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Cats vs. Dogs: An Infographic

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  1. Eggplantz says:

    Ay ar ah kitteh pursun! Yeh!

  2. Tabbymom Jen says:

    Scuse me, ai fink ai see a mystake in nummer 10! U says 93.6 millun peepul own cats. Srlsy? Shud say cats own 93.6 millun peepul. kthxbai

  3. Tabbymom Jen says:

    “The cat is the only animal which accepts the comforts but rejects the bondage of domesticity.” ~Georges Louis Leclerc de Buffon

  4. Prior Semblance says:

    #11 is probably showing that dog owners need to be healthier to take care of dogs cause they have to go on walks and stuff, while less healthy people are more likely to buy cats so that they don’t have to struggle to take care of them.

    Why could #7 tell us which dogs are smartest, but not whether cats are smarter than dogs?

    • Tabbymom Jen says:

      Cuz da cats refoosed to bee tested!

    • violetD says:

      O.M.GOGGIE!!! R u srs? No seff respektin Kitteh wud sit stil 2 b xaminded let aloan subjektd 2 a studee!! Dey needz deyz napz! Sew menee napz!! Mai hooman is totez abl bawdeed an spenz lawtz uv timez walkin meh in mai strollr an lettn meh seez teh reel wrld! Sumtymez I sprize her an she fawlz down an DEN I seez her strugglz… udderwize she iz totez helfee! I lubz she!
      An PS Kittehz awlreddy noes dey iz smrtr dan Goggiez! Shhhhh!

    • systemfreak says:

      it said that kittehs are generally as smart as those dog breeds, no matter what breeds the kittehs are, therfore, doesn’t matter the type, they’re better than dogs.

  5. Nettles says:

    Why wasn’t this proofread better? Also, it doesn’t seem to be a very good comparison study.

  6. CindyLu says:

    Define “domesticated”

    • keshet says:

      do·mes·ti·cate
         /dəˈmɛstɪˌkeɪt/ Show Spelled [duh-mes-ti-keyt] Show IPA verb, -cat·ed, -cat·ing.
      –verb (used with object)
      1.to convert (animals, plants, etc.) to domestic uses; tame.
      2.to tame (an animal), esp. by generations of breeding, to live in close association with human beings as a pet or work animal and usually creating a dependency so that the animal loses its ability to live in the wild.
      3.to adapt (a plant) so as to be cultivated by and beneficial to human beings.
      4.to accustom to household life or affairs.
      5.to take (something foreign, unfamiliar, etc.) for one’s own use or purposes; adopt.
      6.to make more ordinary, familiar, acceptable, or the like: to domesticate radical ideas.

      • keshet says:

        whut? dat wuzzunt a test?? :oops:

      • TikkyTac says:

        Oh. I fot “domesticate” wuz wen yoo eetz a sammich in a cubberd staydeeum.

        • keshet says:

          dat wuld bee dome mastikayt, aifinkso!

          • TikkyTac says:

            Butt ob korse!
            I wil mastikayt a cheezburg sammich nao, plzthnx, iffn yu haz wun awn yu.

            (Oar, I wil gladlee pay yu Tuzedai fur a cheezburgr tudai.)

            • keshet says:

              sowry, ai is maykin toe foo curree fur dindin tunite. ai will shayrs wif yoo iffen yoo’d leik sum.

              • TikkyTac says:

                Jus han me de foark. I eetz rite ober heer awn de card tablol ware I nawt bovvur enybodee. Um, duz u haz eny turkee laigz yuze nawt yuzin? An a nappyken, plzthx. An sum isetee. Datz awl. Doan wunt tu be a bovvur. Moar ise cyubez, plz.

                • keshet says:

                  no terkee legz, butt butt der is sum ryce. ai has wattur, kool ayd, oar wyne.
                  wuld yoo leik tu sees teh dezzurt menyoo?

                  • TikkyTac says:

                    I goe ahed an putt in mai dezzurt oardur nao. Hm, aifink I hab sum cheezcaek wif blooberree tawping, an mebbe a slabb ob fujj caek tu, plz. Wif isecreem. Banilla. Breyurz, iffin yu haz it. Regyulur, nawt loe-fatz. I nawt wuntz tu be a bovvur. Moar wyne, plz. Duz yu haz a Chateau d’Yquem 1970?

