
Feline Insecurity: Cuteness Envy
kittehs r bery enviabul creeturz.
Faeborit Coment: “Dis a twotiems unhappees pic. Mebbe it not so bad, is big kitteh sayin, “Get down from dat hi tabull, yu mite fall off!” An littul kitten sayin, “I cant do by maself – pliz halp?”” – Duffy
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Ai’ll gett yu!
an ur littlol dawg tew!
Cue teh crazee laydee awl in blak ridin teh byke myoosik
foxtrottin flyin monkees awn ur nawt sekkond’Niser!
Fankees BF! Teh nawt sekkund solo in menny wiles. Aifinkso iz cuz anni iz nawt heer!
OMG! SPLORT!!! Gah!
O noze! Dave iz awl splorted!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
Oh noez, wee hazza splortt!! Wut a mess!!
Wee-ohhh-wee-ohhh, makz wai foar de CCC!!!
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep, sweep, awl in a tydee pile*
*Rinse, rinse, rinse inna sparklolin lemming wadders*
*Scoop, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed*
*Pak, pak, pak awla braynez bak in deh hed*
*Snaps on deh eggstra strawng noo CHRG (wif pikshoors ob baybee lambees awn it)*
*Wrap, wrap, wrap wif deh ranebow duckee tayp*
*Tayp, tayp, tayp, roun an roun de head*
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy.
*Leeds victum tu de splort recubbery loung an wrapz up in deh floofee Cheezpeepmap blankee.*
Heerz sum hawt chokklit an animul crakers. Nao juss restt an doan lukk at de kyoot agin wifout yoar protectif gogglols.
Yay! A dubble reskew maiks u feel twict az guud!
EEP!! Skampurr awai kittehn! Skampurr wif a kwikness!!
Ai bee leave dat beeg ornag cat es drayning teh cyoot liddul won’s joy. Himz running owt ob steem.
O noze! *sob*
Yesh, badd beemz happenin der aifinkso. Paw littlol kitteh! Teh gween-eid mawnsturr nawt uh gudd eemoshun tu displaye.
*Yoinks teh little bebbeh owt ob harmz waye*
Ai wantz to hugg heem and skweez heem an play wiff himz peenk toez!
An cawl himz Jorge!
deffunuhtlee!
Dis beebeh iz too kute fur hiz own good.
*pets & reassures teh beeg OBNP kitteh*
Awwww, dat berry nyce fing tu du. Ai hopez yu terns dat frown upsyde daon!
BTW, ai lubs yoar Hello Kitteh fanksgibbing abatar!
Fankies, Niser.
Ai iz nawt yoosta hazzin teh kitteh hurself in blakkanwite. Ai mite chaynj to a moar jenerik fall-kulur abatar, but nawt shur kwite yet.
Ai luv ur FangsGibbon fevvers!
yesh, hee cud bee cayute tew iffen hee dint maik taht skayree growchee faise
Ai lubs yoar festib owtfitt tu bf!
wai, fank u!
awww! ‘Niser ai luv ur heddress!
Berrah nyse. Beeg orng kitteh needz soam extree noms and a skritch behind himz eerz.
*whispers* wot is uh OBNP?
Ai noez it meenz Orinje Butt Nawt Poisun, butt (!) ai nawt noez Y.
it meens Orange but nawt poison, a ref tew a lol ware a kitteh iz obercome by an orange mowsie toy
nawt shure if dis will wurk but tri clikkin heer
naow iz part uv the cheeseland lore, lyke gittin in de car kawse deres a lyon, an uvvers.
Oh, dat eggspaynz it, fank yu berry mush! Awl teh waye bakk tu 2007, an ai nawt recognyze menny ob teh peeps dat bee tawlkin bakk den. Ai gessses peepz comez an goez.
Yes, dere izza turnover, ai’ve been visitin fer nawt kwite 2 yeers an mennee peeps who were postin den doant kom play wif us aneemoar, sum got cawt up in teh ‘no interwebs durin wurk’ crackdaown, er had RL problemz tew deel wif er jus stawpd showin up, fer wat eber reeson. it iz sad
a few frends hav crosst teh bridge, tehy r very much misst
Dis a twotiems unhappees pic. Mebbe it not so bad, is big kitteh sayin, “Get down from dat hi tabull, yu mite fall off!” An littul kitten sayin, “I cant do by maself – pliz halp?”
maibee is dadcat sayin ‘din’t u heer ur muvver kawlin u elebenty tymes, yung kitteh?!’
