were Sir Prized???? Did yoo think hee wuz just getting a potbellee???
skweeeeeeee! bebeh kittehnz!!
Ohai {{{{{Janet}}}}} nawt seen u inna lot uv wiles!
*handz bluesfan a egstry tinfoyl antisplort helmut reel kwik* heer, befoar dizaster strykz!
*splort*
O noze!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
upz! ai wuznt fast enuf! but at leest kittehluv getz sum hawt choklit an pastreez. habz mai splort proof goggulz fur necks tym
Happee Caturday ebrywuns! *bringz sinnimun rolz wif kreemcheez ising, kawfee, kawfee stuffz, an a baskut uv clemmentinez*
I haz much much much pakkin 2 do as we movez 2 our noo hoam! and brekfuss is teh mos important meel uv teh dai wen u haz much wurk ahedd =) so *nomnomnom*
Ohai angelynx.
Thanks so much fur teh brekkies. Ai’ve awnlee had sum koffee so far – so this iz indeed moast welkom!
An a HOLE BASKIT ov clemmentinez – YUM!!
Gud luk wif teh paking an mooving – nawt so eezee!
Are you mai muvver?
Oh noo. Kewt round kitteh butt… round litlol kitteh hed… aww jeemony…
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
O noze D-R!! Iz dangermus tew splort at teh end uv a thred!!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC daown the thred!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an turkee sammiches an sordid leffover pi.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
Thank u very much
Ur serbises are verry much appreshamazated
Heer, ai haz wun moar tinfoyl hat fur teh anti-splortz. yu can has. ai go maykz moar nao.
isn’t that the cat from the “U lyks teh wai ai rolls?” gif?
I just gave it its 777 vote which is crazy plus the fact I just got rockband3 and named my band 777 Monkeys. but still 777 now whoh
iz wish ai had liifs , ober hewe iz sno :\
lol:)
awwwww!!! this is the fkn cutest kitty i hav EBER seen.
Ai noes! Him haz a rownd EVERFING! Rownd fays, rownd hed, rownd paw, rownd eyz, rownd belleh…aiz lukkee ai mayd moar tinfoyl hatz an pyp-kleenr goggulz for teh prevenshun of SPLORT. Udderwyz aid hab SPLORTed mai braynz on mai kleen karpit!!!
SO FREAKING CUTE!!!!!!!!
Soooooooo cyooooooooot
Lubs tinneh kitteh