                    • keshet says:

                      ai ownlee has teh vonyeh an teh musskat an teh Lodi red. no cheezcaek, butt ai duz has frozun blakberrees an wippy creem an buttur cookees an du it yursalf fudjee caek.
                      *handz TikkyTac caek mix bocks*

                      • TikkyTac says:

                        Oooo dat wuz lublee nomz, fankyu so muchez!
                        *burp*
                        I jus taek dat botlol ob musscat wif me, I hoep yu nawt mine, I nawt wunt tu be a bovvur, an yu kin put sum ob de blakberryz in a boel – wippycreem on tawp, plxthnx – an I taeks it wif me, yu so nise. O, an I taek de caek mix tu…duz yu haz a cuplol aigz I cud borry? I gitz de aigz an de boel bakk tu yu tomorry… iz dere eny ob dat rice leff?
                        *urp*
                        *burp*

                        I akshuly knoez peepulz hoo haz behaibed zakly liek dat wen dey haz bin inbited ober tu eet!! I wuntz tu tel dem tu go inna kichin an cuuk de meel dereseffs!! Aaaarrrrggghhhh!!!!

                        • violetD says:

                          U R 2 FUNNEH!!! PLZ 2 B mai Cheezpeep?

                        • keshet says:

                          *wundurs whu zacktlee invitid TikkyTac ovur in teh nawt sekkond playce*

                        • violetD says:

                          OH KESHET!!! Wud awlsew lub 4 U 2 B mai Cheezpeep! U R awlsew 2 FUNNEH!!! Ya wanna be peepz? I meenz…U hassa lawtz ub teh wines anna mebe teh gud wunz…sew hao bowtit? U iz 2 funneh 2 NAWT B mai Peep!!

      • violetD says:

        Yah…K… um…dat dunt happn wif Kittehz. If’n U has Kittehz den U noez … duz nawt dumestikate us…duz nawt taem us… duz NAWT conbert us becuz we haz our own ceiling at an BsmntCat… WE DUZ NAWT NEED UR LABLZ!
        Awlsew we duz nawt adapt(sew 2 speek) or becumz accustum 2 ur affarez…U shud noez bettr! Affarez iz 4 Kittehz NAWT hoominz!
        Awlsew WE adoptz U… dewz nawt taek us!! We iz NAWT ordinary familyar or akseptiblz or mowstly eben liekd! We iz haoeber…radicl sew dewz nawt domestikate uz!!! Dere U goez!

  7. Markitteh says:

    Why is it always conflict? Cats/dogs; men/women; pepperoni/anchovies;salt/pepper; 3/4 time or 4/4? I’m tired.

  8. Amy says:

    Yeah, uh. This thing seems a lil biased toward the dog side of things. That ain’t right on a site for people who clearly are smart enough to prefer CATS. :P

  9. bluetabby says:

    My sis quoted this to me once… don’t know where she got it but it’s good! Cat’s are either the most wild of the domesticated animals or the most tame of the wild ones! :D

    • cweenmj says:

      Kewl!!! me likee!!!!

    • violetD says:

      DEF the mowst domesticatd uv teh wild wunz!! Mai 2 Kittehz are sew lubbin an dey spens a LAWT uv timez awn mai lapz but if’n I petz dems aftur abowt fifteen minutz dey strtz teh lubbin bitin fing an dey BITZ HRD aftr awile!!! If’n dey wuz Lionz or Tigrz O. M. GOGGIEZ dat wud hurt!!! I may eben be deded! BE NIEC 2 UR KITTEHZ!!! Dey iz WILD at hart!!!

  10. faineant says:

    we don’t care about no stinkin’ infograph!! we noes kittehs is the BEST!!! some hoomins just feel sorry for the goggies and make these things show them to be better than they are. kittehs ARE the bestest!!! ;)

  11. Tabbymom Jen says:

    Dogs haf owners. Cats has staff.

  12. SunshineK2187 says:

    As for #5, you tell the 3 youngest cats in my house that they are purely carnivores…they eat the vegetables that my 15 month old daughter throws on the floor! Broccoli seems to be their favorite. :) I’ve watched them munch on asparagus, potatoes, carrots, green beans, Brussel sprouts, tomatoes, mushrooms. They’re my little vacuum cleaners, lol. Not sure why, there’s plenty of dry & soft cat food to go around.

