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I has a coffee and a grumpy. Guess which one I will share with you.
Ai spoze it wull be teh grumpy as yooshuel!
Oh, {{{{{{{{{anni}}}}}}}}}}}} yu iz su purr septib. Lukz liek yur heer awl by yu slef tudai/nite. Maibe ebreewun iz awf maiking planz fur hollidaze. So we goze tu boutik nd duz owr wn shawpingz nd has sum nomz? dansdans, skipnddansdans, twurl. ( oops, fawl down.)
Ohai Gma! *halps Gma up and brushes hur doun* Aer u OK? Us laydeez uv a sertin ayj shud be caerful!
Ai thort ebbriwun muss be bizzee!
Thx anni, yis , nedez tu be berry kerful thez daiz. Tripz obur mai oan feetz. ok nawo. letz has sum funz. mor peepuls finely gawt heer. Ohai, ebreewunz. Happiness caturdai.
*ladeez ub a surtin aje, indede. hummph!* We iz NAWT oled. we iz bintij.
Ai nebber sed we wuz awld! Juss ‘uv a sertin ayj’!
An laik fain wain, yoo kepez improoveeng!
ohai, altosinger! Long time! ♥
OHai ebreewun!!
Ohai JCH4K! Happee gobblol gobblol!
Ohai, Janet and Altosinger!
Ohai back JC etc! happytayle to see you!
Gud tew sea EBrybuddy!
lol ‘bintij’ i will member dat wun wen ai iz temtid to kall self an ‘ol ladee’.
(an hai frenz! ai haz bin gone awile.)
ICHC seams slo tonite/dai. Conga rats slo-dansin fur you, Annipuss!
An dis kitteh nawt grumpy wen ai get dun snugglin him an gifin him chin skritches!
Thx TJ!
I’m havin problems nawt onlee wiff WP, butt! other places too. Anyone else? Juss me?
Sumtiemz taeks a wile fur teh payj 2 lode, uvverwize OK.
Ai did looz connekshun dis mornin – fink dat wuz mai PC tho.
Seems somwut better now.
Yep! Teh payjiz lode kwikklee agane!
sayme heer. seems a bit bettur now.
Sometimes I loose conexion if LL phone rings. Hadda lotsa calls today anda lots ov lost interwebs.
Want me to pound on the rathouse? am finkinso those rats are sick of us, we needs new cheerleaders. Cud mebbee hold auditions?
maybee less grumpee aftur yoo has teh cawfee?
Yesh, haz teh cawfee nawt sekkund, (luuks lyke Christmuss blend, yumm!) an den comez an sitz in mai lapp kitteh, soez ai kan helf chayse teh grumpeez awaye!
Scuse me, butt(!) you furgotted mai catnip sprinkles!
the coughfee?
Kitteh iz tu cyute tu has grumpy. ai noze haow tu fikz it. *scritch scritch arown da liddul hed nd eerz.*
Ai heer purr, purr, purr an dat kitteh smyle MUS be comin soon!
Ohai, I iz a here and gone peep.
*eggstends teh floofypaw*
Ohai Sunnyhuckle! Ai missed u.
Do you think the kitteh is grumpy because he got a triple half calf no foam latte when he SPECIFICALLY ordered a double half calf half foam?
hmmm, possibly. stoopie hoomans
no medium half-caf, half-decaf w/a shot of amaretto, 3 Splenda, skim.
stoopie hoomans
Cawffee iz itz oan langwij? Nawt neerlee az fun az lolspeke but yu has tu du wut nedez tu get yur cawfee.
Ai aer glad dat Ai liek cawfee strawng, blakk an noe shugr! Ai duzn’t hab 2 lern a noo langwidj!
Ai nawt lyke shugger eezer, butt (!) ai muss habs mai creem!
Niser, is that your kitteh in your abatar?
He/she is beautimus! I love tabbies.
