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u kiddin rite, rite?
Ohai, noodle! Congratz on yer solo top spot! Would you like sum tofurkee to silleebrate?
*putz platr onda flor* yez pleeze.
an cranberi saus 2.
an save sum 4 da rest ob da peepz in diz grate land ob cheeze.
YAAAAY!
*carves imavegan a big slice of tofurky and a side of ackee quiche (my vegan speciality)*
*ads smashd sweet potaytoes tu teh playt*
wai fank u! yummm
You can have vegan Thanksgiving, I’ll enjoy a nice plump turkey covered in seasonings. And yes I’ve seen the farms they come from. They’re still delicious…
There’s always one of ‘these’ people whenever someone mentions the word “vegan”. Heh, sad.
Arrr, der be nuttin’ rong wif a vegan fangsgibbin fer da hoominz, matey, but der better be a burd wif stuffinz in mai dish or ya don wanna noes where I be puttin’ dat dead mouze I brot in!
Oh…the HORROR!!!
I’zz gettun vegan cheeseburger? teh Horrur!
Nawt too wurry, kitteh. Ai simplee meens vegan eetz all da turkee ve vants!
daunt wurry kitteh… you cumz ober hear and we shaer sum fangsgibbing byrd togebber… poar kitteh…
What a pretty Siamese! He’s almost as pretty as my Siamese back home
wut?! no moar cheezburger????
well, u can haz tofuburger
Ohhh teh huge manatee! Gimme mah burdee!
Kareful dere, Traysee….u mite get teh UTHER nashional burd uv teh YewEss we wuz tawkin’ abaot erleeyur!
Vegan Tanksgibbin?!1? Bugger dat fer a lark.
Mmmm, Lark! *runrunrun* *pounce and catch* omnomnomnom. Cud sumbuddy pasda gravees?
Hewminz wuz fooleengz
Tawnee Seel Poynt Kitteh 2
avoydz Poyntee Endz!
Seel Poynt Kitteh wawntz
Grayt Beeg Nom Nom Burd wiff
fikksinn’z andz graybee!!
Seel Poynt Kitteh planz
2 habz Jynaormuss Napz frum
Tripptofan Ennzymez!!!
Jack.
yay jack duzzit agin!
nao iz tyme foar mai nappzzzzzzzzz………
zzzzzzzz…….
Ai wanna *boop!* dis kitteh on da nose. But ai nose himz awl reddy alarmeded. Pointy ends do nawt want!
Kittah doesn’t do vegemlables, kittah is an obligut carnivor.
Vegtariam for hoomin, turkee an jiblets for kitteh carnivors at mai hows.
I heart my vegan Thanksgiving! I make a stuffed seitan loaf and aaaaall the fixins! I had it last month though, as I’m Canadian.
The cats got a big ol’ can of organic/holistic meat paste from the specialty pet store.
Our littlest kitten still begged for seitan, though. She pushed it around the carpet for several minutes.
Mah Digger lubbed teh tofurky an teh tofu an te veggie burgerz. An also peaz. He eated anyfing, really.
Yay for veg Thanksgiving! My family was very mean about my choices today (Oh, Auntie, don’t eat *that* stuffing -Why? What’s wrong with it? -It’s *vegetarian*). *sigh* It was just with apples… I has a sad.
*Hed bonks Bethany.* Datz juss silleh! Iz carnevore butt (!) iffn itz taystes gud, whut differnce duz it makes if itz vegetarianz? {{{Bethany}}}
Ime wiv yuu, Bethany n tttb !! Nuffin rawng wib vedji tearing in, nao n agenn !! * PB sallivaits a littlol at teh thott
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{{Bethany}}
* Yoo can chuuz yaw frenz butt(!) yoo cannut chuuz yaw relatibs *
Yay I had a vegan thanksgibbin! Tofurky and taters and turnips and corn and stuffing and Apple pie!!
Yum!
Ai think it’s okay, kitteh. Nom it wit spices. Mmmmmm!
Hoomanz can eat how they wants-
Kitteh is “Obligate Carnivore”. Lookitup. Da mores you knowz…
Fangkew berry mush, Merlyn! Kittehs needz meetz 4 dere ize. Goez blind wifout.
Iz hokay kitteh. Yu feed teh veggiez tu teh turkee tu fatten himz biggerer fer wen yu eatz him.
Skuz me – Iz takin mah cellfone owtside – um – resepshun is bettur. Yes – bettur resepshun on teh frunt steps.
*whispers*
Hello, Peetsa Hut? I needs a ‘merjensee anchovee, ham, an sossidje peetsa RITE AWAY.
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Every time I see or hear the word “vegan”, Heinlein’s “Have Spacesuit, Will Travel” comes to mind. One of the main characters was a Vegan, too!
meh ish an omnivor…i can killz a burdeh wif mah gun nao?!
Funneh ting iz, youse kin git all de vytuminz n minaruls frum plantz az yu doo frumz da meetz onlee wit hardlee eny fatz n defnitly betr fer youse. so it dunt maek mutch difrance, reeliez.
im…going… to …get.. sum.. meatseeyalater