
and now…i wait…
Via: Blame Aspartame
Faeborit Coment: “Teh free fings dat nobuddee egspekc is flyin kitteh, teh poyntee endz , an in say shabble appy tite and flooffeh hares ebbreeware.” – AnemoneOne
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And wif mackseemum fors!
conga ratz, A1! yu ar indede A1!
Than queue. Ware is ebbrybuddee tunite?
nobodee egg spekz teh flyun kitteh!
nauw wut, kitteh?
Wun thing dat nobuddee eggspecks, teh flying kitteh, and deh poyntee enz.
SPRIZE!!
*lands on yer hed wif teh poyntee enz adn den runs away wif a kwikness*
*Owwwa* Ai ditten eggspeck dat!!!
*runsafta Shine4Him tu adminn admons gib a thurra tikloling*
Ohai Shine4Him, ai donut fink we has mett b4.
*stopz tikloling an egstenz floofeh paw ob greeting*
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Ok ok, nuff tikloling!!
*katches breff*
Ohai, A1! Ai has seen u aroun, but ai dun no if we’ve been intro… in-tradoo… if we mett befoar eider.
*shayks floofeh paw wifout pointy endz dis tym*
GMTA, A1!
Teh too fings nobuddee speks is teh flyin kitteh, teh poyntee endz anna in say shabble appy tite
Teh free fings dat nobuddee egspekc is flyin kitteh, teh poyntee endz , an in say shabble appy tite and flooffeh hares ebbreeware.
Amungst teh fings nobuddee spex is flyin kitteh, teh poyntee endz, an in say shabble apple tite, flooffeh hares ebbreewehre anna still-warm furbawl under yur bear foots!
An layter, inn teh styll uv teh eevnin, wenz evbodiez roun teh taybl, teh cole, wett noze tween teh toze. Wyle uther hoominz skrape targit awff seelin, kitteh leeps tu teh taybel, grabz stayke an’ mayks fasst gettawae, gigglyn az hee goe.
scuze meh, bud nobudee egspekcs teh Spanish Inquisition!
spydar kat!
Ruff Stukko Wallz maykz
ekksellent playss 4 Tukksee
Kitteh Burglurr waytz!
Tukksee Kitteh willz
‘Pownss’ awff Hewmin’z shoaldurr
2 enturrz unseendz!!
Tukksee Kitteh canz
Burgullz wiffakwikkness wen
no buddee’z luukeengz!!!
Jack.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Lyokokitten, GCHLoki an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, buttery yello caeks wif crunchy brown sugar topping, iskreem, frooty fizzy party punch, baloona, an goodie bags filled wif remote control flying kittehs, ninja dress-up costyooms, kandee, an fuzzy junglol aminlol stikkers wif googly eyes!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
Oopsy! Ai’m late to teh party! Fanks for teh goodies, Burfday Fairy, adn happy burfday to all teh burfday Cheezpeeps! *Munches fudjy caek, puts on ninja dressup costyoom adn disappearz into teh shadoze*
Sneek Attak Kitteh — ur doin it rite!
Velcro feetz!
Spydur kat, spydur kat. Duz whatebber a sypdur kat duz!!!
TAG!!1! Yurr it! Nao ai runz awai…
Spyder Kat… Spyder Kat… doin what a Spyder Kat does…
Dat wye dey calls it stucco? Cuz kittehs get stuck-o onnit?
Is this another unreel lol?
I collect the ninja kitteh lols. This wun doesn’t have a favorite button either. I’m sad and disappointed.
Yes, Tukksee kitteh stuc-on stuko waltz. Struh t jic lee plazed fur bird nappering.
Spyder cat, spyder cat
does watever a spyder cat does…
NOBODY expects the feline inquisition!
spy der cat…is spying!
Velcro Cat strikes Again!
thump …
“Oaw!” …
“ZOMG, it’s raining kittehs!”
Luks arown carefully fur goggies an taxeh cabs. Global warmun meens can’t be tu carefull, Ai guess.
My Maine Coon also climbes Walls. Bit of a bad shock when she cried on the Window Sill on the 2nd Floor to be let in
She actually climbes on a corner (I think, this cat did also) not on a flat wall.
(sorry for not-lolcat-speech – difficult enough for me to write “correct” english
Spidercat, spidercat, does whatever a spidercat does..