    • doctorcat says:

      Yesh–I can has foto graffick proof of mah Biffer kitteh raiding teh broccololi steemer fur leftover broccololi. She lurves it!

    • shadrachvs says:

      They are obligate carnivores; this does not deny that they can eat plants as an herbivore/omnivore do, just that they must consume meat (or the processed cat foods that have the proper materials included) in order to survive…
      Otherwise their body will utilize their own resources to survive…

      I oddly have found my cats to enjoy Popcorn, just have to hide anything tuna or fish smelly from them.

  13. Megumi's Mom says:

    is #6 why my cat is always eating SPIDERS?

    • rhsb says:

      I dunno, butt wun of my kittehs eetid teh plastik/fabrik ring dat camed awf teh baloney teh uthur day. :roll:

    • shadrachvs says:

      Spiders aren’t vegetables… they are meat. So they got protein, they are fun to chase, and they crunch satisfyingly. That’s my opinion on why a cat would eat those eight legged freaks.

  14. PancakeMomm says:

    Numba 3 proofs yer kitteh can hearz yu but choosez not tu.

  15. twocatwoman says:

    goggies may has beddur sins ob smell, butt(!) dey smells wurse

  16. TheUnknownAssassin says:

    Cool:)

  17. fehneex says:

    cat where egiptions pets treated as gods

  18. AngelPlume says:

    Hoo u cawlin domestikayted? Nawt meh.

  19. kimbarules says:

    Aifink deh kittehz r better den deh doggehz.
    But dat’s juss wat aifink. :O

  20. Eugene'z says:

    i got both ^_^ 11 is very right i’m healthy and smart (A’s and B’s) and im a traceur (google it)

  21. Captain Guy says:

    #11: Dogs cannot comprehend the findings of this document. Cats understand it – they just don’t care.

  22. marzoz10 says:

    It really surprises me that more people own cats in the US. I don’t that’s the case here in Texas! Seems almost everyone has a dog, or four…

    • Tabbymom Jen says:

      Cats are easier to keep in large cities/densely populated areas.

      I know exactly which of my neighbors have dogs – I can hear them barking every time I open my windows – but I don’t know which neighbors have cats. Cats don’t bark, they don’t need to be walked, and many are indoor-only, so I don’t even know they are there.

      • keshet says:

        is alsew verry commun tu has manee kittehs on teh farms an in rurawl aryahz.

        • Tabbymom Jen says:

          Ai’s herd of lolkitteh (oar 2 oar 3) dat haz moar dan one fambly carin an feedin fur dem! Sum dubble-countin, ai fink so.
          Naybor’s kitteh spends winteh wif dem an summeh wif fambly 2 blox Norf. Woo new? Kitteh migrates!

      • violetD says:

        OK Tabbymom Jen… nao… I hassa 2 Kittehz an dey duz nawt BARK but I hassa wun dat MEOWZ BERRY LOWDZ!! Espeshuly If’n I walk to teh storz wifowt Himz. Himz iz 15 yrz oldz an duz nawt liek 2 B wifowt Himz Momma. Himz howlz BERRY LOWDZ sumtymez. If’n I taekz Himz in teh strollr…Himz iz fien.

        • Tabbymom Jen says:

          LOL VioletD! Ai hadded kitteh whoo sayed “URF” wen angree, an her nefur happee unless her angree. Ai gif her treets an wen ai stop so she no gets fat, her grab bag an say “URF”.

    • rngwrm says:

      i don’t think it’s true. i saw a thing a while back that said more people own dogs than cats, but since cat people are more likely to own multiple cats, the cats still outnumber the dogs.

  23. josh says:

    i like mudkipz!

  24. TikkyTac says:

    It taked goggies twyse az lawng tu lurn hao tu manippylate hoominz az it did de kittehz.

  25. KpL says:

    This was definitely interesting, but I find it unfair that so many commenters are hating on dogs!

    I like dogs and cats: is that not possible? ;)

    • Tabbymom Jen says:

      We’re not hating on dogs, we’re just promoting cats. Defining qualities that make cats and dogs different doesn’t necessarily promote one or the other as the better pet. Why do some people like chocolate ice cream better than strawberry?

    • diane says:

      Very possible! I have a few of each, and I love them all to death!

