Steer clear of teh greenbean and artichoke souffle. I’m just saying.
May ur Thanksgiving table be laden wif toona and salmon and possibly cheezburgers.
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Ai bin poysind!!
Ai kneads meet!
An cheezburgerz!
*bats away the krikkits*
aim here!!!!
ai wus bizzzee preparing turkey for turkeyday!!!
*jumps in frum teh cold outside*
{{{{OzcatMum}}}}
sry, dat wus mah stomach. A hungree, I has it too.
cumpanee, u can has! An a hug of corse
*grumblol grumblol*
*hops daon fred to try sum of teh roasted turkee*
Ohai Hunnybunny! Hugz tu yu as well. {{{{Honeycakerabbit}}}}
Teh cawld seems tu hav hit ewrlee tihs yeer in teh norf.
*sends warm beems tuwords Yoorup an Norf A Merika*
Fanks for teh warm beems, butt I’z fine! Is not berry cold, just slitely below freezin point. Is much bettur dan teh nasty wet an constant rayn earlier dis week. Nao is dry an a bit of sno on teh grass an foggy in teh air butt teh air is cleer an eezy to breethe an is all gud.
. Lukin forward! I will mayk a nice warm fire in teh wood-burnin fireplayce an we can has a cozy ebenin… *happy sigh*
Also, I’z goin bak to hubby’s tomorry
Hao is u doin?
Okay ai gess. Fanks foar arskin.
Free weeks an 2 days left an elebentty fings to do in taht tiem. Ai shood hav written awl mai kidlets reports bai tumarro, butt(!) ai hardlee started. Wil hav tu get it dun awn teh weekend.
Ai hav had a coff an sore frote for ages an it coms an goes, butt(!) nawt sew bad today.
Free weeks left until whut? Sry, I’z not so well in teh loop reesuntlee…
u goes ‘way rite nao an leebs poor OCM alone!!!
Pleh sore frote an coff!
*hops in teh kitchen*
*rummij rummij rummij*
*cums bak wiff tray of herbal tee, hot lemon, aunty-coff sweets an peeled orinjis*
*gibs cold teh ebil stare*
Hope fings git better soon!
free weeks an 2 days left for OCM summer holololydays!!!
Yeshyesh! Hoos counting? Meh!!!
Fankees, HCR. Aisle be okay. A cupplol ov uther fings hav been keeping meh awaek layt, sew ai gess tahts nawt helping.
*add kidlet’s nayme ____ cud do betterer butt hazza a lubbly purrsunallatee, wil doo wel nekst year*
gud lukk wiffawl yur portee kards OcM!
hab yu tryed gargoyling wiff sum ukkalisptist oil – halps tu kil teh pleh jurms?
Ai hav tried juss about ebryfing. Iz “juss a byrus” an we awl keep sharing it. Fiev other teechas an elebenty kids hav teh saem an it keeps coming back.
Two ov mai boi kidlets (scool) hav bin tu dokter tudai (awn mai rekom..rekerm…say sew. Bofe had allergee tests an bofe hav asthma puffers an antirobotics nao. Hav bin coff coff coffing foar weeks!
O.o dat’s noe gud OcM – ai hoeps u ken start gettin betterer suun, saem fer teh kidlets nd udder teechas – seems liek ‘wun owt sick, awl owt sick’
*lol at ‘anitrobotics*!!
taek care eberywun, tiem fer sweet dreemz – wil be awey fer a few daiz in teh big sittee fer mai nefew’s wedding, sew see yu laiter alligators…!!
Nite nite!
whut am I saying!?!?!?
have fun at teh wedding!
don’t have to much shampers!
please – disregard the previous commint!
HAVE LOTSA SHAMPERS!
Sea u later, Ms Kapow! Hav fun at the wedding!!
Ai gibz yu ressippeee fur mai mamaz Jewish Penicillin yes? Wurkz ebbery tym! Mai Christian frenz kawlz it “sundai soop” becuz we pootz teh chikin in teh big pot wif wadder an a kupplol unyunz and boyl teh h-e-dubble hockie stix owt ub it. Den wen chikin iz nawt pink but iz kookt and delishis, add vegebulz (we yuz karotz an sellerie an one moar unyun an sum garlik an a liddlol sawlt an plenny ob pepper an kook summoar til vegebulz dun. Mama maykz wif matzo ball dumplingz but ai lyk egg noodliez too. teh moast importerint ingredimentz are teh chikin an unyunz and vegebulz. Ai lyk lotza pepper too kuz it kleerz owt mai noze LAWL hope yu feelz beddur sune!
O AI ALMOSTED FERGAWT!! Yu has tu tayk teh chikin awf teh bonez wyl teh vegebulz kook, den add bak into teh pot. Oboi taht wudda ben funniez tryin tu eet chikin soop wifowt taykin bonz owt…
NOM!
*Slurpnomslurpnomslurp*
Gud to heer – awl ov taht.
{{{honeycakerabbit n hubby n a cozy ebenin..}}}
ai’m here noaw tu OcM!! conga-bloated-bellies-alayshuns nd sillee-berp-brashuns fer habin a solow onyer ownsum!!!!
*tryse tu du teh happee dansdansdans, butt ( l ) hazza a soar tumtum frum awl teh noms!*
U bin sillybraytin in reel lief? Oar juss enjoying Nennepus’ wunner mouse feest?
ohai OcM!! a bit ov bofe ashlee!! Mr Meow wunnted mashie tatoes tunitte coz him stil a bit sick sew ai maed heeps butt he onlee ated a littlol sew…ai ated teh rest! nd then alowng came Nennepus’s boofay, nd well, noaw, ai r FULL!!!