Wai, fankees kovertkitteh. Yesh, iz mai Asti. Hurr iz uh beeyootimuss littlol gurl, in mai kompleetlee unbyased opinyun, ob corse!
Ai nawt shur wee haz mett beefoar.
*Extens floofee paw ob frenship*
Hao yu iz?
Nopes. Fanks Niser for floofee paw.
Yes, I like grey/black-striped tabbies cause besides their pretty patterns, they reminds me ob my cat growing up.
Yu cannut seez hur fayce az well as yooshual, beecawse ob hurz heddress. Hurr iz onnering teh ‘Merican Indyans dat helffed teh settler peeps fru der firss winturr dis Fanksgibbing.
may Asti the Indyan gets lotsa good fud and noms this Fanksgibing from being a great kitteh.
Give her a headbonk for me (she purdy and reminds me of my Mindy).
Take care Niser.
Her white mustache is funnee too.
is yoo sur it wuzzent a haff dubblol deekaffinytid haff-caf, wif a twist uv lemin?
Dat sownds pleh!
hoo is ai tu judj. it wuz Steve Martin’s charactur’s ordur in LA Story.
Allsew uh seen in an episode ob Frasier ware dey R awl at teh cawfee shawp an ebreewun oderz sumfing diffrent, an eech iz uh reedikyoolusslee lawng an komplikaytid list ob ingree deeyantz. Den aifinkso teh dadd orderz uh blak cawfee. Hilareeous!
Oh, ai forgetz teh funniest parte. Teh wayter duz nawt noez wut blak cawfee iz.
Ai mememberz taht wun! LOL!
R yu reelee alto singer? Cuz ai am alto singer tu, juss nawt mai abatar’s nayme.
Oh, yesh, ai singz teh alto! Oar tenor—tenor elebenty notez blow teh ovver galz!
Taht wuz spozedta bee “below”. Oopz.
And ai’m furgettin mai mannurz. Pleezed tew meetchu!
*Extenss floofee paw ob frenship*
Ai pleezed tu meetchu tu!! Ai studeed vocal performans in kollij an sang wif uh profeshunal grupe foar 13 yeerz. Wuz teh expeereeans ob uh lifethyme. Lawts ob recordin (eeben did sum kommershuls) an Yooropeeyan tourz, an eeben sum live raydeeyo. Ai alsew hadz teh full-thyme jawb an gawt promotid intu uh stressy, pleh posishun, soe hadd tu kwit teh singin ebenchuallee. Butt (!) it wuz thyme, wif mai aje. Yu nebber wantz tu bee tolde tu leeve!
OHAI! ohai! May a soprano joyne tihs conversashun?
Ai noo altosinger iz an altosinger – butt ‘ Niser – ai donut think ai noo at AWL taht yoo had tihs car rear! Hao did we miss tihs?
Wai ob corse, moast ob mai bess frens R sopranoez! Ai guess ai forgetz tu menchun datt parte ob mai lyfe at teh cheezmeet. Wuz mai tru cawling, doh.
Wowzerz! Awl ai did wuz moastlee chruch quirez and skool–ai did syng in teh Suvvern Califronier Onner Quire wuns. It wuz teh best time singin ai ebber hadded!
Is baby COWS in my coffee? aaaiiieeee! no wants!
Starbukks kitteh habz holidaze cawfee…warreng himz no-share fayse.
Stepp awaye frum teh cawfee, hoomin!
I no can blame! You don’t mess wiff anyone’s cawfee!
Ohai Cheezypeeps—juss finish mai turkee dinnur. Waz yum. Ai habz plentee leff obers if enny wun wanz sum. Turkee, stuffing, gravee, mash taytoes, gravee, cranny berrees, veggibulz, gravy, soft rollz. Punkin pi wiff wippy creem laterz. Ai fink ai needz a nap now.
We all goes fer a walk wen de sleepeez start to settlol in.
Wee yooshually doez tu, butt (!) iz suppozed tu bee uh hi ob 17 degreez heer awn Fursday, soe ai suspekt datt wil bee skippd dis yeeryeeryeer.