  26. Hermione says:

    I has a kitteh who is a nomnivore. Anyfing I noms, she tries to steal. We had words over sweet potato fries last nite.

    • keshet says:

      shee wun, diddunt shee?

    • Tabbymom Jen says:

      Victor iz nomnivore, too.
      “Whatcha eetin?”
      “Curry. Not for kitteh.”
      “For kitteh?”
      “No.”
      “Pleez?”
      “Not for kitteh.”
      “For kitteh? Pleeze?”
      An den him youses grabity to pullify mai playse matt, hopin tu nok playte on foor.

      • pjperry says:

        Toonces is nomnivore too.
        *Poke poke poke* Dat looks gud.
        Trust me you no like. It’s salad.
        *Schmoo merow* WANT!
        No. Is mine. You can’t have.
        Butt, I’s starfin. Tired ov gormay gushies. WANT!
        *Scrapes left-over salad into kitteh dish*
        *Nom nom nom* Want more!
        Go Away! Sheesh!

        • Tabbymom Jen says:

          LOL Victor noms meats and… and… granola bar crumbs!
          When Victor really really wants, he spins! He’s trained me to give him Temptations for spinning, sitting, or “gimme a paw”. When I eat, he mews, then spins so I know he wants some. He also pokes me and tries to push his nose under my elbow. He’s silly. Nina just sits by my chair purring and waiting patiently for me to offer tidbits. Not that I encourage them… :-)

  27. violetD says:

    Srsly tho…mai hooman noez dat Kittehz wil nebber rly be domesticacatd. She juz haz a happee dat her Kittehz iz nawt LIONZ or TIGRZ or BAREZ oh my!! Teh skrachez..teh bitez..teh EETINZ!! Hey wate! Barez are nawt Kittehz!

  28. CrazyCatLady says:

    I iz pwetty sure Siameseses is smarther than Pershianz. No ‘ffense Pershiez owners !

    That stoody are no gud. Som brid r smarther than oturz. Fo shure !

    • red.kitteh says:

      Farm kittehs r da smartest. I nebber met a purebred kitteh that didn’t look ‘tarded (‘cept sum ov da Maine Coons). Farmz kittehs has jobs, sum ride da tractor, dey can eben tellz time. Now iz time to go chase birds and mices in da barn, den will be time for nap before da fresh milks.

  29. AliChronic says:

    #5: if kitteh is omnivore, why he iz alwayz nommin my plants?

  30. BBkat says:

    That’s a rather biased study towards dogs, they should also inculde that: Cats are generally cheaper to maintain than dogs, easier to look after, they can see in the dark, dogs cannot. This is from personal experience and from a show I watched that compared the two on various things.

    • ryuu says:

      AGREED. A dog is waaaaay more expensive! and way, way waaaaaaay more trouble! and I say this as a dog owner.
      And large dogs are cheaper? REALLY? I highly doubt =/ I also doubt that dog owners are healthier D: If anything, it’s the other way around!

      • Pickles says:

        Small dogs tend to live a lot longer than big/giant dogs, by 5-8 years, so therefore they would cost more. That’s the same reasoning behind outdoor cats being so much less expensive than indoor cats: indoor cats generally outlive outdoor cats by about 3x.

    • Orangebouncykitteh says:

      You forget that cats can see in color while dogs are for the most part color-blind. (dogs percieve color in much more muted tones.)

  31. KittyFanatic says:

    I don’t believe #9. There are lots of household cleaners that remove urine smell (even of smelly dogs too).

    But either way – cats over dogs, no question whatsoever.

    • violetD says:

      TOTEZ KittyFanatic! An Awlsew agreez wif Shepmom!! Awl PETZ iz GRATE!!! I lubz dem awls…I juz hassa teh Kittehz rite nao… but I lubz AWL libbin crechurz! Eben hoominz!

  32. shepmom says:

    *…slinks away wif a sad…*

    why habs to be better or wurse? why nawt just different?

    • nicewitch says:

      {{{{{{{shepmom}}}}}}}
      Dis bees troo – ai gots fibe lublee kittehs, an mai naybur uptehstares gots tu wunnerful goggies. Wii gets tu injoi eech uvvers cawmpawnyuns wennebbur wii wants tu.

