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Ebil Informashun dowload
[----------------|----------] 66% Progress
Picture by: Angelrichardson
Oh noez, nawt tu CC!
Sparkilee snoeshu bunneh hops for yur furvest frum last, ‘Niser!
Fankees! Ai nawt uzed tu noe compy tisshun. Yooshually anni’s flyin fingerz beetz mee ebree thyme!
Abortt! Abortt!!
Maibee heez unner teh (heet)cuvver tu infull..inphill…seenify intu teh eminee’s camp
*dat wuz s’posed tu be ‘sneekify’….kittehlike typin detected*
Ai wuz wunnerin wut seenify mite bee. Ohai Shatzeesmom! Hao yu bee?
ai figgured “seenify” wuz leik spyyin.
Ai be splendifferous, fankees fur askin. Howz about yu?
Ai guud. Spentt uh wunnerful daye wif sum frenz at uh wimmin’s confrance cawled “acheevin uh helfee balans.” Deelishus fuudz, grate speekerz an goodee bagz full ob teh fun stuffz.
Kuul! A fren adn ai had a garage sail since teh hubby cat wuz outoftown! Whut he duzznt miss won’t hurt himz, aifinkso!
Ai lykez teh waye yu fink!! Ebree thyme ai tryz tu inbolb teh hubcat in cleening owt hiz cloze clawzitt, ai cannut gett himz tu lett goe ob ennyfing. Bedderer tu juss du it an den saye dat ai “ree-organizd” himz cloze.
Hiz uglee ist fing yu gawt rid ub, hez gun mis dat wen he seez it sumplais els. and den, luk owt. Mai huzbum bringed haom uglee lapm , oh, ugggglee. Gawn. He sez in anteek shawp. “wairz mai lamp?” he seez awn teebee, “waiarz mai gud lamp?” ai byed him anuvver wun just as gud nd nawt uglee. nawt liekz it.
Pah! Tihs issa rubbish hayrs-dressr; no maggyzeens to reed!
An nawt eeben uh comfee chare!! Ai nawt leebin uh tipp.
An Ai donut fink Ai luk ennefink lyk teh pikshor Ai brort in – ok ir wus a pikshor ob Sherlee Bassi butt still…..
Goldfingur singur!!! Shee had swell hare!
Nawt tu menchun dat no wun has asked iffin ai want mai pointy-endz dun! (…oh, ai menchunded it…)
Oar awfurred mee enny shamperz, eeben iffn it iz Endray!
‘Nizer, iz dat a newish hollidai addishun tu yur abbatar? (Fur teh Fankkeezgivvin?)
Yesh, izza heddress. Aifink ai wuz uh ‘Merican Indyan in uh formre lyfe, soe aifinkso iz guud kawstyoom tu ware tu teh Fanksgibbin sillybrashunz.
Finks herz protekktin herz elf from ZOHMBEES!!!
BWWAAAAAAAYYYYNNNNEEEEZZZZ!!!11!!
Yez! Iz maykin schmarter! Luuk owt, hoominz!
Humff….no pawdicure…no cumfy chare anna no maggyzeens…necks thyme ai bye wunna dem dew-itz-yerseff ear-perm fingiez!!
O noez, de dreddid hoam dew-itz-yerseff eer perm! Mai muvver gibbed me hoam permz awl de tyme win I wuz kidlet an I goed rownd wif frizzeh hayrz mai hoal kidlethood! Wuz turriblol! Den wen I wuz owld ’nuff tu sai DO NAWT WANT! tu her, ebrebodee axed me ware did I gitz de strate hayrz frum awl ob a suddin?
Sum of teh purmz I gottid maded me luuk lyk cotton bawl goned bad.
Reelee, reelee bad.
Did sumwun say “hoam purm”?
**runz an hieds unner the bed**
kitteh from france?
kitteh is searching for mass quantities?
*laff*laff*laff*
Coneheads ref FTW!!! (ohai stagehanddan, longtimenosee!)
*zoom*
*brief wave*
*zoom*
.
a cloud of dust is all that remains.
koff koff *waivs ohaibai tu Dan*
Ai wuz going tu sae taht teh Coneheads wur maeking a pet.
Wud sumwun PLZ to remindifying me to lok my bak dore?
Kthxbai.
Signed,
A VEREE LUCKEE Red
hey red! mememburr tu lok teh bak dore!
Fanks, keshet.
anee tyme
**luuks arown**
Dang, I has dun it agin.
rhsb—doan foargets to lokkify yoar bakkdoar!!! Bee sayf!!
Fanks, TracyH!
I thot I had kleered teh room agin.
I seem to be gud at dat.
I fot I wuz de ownlyist wun duz dat – sumtiemz I cawlz maiseff de Comint Killur, in fakk.
Singing:
Ize de Comint Killur,
Ize de Comint Killur,
Wachin de Comintz Dye,
Mai, mai mai…
(Iffn enybody ermemburz dat sawng – iz sung tu de toon ob “I’m a Gurl Wacher”)
Nope..ai, fur wun, haz short attenshun span toodai adn trippin arownd teh innerwebs. BUT (!) ai allwaiz cum bak tu teh Cheezfrens!!
Beem me up, Scotty. Der’s no telligent laife here, eifur.
Oh, I see yoo been to ware I werks.
Dis iz a ceiling kitteh! No evilz here!
Seeling kat! YOO TRATUR!
Shouldn’t that read
66.6% ?
Remind me NEVER to order anything from this cafeteria.
Ajint 66 sitz undur teh Cone ov Silense.
does tis com with kit nip?