Ohai, ‘Niser. You all good?♥
Ohai sunny! Soe gladd tu seez yu heer. Yesh, awl iz guud. Ai redecoraytin mai libbing/dining ruumz and kichen. Iz teh funz! Tryin tu gett reddy foar mai Momma cat comin foar teh hollydaze.
Hao yu iz? Ai saw yoar blog–nicelee dun!
How you find dat? nobuddy commints but AngelPlume, I am trying to fill a gap the TeaRoom does not so much address, since I left, has much eggsperience wif the addictshuns! Was getting the emayos, so thought, go for it, mebbee can halp a friend or fambly member, or even another addict!
I am not knowing all the trickees teh cween does for making a blog, am learning on the fly!
Yu sent mee an emayo, silleh! Den ai went an chekked it owt, butt (!) did nawt mayke enny commints yett.
Gotta go set teh tablol…..tawlk tu yu layter!
Sawry, haz been teh bizzy, dotter hazza bad MRSA infection in her upper arm, they drained a pleh-pocket the size of an ORANGE, am taking her to get it checked tomorrow, almost got gangrene from misdiagnosis!
Commints will come, or not come, as Karma dictates. I am helpful or not, but I try!
Hai, pj. missed you whil I was away.♥
Hai, sunny! I missed you too. How are you feeling? How is Tr0ll?
Troll is teh awsome! Doan know ifn you merember back in the day when I was posting on Cryer, but life expectancy for peeps wif “invasivve aspergillus fumigotus of the CNS” had a life expectancy of 320 days, we are at 14 months, and he is stronger every day! I credits all those cheezbeems!
Myself, well, has been unemployed since March, has teh depressions and such, trying to get healthcare on a shoestring budget. We make about 10 moneys a month too much for social services, but can get 2 food boxes a month, and free bread every weekday. Every liddul bit halps! We are up to about 10 pounds of rice, ifn ennybody has yummy rice recipees, please feel free to emayo:
sunnyhuckle@gmail.com
duz yoo hav anee grayvee?
lemme chek. Yum, plenty ob grayvee.
Ohai, TracyH…
*eggstends teh floofy paw. I is in and out, mostly out, but very glad to make yur akwaintence, speshully ifn gravy is involved!
Ohai sunny! Pleez tu meechu! Sorry to heer bout yor dotter. Sending get better wishes and awesum thots! Get well soon!
Thank you, sweets. I yoosed to be more here, but life keeps getting in the way! Still, pleased to meetcha!
gewd. wuldn’t wunt yoo tu run owt.
ohai, keshet. Doin OK?♥
yup.
am glad
Umm, duz dat Grumpy haz pekanz in it? Oar noogit an peenutz? Oar karrymel? Hao bowt punkin? Lawts ob shuggerz? Speshly braown shuggerz? Spysiz? Cimanomimiminin? Cloabes? Jinjurz?
If de Grumpy gotz eny ob dat in it, I taekz it.
Yu keaps de cawfie, plsthnxbai.
Donut worry, TT, finkso awl the grumpy got yoosed up at my house!♥
Kitteh shud gets one of those caramel wafer cookeys
Nomnomnom
Mmmmm, they are good
Strypee Kitteh sez
Hewminz can habz Grumpee, butz
Cawffee amz Kitteh’z!
Kitteh’z Grumpee habz
Chawklitt Chips andz noogut andz
pisstasshee`o nutz!
Awn Sekkund fawt, Sly
Strypee Kitteh keepz Gumpee.
Nommee wiffz Cawffee!!!
Jack.
Kitteh needs lots of cream to makes happy.
Best lul _ever_.
This single lul has forced me to completely reevaluate the way I vote. The bar has been raised.
That’s me every morning, except that I’m not even half that cute!
Epic LOL! Kittehs r sew cyute wen dey has teh angree.
n teh hollydayz-theem coffee cup maykes it has eben moar funnee