Guud poynt! Mebbe iz stern papa luuk an frytened kittehn “Oh noez, hao du ai gett daon?” luuk. Ai lykez dat ideer mush bedderer!
mebbe dad sayun bebbeh gotta start walkin by herself, en herslef wobblin along, & dad keepin ai out sos he kin ketcher en snorg her ouchies if she falsz
furst tyme wif owt teh traynin weels? U goe bebbeh kitteh!
Garfield! and Nermal!
Win!
GMTA!
LOL *splort* tew much cyootness fer one dae, aifinkso!
Ai sawree, ai nawt seed yu awl teh waye daon heer. Ai hopez ai iz nawt tu layte!!
Oh noez, kitthluv iz down!! Wut a mess!!
Wee-ohhh-wee-ohhh, makz wai foar de CCC!!!
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep, sweep, awl in a BEEG pile*
*Rinse, rinse, rinse inna sparklolin lemming wadders*
*Scoop, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed*
*Pak, pak, pak awla braynez bak in deh hed*
*Snaps on deh eggstra strawng noo CHRG (wif pikshoors ob baybee lambees awn it)*
*Wrap, wrap, wrap wif deh ranebow duckee tayp*
*Tayp, tayp, tayp, roun an roun de head*
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, kittehluv.
*Leeds kittehluv tu de splort recubbery lounj an wrapz up in deh floofee Cheezpeepmap blankee.*
Heerz sum hawt chokklit an animul crakers. Nao juss restt an doan lukk at de kyoot agin wifout yoar protectif gogglols.
i know da ai sound liek teh stoopid bunneh but what is “splort” neva herd of it :/
ohai Bunneh! ‘Splort’ bee teh saownd it maiks wen ur hed asplodes frum teh cuteniss. U shud alwais ware ur CHRG™ wen viewin cute pixures
o, um BTW…CHRG™ stands fer chikken hed rubber glove
U shud ware ur HGGs™ tew, dey hep filter owt teh dangerus cute! {happee goggie goggles}
sum peeplols yooziz teh Joo Janta Perull Sensuhtiv Glarsiss:
http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Joo_Janta_200_Super-Chromatic_Peril_Sensitive_Sunglasses
tank uz verry much
*piks up xploded brainz*
*gloos back togeder wit cheez*
*sprays wit lemon scented lysol*
DER! i helped!
I=helpful bunneh
lol
o ya, u nawt sownd lyke stoopid bunneh at awl! iz nawt eezy tew figger owt ebreefin goin awn sumtymes, dere is jokes an sayins wee uze taht mus sownd reely strainge tew nookomers, aneewun shud feel free tew aks if dey haz a confoozled, doan bee askayred!
tank u berry much bluesfan!
*gives chzbgr*
issa on nuh mat uh pee ya (wich duzzent meen yoo pees onna mat). issa wurd dat dee skrybs teh sownd dat happins wen yur hed eggsplodes frum teh cyoot.
yesh! teh cyoot kan bee bery dangerus!
Fanky foar eggs plan ashun, Niser and bluesfan. Ai haz a confoozul.
u iz most welkom! ai wuzznt rownd den but bemembur seein teh lol at sum poynt…
Liddill Tukkz Kittuhn
habz lawtza grownd 2 cubburr.
Oanlee 2 teh Edjj!
Liddill Tukkz Kittuhn.
Curree~awwssittee’z awn himz
syde. Nawt Grabbittee!!
Liddill Tukkz Kittuhn
habz noo Poynt Ubz Veew. Nekkst stawp,
tawp ubz T3h Currtinnz!!!
Jack.
An then….teh WHIRRLD!!
Awsum Jack, az always!
Yes, totally Garfield and Nermal.
dood dat was what i was about to comment xD
The big cat in the background looks creepily human… it is rather disconcerting…
Yes, I have my spray bottle ready!
Yu awl don unnerstan!!;-) Big kitteh lukin at hoomin takin pic. Keep hans offa my kitten!!!
garfield much. hey look its nermal!
Awwww, they are BOTH cuties!!
SOOOOOOOON!