Hoep Mr Meow iz feline better soon. Ai merember mayking masht potato almost ebry nite wen Mr OCM waz having kemo. Onlee fing him cood eet foar a fyoo days each tiem.
*skurries in wiffa big boofay tablol – filled wif turkeeburger, turkeesalad, roasted turkee, turkee drumstikks, deepfried turkey
, anna few veggies*
Is that enuff???
need ennyfing moar???
Oooooh! Turkee! Nomnomnom. Fankees, Nennepus! Pores shampers foar bofe ov us. Plenty moar if ennywun els arribes.
U sillybrayt Fanksgibbing in Norway? Hoo nyoo?! We nawt duz heer.
ooh — bubblols!
we donut sillybrayt fanks gibbons up here – but ai fought it wud be a propper eat for tuday!
I have turkeeday last saturday befoar krissmuss with my frends from uni though – this year will be the 15th time in a row!!
Sum peeps heer stil hav turkey for Lolmass, butt(!) ai yooshally maek seefuds an pork/ham an mebbeh chikin, wiv lots ov salads. Dissided a lawng tiem ago itz two hot for Lolmass roast dinna in Perf.
oh yesh – wus a 47 pound turkee!!!
I had tu make sure that I had enuff for evreewun in Cheezland!!
yu’d be kneading a bulldozer tu stuf a turkee dat big, aifinkso!
hear in Oz, we hazz teh ‘skrub turkeez’, tehy be protekket wyllife nd run arownd cheezpeep’s bakkyardz nd dig up awl teh gardens nd bild ruly big Mownds on teh grownd fer tehre eggz!! sum peeps haets ‘em sum lubs em!
We nawt hav tehm in teh west – oar at leesst nawt wear ai liv.
Sir ten lee nawt in teh sittees.
Juss regular turkees.
And teh berd wuns as well.
*snerk*
plenty of the non-burd wuns over here too!
8)
nom
nom
nomnomnom!
hmmmm, Nennepus, u has outdun urself! Fanku!
Haz teh pleh cawld an snoe dide daon a bit Nennepus?
sno has stopped – wus onlee a litlol flurre – but the coald… knot so much!
wud liek for Siberia to keep its coald for itself okthxwereissummer?!?
Aifinkso it mite be a wilol til summer, Nenne. *blows hot air frum Perf tu Oslo* Itz going up wun degree each day foar the nekst week heer, starting wiv 30 tumarro.
We haz aircondishners an fans, sew iz nawt tu bad. Aisle be tayking 26 kids tu a canoe camp nekst Thurs/Fri an ai hoep its warm enuff, butt(!) nawt tu hawt.
it weer 85′F, yessurdae, heer. tunyt down tu 31′F. onli gud fing bowt teksis wintur iz dat, wif aseppshun ob okashunalee droppin tu teh uppr teens, it KANT rillee git mush cawlder. =^.^= ai wish, wehn it gits tu 115′F+ inna summur, dat Kanaduh wud shayr dere nyss wevver DEN. *grinz*
Yupperz DS, Abrizonie iz lyk taht tu. Las nyt gawt daon tu 38F an nawt gettin up hawt tudai. Onlee in teh 60s. Summerz nawt tu bad heer in too-sawn, iz wurs in feenicks. Ownlee getz tu abowt 115 in summah heer tu, an raynie. Feenicks hadda kupplol a daze ober 120 dis yeer, an dey dont get az much raynieez…
congrats on ur solo top spot, OzcatMum! Here’s mah happy hoppy dans for u:
*step step step to teh left*
*twirrrrrl*
*step step step to teh right*
*twirrrrrl*
*hoppety hop skip hop*
*step skip step*
*not-kwite-so-hiiigh jump-twist-land*
*curtsey*
*clappetyclapsclaps (n a wo-woo wissel tu!) fer hcr’s fabbalus dans purrfurrnoms*
Lubblee dansing, HCR! Fankees!
*weewahweewah – maek wai fer teh nomnom-a-medix – teh kitteh haz obaloeded nd cud eggsploed!*
*plonk, shaek, fizzfizzfizz*
*gibs por kitteh a glars ov antee-assid*
*stand cleer – kitteh’s gonna blooowwww!*
*BEERRRPPPP!!*
*patz kitteh on teh tummee – wel dun kitteh!!*
phew – that wus close!!!
gud job!
Paw kitteh. U shuld neber eatz teh green stuv, speslly not wehn der iz meetz abailabull
hoa do u kittehs getz up @ free of teh clockz? u got to get ten 2 twelve ours of sleaps!
gud moarning Kewl4cats!
is because it’s not the midlol of teh nite were we are! sum of us ar in yurup an sum in Oz!
Happy turkeeday!!
oh teh time is rong it’z ate o’clok nao!
i jus reelized I waznut loged in rofflawl!
lol! *nods tu diffrint tymzoanz* iz sebbin, heer. =^.^=
Ohai ‘n Happitail Fanksgibbon to evryone! That’s mi Jorgie in teh picshure warning u ’bout Aunt Jane’s casserole.
Jorgie will try enyfing once…
CONGEE RATS tu u cattails!! ur Jorgie izza cyuuttee!!