      • shepmom says:

        {{{{{{{nicewitch}}}}}}}
        Fankees — iz definitly troo! Ai habs frend wif 3 kittehs — mii and teh Princess visits awl teh tiems an ebberybuddy is happy! Dey is fabyoolus kittehs and we lubs dem!

  33. Tegs says:

    Cats are not domesticated. They are commensal.

  34. PokiCat says:

    I call bias against kittehs. Not fair. Kittehs are the best!!!

  35. mykey says:

    awww !!! qq !!! a want a kittiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  36. Napalmnacey says:

    Actually, cats have been hanging around humans for longer than that. I distinctly rememeber blogging about an article a couple of years ago that discovered it was more like 20,000.

  37. DaffySaffy says:

    I totally get the “cat owners have college degrees” (two kittehs, two degrees :-) ) but what if you have both cats and dogs? Do you have to send back your certificates, or something? :-D

  38. Tabbymom Jen says:

    Hao many TV shoos der bin bout korrektin cat bee-hayvyur? I nefur seed “it’s me or da CAT”!

  39. Sara H. says:

    My cat is a vegetarian of sorts. She refuses to eat meat unless it’s the dry cat food. She won’t touch any other meat including wet cat food, treats, lunch meat, etc. She does love peanut butter and goldfish crackers though!

    I have 3 dogs and 3 cats and a bunnah…and fishes…so I guess I even myself out.

  40. OleJ96 says:

    I got both cat and dog. I will get university degree and good health? Yay!!!

  41. Joeh says:

    It’s a good fing dat I’m a kitteh persun. I’ll grajyooate wif a degree and teh goggie owner’s won’t! >:) Mwahahaha…

    • JMixx says:

      Mah goggie went tu classes wif meh (at teh Kollej uv Willyum en Merry, no less!). An’ I hassa dubble majer Bacheler’s an a Master’s tuu.

      So dere.

  42. powermuffin says:

    This is sponsored by a school! Will there be a test? Should I have studied the graphic? Will there be math?

  43. Maggietabby says:

    Ai iz da ownur uv too hoomins, nd da howze too. Ai sleepz wharevur Ai wantz wile dey goez to wurk two by mai noms. Ifs Ai hadz thums Ai woodz nott needz da hoomins, butt dey gud fur kuddlin wen Ai feelz laik it. Whooz smartur, eh?

  44. PIYIN says:

    HEY WT THE MATTER? CAT ARE OMNIVORES, THEY USUALLY EATS VEGETABLES, FRUITS AN HERBS, AND THATS COS THEY NNED TO KEEP HEALTY THE DIGESTIVE SISTEM.. SO WHY DONT THEY CHECK BETTER before WRITTIN THIS… AN IM MAAAAAAAAAAAD

  45. epic_quail says:

    soooooo… who won?

  46. griffinthegreat says:

    no,no dogs AND CATS raise health

  47. K says:

    Cats can bathe themselves and amuse themselves.

  48. joman says:

    I had a cat that ate green beans, broccoli, and grass. So they are definitely Omnivores.

  49. meieieieieieiei says:

    actually, cats’ noses are also unique like fingerprints & i believe their fur patterns are also unique, although i am not sure

  50. cutie says:

    cats eat grass, melon, broccoli and lots of other un meaty tings so are omni-vores.

  51. nina says:

    5. Cats are carnivores.
    Mine eats french fries and potato chips with salt taste.

  52. imarshel says:

    dog urine smells worse than cat urine. i know because ive had both animals pee on me. dog poo also smells worse than cat poo. i know because ive had to pick up lots of both. these are just facts. i dont know where youre getting your information that tells you otherwise

  53. Robocat12 says:

    I’m a cat person… But I have a dog and a cat, so… Will I be healthy and get a university degree? Sweet! XD

  54. bobobobobobobobob says:

    i haz a kitteh and a puppeh

  55. thesenortaco says:

    there is so much stuff wrong here… 1: cats have been domesticated for 9500 years 2: cats have almost as good smelling as dogs… not only like… 10% 3:people with cats have a better effect on humans than dogs do… in both ways…(see #11) AND cats can be omnivores… but in the wild and most indoor/outdoor cats are only carnivore.

  56. dorothy frances goldstein says:

    The reason is that cats waited until they mankind was civilized enough to be of use to them…..they’re still not 100% sure.


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