
Source: LoveMeow
Sry for teh askident awn teh flor… I wuz tinklin owtside teh bawx.
it wuz out ob littur, anywayz.
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Source: LoveMeow
Sry for teh askident awn teh flor… I wuz tinklin owtside teh bawx.
it wuz out ob littur, anywayz.
U needs tu get a biggur bawx.
conga ratz, AP!
Datz wut mai Meggie wud sae….herz iz eh ty knee kitteh, butt(!) her wantz eh huj bocks!
Fankeez, catena! Gotstu keep diggin till u fynds teh ryte spawt, ynko.
This would NOT have happened if the kitteh spoke English or his litter box employee spoke LOL.
But den, bein a kitteh (speshulleh midnyte kitteh) meens nebber hazzin tu sez ur sorreh. U has a spill.
nebbah, NEBBAH tink aotsyed teh bocks!
Speshulleh durin bizness (meetings).
Speshulleh wen European.
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Doan wont tu bi in Continent
Hmm…. Depends.
& don’t want a cat-heter!
Yieks
!!
Ai izza grayt tinklur. Ai tinks deep fawts.
Urz turnd owt betterer, aifinks.
ai sumtymes duz sum finking wen dooyin my bizzness…
dis kitty iz sew punni
Yup, hims spawt awn!
Hims duzznt miss a trikk!
Kitteh iz bery kyoot, fur shur — but ai iz nawt teh imprest wif teh capshun.
*shrugs*
Wutebber.
*luuks at kyoot kitteh*
*titens CHRG*
*grins*
Noh noh noh… u r sopozd 2 THUNK aotsyd teh bocks.
I saw a sign that said “Pleez don’t litter.”
But, it was outside!
Tee hee.
(Rushes to put on anti-splort gear)
I WANT SOME EASY MAC!!!
Ai feal flusht wib embarismint
Aifinks ai is in a puddlol ob trubblol.
Yeps, aifinks ur ine a beeg puddlol ob trubblol.
Oooo !! Ess splashly gud, pj
Ai wuz bersting tu sea yoo
Ai is oberflowin wiff egsytemint!
yu boiz adn yur pee en kontustz!
Wee just effusive bai naytcher
We lubs tu splattur owr nayms ebrywayr. Speshulleh inna sno.
Oopsy Daizy
Umm, wair’z teh Who be Talkin’ nd stuff ??
Seams tu hab drawpt off teh paige …
Yup, ai notissd dat tuu, wundurd iffn wuz juss meh.
Taht’s goanna maik it hard til tehy fixify it
Wel, wot du yu kno? Tehy mussed hab bean duen sumfin at WP …
Midnyte Kittuhn sendz
berreh impoartunt messijj:
“Cleen mah Liddurr Bawkz!”!
Midnyte Kittuhn habz
Soopah Ulltra Megga Kewt.
Can duz enneefeengz!!
Midnyte Kitteh waytz
2 taykz Napz berreh soon awn
Pritee Wun’z sawfft Bed!!!
Jack.
*deesides nawt tu yooz teh shawpvac fur cleenin up teh tinklol an gits owt teh steem cleenur insted*
at leest teh steem mawp is kwiet.
*sais* iz kwiet, troo, butt it stil skairzez mai Avvie fru teh rooof…
Fur a hyoomin, mebbe
*seas angelplume’s tayl stikin owt frum unnr bed, an POWNSEZ on it!!!*
Aaaakkk! *runs daon teh hawl tu teh study, hydes unner teh desk*
iffen yoo prefurrs, ai kin git teh shawpvac, butt butt we’s needs tu showt tu bee hurd.
Sokay, dat wunz eben skayriur.
Ai fynds mai hydee-plays until u dun. Mayk it kwikk, k?
ai shuld bee dun awlreddy. how mush tinklolling did yoo du??
ohai AngelPlume! i foht ebbriwun had goned. hao iz yuo?
Duin otay. Watchin a moobie awn teh dvr, chekkin in nao adn den.
Offin gets slo dis tym ob nyte.
ai rund off tu lewk at teh uthur cheezsites.
seams der wuz sumfin stoopy in teh last “upgrayd” dat wuz automajically dloaded. teh enjineers is wurkin on it. in teh meen tyme teh stoopy reeceevur keyps ternin itsalf off an ree bootin.
ai cannawt wach tv tunite cuz DirecTV has borked my DVR.
ai wunt tu boot sumfin.
lil thinks outside the box when she’s trying to bury what she left inside the box! keeps reaching over the side where there’s no litter!
Muvver nachur nawt has no bawxez.
Dey knoz tu du whut dey duz, but nawt kno wye dey duz wut dey du.
Den hyoomins caym alawng adn skrood it awl up wiff silleh bawxez.
why is this funny?
oh wait, it isn’t.
at leest ur reseevr iz in wun peese. when ai werkd fur directv, ai habd a wumun cawl an sae she nawt gittin signel…twenty minuts laytr, she cashewli menshuned dat she had run ober hur reseevr wif hur kar…
ai may git tu dat poynt.
Ai rekorded a buncha moobiez wen ai nawt-sekkund gotted teh direk tbz, adn nao is ketchin ups. Ai tryd watchin wun, but it sed it wuz tryin tu awfentikayt teh kontent, or sum such nonsenss, adn nebber playd it. So ai hadtu watch anubber. Aifink dat wun iz lawsted.
But obber den dat ai nawt had no prollems wiffit. Yet.
ai has had teh DVR fur abowt 6 monfs an dis is teh nawt sekkond problum. is styll nawt fixified. ai may cawl teck support bak an has dem wype teh hole fing. ai wuld luze teh pograms dat ai has rekordified an wuld has tu resit evvuryfing.
Oooh, bummur.
Ai has had it fur a wyols (we swichifyd frum teh komkast kuz channuls kept fritzin owt) adn is onleh nao ketchin up awn teh moobiez ai sayvd durin teh free-munf free shotym or whutebber. Teh wyfe is sayin we can upgrayd tu u-verss wen it cums tu owr area, ai hoaps ai nawt hastu looz ebryfing wiff teh switch (dats wun reezin ai watchin dem nao).
teh neggst tyme it shuts itsalf off ai may juss unplugg it. *sigh*
sumtymz dey nedes a hard reset…tri pullin teh plug wile iz on. dat akshuli fiksed nynee purrsent ob teh problolmz when ai did tekk.
butt mite werk difrnt wif dvr, dere wuz noe dvr then, jus tivo. O.o
ai did. den it stawpt tryin tu du anyfing. ai is on teh fone wif tek support agin. dis poopyhed wuz tryin tu tell mee ai will hasta pay $21 in shipping charjis fur a noo receevr. my hed is reddy tu asplode frum teh stoopy!
so, now they want me to leave the damn thing plugged in and doing it’s blinking and whirring so that at some point they can try to send it a patch (which may or may not do anything since it can’t even boot up at this point) and wait for 72 hours to see if it magically fixes itself.
I used to like DirecTV.
This kitteh looks just like my 12-year-old Clarence when he was a baby. Right, Clarence?
“Ai had teh kyoot. Did ai alleez hab mai mouf open liek dat?”
Yep, always.